《The Man In The Santa Suit》歌词

[00:00:08] At the KOC Local 313

[00:00:11] There's a fat man standing by the soda machine

[00:00:15] And he knows he knows he knows

[00:00:18] Life can be funny

[00:00:22] He calls the hair salon says put Loretta on

[00:00:25] Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone

[00:00:29] And I know I know God knows

[00:00:32] We need the money

[00:00:36] And he's a big red cherry

[00:00:38] But it's hard to be merry

[00:00:40] When the kids are all laughing

[00:00:42] Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia

[00:00:45] Ain't he cute

[00:00:46] The man in the Santa suit

[00:00:58] And all the Moms in town bring their brats around

[00:01:01] And they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down

[00:01:04] Now it's up hey how 'bout that

[00:01:08] It looks like a milkshake

[00:01:12] Now Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here

[00:01:15] Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer

[00:01:19] And he says kid shut your mouth

[00:01:22] You give me a headache

[00:01:26] And he's jolly and hairy

[00:01:28] But it's hard to be merry

[00:01:30] When the guys at the bar

[00:01:32] Say he looks like a fairy

[00:01:34] But he's doing it just for the loot

[00:01:36] The man in the Santa suit

[00:02:09] And he's a big red cherry

[00:02:11] He's jolly and hairy

[00:02:13] Everyone's laughing but he doesn't care

[00:02:16] He stays cool

[00:02:18] Ain't he cute

[00:02:19] The man in the Santa suit