《单田芳：水浒传（360回） 第167集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 病尉迟孙立

[00:00:03] 领着各位英雄

[00:00:06] 来到祝家庄

[00:00:09] 为了假戏真茶

[00:00:12] 孙俪呢

[00:00:14] 从桌子后面转出来一瓦把十千的衣服抓住

[00:00:19] 哼

[00:00:21] 他娘的来的你都没有三块豆腐高你也敢反对朝廷

[00:00:30] 你是不是成心作死了

[00:00:33] 你落到现在这个地步

[00:00:35] 还有何说

[00:00:37] 你还不认罪

[00:00:39] 放你娘的狗臭屁

[00:00:43] 我说你小子是谁跑着教训起你祖宗来了

[00:00:47] 我告诉你

[00:00:50] 本英雄

[00:00:51] 做了不怕怕了

[00:00:53] 不做造反

[00:00:55] 造反

[00:00:56] 就是造反

[00:00:58] 只要有我三寸气

[00:01:00] 在我是返到底儿了

[00:01:03] 今天被你们给抓住愿杀

[00:01:06] 愿剐啊

[00:01:07] 随便

[00:01:09] 联翩灯无车列

[00:01:11] 爷爷不带皱皱眉头的

[00:01:15] 啊

[00:01:16] 我觉得我叫你嘴硬

[00:01:18] 孙俪把手扬起来

[00:01:20] 啪啪啪

[00:01:22] 给诗起儿来俩嘴巴

[00:01:25] 正在这时镇三山黄俊威起脚来批孙俪孙俪往旁边一闪身把这脚躲开

[00:01:36] 那黄信胳膊捆着呢

[00:01:38] 腿没捆着

[00:01:40] 再看这几位英雄

[00:01:42] 没有一个害怕

[00:01:45] 眼珠子都要瞪出来了

[00:01:48] 嗷嗷怪叫

[00:01:49] 骂不绝声

[00:01:53] 祝朝奉分赴基层压价压价

[00:01:57] 把五个人推出去啊

[00:02:02] 孙俪坐下

[00:02:05] 故意地摇头叹息

[00:02:07] 唉

[00:02:09] 国家不行

[00:02:12] 怎么出现这么多山毛野兽

[00:02:15] 哎

[00:02:17] 不服法度的约束

[00:02:20] 愿意弧形啊

[00:02:22] 哎

[00:02:23] 本指挥使为效忠朝廷势必把梁山的折扣斩尽诛绝方消我恨

[00:02:36] 朱朝峰一听这话爱听

[00:02:39] 书里有问老庄主

[00:02:42] 您打算把这五个人怎么处置呢

[00:02:46] 哈哈哈哈

[00:02:49] 孙将军

[00:02:51] 老夫充其量是个庄主

[00:02:57] 这个庄主是老百姓

[00:03:00] 我有什么权利处置他们

[00:03:04] 老子的本意暂时将他们关押在祝家庄

[00:03:11] 等我把宋江晁盖

[00:03:13] 吴用等人抓住把秋车装目中一同送到官府

[00:03:21] 让官府按律治罪

[00:03:24] 嗯嗯

[00:03:26] 庄族圣女

[00:03:29] 您这么做就对了

[00:03:31] 我看哪

[00:03:33] 给他们吃

[00:03:34] 给他们喝严加管束

[00:03:37] 别让他们断了气儿

[00:03:40] 到那时

[00:03:41] 老庄主就立下大功一件试试啊

[00:03:46] 哈哈

[00:03:47] 将军说得对来干干

[00:03:53] 酒宴吃完了

[00:03:54] 后半夜儿

[00:03:56] 大家分头休息

[00:03:59] 孙俪等回到跨越

[00:04:02] 看看身边没人了

[00:04:05] 这才把几位头领一到屋里头

[00:04:09] 他兄弟孙新母大虫顾大嫂撇教的月河

[00:04:15] 解珍解宝

