《流水年》歌词

[00:00:00] 流水年 - winky诗/爱诗班

[00:00:01] 词：知名不具（自称囧神的外星系家伙）

[00:00:02] 曲：Winky诗

[00:00:02] 编剧：知名不具（自称囧神的外星系家伙）

[00:00:03] 策划：WINKY诗

[00:00:03] 后期：秦七

[00:00:03] 海报：墨菀宁

[00:00:21] 清晨起床 今天到底什么日子

[00:00:26] 噼里啪啦鞭炮声

[00:00:27] 把我给吵醒忽然想起

[00:00:31] 呀今天过年

[00:00:32] 吃完福橘 想起一件重要事情

[00:00:36] 赶忙穿好了外衣

[00:00:38] 拿起了手机发起了短信

[00:00:42] 喂喂喂 这是古代

[00:00:44] 发完短信 跑到了爷爷的家里

[00:00:48] 爹说今天的练字

[00:00:50] 一时辰足矣 草书几笔

[00:00:55] 草书完毕 央求爷爷带我上集

[00:00:59] 爷爷 爷爷 带我去嘛

[00:00:59] 爷爷说今天太乱

[00:01:01] 怕我们走散 害的他着急

[00:01:06] 卖白菜 新鲜白菜咯

[00:01:10] 喂 你骗人吧

[00:01:12] 大冷天的哪里来的新鲜的白菜

[00:01:14] 偷偷告诉你

[00:01:16] 这是我们花大价钱买的肥料啊

[00:01:18] 肥料金坷垃

[00:01:19] 让你冬天也能吃着新鲜的白菜

[00:01:22] 现在资源太缺乏 世界人民需要他

[00:01:26] 阿妹你看 上帝压狗

[00:01:28] 爹咱还是往前走走看吧

[00:01:32] 爹爹你看那个前面

[00:01:34] 好像外国人的大胡子

[00:01:36] 他在干什么呢

[00:01:37] 哦 那应该是远渡重洋的

[00:01:39] 传教士在传教吧

[00:01:41] 哎 神父

[00:01:42] 你以前不是说

[00:01:43] 让我们信什么上帝的么

[00:01:46] 信上帝者 死后升天

[00:01:49] 信如来者 死后成佛

[00:01:53] 那信春哥呢

[00:01:55] 信春哥者 死后原地满血复活

[00:02:00] 地满血复活 满血复活

[00:02:04] 血复活 复活 活

[00:02:08] 信春哥 得永生

[00:02:11] 额囧爷爷 爹 我累了

[00:02:15] 前面有家茶楼 爹 我们去坐坐吧

[00:02:19] 好啊呵呵

[00:02:21] 卖大葱咯 大葱咯 葱咯 咯

[00:02:22] 卖煤咯 煤咯 咯

[00:02:28] 没卖没

[00:02:29] 卖煤咯

[00:02:32] 接下来的故事大家都知道

[00:02:40] 小二来壶碧螺春

[00:02:42] 来咯您老稍等

[00:02:51] 春满人间百花吐艳

[00:02:54] 福临小楼春满人间

[00:02:58] 横批这横批我看就不如叫

[00:03:02] 欢度春节

[00:03:06] 公子好才气

[00:03:08] 您过奖

[00:03:10] 来来来您老的碧螺春慢用

[00:03:14] 谢谢啊

[00:03:20] 你命犯天煞孤星却又一生桃花运

[00:03:25] 唔不好啊

[00:03:28] 其实我早就有一倾心之人

[00:03:31] 你这么一说

[00:03:32] 我跟他可不是不能相守

[00:03:34] 如果那位命格够爷们

[00:03:37] 这个劫就能化

[00:03:41] 我想你们应该都知道是谁了吧

[00:03:48] 你二人注定三生缘定

[00:03:49] 红鸾星相和在一起

[00:03:51] 必定三年五胎祝二位百年琴瑟和谐

[00:03:53] 白头到老永结同心

[00:03:54] 早生贵子老朽告退

[00:03:56] 啊先生 您师太了

[00:03:59] 再怎么样三年五胎也是不可能的吧

[00:04:03] 口胡

[00:04:03] 爷爷 咱们还是走吧

[00:04:08] 爹爹 你看二人转

[00:04:10] 大家好我就是叫小沈阳

[00:04:13] 英文名叫 xiaoshenyang

[00:04:15] 今天的话我给大家带来一段

