《Chim Chim Cheree(LP版)》歌词

[00:00:01] Chim Chim Cheree - Allan Sherman

[00:00:05] Chim chiminey chim chiminey

[00:00:06] Chim-chim-cheree;

[00:00:08] Those are three words that

[00:00:09] Don't make sense to me

[00:00:11] But I'm used to words that

[00:00:13] Don't make sense to me

[00:00:15] From all those commercials

[00:00:16] I see on TV

[00:00:19] When I see an ad that

[00:00:20] Can't be understood

[00:00:22] I know that the product

[00:00:24] Has got to be good;

[00:00:25] Those words may be crazy

[00:00:27] But I think they're great

[00:00:29] Like sodium acetylsalicylate

[00:00:33] (Sodium acetylsalicylate )

[00:00:40] I wake up each morning

[00:00:41] A most happy man

[00:00:43] I cover my Pic-O-Pay

[00:00:45] With Fluoristan;

[00:00:47] I add Hexachlorophene

[00:00:49] 'Cause it's so pure

[00:00:50] And then GL-70

[00:00:52] Just to make sure

[00:00:54] Then I take a shower

[00:00:56] But never alone;

[00:00:57] I'm in there with Dermasil and Silicone

[00:01:01] I brush Vitrol-D on my Lanolin wave

[00:01:05] And I sharpen my Boo-boop

[00:01:06] And use it to shave

[00:01:08] (He sharpens his Boo-boop

[00:01:10] And that's how he shaves )

[00:01:15] There's Tufsyn and Retsyn

[00:01:17] And Acrylan too

[00:01:19] And Marfac and Melmac

[00:01:20] And what else is new

[00:01:22] There's Orlon and Korlan

[00:01:24] And there's Accutron

[00:01:26] And Teflon and Ban-Lon

[00:01:27] And so on and on

[00:01:29] These wonderful words spin

[00:01:31] Around in my brain;

[00:01:33] Each one is a mystery

[00:01:35] I cannot explain

[00:01:37] Like what does that

[00:01:38] Blue Magic whitener do

[00:01:40] Does it make blue things white

[00:01:42] Or make white things blue

[00:01:44] (His blue things are white

[00:01:45] And his white things are blue )

[00:01:51] My Fastback has Wide-Track

[00:01:52] And Autronic Eye

[00:01:54] Which winks when a cute little

[00:01:56] Volvo goes by;

[00:01:58] My tank full of Platformate

[00:02:00] Starts with a roar

[00:02:01] But when I try to stop

[00:02:03] It goes two miles more

[00:02:05] I measure my breathing with my Nasograph

[00:02:08] It's nice but oh my

[00:02:10] How it hurts when I laugh

[00:02:12] My chair is upholstered

[00:02:14] In real Naugahyde;

[00:02:15] When they killed that nauga

[00:02:17] I sat down and cried

[00:02:19] (He moved to Chicaga when that nauga died )

[00:02:26] I'm giving a party next Saturday night

[00:02:30] And here are the friends

[00:02:31] That I'm going to invite:

[00:02:33] The giant who lives in my washing machine

[00:02:36] That other nice giant

[00:02:38] Who's jolly and green

[00:02:40] The tiger who causes my gas tank to flood

[00:02:44] That handsome white knight

[00:02:45] Who is stronger than crud;

[00:02:47] The man with the eyepatch

[00:02:49] Who sells me my shirts

[00:02:51] And that nut who flies into

[00:02:52] The front seat for Hertz

[00:02:54] (That daring young nut

[00:02:56] Who goes flying for Hertz )

[00:02:58] I've lived all my life

[00:03:01] In this weird wonderland;

[00:03:03] I keep buying things

[00:03:06] That I don't understand

[00:03:09] 'Cause they promise me

[00:03:10] Miracles magic and hope

[00:03:14] But somehow it always

[00:03:15] Turns out to be soap

[00:03:17] And they might as well be

[00:03:19] Chim-Chiminey Cheree

[00:03:21] (Those words all could be

[00:03:22] Chim-Chiminey Cheree )