《小五义 第289集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 人生在世天天天

[00:00:05] 日月如梭年年年

[00:00:09] 富贵之家有有有

[00:00:12] 贫困之人喊喊喊

[00:00:16] 升官发财贼

[00:00:20] 两腿一蹬

[00:00:22] 完完完

[00:00:27] 这话一点都不假

[00:00:30] 人这一生

[00:00:31] 七情六欲

[00:00:32] 喜怒哀乐

[00:00:34] 什么事儿都会遇上

[00:00:37] 刚停多久也不管

[00:00:40] 苦也不管了

[00:00:42] 两腿一升

[00:00:43] YY 全满

[00:00:47] 拿他们钱文书来说

[00:00:50] 白将军

[00:00:52] 您一共来了多少人

[00:00:54] 就是白某一人

[00:00:57] 还有我新收的这个书童

[00:01:01] 不行

[00:01:01] 不行不行

[00:01:02] 我不是打您地高兴啊

[00:01:05] 这三千万个纸管

[00:01:08] 也慢说你一个人带着个书童

[00:01:12] 您就来十个100个

[00:01:16] 恐怕

[00:01:17] 恐怕也要凶多吉少啊

[00:01:22] 白瑞珍不爱听这种话

[00:01:26] 听说到了三仙岛啊

[00:01:27] 净听这种话

[00:01:29] 没一个说好的

[00:01:32] 一张嘴就这么凶险

[00:01:34] 那么危险

[00:01:35] 一个人不行

[00:01:37] 因此

[00:01:38] 云瑞心里是非常反感

[00:01:40] 冷笑了一声

[00:01:43] 孔大剑

[00:01:45] 多谢您的关照

[00:01:48] 但是我们深入宫门的人就知道

[00:01:51] 抓差办案

[00:01:52] 捕盗捉贼

[00:01:54] 为国家除害死又算得什么呢

[00:01:58] 危险又怕什么

[00:02:01] 啊啊啊

[00:02:03] 数频道失口

[00:02:06] 既然白的将军有着一团瘴气

[00:02:10] 小到不变竹篮呐

[00:02:13] 好吧

[00:02:15] 那就算我白说了

[00:02:18] 这阵儿山药蛋可能吃饱了

[00:02:20] 把筷子一放

[00:02:22] 拿那破袖子蹭蹭嘴

[00:02:24] 哼

[00:02:26] 我

[00:02:26] 你们俩老到什么也不是

[00:02:30] 就知道没事儿在这儿敲木鱼的念佛

[00:02:33] 我家主人什么身份你们知道不

[00:02:37] 因为小达摩

[00:02:40] 我听说那达摩呢

[00:02:42] 就是留下武术的老祖宗尖儿

[00:02:45] 那我加我是小达摩

[00:02:47] 就是你们的小祖宗尖儿

[00:02:52] 白瑞狠狠瞪了他一眼

[00:02:55] 废话

[00:02:56] 哎

[00:02:57] 我

[00:02:57] 我这人没念过书

[00:02:59] 他我不会用词儿

[00:03:01] 但我说的都是真的

[00:03:04] 你们别把那3000贯说得了不起了

[00:03:07] 不就撒泼老大吗

[00:03:09] 我都见过他们

[00:03:11] 嗯

[00:03:12] 另外还有帮贼攒鸡毛凑掸子

[00:03:16] 有什么了不起的

[00:03:18] 我

[00:03:19] 我家主人去了一花了

[00:03:21] 你全都花了

[00:03:25] 大伙听完

[00:03:26] 瞅着一阵冷笑

[00:03:27] 谁也不理他

[00:03:29] 看出来她疯疯癫癫的

[00:03:32] 正在这时候

[00:03:33] 这饭还没等吃完

[00:03:35] 就听院里头

[00:03:42] 孔飞和孔源打了个冷颤

[00:03:45] 把筷子放下

[00:03:46] 远中有人图儿

[00:03:48] 看看是谁a

[00:03:50] 小老大把门儿开开

[00:03:52] 借着灯光里头

[00:03:53] 哎呀我俩啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:03:57] 师傅

