《Professor Booty(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Professor Booty - Beastie Boys

[00:00:00] Yo I don't hang out with those guys man

[00:00:02] I ain't got nothing to do with those dudes

[00:00:03] Wait a minute I saw your female with 'em too

[00:00:05] What's up with her I've been hearing that she been giving

[00:00:07] That stuff out to all them graffiti guys

[00:00:10] Yo shut the f**k up chico man

[00:00:12] I could paint three of those murals for some of that ass

[00:00:17] Professor what's another word for pirate treasure

[00:00:21] Well I think it's booty booty booty that's what it is

[00:00:26] Yes I got more bounce than the f**king bump

[00:00:30] And then you want to know why

[00:00:31] Because I'm motherf**kin' truckin'

[00:00:33] I'm in the pocket just like Grady Tate

[00:00:35] Got supplies of beats so you don't have to wait

[00:00:38] Cause I'm the master blaster drinking up the Shasta

[00:00:41] My voice sounds sweet cause it has to

[00:00:43] So light a match to my ass cause I'm blowing up

[00:00:46] I'd like to thank the people for just showin' up

[00:00:48] But now I want y'all to move it

[00:00:52] Put your point on the floor and just prove it

[00:00:54] And I'm smurfin' not rehearsin' getting live y'all

[00:00:57] A little puffy so you know what I'm doing right

[00:00:59] Cause that's the kind of frame of mind I'm in

[00:01:02] I got this feelin' that it's back again

[00:01:05] So don't touch me cause I'm electric

[00:01:07] And if you touch me you'll get shocked

[00:01:19] You got you got you got you got you got

[00:01:21] You've got the boomin' system but it's sloshing out doo doo

[00:01:24] You think it's chocolate milk but it's watered down yoo hoo

[00:01:26] I've been through many times in which I thought I might lose it

[00:01:29] The only thing that saved me has always been music

[00:01:32] We've got our own studio the son of the G

[00:01:34] It's no question life's been good to me

[00:01:37] Cause life ain't nothing but a good groove

[00:01:40] A good mixtape to put you in the right mood

[00:01:43] This one goes out to my man the groove merchant

[00:01:45] Coming through with beats for which I've been searching

[00:01:48] Like two sealed copies of expansions

[00:01:50] I'm like tom vu with yachts and mansions

[00:01:53] The logo I sport is the face of the monkey

[00:01:56] Union made ben davis quality it's no junk see

[00:01:59] My chrome is shining just like an icicle

[00:02:01] I ride around town in my low rider bicyle

[00:02:25] So many wack emcees you get the TV bozak

[00:02:28] Ain't even gonna call out your names cause you're so wack

[00:02:31] And one big oaf who's faker than plastic

[00:02:33] A dictionary definition of the word spastic

[00:02:36] You should have never started something that you couldn't finish

[00:02:39] Cause writin' rhymes to me is like popeye to spinach

[00:02:41] I'm bad ass move ya' fat ass cause you're wack son

[00:02:44] Dancing around like you think you're Janet Jackson

[00:02:47] Thought you could walk on me to get some ground to walk on

[00:02:49] I'll put the rug out under your ass as I talk on

[00:02:53] I'll take you out like a sniper on a roof

[00:02:55] Like an emcee at the fever in the DJ booth

[00:02:58] With your headphones strapped you're rockin' rewind pause

[00:03:00] Tryin' to figure out what you can do to go for yours

[00:03:03] But like a pencil to a paper I got more to come

[00:03:06] One after another you can all get some

[00:03:08] So you better take your time and meditate on your rhyme

[00:03:11] Cause your shit'll be stinkin' when I go for mine

[00:03:13] And that's right y'all don't get uptight y'all

[00:03:16] You can't say shit because you're biting what I write y'all

[00:03:19] And that's wrong y'all over the long haul

[00:03:22] You can't cut the mustard when you're fronting it all