[00:04:17] 周润全都参加了

[00:04:20] 等到屋之后

[00:04:21] 孙俪说咱这戏演的可不错呀

[00:04:25] 我这么看着没变绿

[00:04:28] 你们看

[00:04:29] 嗯嗯

[00:04:30] 大伙说行

[00:04:32] 特别是你在大厅上达17 儿

[00:04:35] 哎呀

[00:04:37] 太真实了一点破绽

[00:04:41] 也没有

[00:04:42] 好

[00:04:43] 大家可千万留神

[00:04:45] 注意一举一动

[00:04:48] 一言一行要格外地谨慎

[00:04:52] 祝家庄耳目甚多

[00:04:55] 我们一招不慎

[00:04:58] 满盘可接空了

[00:05:00] 我们明白我们明白

[00:05:03] 过来早阅和在在

[00:05:08] 你们二位辛苦点

[00:05:10] 经常到后边儿溜达着要保护这五位英雄的安全呢

[00:05:16] 宋头领攻打祝家庄之后我们里应外合要先把这些人放出来

[00:05:23] 明白

[00:05:23] 明白

[00:05:26] 头天晚上就这么过去了

[00:05:30] 第二天仍然平安无事

[00:05:34] 祝朝奉

[00:05:35] 把祝家庄的头面人物全都请来

[00:05:40] 设盛宴

[00:05:41] 宽待孙莉

[00:05:44] 今天呢大厅里气氛热烈

[00:05:48] 大伙儿兴高采烈

[00:05:51] 喝了一天酒

[00:05:53] 到晚上没事儿就休息

[00:05:57] 第三天头上

[00:06:00] 大家又聚在一起

[00:06:02] 刚把酒宴白下

[00:06:05] 就见有人撒酒雾飞到里边送信儿来了啊

[00:06:11] 爆老庄主各位少庄主大事不好

[00:06:16] 什么事儿呃

[00:06:18] 回老庄主宋江吴用率领梁山贼寇在外边讨的马震说今天有一决高低

[00:06:29] 谁打破咱们朱家庄不可再探再报

[00:06:35] 鲍氏的退下去了

[00:06:37] 大家匆匆忙忙用罢早饭

[00:06:41] 祝朝奉站起来

[00:06:43] 各位

[00:06:46] 梁山贼寇是贼心不死

[00:06:50] 嗨

[00:06:51] 竟敢攻打咱们祝家庄

[00:06:55] 他也想不到

[00:06:56] 孙将军

[00:06:59] 能帮咱的忙

[00:07:01] 今年老鼠药量全队英语

[00:07:06] 两队啊

[00:07:08] 两队白马

[00:07:12] 这家祝家庄里不就开了锅喽

[00:07:17] 病尉迟孙立小尉迟孙新

[00:07:22] 解珍解宝全都跟着美人跨骑战马

[00:07:28] 带着合适的家伙

[00:07:30] 祝朝奉亲自点装兵150 0名

[00:07:36] 在妆前列队

[00:07:40] 再往对面一看就好啊

[00:07:44] 水泊梁山增了兵了嗨呀呀

[00:07:48] 一大片是无边无厌

[00:07:50] 马队在两旁压住阵脚

[00:07:53] 正中央有5 00名弓箭手和藤牌手后头有5 00名长枪手大旗

[00:08:02] 飘摆在起脚之下闪出几十匹战马

[00:08:09] 为首的一匹白马马鞍桥长端坐一人

[00:08:14] 帅字盔黄金甲素罗袍狮蛮带

[00:08:20] 战靴保健

[00:08:23] 往脸上一看

[00:08:25] 黑灿灿的面皮是浓眉阔目

[00:08:30] 苗氏环得胜钩画的一口刀

[00:08:34] 怀中抱着宁自欺

[00:08:37] 三流黑户

[00:08:39] 这张黑脸上还多少有几个嘎达

[00:08:44] 祝朝奉身后有人向他介绍

[00:08:48] 他抓住

[00:08:50] 瞅着呢

[00:08:51] 对面报令子旗的长得挺黑的