[00:03:58] 你快来看看

[00:04:00] 说话间

[00:04:01] 众人把筷子放进了

[00:04:03] 都到了屋门口了

[00:04:05] 牛瑞站在二道的后端

[00:04:08] 扬着头往远看

[00:04:10] 一瞅

[00:04:11] 院里来了十多个

[00:04:14] 一色儿都是青色的衣服

[00:04:16] 配个大狗子

[00:04:18] 有几个人面罩轻纱

[00:04:20] 手里拎着长剑

[00:04:23] 简直跟凶神恶煞一般

[00:04:27] 为首的人长得好像半截黑塔

[00:04:31] 相似平顶

[00:04:32] 身高一丈二尺

[00:04:34] 还挂零

[00:04:36] 他跟那些人穿的不太一样

[00:04:39] 头上戴着五头巾

[00:04:43] 身上是虎皮坎肩儿

[00:04:45] 下边是虎皮的围裙

[00:04:48] 一里杂着一巴掌多宽的皮带子

[00:04:52] 在手里拎着一对短把牛头猪

[00:04:58] 牛头

[00:04:59] Do 是什么呢

[00:05:00] 就像锤似的

[00:05:02] 不过

[00:05:02] 锤是圆的

[00:05:04] 他这玩意像牛

[00:05:05] 脑袋上还带俩犄角

[00:05:08] 藏名刷量

[00:05:11] 看这个年纪

[00:05:12] 也就40 岁左右

[00:05:13] 俩眼倍儿亮

[00:05:15] 借着灯光一照是烁烁放光

[00:05:19] 就知道是一位武林高手

[00:05:22] 您看孔飞和孔圆

[00:05:25] 是南海派出了名的减课

[00:05:28] 但是一看这人儿

[00:05:30] 这俩人就搓了半截儿

[00:05:33] 呃

[00:05:34] 无量天尊

[00:05:36] 大侠

[00:05:38] 言叶之间

[00:05:39] 您怎么来了

[00:05:42] 孔飞

[00:05:43] 据我们得知

[00:05:45] Ri 面小达摩白云瑞

[00:05:47] 这小子已经踏进三仙观的境界

[00:05:52] 到你们这儿来没有

[00:05:56] 这跟机子孔飞

[00:05:59] 之吉子孔元

[00:06:02] 那也不是白给的

[00:06:05] 乃是人中的剑客

[00:06:07] 武艺不比寻常

[00:06:12] 但是

[00:06:13] 在这个黑大哥面前

[00:06:15] 就矬了半截

[00:06:19] 他们并不是怕这个人

[00:06:22] 而是惹不起三仙观的三个观主

[00:06:28] 更惹不起金灯剑客夏随良

[00:06:34] 不辞了

[00:06:36] 就不敢说实话

[00:06:39] 两位老剑客的模样一会儿一变

[00:06:43] 说话是支支吾吾

[00:06:46] 呃

[00:06:47] 这个我也得特别

[00:06:51] 黑的GE 把眼珠子一瞪

[00:06:54] 怎么啦

[00:06:56] 做了什么亏心事了

[00:06:59] 为什么不肯直说

[00:07:02] 白瑞到底来不来

[00:07:07] 白云瑞

[00:07:09] 有心挺身而出

[00:07:11] 把胸脯子一拍来了

[00:07:14] 怎么地吧

[00:07:15] 他想怎么办

[00:07:17] 但是又一想

[00:07:19] 这不是耍光棍的时候

[00:07:22] 我得替人家想想

[00:07:25] 过去啊

[00:07:25] 我就犯这个毛病

[00:07:27] 头脑一热

[00:07:30] 不管不顾

[00:07:32] 为这种事儿

[00:07:33] 我三哥徐良没少说我

[00:07:37] 这个我就不言

[00:07:40] 不等于我怕了你了

[00:07:43] 我得T 2 圣茨这两位观主着想

[00:07:48] 所以云瑞呢

[00:07:49] 也没吱声

[00:07:53] 天挺黑的

[00:07:55] 屋里虽然说展着灯

[00:07:57] 那光亮也不十分靓

[00:08:00] 要这样下去

[00:08:02] 人也就走了

[00:08:05] 坏事儿