[00:04:17] 老有才的二人转儿了

[00:04:19] 有请我滴搭档闪亮登场

[00:04:22] 大家好 我就是人见人爱花见花开

[00:04:25] 车见车爆胎的小黄飞

[00:04:28] 呃儿子我们还是走吧

[00:04:31] 我这心脏受不了了

[00:04:32] 都说冰糖葫芦儿酸

[00:04:35] 冰糖葫芦冰糖葫芦

[00:04:37] 酸里面它透着甜

[00:04:39] 爹爹我要吃冰糖葫芦

[00:04:42] 都说冰糖葫芦儿甜

[00:04:46] 小心吃了长蛀牙

[00:04:46] 我们的目标是没有蛀牙

[00:04:47] 爷爷爷爷 你看我爹嘛

[00:04:49] 可甜里面它透着那酸

[00:04:50] 吃几串应该是没什么的

[00:04:52] 糖葫芦好看它竹签儿穿

[00:04:56] 可是吃多了

[00:04:57] 你的牙就像现在爷爷这样啦

[00:04:58] 恩恩这样多好有成熟男人的魅力

[00:05:01] 象征幸福和团圆

[00:05:03] 你这小子

[00:05:04] 把幸福和团圆连成串

[00:05:06] 哟客官 您来一串儿

[00:05:08] 糖葫芦怎么卖的啊

[00:05:09] 没有愁来没有烦

[00:05:11] 两文钱一串

[00:05:12] 啊 怎么这么贵啊

[00:05:13] 我记得我小时候两文钱能买三串呢

[00:05:16] 站得高你就看得远

[00:05:18] 金融危机啊

[00:05:19] 面对苍山来呼唤

[00:05:21] 这家伙还把金融危机整你身上来了

[00:05:24] 那十文钱三串卖不卖

[00:05:26] 不卖

[00:05:27] 那就两文钱一串吧 来两串

[00:05:30] 气也顺那个心也宽

[00:05:30] 爹 那您不吃么

[00:05:32] 你就年轻二十年

[00:05:33] 吼吼 没你的份儿

[00:05:34] 嘿这老爷子

[00:05:36] 糖葫芦好看它竹签儿穿

[00:05:40] 象征幸福和团圆

[00:05:45] 把幸福和团圆连成串

[00:05:51] 没有愁来没有烦

[00:05:55] 好啦 出来一头晌了

[00:05:57] 没有愁来没有烦

[00:05:58] 也该回家吃点饭了

[00:06:06] 冻死了冻死了我们回来啦诶

[00:06:09] 大爷大娘二大爷二娘老姑姐姐

[00:06:13] 你们怎么都来了啊

[00:06:14] 小诗回来啦 来来来

[00:06:16] 出去把这几二踢脚给放了去

[00:06:20] 哦了

[00:06:21] 老姑再拿张红纸呗

[00:06:24] 剪豁了嘿嘿

[00:06:27] 这臭丫头 呐 这回可小心点啊

[00:06:30] 恩 嘿嘿

[00:06:32] 二娘 帮我把擀面杖拿来呗

[00:06:35] 他二大伯啊 我这儿走不开

[00:06:38] 你把擀面杖给阿千拿过去

[00:06:41] 好勒

[00:06:44] 他大娘啊 你那边还剩什么馅了

[00:06:47] 我这边包完了 小诗 去数饺子去

[00:06:51] 一对 两对 三对啊

[00:06:57] 傻小子那是生饺子

[00:07:00] 要偷吃 去厨房看看

[00:07:03] 小诗你干嘛呐啊呀妈呀

[00:07:06] 你偷么该哪儿吃呢

[00:07:07] 你偷吃咋还不告诉我一声呢

[00:07:09] 小诗啊别偷吃了

[00:07:12] 跟你哥哥几个出去把炮仗放了

[00:07:15] 别带妹妹去

[00:07:17] 小诗哥哥扑到呀啊

[00:07:22] 呜呜呜呜

[00:07:24] 哎呀怎么摔了

[00:07:25] 没事儿吧 好好好 不哭鼻子了哟

[00:07:28] 哭了会变难看的

[00:07:30] 难看就没有英雄

[00:07:32] 驾着七彩祥云接你了哈

[00:07:34] 走 放鞭炮去

[00:07:37] 唔恩

[00:07:39] 等一下小诗葛格

[00:07:43] 你是不是要去放鞭炮啊

[00:07:45] 带我去带我去

[00:07:48] 哎呀姐姐说不带女孩子的很危险的

[00:07:52] 哼 你不带我去

[00:07:54] 我就去告诉大伯

[00:07:56] 你上次少练了一个小时的字

