《Welcome to Moe’s(From ”Testify”/Soundtrack Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Welcome To Moe's (《辛普森一家》动画片插曲) - The Simpsons (辛普森一家)

[00:00:02] Maybe some cheerier pink would make this place less of a dive

[00:00:05] Marge my customers don't like themselves

[00:00:07] Therefore they seek the darkness

[00:00:10] (patrons groan)

[00:00:12] Well as fabulous as your regulars are a remodel

[00:00:16] Might bring in a higher class of lush

[00:00:20] Look I like Moe's the way it is alright and I ain't

[00:00:22] Changin' it for any dames skirts Suzy Qs or facemacer

[00:00:25] I had a feeling you'd say that So I prepared

[00:00:28] Something that might help you change your tune

[00:00:34] This place is a diamond

[00:00:35] But it's trapped in the rough

[00:00:37] Yeah well the sign still says "Moe's"

[00:00:39] So enough of your guff

[00:00:41] Here's my new idea

[00:00:42] To sell both beer and grub:

[00:00:44] We will turn this filthy dive

[00:00:46] Into a proper old-time British pub

[00:00:47] A British bar

[00:00:47] (to the tune of "Rule Brittania")

[00:00:52] Darts and meat pies

[00:00:54] And lager in pint glasses

[00:00:56] What a classy way

[00:00:58] To get drunk off your asses

[00:01:01] Hey hold the phone An English pub That just might work

[00:01:05] In song

[00:01:08] Oh my bar could be British instead of arm-pittish

[00:01:11] So why don't we all--

[00:01:13] Ah screw it let's get renovating