[00:08:55] 那就是贼头宋江旁边儿那个文质彬彬的那位好像教书先生那就是智多星吴用

[00:09:08] 嗯

[00:09:11] 好

[00:09:13] 好累

[00:09:15] 养兵千日

[00:09:18] 用在一时

[00:09:21] 哪位愿淘淘之旅会到梁山贼寇

[00:09:27] 严还费劲

[00:09:29] 苏丽过来的老庄主

[00:09:34] 我看这头指令应当给我

[00:09:37] 额聚会到梁山贼寇

[00:09:40] 哎呀

[00:09:40] 孙将军

[00:09:43] 您是大酱给变厚

[00:09:47] 您得押证

[00:09:49] 投三出没好戏还用得着您亲自动手呢

[00:09:53] 哎

[00:09:54] 老庄主

[00:09:57] 我呀

[00:09:57] 对梁山的贼寇

[00:09:59] 恨透了

[00:10:00] 我见着他们手脚都发痒

[00:10:04] 要不载几口子

[00:10:06] 我气难平啊

[00:10:09] 好孙将军

[00:10:11] 既然愿意的话

[00:10:13] 那您就辛苦了

[00:10:15] 说话之间就见病尉迟双脚一扁飞虎颤小肚子一碰ma 的铁官梁判官头催开战马

[00:10:33] 义马唐山来到两军阵前娟娟

[00:10:38] 戈登把斯将带著从绿皮套拽出18 捷达江滨

[00:10:46] 他这边的三尺三长

[00:10:49] 都出了汗了

[00:10:51] 里边儿是混铁民钢制造的外边儿用金水

[00:10:58] 来回走了16 遍锃明刷亮

[00:11:03] 跟存新的差不多少

[00:11:06] 再加上他寄出GE j 脸面

[00:11:09] 活脱就是随长年间的大将尉迟恭

[00:11:15] 要不咱们就病吃的

[00:11:20] 孙俪把掌中金边一晃高古生断特啊

[00:11:28] 对面

[00:11:30] 我那个黑不溜秋那小个子你可是贼肥的头子

[00:11:36] 宋公明吗

[00:11:40] 宋江一看是病

[00:11:42] 尉迟孙立丑无用无用

[00:11:46] 笑着点点头

[00:11:48] 宋江心说罢了

[00:11:50] 哎

[00:11:52] 我这兄弟啊

[00:11:53] 演这戏还真真实

[00:11:56] 看来一切都是按原计划进行

[00:12:01] 一点差错没有

[00:12:05] 宋江把马往前劈了几部啊

[00:12:09] 不错

[00:12:09] 正是本头领你是何人病

[00:12:14] 尉迟孙立视野

[00:12:17] 原来在登州驻防

[00:12:20] 如今调往孕周

[00:12:22] 身为郓州府兵马指挥使

[00:12:27] 啊啊啊

[00:12:31] 孙俪没听说过无名的鼠辈

[00:12:37] 这一说祝朝奉把米给搬了

[00:12:42] 你成了祝家庄的后台了

[00:12:46] 你想给他账账胆子是也不是

[00:12:49] 哎好今天本头领叫你知道

[00:12:53] 知道梁山好汉的厉害

[00:12:57] 各位弟兄

[00:12:59] 哪个徒弟

[00:13:02] 小弟冤枉小弟愿望

[00:13:04] 哎哎

[00:13:05] 希望我的愿望

[00:13:08] 头一个蹦过来的黑旋风李逵

[00:13:13] 李逵式部下的将官班儿倍儿直蹦

[00:13:18] 大哥

[00:13:19] 我去吧

[00:13:20] 把他交给我了

[00:13:23] 宋江压低了声音

[00:13:26] 兄弟

[00:13:28] 孙俪可是咱自己人

[00:13:30] 我知道

[00:13:32] 你要过去

[00:13:33] 要假打假债

[00:13:35] 而且一定要拜尔不准生

[00:13:42] 这张答案多能哦啊

[00:13:45] 非得派对

