《第65集 (节目)》歌词

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[00:00:00] 窦尔敦和上官元婴

[00:00:03] 来到紫金观

[00:00:06] 见着出家的道人来要兵刃

[00:00:12] 咱们说了

[00:00:13] 诶这老道说的比唱的都好听

[00:00:17] 一再承认错误

[00:00:20] 指责他兄弟做事不妥当

[00:00:24] 但是就是不给兵器

[00:00:27] 理由是难得见着窦尔敦一面

[00:00:31] 当面要讨教讨教

[00:00:34] 跟窦尔敦比试高低

[00:00:39] 窦墩那火撞了三壮

[00:00:43] 又压下去了

[00:00:45] 心里说话

[00:00:47] 哎呀

[00:00:48] 人不可貌相

[00:00:50] 海水不可斗量

[00:00:52] 看这老道的外表多忠厚

[00:00:56] 说出话来多好听

[00:00:58] 但是做的这个事儿不怎么样

[00:01:02] 真是口密

[00:01:03] 福建

[00:01:05] 世界上哪有这么不讲理的人呢

[00:01:08] 平白无故戏耍我们

[00:01:11] 偷了我们的兵器

[00:01:13] 又跑到街上去叫卖

[00:01:16] 又把我们像耍猴似的领到这儿来

[00:01:20] 嘴上说有错

[00:01:22] 还不还给我们兵器

[00:01:25] 这简直是软刀子扎人呢

[00:01:29] 窦尔敦呢

[00:01:30] 锻炼的真不善

[00:01:32] 最后把火压了一压

[00:01:35] 满面赔笑

[00:01:37] 县长

[00:01:39] 能否把名姓赐下来

[00:01:42] 您究竟是哪一位呀

[00:01:46] 只要您报通名姓

[00:01:48] 比试高低

[00:01:50] 小可愿奉陪

[00:01:53] 好

[00:01:54] 好啊

[00:01:56] 既然这样呢

[00:01:58] 小道也只好报名了

[00:02:01] 但我们是无名少姓之辈

[00:02:04] 说与不说都是一样的

[00:02:08] 贫道复姓公孙

[00:02:10] 我叫公孙超

[00:02:13] 他用手一指身后站他兄弟

[00:02:16] 这是我的同袍贤弟

[00:02:19] 名叫公孙燕

[00:02:22] 我们还有个哥哥叫公孙良

[00:02:26] 我哥哥有个绰号

[00:02:28] 人称不倒翁

[00:02:30] 我人称火龙道长

[00:02:33] 我这兄弟

[00:02:35] 人称赛方朔

[00:02:39] 老道不报名

[00:02:40] 还他罢了

[00:02:42] 这一报名

[00:02:44] 上官元婴机灵灵打一冷颤

[00:02:49] 闹了半天

[00:02:51] 这就著名的鲁东三绝呀

[00:02:56] 要提起他们哥仨来

[00:02:58] 那是赫赫有名

[00:02:59] 在武林之中

[00:03:01] 无人不知

[00:03:02] 无人不晓啊

[00:03:04] 听说这哥仨乃世外的高人

[00:03:08] 很少跟别的事儿参与

[00:03:11] 显着性情古怪

[00:03:13] 十分的骄傲

[00:03:16] 没想到是他们

[00:03:19] 把兵器给偷来了

[00:03:21] 不知道我们哥俩哪一点把他们给得罪了

[00:03:26] 今天呢

[00:03:27] 可遇到砬子上了

[00:03:29] 替窦尔敦捏着一把汗

[00:03:33] 兜敦

[00:03:34] 听说过

[00:03:34] 没有听说过

[00:03:36] 那还是老师

[00:03:37] 海静跟他介绍过

[00:03:40] 说将来你到了山东

[00:03:42] 有些人你千万注意

[00:03:45] 其中也提到了鲁东三绝

[00:03:49] 没想到在这地方相遇了

[00:03:52] 但是窦尔敦不像上官元婴那么吃惊

[00:03:57] 也就稍微迟愣了一下

[00:03:59] 哦哦

[00:04:00] 好

[00:04:01] 失敬失敬

[00:04:03] 原来是江湖上有名的前辈

