《有钱了》歌词

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[00:00:06] 有人发财靠劳动

[00:00:08] 有人发财靠对缝

[00:00:09] 有人发财靠撒谎

[00:00:11] 有人发财靠做梦

[00:00:13] 我发财就是靠做梦

[00:00:16] 老婆哎

[00:00:18] 拿安眠药不是哎

[00:00:21] 我说

[00:00:21] 老孟啊

[00:00:22] 你刚睡醒你还睡啊

[00:00:24] 你准备冬眠那废话嘛呢不大奖

[00:00:28] 就在今天诞生最后一天了

[00:00:30] 再不睡来不及了

[00:00:31] 我做梦呢

[00:00:32] 准你还不知道吗

[00:00:33] 你说你就为了做梦梦到大侠

[00:00:35] 你整天嗜睡啊

[00:00:36] 啥活儿不干你多愁人呢

[00:00:38] 你愁啥呀

[00:00:40] 我做梦又不是没作品

[00:00:42] 我做梦可准呢

[00:00:44] 上次咱家老母猪丢丢一年了

[00:00:46] 最后我一梦到二道沟就找到了

[00:00:49] 不但老母猪找回来了

[00:00:51] 还拐回俩公主

[00:00:52] 哼哼哎呀

[00:00:55] 你行啊来

[00:00:57] 天天做梦

[00:00:58] 今日我跟你说回笼觉保证大奖大奖

[00:01:02] 妈的

[00:01:02] 我跟你说这老孟啊

[00:01:04] 前天睡觉起来就懵了

[00:01:06] 抱着我就不放松了

[00:01:07] 绷着我俩好顿亲

[00:01:09] 这都给我清了

[00:01:10] 我问她咋了

[00:01:11] 她说摸着宋祖英了

[00:01:17] 你长那样啥样啊

[00:01:19] 那不你说的嘛

[00:01:21] 话都说呢

[00:01:22] 谁生活还没点隐私啊

[00:01:26] 影响多不好啊你

[00:01:27] 你在别人说话哟哎呀

[00:01:30] 快睡吧

[00:01:31] 来拍看着看着你光吃安眠药不

[00:01:36] 当时这还得拍

[00:01:37] 可不省事儿

[00:01:40] 拍拍我呢

[00:01:41] 梦梦睡大觉呢

[00:01:44] 啥玩意有孙子呢

[00:01:45] 你啊na 咋唱你唱两句好听的小媳妇美滋滋找了一个情人就成了

[00:02:02] 怎么你老拿着小媳妇儿搁这聊着我我还睡啥了那差啥呀

[00:02:08] 到底儿你整两句一听就迷糊的

[00:02:11] 知道啦

[00:02:12] 躺着吧

[00:02:13] 还得搁人拍生产队开会

[00:02:20] 组织学习

[00:02:27] 告诉大家一说

[00:02:29] 开会比吃安眠药还快呢

[00:02:33] 过去了

[00:02:34] 我们家这老头儿没招儿啊

[00:02:36] 前两天做梦啊

[00:02:38] 说抓大奖

[00:02:38] 梦个四等奖得回一套沙发一套音响打

[00:02:42] 那以后啥活儿不不干了

[00:02:44] 干不了就是睡觉

[00:02:45] 你说多愁人

[00:02:46] 你说不毛了吗

[00:02:49] 嗯咋的辣全球啊全球啊咋啦啊咋的啦

[00:02:59] 璇儿

[00:03:00] 不是你咋的了

[00:03:01] 你看你啊

[00:03:02] 啊

[00:03:07] 老婆梦着了

[00:03:10] 刚才你开会议学习

[00:03:11] 我吴家就过去了哪去啦

[00:03:14] 走进会场到那一看

[00:03:15] 不是是抓紧现场去啦

[00:03:17] 就买十块钱的

[00:03:18] 挣一挣一百八十万一百八呢

[00:03:23] 你还搁这儿干啥

[00:03:24] 赶紧抽奖去啊

[00:03:25] 不用钱

[00:03:28] 早晚是咱庆祝庆祝

[00:03:30] 要不拿不动整两条吗

[00:03:31] 180 好呀

[00:03:33] 我的妈呀

[00:03:35] 这哪想到啊

[00:03:36] 这家伙突然就成富翁了吗

[00:03:38] 是吗

[00:03:39] 180万

[00:03:40] 可不是嘛

[00:03:40] 这这回咱有钱了