[00:07:59] 去掏麻雀窝了

[00:08:01] 倒 你居然用这个威胁我

[00:08:04] 哼那你接不接受威胁呀

[00:08:07] 好啦好啦 你别那么大声

[00:08:09] 我带你去就是了

[00:08:11] 但是危险的你不能玩儿哦

[00:08:14] 嗯我就知道小诗哥哥最好了

[00:08:21] 孩子们回家吃饭啦

[00:08:24] 回家吃饭咯

[00:08:27] 诶这个是什么馅的啊

[00:08:30] 你看绿汪汪的我猜是韭菜馅的

[00:08:34] 恩好吃果然不是韭菜馅的

[00:08:37] 额

[00:08:39] 哎 我怎么总觉得少点东西呢

[00:08:43] 哎呀 我去打酱油

[00:08:44] 哎我也去

[00:08:46] 二娘 你做的红烧排骨好好吃哦

[00:08:51] 好吃啊就多吃点

[00:08:54] 爷爷爷爷这个四喜丸子可好吃啦

[00:08:59] 我给你夹了一个大的

[00:09:02] 哈哈哈 好孙女

[00:09:06] 今年呢 还是要给你们压岁钱

[00:09:10] 不过呢 这压岁钱啊可不能白拿了

[00:09:15] 每个人都给我们

[00:09:17] 给在座的每一位拜个年

[00:09:20] 拜的好的有赏拜的不好呵呵

[00:09:25] 明儿初一可就不带你们上街

[00:09:27] 看舞龙舞狮了

[00:09:29] 好好好 祝爷爷奶奶福如东海长流水

[00:09:33] 寿比南山不老松

[00:09:35] 然后呢 祝大家开开心心快快乐乐的

[00:09:38] 度过每一天

[00:09:39] 然后祝大家虎年吉祥

[00:09:42] 小诗说的真好

[00:09:44] 那我就代家里姐妹几个说了

[00:09:46] 祝爷爷奶奶身体健康虎年吉祥

[00:09:50] 家里的长辈们呢事事顺心

[00:09:53] 几个哥哥生意兴隆

[00:09:55] 弟弟妹妹们呢平安长大

[00:09:58] 姐妹几个就祝大家

[00:10:01] 早日找到如意郎君了

[00:10:03] 好好好你们呐 都要好好念书

[00:10:07] 要好好孝敬爹娘 要学会长大

[00:10:11] 乖 给你们压岁钱

[00:10:13] 谢谢爷爷

[00:10:15] 谢谢爷爷

[00:10:15] 谢谢爷爷

[00:10:16] 谢谢爷爷

[00:10:21] 放烟花啦

[00:10:24] 走走走大家出去看烟火去

[00:10:33] 哇啊真漂亮啊

[00:10:36] 好漂亮啊

[00:10:40] 哈哈哈希望今年是个好年呐

[00:10:43] 一定是好年

[00:10:44] 一定是好年

[00:10:47] 哈哈哈 还是个团圆年呐

[00:10:56] 牛年就要结束了

[00:10:57] 从中秋节有了爱诗班开始

[00:10:59] 你们陪我度过那么多美好的日子

[00:11:02] 在这里小诗感谢每一个支持我

[00:11:04] 帮助我 喜欢我的人

[00:11:06] 希望你们新年快乐 万事如意

[00:11:09] 心想事成 学习的成绩进步

[00:11:11] 工作的财源广进

[00:11:13] 单身的早点成双 成双的早点成婚

[00:11:16] 成婚的早点生子 生子的茁壮成长

[00:11:19] 谢谢大家

[00:11:20] 小诗就说这么多

[00:11:22] 然后祝大家新年快乐 恭喜发财

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[00:11:28] 新年快乐 恭喜发财

[00:11:30] 新年快乐 恭喜发财

[00:11:33] 大家在新的一年里面事事顺心

[00:11:36] 万事如意

[00:11:38] 祝大家新年快乐 恭喜发财

[00:11:41] 祝大家新年快乐

[00:11:42] 新年快乐 恭喜发财

[00:11:44] 祝大家新年快乐 恭喜发财

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[00:11:51] 祝大家新年快乐 恭喜发财

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