《First World Problems》歌词

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[00:00:11] My maid is cleaning my bathroom so I can't take a shower

[00:00:16] When I do the water starts getting cold after an hour

[00:00:22] I couldn't order off the breakfast menu cause I slept in till two

[00:00:27] Then I filled up on bread didn't leave any room for tiramisu

[00:00:32] Oh no there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen

[00:00:37] I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine

[00:00:43] Some idiot just called me up on the phone

[00:00:46] What don't they know how to text omg

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[00:01:07] I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator

[00:01:12] Forgot my gardener's name I'll have to ask him later

[00:01:18] Tried to fast forward commercials can't I'm watching live TV

[00:01:23] I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free

[00:01:28] My barista didn't even bother to make a design

[00:01:32] In the foam on the top of my vanilla latte

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[00:01:53] Can't remember which car I drove to the mall

[00:02:00] My sonicare won't recharge now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal

[00:02:20] The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching

[00:02:25] My house is so big I can't get wifi in the kitchen

[00:02:31] Uh I had to buy something I didn't even need just

[00:02:35] So I could qualify for free shipping on amazon

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