《小林北漂记》歌词

[00:00:00] 小林北漂记 - 文儿
[00:00:04] 每天工作到傍晚
[00:00:05] 手里没有点儿存款
[00:00:07] 已经都 TM 三十多
[00:00:09] 没钱没房也没车
[00:00:10] 女孩儿小手都不敢摸
[00:00:12] 只能在家看快播
[00:00:14] 老板还总把我挑
[00:00:16] 说我干活太 TM 挑
[00:00:18] 拿起了桌上的水果刀
[00:00:19] 我抬手就是一飞镖
[00:00:21] 回家背上那小书包
[00:00:23] 辞了工作我去北漂
[00:00:25] 离了家乡坐火车
[00:00:26] 对面坐着一大哥
[00:00:28] 说要跟我把酒喝
[00:00:30] 再 TM 一起唠唠嗑
[00:00:32] 上来一人干二两
[00:00:34] 大哥心事对我讲
[00:00:35] 他在北京效力呀
[00:00:37] 好比欧洲黑手党
[00:00:39] 老弟你什么都别想
[00:00:41] 北京我有十个厂
[00:00:42] 现在聘你当厂长
[00:00:44] 到了北京就上岗
[00:00:46] 我终于出人头地
[00:00:48] 银行存款六个亿
[00:00:49] 住别墅开法拉利
[00:00:51] 搂着舒淇张曼玉
[00:00:53] 别看我现在很有钱
[00:00:55] 还得溜须着官员
[00:00:57] 每天陪喝酒划拳
[00:00:58] 不喝趴下不算完
[00:01:00] 要想在北京站得住
[00:01:02] 各级的领导都得处
[00:01:04] 工商司法和税务
[00:01:06] 公安消防和国防部
[00:01:07] 最近我闲的直手痒
[00:01:09] 来到了一个大**
[00:01:11] 突然听到了一声枪响
[00:01:13] 来两个人把我绑
[00:01:14] 吓得我头昏脑缺氧
[00:01:16] 开枪的土匪对我讲
[00:01:18] 别动 打打打打打打 打劫
[00:01:22] 把我押上了一辆车
[00:01:23] 开到了一个小山坡
[00:01:25] 土匪把我手机拨
[00:01:27] 拨到工厂财务科
[00:01:29] 你厂长在我手上
[00:01:30] 给我三千万把他放
[00:01:32] 十分钟要是不到账
[00:01:34] 厂长的脑袋变肉酱
[00:01:36] 钱对我说是至宝
[00:01:37] 一分钱我也不能少
[00:01:39] 逮个机会要逃跑
[00:01:41] 有人追上我给一脚
[00:01:43] 一脚踹的我只发蒙
[00:01:45] 忽然之间我把眼睁
[00:01:46] 睁眼看到我的老板
[00:01:48] 老板呼呼把气喘
[00:01:50] 整天就 TM 知道偷懒
[00:01:52] 明天财务交罚款
[00:01:53] 我吓得说谢谢老板
[00:01:55] 一脚帮我脱离危险
[00:01:57] 小林的美梦已经做完
[00:01:59] 自己的梦想自己圆
[00:02:00] 一切美梦都成空
[00:02:02] 像雾像雨又像风
[00:02:04] 小林的作品是原唱
[00:02:06] 只给老大文儿唱
[00:02:08] 大家觉得怎么样
[00:02:09] 大拇指向上棒棒棒
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