《The Weight Debate(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Weight Debate - The Boss Hog Barbarians

[00:00:14] Damn girl

[00:00:15] You used to have a Coke bottle shape

[00:00:17] Carbonated as well

[00:00:18] 'Cause you was bubbling sexy as hell

[00:00:20] Matter of fact

[00:00:21] They called you Coke bottle Crystal

[00:00:23] Now they just call yo a** Gristle

[00:00:25] See I made the mistake of getting engaged

[00:00:28] And you went and got too comfortable

[00:00:30] And put on some weight

[00:00:31] But five or ten pounds I ain't trip

[00:00:33] Tell the truth you look

[00:00:34] A little more fly when you thick

[00:00:35] But all of this cable french fries and chips

[00:00:38] Now you weigh more than me

[00:00:39] And you five foot six

[00:00:41] Sh*t I mean pretzels is fat free but ho dag

[00:00:44] Calories still count and b**ch

[00:00:46] You ate the whole bag

[00:00:47] I tried positive reinforcement

[00:00:49] Long walks

[00:00:49] Bought a gym membership

[00:00:51] So we can get into sports

[00:00:52] But it back fired and since that day

[00:00:55] You only use my membership to hit the gym cafe

[00:00:57] Do a mile hike if you eat a Klondike baby

[00:01:00] At first I thought you were pregnant but nah

[00:01:02] You just lazy

[00:01:03] And a glutton what a mismatch

[00:01:04] Now we unique

[00:01:05] We look like the number 10

[00:01:07] When we walk in the street

[00:01:08] Side by side got wide and the sex drive died

[00:01:11] 'Cause when you take your clothes off

[00:01:12] You built like a nose guard

[00:01:14] Ding Dongs and coleslaw stacked on the shelf

[00:01:16] You could go to South Beach

[00:01:17] And meet Atkins himself

[00:01:19] You don't care so you got no chance at all

[00:01:21] And you a Kit Kat away from being Rosanne Barr

[00:01:24] My dick used to get all chubby

[00:01:26] When I see you

[00:01:27] Went from hot ho to hippo

[00:01:28] Now I'm ready to leave you

[00:01:29] For better or for worse

[00:01:31] Now all your friends are mad at me

[00:01:32] But ya'll be eating donuts

[00:01:33] Like your fresh out the academy

[00:01:35] I'm a Boss Hog

[00:01:36] But this is too much hogging

[00:01:37] You allergic to jogging

[00:01:39] Damn I think we got a problem

[00:01:40] My girl had a threesome: her Ben and Jerry's

[00:01:43] She went from Halle Berry to Refrigerator Perry

[00:01:46] When I first met her brothers stared at her

[00:01:48] Now she quick to hit the buffet

[00:01:49] Scared of the Stairmaster

[00:01:51] Don't need to be a stick figure

[00:01:53] Nah never that

[00:01:54] But be a hundred pounds within the weight

[00:01:55] That I met you at

[00:01:56] Some say for me to take back my ring is wrong

[00:01:59] Another day another Ding Dong

[00:02:02] Come in it's open

[00:02:04] Yo

[00:02:04] Oh sh*t Celph What up hog Chillin'

[00:02:06] Yeah what up man

[00:02:07] Yo Celph you remember my girlfriend Lisa

[00:02:09] Right Lisa

[00:02:10] Your remember my homeboy Celph

[00:02:11] What's up

[00:02:11] For show

[00:02:12] Yo Celph what the hell are you smiling at man

[00:02:14] You look like you won a million dollars

[00:02:15] No disrespect hog

[00:02:16] But I gotta speak my mind

[00:02:18] Your little feline looking mighty fine

[00:02:21] And see I'm digging her size now

[00:02:23] Big round a** and big round a** thighs wow

[00:02:26] Let me set the record straight

[00:02:27] I'm the type of guy that like a fat bird

[00:02:29] Who ain't ashamed of her weight

[00:02:31] I ain't talking nasty slobs or those super sized b**ches

[00:02:33] Just a big and thick chick that know she delicious

[00:02:36] She know she sexy in her thong or lingerie

[00:02:38] Even though the size that she wear

[00:02:40] Ain't always in the window on display

[00:02:41] Ain't a fetish or a fad that I'm stressing

[00:02:43] 'Cause I been showing big girls affection since

[00:02:46] I got my first erection

[00:02:47] But uhh enough of that

[00:02:48] Let's stop f**king around

[00:02:49] I been scoping your lady since

[00:02:51] She been putting on pounds

[00:02:52] Them sweat pants she got on

[00:02:53] Must have had since eighteen

[00:02:55] 'Cause I can see stretch marks through

[00:02:56] The stretch parts of the seams

[00:02:57] It's a marvelous thing the way

[00:02:59] She got a soft belly

[00:03:00] Wide waist measurements why hate

[00:03:02] It's evident

[00:03:03] That she was b cup now she double doing up

[00:03:06] She ain't your type now Zone

[00:03:07] Homey your lease is up

[00:03:08] I just came by to write songs and rap a little

[00:03:11] But I can't focus when

[00:03:12] I'm watching all that fat jiggle

[00:03:14] Don't mind the cellulite not one bit

[00:03:16] She not one bit thick

[00:03:17] But she one b**ch I'd hit

[00:03:19] With them thick a** hips

[00:03:20] Even gained weight in her lips

[00:03:21] Without the collagen just them collard greens

[00:03:23] And I'm promising

[00:03:25] That I got a love jones and

[00:03:26] I can't help it

[00:03:27] Can't take it no more with fat girls I'm selfish

[00:03:29] Just as long as she stay chubby

[00:03:31] I stay getting a chubby

[00:03:32] And if she ever tries a diet

[00:03:33] She can find a new hubby

[00:03:35] So there you have it signed sealed

[00:03:36] Stamped and delivered

[00:03:37] I'm sorry J

[00:03:38] But I hope you understand me my ni**a

[00:03:40] Uh huh

[00:03:40] Congratulations it looks like we got a winner

[00:03:43] Dog you can date her

[00:03:44] So long as you buy dinner

[00:03:45] No longer a lover nowadays she a eater

[00:03:48] I ain't trippin' you could f**k

[00:03:49] Her so long as you feed her

[00:03:51] There she is on the couch eating chicken

[00:03:53] Go and meet her

[00:03:53] She gaining by the month so

[00:03:55] You can dump that two seater

[00:03:56] Buy a Mac truck

[00:03:57] Hit her fat butt in the back seater

[00:03:58] And be sure to keep some

[00:04:00] Haagen Dazs stocked in the freezer

[00:04:01] Good luck