《Close But No Cigar(Main Version)》歌词

[00:00:01] Close But No Cigar - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:00:07] Jillian was her name
[00:00:10] She was sweeter than aspartame
[00:00:14] Her kisses reconfigured my DNA
[00:00:17] And after that I never was the same
[00:00:21] And I loved her even more
[00:00:24] Than Marlon Brando loved souffle
[00:00:28] She was gorgeous she was charming
[00:00:32] Yeah she was perfect in every way
[00:00:35] Except she was always using the word "infer"
[00:00:40] When she obviously meant "imply"
[00:00:43] And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing
[00:00:47] But frankly I can't imagine why
[00:00:50] And I told her I said
[00:00:51] "Hey Are we playing horseshoes honey
[00:00:55] No I don't think we are
[00:00:59] You're close (Close )
[00:01:02] But no cigar "
[00:01:07] Then I met sweet young Janet
[00:01:10] Prettiest thing on the planet
[00:01:14] Had a body hotter than a habanjero
[00:01:17] She had lips like a ripe pomegranate
[00:01:21] And I was crazy like Manson about her
[00:01:24] She got me all choked up like Momma Cass
[00:01:28] She had a smile so incredibly radiant
[00:01:31] You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass
[00:01:35] I thought after all these years of searching around
[00:01:39] I'd found my soulmate finally
[00:01:42] But one day I found OUT she actually owned a copy
[00:01:47] Of Joe Dirt on DVD
[00:01:49] Oh no I said
[00:01:51] "Hey Are we lobbing hand grenades kiddo
[00:01:54] No I don't think we are
[00:01:58] You're close (Close )
[00:02:01] Oh so very close (Close )
[00:02:04] Yeah baby you're close (Close )
[00:02:07] So close
[00:02:08] But no cigar "
[00:02:15] (Oh yeah )
[00:02:19] (Oh no )
[00:02:22] (Oh yeah )
[00:02:25] (Oh no )
[00:02:28] (ALL RIGHT )
[00:02:35] Julie played water polo
[00:02:38] She wore a ribbon on her left manolo
[00:02:42] She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near
[00:02:46] My heart was beating like a Buddy Rif solo
[00:02:50] And she was everything I've dreamed of
[00:02:53] She moved right up to 1 on my list
[00:02:57] And did I mention she's a world famous billionare
[00:03:00] Bikini supermodel astrophysicist
[00:03:04] Yeah she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron
[00:03:08] Look like a big fat slobbering pig
[00:03:12] The only caveat is one of her earlobes
[00:03:15] Was just a little tiny bit too big
[00:03:19] I said
[00:03:20] "Hey Are we doing government work here
[00:03:23] No I don't think we are
[00:03:27] You're close (Close )
[00:03:30] So very very close (Close )
[00:03:32] Aaw baby you're close (Close )
[00:03:36] So close
[00:03:37] But no cigar "
[00:03:39] Missed it by that much (No cigar )
[00:03:43] Ah yeah Ah right (No cigar )
[00:03:46] Really really really close (No cigar )
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