《吹牛》歌词

[00:00:00] 郭永章 - 吹牛
[00:00:18] 曲:郭永章
[00:00:39] 年年有个三月三
[00:00:46] 天下嘞大会数泰山呐~诶~~
[00:00:59] 咱们山东有一个 济南府
[00:01:11] 山西有一个哎府太原嘞诶~~
[00:01:24] 只因为有一人姓张 名叫嘞大侃
[00:01:32] 而山西嘞 有一个姓胡嘞 名叫侃砖
[00:01:40] 只因为泰山庙上起了大会
[00:01:46] 他两个赶会 到会里面来哎~~
[00:01:58] 他两个赶会一天整
[00:02:09] 而日落西山 还黑了天唉唻咦~~
[00:02:21] 日落西山 天黑晚
[00:02:26] 两个人住到一个店里边啦
[00:02:31] 两个人闲着没有事
[00:02:37] 闲着没有事就把话来谈啦~~唉~~
[00:02:47] (白话)对
[00:02:50] 开说啦
[00:02:51] 哪位同志说啦
[00:02:54] 你叽嘞咣当叽嘞咣当敲嘞老少心慌
[00:02:59] 你也没唱好俺也没听清凉 你唱哪一段啊
[00:03:06] 我唱嘞是年年有个三月三 天下大会数泰山
[00:03:11] 山东有个济南府 山西有个府太原
[00:03:16] 山东有一人姓张 名叫大侃
[00:03:21] 山西嘞呢 有一人姓胡 叫侃砖
[00:03:26] 只因为泰山庙上起了大会 他两个赶会去了
[00:03:31] 赶了一天
[00:03:33] 到天黑
[00:03:34] 住到一个店房里
[00:03:35] 闲着没事说话拉哌嘞
[00:03:38] 闲着咱山东嘞都说啦:朋友 贵府哪里
[00:03:46] 山西嘞都说啦:好说小地方 山西太原府嘞
[00:03:51] 呀 山西太原府不是山西嘞省会吗
[00:03:56] 称不起 是个小地方 你贵府哪里呀
[00:04:01] 唉 我也好说 山东济南府嘞
[00:04:08] 吆 山东济南府不是山东嘞省会吗
[00:04:11] 称不起 也是个小地方 嗷
[00:04:17] 济南山东嘞都说啦 朋友 贵姓大名诶
[00:04:22] 不敢 免贵姓胡 叫侃砖 嗷 你贵姓高名诶
[00:04:30] 不敢名贵姓张叫大侃
[00:04:34] 张大侃心中暗暗的想到
[00:04:36] 我叫张大侃他叫胡侃砖
[00:04:41] 说不了俺俩谁侃住谁嘞
[00:04:44] 朋友
[00:04:46] 哎呀
[00:04:47] 这老些年我都没到山西去过啦
[00:04:51] 山西嘞收成怎么样
[00:04:54] 别提啦
[00:04:56] 咋啦
[00:04:57] 四十多年都没下过雨啦
[00:05:00] 那老百姓饿不死完呢
[00:05:02] 手头壮诶
[00:05:04] 收一年能吃多少年
[00:05:06] 收一年起码得吃个七八十年吧
[00:05:11] 嗷 那粮食籽长啥样
[00:05:14] 唉 朋友 你听 唉 你讲啊
[00:05:40] 胡侃砖诶~哎诶~~ 他这里便开言诶~~
[00:06:29] 再叫声山东嘞朋友听心间呐~诶~~
[00:06:59] 俺山西四十多年没下过雨诶~~
[00:07:27] 收一年能吃嘞~诶~八十年啦诶~~
[00:07:52] 一位小石子诶 还整山样诶~~
[00:08:14] 你听我慢慢嘞
[00:08:17] 对你谈
[00:08:20] 小谷子长嘞好像拳头大唉~~
[00:08:33] 高粱粒长嘞小饼盘大啊诶~~
[00:08:54] 你若问豆粒有多大
[00:09:00] 好像个石磙唉无二般诶~~
[00:09:12] 都说俺啦山西
[00:09:15] 爱出大户啦
[00:09:22] 还说我是一个血穷酸嘞诶~~
[00:09:34] 好田地我有八百顷 好房舍我有八百间
[00:09:44] 我喂着八百骡子还有八百马
[00:09:49] 还喂了八百老板牮
[00:09:54] 还喂八百拉磨驴 而磨嘞白面大家餐
[00:10:03] 老婆子我有八百六 好儿孙我有一万三嘞~~
[00:10:19] 我这泰山庙上俺嘞来赶会诶
[00:10:29] 光元宝俺带二十船呢诶~~
[00:10:39] 三天大会没赶了 把我嘞元宝也都花完啦
[00:10:48] 张玉皇他看我嘞洪福大啦
[00:10:53] 他叫这儿谁知道磕头认到我根前啦
[00:11:00] 我本是老天爷嘞他干爹
[00:11:04] 你看我体面也不体面咧诶~~
[00:11:15] 胡侃砖他这里还往下讲
[00:11:23] 张大侃听到这里不耐烦啦