[00:03:42] 看错了人

[00:03:43] 谁敢小瞧娃娃

[00:03:44] 小乔都不找咱们那家伙啊

[00:03:51] 乡政府光几乎就1000多

[00:03:53] 万一百八十万

[00:03:56] 那可不

[00:03:57] 哎呀

[00:03:57] 这家妥啦

[00:03:58] 这家这这坨人

[00:04:00] 看谁还敢欺负咱们小样儿的复杂

[00:04:03] 咱们这人都开学了

[00:04:05] 180 刘会计把她姑娘送到外语学院去

[00:04:08] 这回咱把孩子送出国学外语去这家得瑟的他

[00:04:12] 上次他那孩子回来了

[00:04:13] 我好心好意跟他说个话

[00:04:15] 我说回来

[00:04:16] 丫头啊

[00:04:17] 他整个鼓捣猫鼓捣猫鼓捣猫呢

[00:04:21] 这回我见着他

[00:04:22] 我就说咱倒腾狗呢

[00:04:23] 你看对

[00:04:24] 再放包出来

[00:04:26] 得瑟就拿狗掐他

[00:04:27] 干不过他得了180万

[00:04:32] 哎呀

[00:04:33] 老头子这回家咱有钱了

[00:04:35] 咱也换个活法

[00:04:37] 咱把咱这个土坑发出去

[00:04:39] 嗯个双人床

[00:04:40] 就一躺一煽乎的呢

[00:04:41] 不够用又拯救一步到位

[00:04:44] 整仨人儿的俩人就够了

[00:04:46] 还整撒

[00:04:47] 哎呀哎呀

[00:04:48] 你竟说我都180万大款

[00:04:50] 以后出来进去

[00:04:51] 我能一个人吗

[00:04:52] 你不能不考虑不得有个秘书吗

[00:04:55] 你能考虑住

[00:04:55] 学得不认生

[00:04:57] 哎

[00:04:58] 你

[00:04:58] 你秘书

[00:04:59] 你不能住这床啊

[00:05:01] 楠楠秘书

[00:05:02] 难得你拿你也不能住这床呢

[00:05:05] 我上哪住去啊

[00:05:06] 女秘书你能住吗

[00:05:08] 那你女秘书来这儿呢

[00:05:11] 我咋整啊

[00:05:13] 你就出去住

[00:05:14] 去哪还高不开你呀谁出去住去啊

[00:05:17] 你还咋的

[00:05:18] 妈呀

[00:05:19] 这家他家有钱让我出去住去

[00:05:22] 我告诉你

[00:05:22] 你把他这个过去出去住去

[00:05:25] 合计你给我收收啊啥呀

[00:05:27] 吵吵吵吵吵吵吵吵

[00:05:30] 什么玩意儿

[00:05:31] 这是她让我单睡去啊

[00:05:33] 单睡觉单睡呗

[00:05:35] 这么大岁数往一起挤啥呀

[00:05:37] 死热的你跟他慢慢说

[00:05:43] 他有点承受不了啥事儿

[00:05:46] 我还承受不了国家抓大奖

[00:05:49] 得奖得180 万得180万嘛呀

[00:05:56] 我让你慢慢儿说你傻呀

[00:05:58] 他能承受这么大

[00:05:59] 算下来马部长啊

[00:06:02] 妈呀

[00:06:02] 你这都容易整成植物人了

[00:06:04] 你说他过来了

[00:06:06] 没事吧

[00:06:07] 朵朵100块不包1 80万

[00:06:18] 哎呀

[00:06:19] 我的哥哥嫂子

[00:06:21] 你们说你们都住了一还打下来了呀

[00:06:26] 你坐着我给你鞋是怎么回事儿怎么回事儿啊这不是有钱了吗

[00:06:31] 有钱我说我们俩也苦了大半辈子了

[00:06:33] 我说咱也换个活法吧

[00:06:35] 咱把这土上挖着整个双人床

[00:06:37] 哇

[00:06:38] 非得整个三人床整仨人儿整秘书上我床上让我单睡去

[00:06:42] 你说不再说男人有钱就学坏呢

[00:06:44] 你坏的也太快了

[00:06:46] 你快啥呀快还退

[00:06:52] 现在啥不快

[00:06:53] 人家火车都提速了

[00:06:55] 哥呀

[00:06:55] 这事儿就是你不对

[00:06:56] 我咋没看啊

[00:06:58] 这来钱了

[00:06:59] 这是好事儿

[00:07:00] 正好与你合计怎么花这个钱

