《Ode to a Superhero (Parody of ”Piano Man” by Billy Joel)(Parody of ”Piano Man” by Billy Joel)》歌词

[00:00:00] Ode To A Superhero (Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:13] Peter Parker was pitiful

[00:00:18] Couldn't have been any shyer

[00:00:21] Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him

[00:00:25] Even if his hair was on fire

[00:00:30] But then one day he went to that science lab

[00:00:35] That mutated spider came down

[00:00:38] Oh and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls

[00:00:42] And he's swingin' all over town

[00:00:47] La la la li de da

[00:00:51] La la li le la da dumb

[00:00:58] Sling us a web you're the spider man

[00:01:02] Sling us a web tonight

[00:01:06] 'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now

[00:01:10] And there's evil doers to fight

[00:01:27] Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his

[00:01:31] Who horns in on Mary Jane

[00:01:35] But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys

[00:01:39] Who can kiss upside down in the rain

[00:01:44] With great power comes great responsibility

[00:01:48] That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben

[00:01:52] If you missed it don't worry they'll say the line

[00:01:57] Again and again and again

[00:02:00] Oh la la la di de da

[00:02:05] La la di di da da dom

[00:02:12] Now Norman's a billionare scientist

[00:02:16] Who never had time for his son

[00:02:20] But then something went screw and before you knew he

[00:02:24] Was trying to kill everyone

[00:02:29] And he's ridin' around on that glider thing

[00:02:33] And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb

[00:02:37] Yes he's wearin' that dumb power rangers mask

[00:02:41] But he's scarier without it on

[00:03:01] Sling us a web you're the spider man

[00:03:05] Sling us a web tonight

[00:03:08] 'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now

[00:03:13] But where'd you come up with those tights

[00:03:30] It's a pretty sad day at the funeral

[00:03:34] Norman Osborn has bitten the dust

[00:03:38] And I heard Harry's said he wants spider man dead

[00:03:42] Aw but his buddy Pete he can trust

[00:03:47] Oh and M J is all hot for Peter now

[00:03:51] Aw but Peter he just shuts her down

[00:03:55] Mary Jane don't you cry you can give it a try

[00:03:59] Again when the sequal comes 'round

[00:04:03] Oh la la la di de da

[00:04:08] La la di di da da dumb

[00:04:15] Sling us a web you're the spider man

[00:04:19] Sling us a web tonight

[00:04:22] 'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now

[00:04:27] And we think that you'll do all right