《Your Missus Is A Nutter(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Your Missus Is A Nutter - Goldie Lookin Chain

[00:00:04] Serious man your f**kin' missus is nuts

[00:00:07] My missus is nuts an' all

[00:00:09] She rings me at least forty times a day

[00:00:11] Serious

[00:00:12] I seen you last night you were drinkin' in the pub

[00:00:15] You were drinkin' with that bird you tried to chat up in the nightclub

[00:00:18] Can't say her name but she's got a gammy eye

[00:00:21] And I feel an air of violence when I have to walk on by

[00:00:24] You can't deny it it's something you can't miss

[00:00:27] That bird who's hangin' out with you is mad like cat piss

[00:00:30] Like bread and jam or a knife going with butter

[00:00:33] Face it son your missus is a nutter

[00:00:36] Oh son your missus is a nutter

[00:00:39] Oh son your missus is a nutter

[00:00:42] Oh son your missus is a nutter

[00:00:45] Leave her alone Your missus is a nutter

[00:00:48] I've never seen a woman make a f*ckin' skinhead cry

[00:00:51] And I never seen a woman try to snap an arm with her thigh

[00:00:54] Now I have and it's just across the pub

[00:00:57] And the worst thing is she's takin' you home for a rub

[00:01:00] You don't deserve it you know it's a fact

[00:01:03] But mix her up with booze you got a suicide pact

[00:01:06] 2 tequilas and 4 vodka mules

[00:01:09] She's a wrecking ball and her fists are her tools

[00:01:12] Binge drinking binge drinking

[00:01:15] Tried keeping up with your missus what was I thinking

[00:01:18] She looks like Caprice

[00:01:19] But it's a shock to see her wrestling 2 police

[00:01:22] With one in a headlock

[00:01:24] Fighting with bouncers and flashing her bits

[00:01:27] After 2 flamin' sambucas she dont care who she hits

[00:01:30] Waking up on Sunday morning with bruises and cuts

[00:01:33] Face it son your missus is nuts

[00:01:36] Oh son your missus is a nutter

[00:01:39] Oh son your missus is a nutter

[00:01:42] Oh son your missus is a nutter

[00:01:45] Leave her alone Your missus is a nutter

[00:01:48] Your missus was looking at my missus

[00:01:51] So my missus spat at your missus

[00:01:54] Your missus was looking at my missus

[00:01:57] So my missus spat at your missus

[00:02:00] It was last week what really got me thinking

[00:02:03] About how your missus goes nuts when we go drinking

[00:02:06] Last week she ended up on a binge

[00:02:09] She got of her tits and showed the bouncers her minge

[00:02:12] And it's the threat of grievous bodily harm

[00:02:15] She needs to keep calm and use her charm

[00:02:18] I used to think it was funny it made me laugh

[00:02:21] When she threw the ashtray's at the bar staff

[00:02:24] Stabbed a man with a cone just to get a drink

[00:02:26] There's no logic just have a drink fight drink fight drink

[00:02:30] She grabs your throat and stares into your eyes

[00:02:33] Have you ever seen a woman kill a man with her thighs

[00:02:36] Oh son your missus is trouble

[00:02:39] Everytime you have a drink she has a double

[00:02:42] Is she on pukkas

[00:02:44] I think she's tripping

[00:02:45] Stop lookin' at me love this is water what I'm sippin'

[00:02:48] I seen her get on a mountain bike and she drove it to Chipland

[00:02:52] And did 'em all in

[00:02:54] Wicked

[00:02:54] Oh son your missus is a nutter

[00:02:57] Oh son your missus is a nutter

[00:03:00] Oh son your missus is a nutter

[00:03:03] Leave her alone Your missus is a nutter

[00:03:06] Oh son your missus is a nutter

[00:03:09] Oh son your missus is a nutter

[00:03:12] Oh son your missus is a nutter

[00:03:15] Leave her alone Your missus is a nutter

[00:03:18] Oh son your missus is a nutter

[00:03:21] Oh son your missus is a nutter

[00:03:24] Oh son your missus is a nutter

[00:03:27] Pussy whipped Pussy Whipped

[00:03:30] She's nuts man she's off her 'ead Innit