[00:13:48] 要不这样的话你别出来

[00:13:51] 我派旁人呃

[00:13:54] 好吧

[00:13:54] 我也捧他的场让我比划比划

[00:13:58] 做准备不准撤啊

[00:14:00] 去吧得

[00:14:04] 这李逵啊

[00:14:05] 三天不打仗

[00:14:06] 手心都测呀

[00:14:08] 再看看脱了个大光膀子把裤腰带紧了紧少提一对夹钢板斧哒哒

[00:14:21] 来到梁军阵前

[00:14:24] 哎

[00:14:25] 我姓孙的可认识你家爷爷

[00:14:32] 孙俪认识的呀

[00:14:35] 在宋江的忠君保障跟各位头领全都介绍过

[00:14:40] 尤其李逵给人的印象是最深不过

[00:14:45] 就对这个长相也特凶

[00:14:47] 就他这个脾气啊

[00:14:49] 特别的粗野

[00:14:51] 名望也非常大孙莉然能忘

[00:14:56] 我一看李逵过来

[00:14:58] 苏丽甲妆坊

[00:15:01] 你是什么人黑旋风李逵啦啦啦

[00:15:07] 哦

[00:15:09] 闹了半天

[00:15:10] 你就是大闹

[00:15:12] 江州的黑旋风

[00:15:14] 好想朝廷悬赏盐拿鱼你今天本将军正好有立功地机会

[00:15:23] 西欧走照面

[00:15:27] 轮边边扎

[00:15:30] 这里灰和双斧网上招加他俩打的

[00:15:36] 一个马上一个不下就站在一处

[00:15:42] 等身手呢

[00:15:43] 李逵偷眼一看

[00:15:44] 哎呀

[00:15:47] 这孙俪有两下子

[00:15:50] J ba 金边上下翻飞

[00:15:53] 呼呼刮风啊

[00:15:55] 真碰到斧子上震得手腕子

[00:15:59] He 糊口都发酸呢

[00:16:02] 有点力气是条汉子

[00:16:07] 就假打也得打一会儿

[00:16:10] 不然的话你们不过瘾

[00:16:12] 你看这位犯病

[00:16:15] 达到30 几个回合

[00:16:18] 孙俪又冒了汗了

[00:16:21] 孙立新说送头厘米

[00:16:22] 不对你们得捧我的场才能取得祝朝奉的信任

[00:16:28] 你怎么头一阵就把这家伙给派出来了你看这位破裤子缠腿没完了这两柄双府上下刮风

[00:16:38] 真骚成我够呛

[00:16:43] 可他心里急没法说

[00:16:45] 哎

[00:16:46] 李逵也不给他容控这孙丽燕小点儿气咬着牙狠着心

[00:16:54] 把边拢起来重整

[00:16:58] 他正打着冷不丁就听见擦脸的扑通一声

[00:17:03] 李逵摔倒在地

[00:17:06] 把孙丽也吓了一跳哟

[00:17:09] 苏丽执着

[00:17:11] 我可别把他伤着

[00:17:13] 我怎么没觉得这边扫着他

[00:17:19] 不然他怎么躺下了

[00:17:21] 其实啊李逵是装相

[00:17:26] 这黑家伙打着打着想起来了

[00:17:29] 我怎么打起没完了呢

[00:17:31] 点到为止

[00:17:34] 宋哥哥说的好假打假寨

[00:17:37] 我得往上蓬着孙俪

[00:17:41] 我自己去那个大排档的

[00:17:44] 可怎么打败仗

[00:17:46] 哎

[00:17:46] 李逵有主意了

[00:17:48] 你看他是个大老粗粗中有细

[00:17:52] 在功夫方面

[00:17:54] 他可不白给

[00:17:56] 脚底下冷不丁假装打滑

[00:18:00] 没站稳的脚底一滑

[00:18:02] 把裤筒摔躺下了

[00:18:06] 谁都没看出毛病

[00:18:09] 可孙俪也不傻

[00:18:10] 先是一愣

[00:18:12] 后来一看明白了