[00:04:08] 恕窦某眼拙

[00:04:10] 这厢有礼了

[00:04:12] 哎哟

[00:04:13] 不敢当

[00:04:14] 不敢当

[00:04:14] 窦大侠

[00:04:15] 您太客气了

[00:04:17] 那么现在我通报了名姓了

[00:04:20] 能否求您赐教

[00:04:23] 你当然可以

[00:04:26] 有道是见高人不能交臂失之

[00:04:30] 窦某愿在台前讨教好

[00:04:35] 痛快痛快

[00:04:38] 贤弟呀

[00:04:39] 在

[00:04:41] 做好准备

[00:04:42] 马上开始

[00:04:44] 咱们要跟窦大侠、上官老英雄学几招

[00:04:49] 明白

[00:04:50] 这就去准备

[00:04:53] 那准备去了

[00:04:56] 他们又坐了一会儿

[00:04:58] 这公孙燕从外边进来了

[00:05:01] 这公孙燕呢

[00:05:02] 就是偷兵器那个细高挑

[00:05:05] 嬉皮笑脸

[00:05:06] 摇头晃脑

[00:05:08] 二哥

[00:05:09] 都准备好了

[00:05:11] 那好

[00:05:12] 窦大侠

[00:05:13] 上官老英雄

[00:05:15] 请吧

[00:05:15] 请请

[00:05:18] 说着话出了贺宣

[00:05:20] 赶奔后院

[00:05:23] 这紫金观呢

[00:05:24] 这庙可不小啊

[00:05:26] 他们等来到后院

[00:05:28] 一看就是一愣

[00:05:31] 愣什么呢

[00:05:33] 除了院落宽阔之外

[00:05:36] 再一看

[00:05:37] 这就是练武的地方

[00:05:39] 靠着墙根儿密摆刀枪架子

[00:05:42] 什么刀枪剑戟斧钺钩叉躺连槊棒鞭锏锤抓

[00:05:47] 硬弓铁索石盾子是应有尽有

[00:05:51] 这还不说

[00:05:53] 他们往这个道上一看

[00:05:56] 准备的真特殊啊

[00:05:59] 从这院的口往里走

[00:06:02] 正中央是宽阔的走道

[00:06:06] 能有五尺多宽吧

[00:06:08] 但是在这个走道上

[00:06:11] 摆着八块青砖

[00:06:14] 这青砖呢

[00:06:15] 都是小面着地

[00:06:17] 就立着

[00:06:18] 在地上放着

[00:06:21] 每块砖之间的距离是五尺远

[00:06:25] 正好是一步在八块砖的前边

[00:06:31] 离着五尺远

[00:06:32] 空中悬着一个罗圈

[00:06:36] 这罗圈啊

[00:06:37] 您看过杂技吗

[00:06:39] 诶钻圈

[00:06:42] 呃

[00:06:42] 就是那个意思

[00:06:43] 在空中悬着

[00:06:45] 离地能有八尺高

[00:06:48] 罗圈的下边有三把尖刀

[00:06:53] 刀尖都朝上

[00:06:55] 那意思如果钻这罗圈没钻利索

[00:06:59] 掉下来斧就扎个透心凉

[00:07:05] 旁边还放着不少青砖

[00:07:09] 有十几名中年的道士短衣襟

[00:07:13] 小打扮

[00:07:14] 在旁边伺候着

[00:07:17] 可几位小弟兄啊

[00:07:19] 没见过

[00:07:20] 石宽心说

[00:07:22] 这这干嘛呀

[00:07:23] 练什么技巧

[00:07:25] 摆这玩意儿有什么用

[00:07:27] 小哥

[00:07:28] 四个是嘀嘀咕咕

[00:07:31] 再看公孙弟兄

[00:07:33] 满面春风

[00:07:35] 十分得意

[00:07:37] 来到第一块青砖的前边

[00:07:40] 挺身站住

[00:07:42] 窦大侠

[00:07:43] 我甭介绍

[00:07:45] 你也看出来了

[00:07:46] 这乃是我们弟兄练功的场所

[00:07:51] 无非是活动活动筋骨而已

[00:07:55] 窦大侠

[00:07:56] 咱没比之前最好都活动活动筋骨

[00:08:01] 小道不才

[00:08:03] 我先在这上面过去