[00:11:28] 今一天你不把我来问呢
[00:11:32] 咱这一笔勾销没话谈
[00:11:36] 今天你把我来问 我飞得压着你胡侃砖
[00:11:44] (白话)好家伙这个东西呀喷嘞不嚷啊你
[00:11:46] 你不问我倒还罢了
[00:11:48] 你问我飞得压着你倒不行
[00:11:51] 惊动山西嘞就说啦
[00:11:52] 朋友
[00:11:53] 这老些年我没来恁山东啦
[00:11:56] 恁山东的收成咋样
[00:11:59] 吔
[00:11:59] 别提俺山东啦
[00:12:00] 咋啦
[00:12:02] 俺山东八十多年都没下过雨啦
[00:12:05] 吆
[00:12:05] 那老百姓饿不死完
[00:12:09] 手头状
[00:12:10] 收一年能吃多少年
[00:12:12] 收一年起码得吃个一百五六十年吧
[00:12:16] 嗷 那粮食籽长啥样
[00:12:19] 哎~朋友你听啊~~
[00:12:37] 唉 张大嘞侃把话言啦
[00:12:44] 再叫声山西嘞朋友你们听心间诶~~
[00:12:56] 俺山东是八十多年没下过雨嘞吔~~
[00:13:10] 收一年能吃一百六十年啦诶~~
[00:13:23] 你若问粮食籽唉长啥样啦~~
[00:13:29] 你听我慢慢嘞个对你谈啦
[00:13:34] 小谷籽长嘞个好像石磙恁大
[00:13:39] 高粱粒长嘞嗨像碾盘咧
[00:13:44] 若问这豆粒有多大啦
[00:13:50] 这个三间屋嘚还没捉完嘞诶~~
[00:14:01] 洋桷葱长嘞都有八楼半
[00:14:11] 白萝卜都长嘞都还嘞挨着天嘞诶~~
[00:14:23] 俺这嗬吃油都没油坊啦
[00:14:28] 芝麻粒割个口那香油呼呼叫嘞往外蹿
[00:14:38] 你若问一粒芝麻能出多少油啦
[00:14:43] 能出这九娄呃十八旦诶~~
[00:14:54] 俺这嗬下雪下白面 俺这下雨都下油贡盐啦
[00:15:04] 俺这嗬柳树顶吭结棉袄啦
[00:15:08] 俺冬结棉来下结单
[00:15:13] 榆子顶吭结元宝
[00:15:17] 杨树顶吭都结银元
[00:15:23] 都说俺嘞山东出大户
[00:15:27] 还数我是一个血穷酸嘞
[00:15:32] 只因为呀袁世凯他给我种过地呀
[00:15:39] 宣统他给我掌过大鞭
[00:15:43] 冯玉祥他给我当伙计
[00:15:47] 呃张天师他给我看菜园嘞 王母娘娘来做饭
[00:15:57] 九天仙女给我当丫鬟 孔老二他给我管过帐
[00:16:05] 蒋介石咧他黑呀半夜咧给我夜壶掂来诶~~
[00:16:18] 好田地我有八万顷啦唉~~好房舍我有八万嘞间诶~~
[00:16:36] 我喂着八万骡子八万马啦 还喂八万老板牮
[00:16:44] 还喂八万拉磨驴呀 磨了个白面大家餐
[00:16:53] 老婆子我有八万六
[00:16:57] 好儿孙我有十万三呐诶~~
[00:17:07] 我嘞泰山庙来赶会 光元宝我带了二百多船
[00:17:15] 三天大会啦没赶了 把我嘞元宝也都花完啦
[00:17:23] 张玉皇他看我嘞洪福大啦
[00:17:28] 谁知道他认个干爷爷在身前
[00:17:34] 我是他嘞一个干爷爷呀
[00:17:38] 你看我体面也不体面呢啊~~
[00:17:46] 张大侃他这嘞还往下讲
[00:17:54] 谁知道
[00:17:56] 我看他听到这里不耐烦啦~~
[00:18:04] 你看呢 我说我是老天爷嘞他干爹
[00:18:11] 谁知道 我是他重孙娞在身间
[00:18:17] 喷了吧那个对了吧 有他没我啥相干
[00:18:21] 三说两说 动了手 就在店里边开了船啦
[00:18:28] 一个捞着一个顶门棍
[00:18:30] 那一个捞着个半截砖
[00:18:32] 就在店咧来打仗
[00:18:37] 谁知道
[00:18:38] 樵楼上咯蹭蹭啷当蹭蹭啷当打罢五更天
[00:18:43] 樵楼上打罢五更鼓啦
[00:18:47] 东方发白也明了天
[00:18:51] 东方发白天明了 谁知道店掌柜嘞要店钱
[00:18:55] 他两个一看事不好
[00:18:59] 一个个挎篓挎篓溜了圈啦
[00:19:03] 这一个挎篓挎篓的东南去
[00:19:09] 那一个挎篓挎篓向西南啦
[00:19:14] 这本是二位大喷一小段
[00:19:19] 我唱到这里诶就算唱完啦啊哎
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