《Dave》歌词

[00:00:00] Dave (戴夫) - Missing Andy

[00:00:01] I'm Dirty Suzanna

[00:00:02] I've got problems with grammar

[00:00:09] So boy where's your manners

[00:00:11] Come buy me a slammer

[00:00:25] She said how you doing

[00:00:27] Welcome to Canning Town

[00:00:29] I ain't got much money

[00:00:30] And I talk real funny

[00:00:31] Now let me in the back of your van

[00:00:33] Now I've had a couple of drinks

[00:00:35] But you look a bit of alright

[00:00:37] And I put your band sticker on me Primark knickers

[00:00:39] And I think that might have broken the ice

[00:00:41] She told me her brother was a thief

[00:00:43] Her dad got nicked for knocking out a coppers teeth

[00:00:46] Her mum stayed home washing all the pots and pans

[00:00:48] And when her old man came home

[00:00:49] He knocked her round

[00:00:50] She told me her mother was on meph

[00:00:52] Her daddy used to run with the ICF

[00:00:54] I like getting out now then to catch a breath

[00:00:56] And meet a bloke or two

[00:00:57] And that's when she said

[00:00:59] I'm dirty Suzanna

[00:01:01] I've got problems with grammar

[00:01:03] Some say it's my stammer

[00:01:05] But it's not not my fault

[00:01:07] So boy where's your manners

[00:01:09] Come buy me a slammer

[00:01:11] And you'll get laid

[00:01:13] And I will call you Dave

[00:01:17] Yeah I will call you Dave

[00:01:22] Even though your name is Steve

[00:01:31] She said that her last fella

[00:01:33] He was a proper upmarket guy

[00:01:35] Said he took her to the races

[00:01:37] And all the nice places like Nandos and TGI

[00:01:40] She reached for her sambucca

[00:01:42] As I notice her tattoo

[00:01:44] It was a love heart with Steve

[00:01:45] It was written down her sleeve

[00:01:46] Yeah my last bloke was called Dave too

[00:01:48] She told me she struggled with her speech

[00:01:50] And ducked a lot of school

[00:01:51] To go hang out on the street

[00:01:52] She tried so hard even spoken therapy

[00:01:54] No matter what she tried

[00:01:55] Said they never worked for me

[00:01:56] She told me she never had no friends

[00:01:59] But made a few acquaintances' by opening her legs

[00:02:01] I think you and me we could probably

[00:02:02] Go the length and have a sprog or two

[00:02:04] And that's when she said

[00:02:06] I'm dirty Suzanna

[00:02:08] I've got problems with grammar

[00:02:10] Some say it's my stammer

[00:02:12] But it's not not my fault

[00:02:14] So boy where's your manners

[00:02:16] Come buy me a slammer

[00:02:18] And you'll get laid

[00:02:20] And I will call you Dave

[00:02:24] Yeah I will call you Dave

[00:02:29] Even though your name is Steve

[00:02:31] Oooo ooo Suzanna Oooo ooo Suzanna

[00:02:38] She said let's go out

[00:02:40] Let's go out to the cinema

[00:02:42] There's a Vue in Beckton or Dagenham

[00:02:44] And it really ain't that far

[00:02:47] You can bring the big van

[00:02:48] I'll bring the condoms and we can

[00:02:51] F**k all through the night

[00:02:52] That's why they call me dirty Suzanne

[00:02:55] And if I should have a baby

[00:02:57] We'll get a council flat

[00:02:59] Or maybe get a council house

[00:03:01] Nah you need three kids for that

[00:03:03] You can take me shopping to Lakeside if we're flash

[00:03:07] And we'll have all we need

[00:03:09] Child Benefits and cash

[00:03:11] I'm dirty Suzanna

[00:03:14] I've got problems with grammar

[00:03:17] Some say it's my stammer

[00:03:19] But it's not not my fault

[00:03:29] I'm dirty Suzanna

[00:03:31] I've got problems with grammar

[00:03:33] Some say it's my stammer

[00:03:35] But it's not not my fault

[00:03:37] So boy where's your manners

[00:03:40] Come buy me a slammer

[00:03:42] And you'll get laid

[00:03:43] And I will call you Dave

[00:03:47] Yeah I will call you Dave

[00:03:52] Even though your name is Steve