《Everyone’s A Little Bit Racist》歌词

[00:00:00] Everyone's A Little Bit Racist - John Tartaglia/Stephanie D'Abruzzo

[00:00:00] Say Kate can I ask you a question

[00:00:01] Sure

[00:00:02] Well you know Trekkie Monster upstairs

[00:00:04] Uh huh

[00:00:04] Well he's Trekkie Monster and you're Kate Monster

[00:00:07] Right

[00:00:08] You're both Monsters

[00:00:09] Yeah

[00:00:10] Are you two related

[00:00:11] What Princeton I'm surprised at you

[00:00:14] I find that racist

[00:00:16] Oh well I'm sorry I was just asking

[00:00:19] Well it's a touchy subject

[00:00:20] Now now all Monsters are related

[00:00:23] What are you trying to say huh

[00:00:25] That we all look the same to you

[00:00:27] Huh huh huh

[00:00:29] Not at all

[00:00:30] I'm sorry I guess that was a little racist

[00:00:32] I should say so

[00:00:35] You should be much more careful when you're

[00:00:36] Talking about the sensitive subject of race

[00:00:40] Well look who's talking

[00:00:41] What do you mean

[00:00:42] What about that special Monster School you told me about

[00:00:45] What about it

[00:00:46] Could someone like me go there

[00:00:48] No we don't want people like you

[00:00:51] You see

[00:00:52] You're a little bit racist

[00:00:54] Well you're a little bit too

[00:00:57] I guess we're both a little bit racist

[00:01:00] Admitting it is not an easy thing to do

[00:01:02] But I guess it's true

[00:01:03] Between me and you I think

[00:01:05] Everyone's a little bit

[00:01:06] Racist sometimes

[00:01:10] Doesn't mean we go around committing

[00:01:13] Hate crimes

[00:01:16] Look around and

[00:01:17] You will find

[00:01:18] No one's really

[00:01:20] Color-blind

[00:01:21] Maybe it's a fact

[00:01:23] We all should face

[00:01:26] Everyone makes

[00:01:28] Judgments

[00:01:30] Based on race

[00:01:31] Not big judgments

[00:01:32] Like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from

[00:01:35] No

[00:01:35] No just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys

[00:01:38] Should learn to speak goddamn English

[00:01:40] Right

[00:01:41] Everyone's a little

[00:01:42] Bit racist -- today

[00:01:46] So everyone's a little

[00:01:47] Big racist -- okay

[00:01:51] Ethnic jokes might

[00:01:53] Be uncouth

[00:01:54] But you laugh because

[00:01:55] They're based on truth

[00:01:57] Don't take them as

[00:01:58] Personal attacks

[00:02:02] Everyone enjoys them --

[00:02:05] So relax

[00:02:06] All right stop me if you've heard this one

[00:02:09] There's a plane going down

[00:02:10] And there's only one parachute

[00:02:11] And there's a rabbi a priest

[00:02:13] And a BLACK guy

[00:02:15] Whatchoo talkin' about Kate

[00:02:16] Uh

[00:02:17] You were telling a BLACK joke

[00:02:19] Well sure Gary but lost of people tell black jokes

[00:02:22] I don't

[00:02:22] Well of course you don't -- you're black

[00:02:24] But I bet you tell Polack jokes right

[00:02:26] Well sure I do Those stupid Polacks

[00:02:31] Don't you think that's a little racist

[00:02:34] Well damn I guess you're right

[00:02:36] You're a little bit racist

[00:02:39] Well you're a little bit too

[00:02:41] We're all a little bit racist

[00:02:44] I think that I would have to agree with you

[00:02:47] We're glad you do

[00:02:48] It's sad but true

[00:02:50] Everyone's a little bit racist all right

[00:02:55] Bigotry has never been exclusively white

[00:03:01] If we all could

[00:03:02] Just admit

[00:03:03] That we are racist

[00:03:05] A little bit

[00:03:06] Even though we all

[00:03:08] Know that it's wrong

[00:03:12] Maybe it would help

[00:03:13] Us get along

[00:03:16] Christ do I feel good

[00:03:18] Now there was a fine upstanding black man

[00:03:22] Who

[00:03:22] Jesus Christ

[00:03:24] But Gary Jesus was white

[00:03:26] No Jesus was black

[00:03:27] No Jesus was white

[00:03:29] No I'm pretty sure Jesus was black

[00:03:31] Guys -- Jesus was Jewish

[00:03:38] Hey guys what are you laughing about

[00:03:40] Racism

[00:03:41] Cool

[00:03:42] Brian You come back here You take out lecycuraburs

[00:03:46] What's that mean

[00:03:47] Um Recyclables

[00:03:49] Hey don't laugh at her

[00:03:52] How many languages do you speak

[00:03:54] Oh come off it Brian

[00:03:57] Everyone's a little bit racist

[00:03:59] I'm not

[00:04:00] Oh no

[00:04:01] Nope How many oriental wives have you got

[00:04:06] What Brian

[00:04:07] Brian buddy

[00:04:09] Where you been

[00:04:10] The term is Asian-American

[00:04:13] I know you are

[00:04:14] No intending to be

[00:04:18] But calling me

[00:04:19] Oriental -- offensive to me

[00:04:22] I'm sorry honey I love you

[00:04:26] And I love you

[00:04:28] But you're racist too

[00:04:30] Yes I know

[00:04:32] The Jews have all

[00:04:33] The money

[00:04:34] And the whites have

[00:04:36] All the power

[00:04:38] And I'm always in

[00:04:39] Taxi-cab with driver

[00:04:41] Who no shower

[00:04:43] Me too

[00:04:43] Me too

[00:04:44] I can't even get a taxi

[00:04:46] Everyone's a little bit

[00:04:48] Racist it's true

[00:04:53] But everyone is just about

[00:04:55] As racist as you

[00:05:00] If we all could just admit

[00:05:03] That we are racist a little bit

[00:05:07] And everyone

[00:05:08] Stopped being so P C

[00:05:12] Maybe we could

[00:05:14] Live in harmony

[00:05:20] Ev'lyone's a ritter bit lacist