《My Sh*t》歌词

[00:00:00] My Shit - D-Mix

[00:00:02] 词：D-MIX

[00:00:04] 曲：D-MIX

[00:00:20] YoYo 喂

[00:00:21] 喂 你现在躲在哪呢

[00:00:23] 今天发现厕所全部都给堵了

[00:00:26] Yo

[00:00:26] 还有放的两瓶洁厕灵突然也不见了

[00:00:28] 快说是不是早上你给兑着可乐喝了

[00:00:31] 别在意

[00:00:31] 讲道理

[00:00:32] 泼冷水

[00:00:33] 还回去

[00:00:33] 我也不会怪你犯错之后逃逸

[00:00:35] Yo

[00:00:36] 还年轻有实力总想给人出其不意

[00:00:39] 但我还在默默的关注着你的

[00:00:40] 看到忘恩负义

[00:00:41] 我是管道疏通之后改到汽车维修

[00:00:44] 专治疑难杂症谁堵让谁立刻畅通

[00:00:46] 然后一泻千里

[00:00:47] 也根本忘不到头

[00:00:49] 我才是神通广大

[00:00:50] 你才是自甘平庸

[00:00:52] 所有结果都已注定不要东藏西躲

[00:00:54] 我有十足的军火库

[00:00:55] Bangbang 全力开火

[00:00:56] 结果

[00:00:57] 没有结果都是时空的平行交错

[00:00:59] 结束这场危险的飞行改为低空降落

[00:01:02] Oh my biach

[00:01:03] Wheres my shit

[00:01:04] Oh my biach

[00:01:05] Wheres my shit

[00:01:07] Oh my biach

[00:01:08] Wheres my shit

[00:01:09] Oh my biach

[00:01:10] Wheres my shit

[00:01:12] Oh my biach

[00:01:13] Wheres my shit

[00:01:14] Oh my biach

[00:01:16] Wheres my shit

[00:01:17] Oh my biach

[00:01:18] Wheres my shit

[00:01:20] Oh my biach

[00:01:21] Wheres my shit

[00:01:22] I am burnning some bullshit bitch you gonna

[00:01:24] Never see me

[00:01:24] 你就是我排出体外

[00:01:26] 钙镁钾磷堆的垃圾

[00:01:27] Hello gentleman or lady

[00:01:28] 想要新的空气

[00:01:29] OK baby

[00:01:30] 全部都给你

[00:01:31] 闪开你旁边的bitch她要放屁

[00:01:33] 味够大

[00:01:34] 肚子里所有的垃圾都送给马桶

[00:01:36] 他说清理马桶不用他因为他有菲佣

[00:01:38] 都怪我

[00:01:38] 他在听我的歌

[00:01:39] 谁叫我的punch like a bomb

[00:01:41] 还看他捡他掉落的iphone

[00:01:42] 所以他hate me

[00:01:44] 恭喜他成为我的

[00:01:45] S H I T

[00:01:46] 每天都见到他地点也不变

[00:01:47] 在我家一楼5平米的WC

[00:01:49] 体积So B I G

[00:01:50] 害的我总便秘

[00:01:51] 我拜托你别找我

[00:01:52] 现在我双腿都已麻痹

[00:01:53] 这个动作频率也不高

[00:01:54] 但也基本在everyday

[00:01:55] 用排出他的时间

[00:01:56] 都可以写张新的mixtape

[00:01:58] 觉得特别烦

[00:01:59] 每天我对付他的时间都不短

[00:02:00] 其实我更好奇你和我是否一样

[00:02:02] 在马桶上的时间都不赶

[00:02:03] Oh my biach

[00:02:05] Wheres my shit

[00:02:06] Oh my biach

[00:02:07] Wheres my shit

[00:02:09] Oh my biach

[00:02:10] Wheres my shit

[00:02:11] Oh my biach

[00:02:12] Wheres my shit

[00:02:14] Oh my biach

[00:02:15] Wheres my shit

[00:02:16] Oh my biach

[00:02:17] Wheres my shit

[00:02:19] Oh my biach

[00:02:20] Wheres my shit

[00:02:21] Oh my biach

[00:02:23] Wheres my shit：

[00:02:24] 四只生蚝

[00:02:25] 两粒槟榔

[00:02:25] 三罐冰镇基佬王

[00:02:26] 醒来已是中午只想消除肿大的膀胱

[00:02:29] 这种感觉很奇妙

[00:02:30] 专业术语是憋尿

[00:02:31] 谁知屁股也想吐我只好转身扶墙靠

[00:02:34] 屋外有人敲门 可现在站不起身

[00:02:36] 体内的洪荒之力终于能够释放库存

[00:02:39] 小腹坠胀像是做了手术

[00:02:41] 来了大姨妈

[00:02:41] 戴着防毒面具释放气体

[00:02:43] 赛过吸哒嘛

[00:02:44] 坐在白色光环上

[00:02:45] 所有烂事先都放

[00:02:46] 一泻千里的壮观场面

[00:02:48] 内心无比的舒畅

[00:02:49] 此时就憋来谈生意谈合作

[00:02:51] 谈你想说的话

[00:02:52] 我能告诉你的就一句

[00:02:53] 等我拉完这一趴

[00:02:55] Wheres my shit 它被冲走进了下水道

[00:02:57] Wheres my shit 就算NASA来了也找不到

[00:03:00] Wheres my haters 它被冲走进了下水道

[00:03:02] Wheres my haters 就算NASA来了也找不到

[00:03:10] Wheres my shit

[00:03:12] Wheres my shit

[00:03:15] Wheres my shit

[00:03:17] Wheres my shit

[00:03:19] Oh my biach

[00:03:20] Wheres my shit

[00:03:21] Oh my biach

[00:03:22] Wheres my shit

[00:03:24] Oh my biach

[00:03:25] Wheres my shit

[00:03:26] Oh my biach

[00:03:27] Wheres my shit