《Your Mother’s Got A Big Head(LP版)》歌词

[00:00:00] Your Mother's Got A Big Head (LP版) - Chris Rock

[00:00:05] I'm the rib man

[00:00:30] Pimperor

[00:00:31] Conptemperor

[00:00:32] So many girls they call me the pimperor

[00:00:34] Never date a girl with weave

[00:00:36] Why Chris

[00:00:36] Because a girl with a we've gotta trick up her sleeve

[00:00:39] My wallet's so fat had to put it on a diet

[00:00:41] A sucka said run it and I said don't try it

[00:00:44] He thought I was a punk just because I was quiet

[00:00:46] Smacked him with a brick got a suite at the Hyatt

[00:00:49] My future's so bright that I gotta wear shades

[00:00:51] My pocket's so fat that my dogs got a maid

[00:00:54] My manager's name is Reuben Kincaid

[00:00:56] He's the only white boy with a high top fade

[00:00:59] Now I'm chilling hard hard

[00:01:00] I used to be poor poor

[00:01:01] People used to tease me when I worked at the store

[00:01:03] Now your hamster's dead

[00:01:04] Your girl's name is Fred and to top it all off

[00:01:07] Your mother's got a big head

[00:01:11] Big head your mother's got a big head

[00:01:16] Big head I said your mother's got a big head

[00:01:20] Big head I said your mother's got a big head

[00:01:25] Big head your mother's got a big head

[00:01:29] Aight aight first off you wanna sign on me

[00:01:31] Bet bet you big Marion berry haircut havin' muh

[00:01:33] Yo first of all your mother got a Nike tag on her wig

[00:01:36] And they call her hair Jordan

[00:01:38] Ace of the staff top pick of the draft

[00:01:40] You're so dumb you failed first grade math

[00:01:43] I'm quicker than Leonard hit harder than Hearn's

[00:01:45] Your mother's so old that she f**ked George burns ha

[00:01:48] My rhymes are fixed and your rhymes are broken

[00:01:50] I drive a Benz you drive a deuce and a token

[00:01:52] You have no friends you have no will

[00:01:55] But like a skinhead on soul train you don't fit in boy

[00:01:57] When I was a kid I used to be plump

[00:02:00] But now I get more rump than Donald trump

[00:02:02] You're so broke you got a bird for a beeper

[00:02:05] When it goes off it goes cheap cheap cheapa

[00:02:07] Now I'm chilling hard hard I used to be poor poor

[00:02:10] They used to tease me when I worked at the store

[00:02:12] Now your dog is dead you still wear kids

[00:02:14] And to top it off your mother's got a big head

[00:02:19] Big head I said your mother's got a big head

[00:02:24] Big head I said your mother's got a big head

[00:02:29] Big head your mother's got a big head

[00:02:34] Big head I said your mother's got a big head

[00:02:38] First of all ya big foghorn leghorn belly havin'

[00:02:41] Yo yo your mother got an afro so big

[00:02:44] When she sat in my car it had instant tint windows

[00:02:49] Big head I said your mother's got a big head

[00:03:16] My jeans are ripped and yours are corroded

[00:03:18] Your mother's so big that her panties exploded

[00:03:21] I don't wanna say that your mother's fat

[00:03:23] But I saw her put BBQ sauce on her cat

[00:03:26] Your breath's so stink that you need Bianca

[00:03:28] Your girl looks like Orville Redenbacher

[00:03:31] I live to save life and my pockets get bigger

[00:03:33] You're a daredevil they call you evel kni nigga

[00:03:36] You see my Rolex and you lose your smile

[00:03:38] Cause all you can afford is a Flintstone sundial

[00:03:41] My jeans are ripped and my drawers are silk

[00:03:43] Your mother is so cheap she gave you cereal for breast milk

[00:03:45] Now I'm chilling hard hard

[00:03:47] I used to be poor poor

[00:03:48] They used to tease me when I worked at the store

[00:03:50] Now your hamster's dead your cat's got dreads

[00:03:53] And to top it off your mother's got a big head

[00:03:57] Big head I said your mother's got a big head

[00:04:02] Big head I said your mother's got a big head

[00:04:07] Big head your mother's got a big head

[00:04:12] Big head your mother's got a big head

[00:04:16] A rib about your mother

[00:04:18] Your mother's got a big head

[00:04:24] Your mother's got a big head

[00:04:29] Your mother's got a big head

[00:04:33] Your mother's got a big head