[00:08:06] 要求一步走一块砖

[00:08:09] 八步走八块砖

[00:08:11] 然后腾身而起

[00:08:13] 从这罗圈蹿过去

[00:08:16] 还得摔不着

[00:08:17] 然后到对面的月台

[00:08:21] 窦尔敦点了点头

[00:08:23] 县长请

[00:08:24] 哈哈哈哈

[00:08:27] 再看这哥俩

[00:08:29] 把长大的衣服款掉里边

[00:08:33] 短衣襟

[00:08:34] 小打扮

[00:08:36] 别看公孙超身体高大

[00:08:40] 勒完之后显得苗条多了

[00:08:44] 他是虚髯飘摆

[00:08:46] 将身一纵

[00:08:47] 噌

[00:08:48] 跳上头块砖

[00:08:50] 就像个小燕子一样

[00:08:53] 啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:08:56] 连走了八步

[00:08:58] 迈过八块砖

[00:09:00] 那砖不带倒的

[00:09:03] 你别看没倒

[00:09:05] 你仔细瞅一瞅

[00:09:06] 每块砖都劈裂了

[00:09:10] 说明人家脚上有多大的功夫

[00:09:14] 在最后一块砖的时候

[00:09:17] 就见公孙超脚尖点砖

[00:09:20] 腾身而起

[00:09:21] 噌

[00:09:22] 头朝前

[00:09:24] 脚朝后

[00:09:25] 两只胳膊往后一顺

[00:09:27] 跟那个小燕子一抿翅膀似的抽

[00:09:32] 从罗圈穿过

[00:09:35] 然后使了个鹞子大翻身

[00:09:38] 双腿轻轻落地

[00:09:41] 气不长出

[00:09:42] 是面不更色

[00:09:45] 哈哈

[00:09:49] 各位啊

[00:09:50] 我可献丑了啊

[00:09:53] 第二个是他兄弟公孙燕

[00:09:58] 再看公孙燕毫不介意

[00:10:01] 摇头晃屁股

[00:10:03] 吩咐老道重新换砖

[00:10:06] 因为这砖劈裂了

[00:10:08] 不能使用了

[00:10:10] 挪到旁边去

[00:10:11] 又换了八块新砖

[00:10:14] 距离跟前者是相似的

[00:10:18] 再看公孙燕飞

[00:10:20] 身形跳到头块砖上

[00:10:22] 紧跟着一晃脑袋

[00:10:24] 说了声

[00:10:24] 走

[00:10:25] 噌噌噌噌噌噌

[00:10:28] 踩过八块砖

[00:10:31] 再看这砖

[00:10:32] 照样劈练

[00:10:35] 说明人家腿上有独到的功夫

[00:10:39] 到了最后这一块

[00:10:41] 舌尖一顶上牙膛

[00:10:43] 脚尖一点

[00:10:44] 这砖头是腾身而起

[00:10:47] 跟他二哥一样

[00:10:48] 从罗圈穿过

[00:10:52] 双腿轻飘飘落地

[00:10:54] 是声息皆无

[00:10:56] 就像没发生任何事儿一样

[00:11:02] 窦大侠

[00:11:04] 请吧

[00:11:06] 这叫什么

[00:11:08] 这叫下马威

[00:11:10] 给对方来了个字儿

[00:11:13] 练武帝讲这个前衙奴背手一压当行人

[00:11:19] 你

[00:11:20] 你怎么样

[00:11:21] 你不侠客吗

[00:11:23] 你想做山东八大处的总头领

[00:11:26] 那好啊

[00:11:28] 你露两手

[00:11:29] 我们开开眼吧

[00:11:31] 这玩意儿可真要命啊

[00:11:34] 没两下子当众出丑

[00:11:36] 叫人将军就给僵住了

[00:11:40] 上官元英过来了

[00:11:42] 兄弟

[00:11:42] 慢

[00:11:44] 老哥哥

[00:11:45] 我献献丑啊

[00:11:47] 我先活动活动筋骨

[00:11:50] 我说县长二位

[00:11:52] 咱说实话啊

[00:11:54] 我可没练过

[00:11:56] 旁人练我看过

