《Thing-Fish Intro》歌词

[00:00:00] Thing-Fish Intro - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:08] Once upon a time musta been 'round october

[00:00:12] Few years back in one o' dose top secret lab-motories de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath virginia

[00:00:18] An evil prince occasion'ly employed as a p

[00:00:22] Ime theatrical criticizer set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic genocidical remove'lance of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys

[00:00:34] De cocksucker done whiffed up a secret potium

[00:00:37] An' right 'long wid it

[00:00:39] De atrocious idea dat what he been boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de final solutium to de white main's 'boidennn'

[00:00:47] Yo' acquire my drift

[00:00:50] Well he were sure he had a good thing goin'

[00:00:53] But dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might f**k up

[00:00:58] So he planned to have a little test jes' to check it all out befo' he dump't it

[00:01:04] E wattuh supply

[00:01:06] Sho'tly denafter

[00:01:07] Wit high-level gubnint co-robberatium he arranged to have a good-will visit to san quentim

[00:01:13] 'Long wit some country-westin mu- zishnin's 'n sprinkle a little bit of it on some

[00:01:18] E boys in deahhh (since dey done used a few of 'em befo' when dey was messin' wit de zyph'liss)

[00:01:23] So heah dey come wit de potium dump'nit all in de mash potatoes

[00:01:28] Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy

[00:01:32] Watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen

[00:01:35] Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened

[00:01:38] So dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november

[00:01:45] Next thing y'know fagnits be droppin' off like flies '

[00:01:49] Long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls

[00:01:53] Pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment

[00:01:57] But not de boys in de rest home

[00:01:59] Oh no mixin' de sh*t wit de mash potatoes done smoothed it out a little

[00:02:04] So's it wouldn't kill yo' a**

[00:02:05] But it sho' would make y'ugly 'n ef y'was already ugly

[00:02:09] D make yo a** mean 'n ugly '

[00:02:11] N ef you was already mean 'n ugly

[00:02:13] It'd turn ya into a strange unknown kreetchuh

[00:02:16] Never befo' seen on broadway lthass right

[00:02:19] It'd turn ya' into a 'mammy nun' hea E a potato

[00:02:31] Lips like a duck big ol' hands

[00:02:38] Puffin' up big ones science

[00:02:44] Me-jev'l re-lij-mus costumery all over yo' body yow oh yeah