[00:07:02] 是何寄华呀

[00:07:03] 他就是你听一村长说的

[00:07:05] 你合计合计咋花

[00:07:07] 就你二哥这死脾气一整就极易拯救急死

[00:07:13] 以后你注意点儿形象

[00:07:14] 好好说呗

[00:07:15] 你不是一般人

[00:07:16] 你有钱人了

[00:07:17] 你还说

[00:07:18] 村长你

[00:07:18] 正好你来了

[00:07:20] 这玩意钱一多

[00:07:20] 真不知道咋花呀

[00:07:22] 你帮我策划

[00:07:23] 这个我认为我有安排啊

[00:07:26] 我认为这180万不是个小数啊

[00:07:29] 不能光咱家花

[00:07:31] 首先把村委会改造

[00:07:33] 哎呀哥

[00:07:34] 你接着说

[00:07:34] 把村委会先炸平挨挨炸啊

[00:07:39] 炸了没用了

[00:07:40] 废品啊

[00:07:41] 盖起二层小楼

[00:07:43] 周围修出一张两尺高围墙

[00:07:45] 上边拉上铁丝电网修四个炮楼

[00:07:49] 整几个民兵端着砸钱搁那儿站岗

[00:07:52] 完事儿修点儿大铁门

[00:07:54] 整个大锁头后边儿说

[00:07:55] 俩狼狗谁也别想进

[00:07:57] 这有点像监狱

[00:07:58] 是监狱啥话呢

[00:08:00] 山东有个孔府

[00:08:01] 咱这就是

[00:08:02] 哎对了

[00:08:03] 萌萌在咱们村委会门前修一条宽敞的大道直通后头的孔啊

[00:08:08] 俊家孔孟之道萌萌知道不知道被我哥有点儿文化

[00:08:14] 你家你哥有才

[00:08:16] 农村就是窝着了

[00:08:17] 就不得施展了

[00:08:19] 哥啊

[00:08:20] 这回你俩那属于是特殊人物了

[00:08:22] 咱们村委会决定对你们的人身安全

[00:08:25] 要负起责任

[00:08:26] 我想过的啊

[00:08:27] 以后你连当村长再给我当保镖内武打啥的

[00:08:31] 我不会武打啥

[00:08:33] 你给牵狗就完了

[00:08:34] 有事狗就上了还用你啊

[00:08:36] 别别那个我毕竟是一村之长啊

[00:08:40] 你说你在前面一走

[00:08:41] 我在后面牵狗不好看

[00:08:44] 兄弟

[00:08:44] 你咋这么傻呢

[00:08:45] 让你牵着牵着两条狗给你开双倍工资啥去俩狗呢

[00:08:52] 我跟你说个事儿

[00:08:53] 你说这回你二哥摸你二哥

[00:08:55] 你看这家有钱啦

[00:08:57] 那你说我呢

[00:08:57] 我这里里外外的一走来回的

[00:09:00] 我不是别人

[00:09:01] 我是富婆了

[00:09:02] 我这里外面也得给我包装啊是吧

[00:09:05] 我我跟他说一说他这个歌啊

[00:09:07] 嗯

[00:09:08] 那啥

[00:09:09] 那个我脑子里有个想法

[00:09:11] 啥想法

[00:09:11] 他这个现在不是一般人了

[00:09:13] 他啥人啊

[00:09:14] 这富婆被她富婆杀死

[00:09:16] 过去是泼妇

[00:09:17] 现在变成富婆了

[00:09:21] 你啊

[00:09:21] 对他的五官能不能进行一下综合治理

[00:09:24] 那咱就说实话

[00:09:25] 就你嫂子一堆一块儿都在这放着呢

[00:09:28] 就这种情况

[00:09:29] 你说还有再投资的必要了

[00:09:32] 他

[00:09:32] 他说你没啥必要了

[00:09:34] 哎呀兄弟

[00:09:35] 我没有别的要求

[00:09:36] 我就喜欢那金折子给我弄两个金镯子

[00:09:39] 你说你多土啊

[00:09:41] 现在有钱人谁戴镯子躲一下没人带呢

[00:09:44] 后来老王二嫂带四个桌子

[00:09:46] 你看还让人撸起俩吗

[00:09:47] 手都破皮了

[00:09:48] 还是别带那玩意儿

[00:09:50] 你要想带金子

[00:09:51] 媳妇儿

[00:09:51] 咱们既要美观大方又洋气带