[00:11:58] 今儿个我试试

[00:12:00] 新鲜不一定练得好

[00:12:02] 求二位可别见笑啊

[00:12:07] 朱文

[00:12:08] 换好了

[00:12:09] 上官元营是腾身而起

[00:12:12] 啪啪啪啪

[00:12:15] 卖了这八块砖

[00:12:17] 但是人们发现

[00:12:19] 八块砖紧坏了三块

[00:12:22] 那五块温丝没动

[00:12:25] 说明上官元婴的脚上功夫不如人家

[00:12:31] 其实这玩意儿也不奇怪

[00:12:33] 俗话说

[00:12:35] 不怕千招会

[00:12:37] 就怕一招熟

[00:12:40] 可你在家老练这个

[00:12:42] 这叫长项

[00:12:44] 拿这个去将别人的军

[00:12:48] 这也不算什么特殊

[00:12:50] 相反的

[00:12:51] 对方别的有长处

[00:12:54] 这方面不行

[00:12:55] 肯定不如他们

[00:12:59] 就像有的人呢

[00:13:00] 本来没什么文化

[00:13:02] 没事儿在家里老查字典

[00:13:04] 找着个疑难字儿

[00:13:06] 查明白这个字怎么读

[00:13:07] 怎么解释

[00:13:09] 遇上有学问的人就考人家

[00:13:11] 哎

[00:13:12] 我说张老师、王老师有字儿我不认得

[00:13:15] 您看这念什么

[00:13:17] 一下把对方僵住了

[00:13:19] 他拿人家取笑你却连这字都不认得

[00:13:22] 其实他一点文化都没有

[00:13:25] 这要以自己之长

[00:13:27] 取别人之短

[00:13:30] 这玩意儿

[00:13:30] 他本身就是小人的行为

[00:13:33] 这两位就是这样

[00:13:35] 他们天天练

[00:13:37] 有什么奇怪的

[00:13:38] 上官元婴忙里忙外哪练过这个呀

[00:13:43] 所以没踩坏砖

[00:13:47] 也不新鲜

[00:13:49] 至于钻这罗圈

[00:13:51] 老英雄是腾身而起

[00:13:54] 钻的也不那么利索

[00:13:57] 这个胯骨碰了罗圈

[00:13:59] 一下子

[00:14:00] 这罗圈一动

[00:14:02] 坏了

[00:14:03] 下边有三把刀啊

[00:14:06] 钻不利索

[00:14:07] 掉下去就得扎透膛

[00:14:11] 轻者也得受伤

[00:14:14] 上官元婴就是这样

[00:14:16] 胯骨一碰的罗圈

[00:14:18] 头朝下栽下去了

[00:14:20] 肉

[00:14:22] 八尺高

[00:14:24] 虽然不算高

[00:14:25] 也不算矮

[00:14:27] 窦尔敦小弟兄在后头看着啊

[00:14:31] 窦敦心一翻个

[00:14:33] 再想抢救来不及了

[00:14:36] 铁罗汉

[00:14:37] 记住老哥哥

[00:14:40] 还得说上官元婴

[00:14:42] 那是侠客

[00:14:44] 不愧是天池派当家的

[00:14:48] 遇上这种险境

[00:14:50] 凭着原来的功底儿

[00:14:52] 再看看在空中使了个云里翻

[00:14:55] 啪一个跟头

[00:14:57] 把自己甩出去六尺多远

[00:15:00] 双腿落地

[00:15:02] 既没扎着也没摔着

[00:15:05] 只是那个罗圈

[00:15:07] 来回晃动

[00:15:09] 不像人家

[00:15:10] 钻的干净

[00:15:13] 上官元婴也出了一脑门子汗呢

[00:15:16] 老头子自己解嘲

[00:15:18] 哈哈

[00:15:19] 好险好险呐

[00:15:23] 好悬

[00:15:24] 没扎了糖葫芦

[00:15:26] 我说二位啊

[00:15:27] 千万别见笑

[00:15:29] 老了

[00:15:30] 年老不讲筋骨

[00:15:32] 为能今儿个落的是丢人现眼

[00:15:37] 其实这俩人儿心里头清楚

[00:15:39] 按挑大拇指罢了

[00:15:42] 不愧是云南的高人

