《What Do You Do with a B. A. in English? / It Sucks To Be Me》歌词

[00:00:00] What Do You Do with a B. A. in English? / It Sucks To Be Me - John Tartaglia/Jordan Gelber

[00:00:05] Written by：Robert Lopez/Jeffrey Marx

[00:00:12] What do you do with a B.A in english

[00:00:18] What is my life going to be

[00:00:23] 4 years of college

[00:00:25] And plenty of knowledge

[00:00:28] Have earned me this useless degree

[00:00:34] I can't pay the bills yet

[00:00:36] 'Cause I have no skills yet

[00:00:39] The world is a big scary place

[00:00:45] But somehow I can't shake

[00:00:48] The feeling I might make

[00:00:50] A difference to the human race

[00:01:00] Morning brian

[00:01:01] Hi kate monster

[00:01:02] How's life

[00:01:03] Disappointing

[00:01:04] What's the matter

[00:01:05] The catering company laid me off

[00:01:07] Oh I'm sorry

[00:01:08] Me too I mean look at me

[00:01:10] I'm 10 years out of college

[00:01:12] And I always thought

[00:01:14] What

[00:01:14] No it sounds stupid

[00:01:16] Oh c'mon

[00:01:18] When I was little

[00:01:20] I thought I would be

[00:01:22] What

[00:01:22] A big comedian on late night tv

[00:01:27] Oh

[00:01:27] But now I'm 32 and as you can see

[00:01:31] I'm not

[00:01:33] Nope

[00:01:34] Oh well

[00:01:34] Mm mm

[00:01:36] It sucks to be me

[00:01:37] Noo

[00:01:38] It sucks to be me

[00:01:39] No

[00:01:40] It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning 33

[00:01:45] It sucks to be me

[00:01:46] You think your life sucks

[00:01:47] I think so

[00:01:48] Your problems aren't so bad

[00:01:50] I'm kinda pretty

[00:01:52] And pretty damn smart

[00:01:54] You are

[00:01:54] Thanks

[00:01:55] I like romantic things like music and art

[00:02:00] And as you know I have a gigantic heart

[00:02:04] So why don't I have a boyfriend

[00:02:08] F**k

[00:02:08] It sucks to be me

[00:02:10] Me too

[00:02:10] It sucks to be me

[00:02:12] It sucks to be me

[00:02:13] It sucks to be brian

[00:02:14] And kate

[00:02:15] To not have a job

[00:02:16] To not have a date

[00:02:18] It sucks to be me

[00:02:27] Whose life sucks more brian's or mine

[00:02:30] Ours

[00:02:32] We live together

[00:02:33] We're close as people can get

[00:02:36] We've been the best of buddies

[00:02:38] Ever since the day we met

[00:02:41] So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset oh

[00:02:45] Every day is an aggravation

[00:02:48] C'mon that's an exaggeration

[00:02:50] You leave your clothes out

[00:02:52] You put your feet on my chair

[00:02:54] Oh yea you do such anal things like ironing your underwear

[00:02:59] You make that very small apartment we share a hell

[00:03:04] So do you that's why I'm in hell too

[00:03:08] It sucks to be me

[00:03:09] No it sucks to be me

[00:03:10] It sucks to be me

[00:03:11] It sucks to be me

[00:03:12] Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be

[00:03:17] It sucks to be me

[00:03:28] Why you all so happy

[00:03:30] 'Cause our lives suck

[00:03:31] Your lives suck

[00:03:33] I hearing you correctly ha

[00:03:37] I coming to this country for opportunities

[00:03:41] Try to work in korean deli

[00:03:44] But I am Japanese

[00:03:46] But with hard work I earned two master's degrees

[00:03:50] In social work

[00:03:52] And now I a therapist

[00:03:54] But I have no clients

[00:03:57] And I have an unemployed fiancé

[00:03:59] And we have lots of bills to pay

[00:04:03] It suck to be me

[00:04:06] It suck to be me

[00:04:08] I say it sucka sucka sucka sucka

[00:04:10] Sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka

[00:04:11] Sucka sucka sucka suck

[00:04:12] It suck to be me

[00:04:14] Uh excuse me

[00:04:16] Sorry to bother you but I'm looking for a place to live

[00:04:19] Why you looking all the way out here

[00:04:21] Well I started in avenue a

[00:04:23] But so far everything's out of my price range

[00:04:26] But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper

[00:04:28] Oh and look a for rent sign

[00:04:30] You need to talk to the superintendent

[00:04:31] Let me get him

[00:04:32] Great thanks

[00:04:33] Yo gary

[00:04:35] I'm coming I'm coming

[00:04:39] Oh my god it's gary coleman

[00:04:41] Yes I am

[00:04:43] I'm gary coleman

[00:04:45] From tvs different strokes

[00:04:47] I made a lot of money

[00:04:49] That got stolen by my folks

[00:04:52] Now I'm broke and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes

[00:04:56] But I'm here the superintendent

[00:04:58] On avenue q

[00:04:59] It sucks to be you

[00:05:01] You win

[00:05:02] It sucks to be you

[00:05:03] I feel better now

[00:05:04] Try having people stopping you to ask you

[00:05:08] Whatch you talkin' 'bout willis

[00:05:09] It gets old

[00:05:12] It sucks to be you

[00:05:14] On avenue q

[00:05:15] Sucks to be me

[00:05:16] On avenue q

[00:05:17] Sucks to be you

[00:05:18] On avenue q

[00:05:20] Sucks to be us

[00:05:21] But not when we're together

[00:05:24] We're together here on avenue q

[00:05:29] We live on avenue q

[00:05:32] Our friends do too

[00:05:34] Till our dreams come true

[00:05:37] We live on avenue q

[00:05:39] This is real life

[00:05:40] We live on avenue q

[00:05:42] You're gonna love it

[00:05:44] We live on avenue q

[00:05:46] Here's your keys

[00:05:47] Welcome to avenue q