《Taylor Swift(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Taylor Swift - Beans On Toast

[00:00:00] Lyrics by：Jay McAllister

[00:00:00] Composed by：Jay McAllister

[00:00:00] Arranged by：Beans On Toast

[00:00:01] If you could have a drink with anybody

[00:00:02] Dead or alive

[00:00:03] Fictional or non-Fictional

[00:00:05] Who would you have a drink with

[00:00:07] Well that's a question asked to me by a friend of mine

[00:00:10] While making conversation on a long drive

[00:00:13] I didn't really think about it just gave the answer quick

[00:00:15] I dunno I said Maybe Taylor Swift

[00:00:18] He said he think he'd like to have

[00:00:19] A drink with Tom Waits

[00:00:20] And instantly I wondered if

[00:00:22] I'd made a mistake

[00:00:23] S**t f**k wait hang on can I change my choice

[00:00:25] In fact I think I'd like to have a drink

[00:00:27] With Bill Hicks

[00:00:28] But we both know he's dead

[00:00:29] And Tom Waits doesn't drink these days

[00:00:31] And why are we speaking hypothetically anyway

[00:00:33] Because Favour Flav always said

[00:00:35] Don't believe the hype

[00:00:36] Celebrity can be our integrity tonight

[00:00:41] I'd like to have a pint with John Lennon

[00:00:44] A pint of John Smiths

[00:00:46] With Bruce Sprigsteeen

[00:00:47] Noam Chomsky

[00:00:49] And Joey from Dawson's Creek

[00:00:51] Jennifer Eagan

[00:00:52] Tyler Durden

[00:00:54] And Kate Tempest

[00:00:56] Tom Robbins

[00:00:57] Todd Snyder

[00:00:59] And Conor Oberst

[00:01:01] Now don't you even think about it this round's on me

[00:01:04] Knowing we'll have a bit of Jennifer a G n' T

[00:01:06] And hypothetically if I could choose the venue as well

[00:01:09] I'd chose the monarch in Camden Town

[00:01:11] I'm more than just a regular I'm there like every day

[00:01:14] I really like the bar staff and that old arcade

[00:01:16] I can't wait to see the look on Mark the manager's face

[00:01:19] When Bruce comes in and asks for a drink

[00:01:21] Maybe we can get him to do a few tunes

[00:01:24] And while we're at it let's invite some other friends along

[00:01:28] I'd like to have a drink with Jack White

[00:01:31] A shot of Jack Daniels

[00:01:33] With Jam Baxter

[00:01:34] Chaz and Dave

[00:01:35] And the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[00:01:38] Russell Brand

[00:01:39] Adam Curtis

[00:01:41] And Mohammed Ali

[00:01:43] Well I'm pretty sure that he's tee-totalled

[00:01:45] But he can join us for a cup of tea

[00:01:48] Now the party's getting started

[00:01:49] Bruce is on the guitar

[00:01:50] Kate is on the microphone

[00:01:52] And Dave is on the drums

[00:01:53] Hypothetically the party is in full swing

[00:01:55] Michelangelo's getting the pizzas in

[00:01:58] Then suddenly it hits me

[00:01:59] What the f**k have I done

[00:02:00] I've invited all these people and I don't know anyone

[00:02:03] Why isn't my wife standing here by my side

[00:02:05] S**t she's the first person that I would invite

[00:02:07] And what the hell do you think my mum is gonna do

[00:02:10] When she finds out I'm playing John Lennon at pool

[00:02:12] Drop her a text she'll be here in a flash

[00:02:15] And when you think about it

[00:02:17] Who are your real mates

[00:02:21] I'd like to have a drink with Jonny Manning

[00:02:23] A bottle of Johhny Walker

[00:02:25] With Dave Danger

[00:02:26] Ally Wolf

[00:02:28] And Bobby Banjo

[00:02:30] My brother Kez

[00:02:31] Yvonne and Jeff

[00:02:33] And little Robyn

[00:02:35] I'd like to have a drink with Skye Smead

[00:02:37] The very same friend that asked me that question