[00:15:45] 有两下子

[00:15:47] 要我们遇上这个情况

[00:15:48] 他就毁了

[00:15:51] 老爷子不必客气

[00:15:54] 佩服佩服

[00:15:55] 这就不善

[00:15:57] 那你说

[00:15:58] 说什么呢

[00:15:59] 上官元婴站到月台上

[00:16:02] 回头看窦敦

[00:16:04] 心说

[00:16:05] 兄弟

[00:16:05] 你要再栽了

[00:16:07] 咱就出不去这座庙了

[00:16:10] 丢人现眼呢

[00:16:12] 我算个什么

[00:16:13] 主要是你呀

[00:16:17] 单说窦顿早都收拾好了

[00:16:20] 把三级棍交给付春宝

[00:16:24] 抬胳膊抬腿活动活动

[00:16:26] 等着老道把砖重新换好

[00:16:30] 窦尔敦心中暗想

[00:16:32] 好嘛

[00:16:34] 今天是将我们这军呢

[00:16:36] 无论如何

[00:16:38] 自己不能丢人

[00:16:40] 想到这儿

[00:16:41] 并洗凝神

[00:16:42] 舌尖一顶上牙膛

[00:16:44] 练的是达摩老祖易筋经啊

[00:16:49] 再看他腾身而起

[00:16:51] 脚尖落到砖上

[00:16:53] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:16:57] 再看

[00:16:59] 窦尔敦脚下这八块砖

[00:17:01] 咔吧咔吧咔吧咔吧咔吧

[00:17:04] 全都碎了

[00:17:07] 就这一招

[00:17:08] 在场的人是无不惊骇

[00:17:12] 真没想到

[00:17:13] 铁罗汉揍蹲

[00:17:15] 脚上的功夫能这么深奥

[00:17:20] 公孙超看看公孙燕

[00:17:23] 公孙燕瞅瞅他二哥

[00:17:26] 那嘴都张多大

[00:17:29] 当窦尔敦在最后一块砖上腾身而起的时候

[00:17:35] 跟他们都不一样

[00:17:37] 他们是头朝前

[00:17:39] 脚朝后

[00:17:41] 窦尔敦心说

[00:17:42] 我要跟你们一样

[00:17:44] 就不新鲜了

[00:17:46] 我得变个方式

[00:17:48] 他是腿朝前

[00:17:50] 头朝后

[00:17:52] 这招叫老太太钻被窝唰

[00:17:56] 从罗圈就窜过去了

[00:17:59] 干净利落

[00:18:00] 一点没碰着

[00:18:02] 身形轻飘飘落在月台之上

[00:18:08] 就这一下

[00:18:08] 不要紧

[00:18:09] 院里的大老道

[00:18:11] 小老道

[00:18:12] 半的老道

[00:18:13] 以及四小上官元英等人稍微迟愣一下

[00:18:18] 紧跟着是喝才声就响起来了

[00:18:23] 好

[00:18:24] 好好

[00:18:25] 功夫好啊

[00:18:29] 当然了

[00:18:30] 四小给老师捧场

[00:18:33] 喊的声音比别人都响亮

[00:18:36] 就公孙弟兄也挑起大旨

[00:18:40] 好

[00:18:42] 的确是好

[00:18:44] 窦大侠

[00:18:45] 哎呀

[00:18:46] 真没想到

[00:18:48] 你这功夫是十分了得呀

[00:18:51] 佩服佩服

[00:18:54] 来呀

[00:18:55] 来

[00:18:55] 撤下去

[00:18:55] 撤下去

[00:18:57] 老道七手八脚

[00:19:00] 把院里的碎砖罗圈全都搬运走了

[00:19:05] 扫的是干干净净

[00:19:08] 上官元英心里说

[00:19:10] 难怪我兄弟成名

[00:19:12] 你说整天跟他在一起

[00:19:14] 他什么时候练的功呢

[00:19:16] 都没发现

[00:19:18] 哎呀

[00:19:19] 相比之下我可差的多呀

[00:19:22] 啊

[00:19:23] 替兄弟高兴

[00:19:24] 由于窦尔敦这一招