[00:18:14] 孙俪把边高高举过头顶

[00:18:18] 跟李逵打招呼

[00:18:20] 那意思说我可要砸了啊

[00:18:22] 你可快躲不然我可就砸上了理亏啊

[00:18:27] 罪有应得而往哪里走

[00:18:32] 招编

[00:18:34] 其实这么一喊李逵使了个就地18 滚奔儿站起来了

[00:18:39] 拎着斧子败回本队拉拉好厉害的家伙

[00:18:46] 李某不是对手

[00:18:49] 这笔帐将来再算啊啊啊

[00:18:58] 宋江十分满意

[00:19:01] 听说我这傻兄弟啊

[00:19:03] J 戏演得还真成功

[00:19:08] 等回到本队之后

[00:19:09] 宋江吩咐一声

[00:19:11] 后面休息

[00:19:12] 哎好嘞

[00:19:14] 他娘的我从来没打过败仗

[00:19:16] 还得装这份儿大瓣儿蒜

[00:19:20] 你会不服气

[00:19:21] 到后面去了

[00:19:24] 孙俪大获全胜

[00:19:27] 祝朝奉领着仨儿子贺总教习蓝屏欲在后边给观战一看孙俪打了胜仗了

[00:19:36] 祝朝奉可乐会吩咐一声来呀擂鼓给孙将军助威

[00:19:42] 呜呜

[00:19:46] 孙将军旗开得胜

[00:19:48] 马到成功啊

[00:19:49] 祝贺孙将军

[00:19:51] 呜呜呜

[00:19:54] 孙俪心中高兴

[00:19:56] 哼

[00:19:57] 祝朝奉你甭咋呼你离倒霉不远了

[00:20:03] 你敲吧

[00:20:05] 正在这时

[00:20:06] 宋江又派出第二员大将失效

[00:20:12] 告诉时

[00:20:13] 就按原计划执行

[00:20:16] 你去那个被俘的

[00:20:19] 把米也打进朱家庄

[00:20:23] 不然的话里边儿人手太少

[00:20:25] 时效明白

[00:20:28] 骑了匹白马手中无枪背后背刀来战孙俪

[00:20:35] 话不投机

[00:20:36] 当场动手

[00:20:38] 一边打着石秀一边儿说

[00:20:42] 我苏烈奉送头领所差

[00:20:47] 你要把我抓狗活的明白吗

[00:20:50] 明白着枪朝斌

[00:20:58] 二马盘桓等一照面儿石秀棉枪便厕

[00:21:06] 孙俪在马上一侧身胎这一乡村游过去

[00:21:12] 在看孙俪

[00:21:14] 边教单手轻舒猿被抓住时秀的一袋子捧这个把

[00:21:22] 就把十就是走马活擒

[00:21:27] 内匹马败归本阵

[00:21:31] 病尉迟把马学回来也回归本队把石秀往地上一摔啪

[00:21:38] 爸

[00:21:40] 刀斧手往上一闯把石秀捆了个结结实实

[00:21:47] 石秀心里头也不是滋味

[00:21:49] 听说我叫拼命三郎

[00:21:53] 多咱吃过这亏

[00:21:55] 嘿嘿

[00:21:56] 为了顾全大局

[00:21:58] 也只好受点委屈了

[00:22:02] 单说速率

[00:22:04] 博马又到两军阵前草地马站第三站

[00:22:09] 病关索杨雄拍马舞刀来战孙俪

[00:22:16] 打着打着杨雄雅B 声音放松头领所差

[00:22:22] 我也去内被俘的啊

[00:22:25] 要把我抓住

[00:22:27] 好累

[00:22:29] 2 1个回合之后又被孙历史走马活擒

[00:22:35] 祝朝奉一看行了见好就收吧

[00:22:38] 今天呢

[00:22:39] 旗开得胜

[00:22:40] 马到成功了

[00:22:42] 这孙将军

[00:22:45] 打了一个胜仗打败李逵活捉两元梁山头领

[00:22:52] 别再贪婪无厌啦

[00:22:54] 祝朝奉祥在这里把令字旗一晃

[00:22:59] 才引出杀身横祸