[00:09:54] 让人一看雅

[00:09:56] 而且呢

[00:09:56] 还偷偷不去

[00:09:57] 这啥玩意儿

[00:09:58] 我给你镶两颗大金牙子

[00:10:03] 我要想我就镶满口的

[00:10:04] 我不想俩没用香

[00:10:06] 两口子浪费吗

[00:10:08] 你这顶天能露四个跟你相似个真的

[00:10:11] 剩下都从你这四个就四个

[00:10:14] 啥都你说了算

[00:10:17] 我这媳妇儿这儿真美

[00:10:18] 这儿放不下了

[00:10:19] 你这累不累

[00:10:21] 你说你哥

[00:10:21] 你说有啥事儿一商量

[00:10:23] 这气氛多温馨啊

[00:10:24] 是吧

[00:10:25] 大哥

[00:10:25] 咋呃

[00:10:26] 能不能借你家酒

[00:10:27] 我向你表示一下

[00:10:29] 衷心祝贺没说的了

[00:10:30] 我我听你唱就行

[00:10:32] 哎呀哎呀

[00:10:33] 我跟你说

[00:10:33] 村长对咱家挺好啊

[00:10:35] 这些年

[00:10:36] 特别是对你生活作风问题

[00:10:37] 村长操作水水平

[00:10:42] 所以咱们家生活水平呢

[00:10:45] 生活生活水平也啊了

[00:10:55] 我跟你说

[00:10:55] 哎呀

[00:10:56] 以后啊

[00:10:57] 家里缺啥

[00:10:58] 少啥了些钱了

[00:10:59] 你就干脆吱声儿就是一家人

[00:11:02] 你不知道我搁家也不是做不了主呢

[00:11:06] 那我就不客气了啊

[00:11:08] 说那啥这个

[00:11:09] 这个我们家我儿子啊

[00:11:12] 你侄儿这不考大学了吗

[00:11:14] 咋的了

[00:11:14] 完了差1万块钱拿不出来拿1万以后别跟我说少5 万你别告诉我啊

[00:11:25] 哎呀以后啊

[00:11:27] 缺钱少啥的

[00:11:28] 啊啊

[00:11:30] 对咱家不是个事儿吗

[00:11:31] 哎呀走着拿着呢

[00:11:41] 你放的吗

[00:11:42] 咋没有你别瞎扯了

[00:11:45] 哪来的钱

[00:11:45] 赶紧拿去别整没用的答案

[00:11:47] 你扯这干啥呀

[00:11:48] 我做不了主啊

[00:11:51] 哥怎么有有有啥差头啊啊啊啊

[00:12:02] 吗

[00:12:03] 不种了180万吗

[00:12:05] 还没去抓去是我家

[00:12:06] 你大哥做的梦

[00:12:08] 哈哈哈哈哈哈啊啊

[00:12:17] 哎呀

[00:12:18] 咋做梦啊

[00:12:24] 不明白啊

[00:12:26] 就是说我们家种了180 张大奖是你大哥做的梦

[00:12:30] 我俩还没去抓去呢

[00:12:32] 听明白了

[00:12:33] 中了180万是我大哥做的梦

[00:12:36] 谁抓去呢

[00:12:38] 谁信呢

[00:12:40] 上坟烧报纸

[00:12:41] 你糊弄鬼呢

[00:12:44] 行啦

[00:12:44] 赶紧去拿下咋的啦

[00:12:46] 哎呀

[00:12:46] 欠你的吧取钱呢

[00:12:49] 赶紧拿钱得了

[00:12:51] 我还说了不算咋地

[00:12:53] 你还记得我急眼抠那啥code

[00:13:01] 我加了180万老是扣那啥

[00:13:04] 钱太多了

[00:13:05] 我没往家拿拿吧

[00:13:08] 要不啥你回家等着去

[00:13:10] 我上银行给你支去啊

[00:13:12] 这可多求出来点儿再遇上想听这句实话你们看着办吧啊

[00:13:17] 行了我走了

[00:13:18] 大哥啥事儿啊做梦哎呀

[00:13:21] 哪又抠没用人缘儿

[00:13:25] 这你还在那儿喝啥呀

[00:13:27] 你呀咋的啦

[00:13:29] 这1万块钱咋整啊

[00:13:31] 咋整借呗

[00:13:34] 那你快给人借去

[00:13:35] 你还站着站着干啥呀

[00:13:37] 这我他妈一个倒霉的

[00:13:38] 做梦还拉饥荒