[00:19:27] 整个把自己丢人的事儿就掩盖过去了

[00:19:32] 再看公孙弟兄

[00:19:35] 赞美之后

[00:19:36] 老道说话了

[00:19:38] 窦大侠

[00:19:39] 今儿我算开了眼了

[00:19:41] 咱们明白人啊

[00:19:44] 不说糊涂话

[00:19:46] 我们哥仨天天练这功夫

[00:19:49] 您呢

[00:19:50] 平常很少练

[00:19:51] 别看您平常不练

[00:19:54] 但是一鸣惊人

[00:19:56] 比我们常练的人还要高得多得多

[00:20:00] 方才我说佩服

[00:20:02] 这是发自内心的

[00:20:05] 不过窦大侠还是那句话

[00:20:08] 见高人不能交臂失之

[00:20:11] 方才我们呢

[00:20:13] 就是活动活动筋骨

[00:20:15] 现在该唱这场戏了

[00:20:18] 贫道不才

[00:20:20] 打算领教领教你的权术

[00:20:24] 窦大侠肯赏脸否

[00:20:27] 在下奉陪好

[00:20:30] 如此说来

[00:20:32] 窦大侠请今朝吧

[00:20:35] 公孙超

[00:20:37] 先会豆豆顿

[00:20:40] 窦墩也不客气了

[00:20:41] 准知道不把他们赢了

[00:20:44] 不叫他们服气

[00:20:46] 出不了这座庙

[00:20:48] 所以这窦墩亮开门户

[00:20:52] 等待厮杀

[00:20:54] 公孙超

[00:20:56] 晃动双臂

[00:20:58] 眼睛盯着窦顿

[00:21:00] 心说

[00:21:01] 姓窦的

[00:21:02] 别看你刚才练的不错

[00:21:04] 交上手你未必能行

[00:21:08] 再看呢

[00:21:09] 两臂一晃

[00:21:10] 首先发起进攻

[00:21:12] 赵豆墩的顶梁便是一掌

[00:21:15] 唰

[00:21:16] 刮着风就下来了

[00:21:19] 窦尔敦

[00:21:20] 看官定势

[00:21:22] 封住门户

[00:21:23] 眼神盯着他的手

[00:21:25] 一看

[00:21:26] 掌下来了

[00:21:28] 不早也不晚

[00:21:30] 上步闪身

[00:21:31] 嗨

[00:21:33] 探三指一掐他的腕子

[00:21:37] 这叫鹰爪力呀

[00:21:39] 逮上就够呛

[00:21:42] 公孙超赶紧把正手撤回来

[00:21:46] 现左臂使了个丹凤朝阳

[00:21:49] 猛扣窦尔敦的太阳穴

[00:21:52] 掌上挂风就到了

[00:21:55] 铁罗汉往下一搓身

[00:21:59] 老道一掌皆空

[00:22:01] 窦敦开始进行反攻

[00:22:04] 两个人就斗在一处

[00:22:08] 这一打真是棋逢对手

[00:22:11] 将遇良才

[00:22:13] 50 回合

[00:22:15] 未分胜负

[00:22:17] 上官元婴和四小在旁边看着

[00:22:21] 急得额头上就冒了汗了

[00:22:24] 心中说

[00:22:26] 哎呀

[00:22:27] 老天爷睁眼呢

[00:22:28] 保佑我兄弟别打败仗啊

[00:22:31] 这这这

[00:22:34] 只玩这地儿

[00:22:36] 其实窦尔敦心里头有底

[00:22:38] 不慌不忙

[00:22:41] 那么

[00:22:41] 窦尔敦有信心把对方赢了吗

[00:22:44] 当然有

[00:22:45] 但他没那么做

[00:22:47] 他要等待时机

[00:22:50] 80 回合过去了

[00:22:53] 老道有点着急了

[00:22:55] 心说我行

[00:22:56] 诶

[00:22:57] 这姓窦的

[00:22:59] 就凭我不是你的对手

[00:23:01] 哎呀

[00:23:03] 真气死人也

[00:23:05] 他越着急

[00:23:07] 招数越散乱

[00:23:09] 现出慌张来了

[00:23:11] 窦敦心说

[00:23:12] 机会来了

[00:23:13] 何不陷决议将他降服