[00:08:07] 就坏到山药蛋身上

[00:08:11] 他在人宠中挤出来的

[00:08:15] 把脑瓜子一补了

[00:08:16] 怎么的

[00:08:18] 我来说两句

[00:08:21] 我

[00:08:21] 你张嘴ri 面

[00:08:23] 小达摩闭嘴

[00:08:25] 白云瑞

[00:08:27] 你刷牙没

[00:08:29] 你不怕他吗

[00:08:30] 牙酸口臭

[00:08:32] 沾污了我家主人的名字骂

[00:08:37] 大丈夫光明磊落

[00:08:39] 不躲不藏

[00:08:41] 看见没

[00:08:43] 这就是我家主人小达摩百瑞

[00:08:47] 等了你半天了

[00:08:50] 看这句话说的

[00:08:53] 整个把事儿给掀开了

[00:08:56] 哎哟

[00:08:58] 把两位道爷气的容颜更变

[00:09:03] 就知道这个事儿已经不可收拾

[00:09:09] 来的这个黑的个子

[00:09:12] 杏皮有皮

[00:09:14] 镇善

[00:09:16] 人送

[00:09:17] 绰号叫飞虎玄泰

[00:09:21] 那在三仙岛、南海一带是颇有名气的猛将

[00:09:29] 三相关的大当家的

[00:09:33] 觉觉心一指定阴阳萧道成

[00:09:37] 他是萧道成的爱徒

[00:09:42] 凤萧道成所差

[00:09:45] 来寻找白云瑞的

[00:09:47] 他有后台呀

[00:09:50] 不然的话

[00:09:51] 他比秃尾巴狗还横呢

[00:09:57] 事情已经被揭开了

[00:09:59] 皮振山哇哇怪叫哦

[00:10:04] 闹了半天

[00:10:05] 姓白的躲在这儿

[00:10:08] 看来我们得弟消息是一点儿都不假

[00:10:11] 耳环不出来

[00:10:13] 受死等待和事儿

[00:10:17] 没等白云瑞动手

[00:10:19] 山药蛋先蹦出去了

[00:10:22] 我说你这小子不识好歹

[00:10:26] 我家主人那么高的身份能跟你伸手来接全

[00:10:32] 它蹦起来

[00:10:34] 照着陂镇山就是一个通天炮

[00:10:39] 那个全出去

[00:10:40] 晃晃悠悠的

[00:10:41] 连个直线儿都不走

[00:10:44] 打生人能有劲儿吗

[00:10:46] 再者一说

[00:10:48] 也打不上

[00:10:51] 飞虎玄坛

[00:10:53] 陂镇山一看全来了嗨

[00:10:56] 往旁边一闪身

[00:10:58] 把权给夺过来

[00:11:01] 他这个

[00:11:02] 比山药蛋糕这一半儿还出头呢

[00:11:06] 他打他不费劲儿

[00:11:09] 伸出大手就碰一把

[00:11:13] 把山药蛋的扣子给薅住了

[00:11:16] 连帽子在头发几乎到手里头网上

[00:11:19] E Ling

[00:11:20] 像拎包儿似的提到半空

[00:11:24] 这回山药蛋可妥了

[00:11:26] 手刨脚蹬

[00:11:28] 上不着天是吓不着D

[00:11:30] 哎哎哎啊

[00:11:36] 我他妈摔死你

[00:11:40] 说话间

[00:11:42] 皮振山轮起膀子来

[00:11:45] 就想把山药蛋给摔死

[00:11:49] 白云瑞能答应吗

[00:11:52] 林瑞欣说

[00:11:53] 不管怎么讲

[00:11:55] 这山药蛋这个人呢

[00:11:57] 还不错

[00:11:59] 虽然神典典有时候做出事来叫人很可爱

[00:12:05] 我满口应承

[00:12:06] 带着他

[00:12:07] 他就是我的人了

[00:12:09] 倘若有个三长两短

[00:12:11] 我也对不起良心

[00:12:14] 见此焉涌俳炯沉

[00:12:19] 小达摩也是个机经

[00:12:22] 在这屋里脚尖一踩着一蹭

[00:12:26] 一道闪光就跳到院了

[00:12:29] 直到陂镇山面前

[00:12:33] 云瑞把双掌一合

[00:12:35] 使了个老君关门

[00:12:39] 又叫双撞掌

[00:12:41] 直奔陂镇山的左右软肋

[00:12:47] 瑞梅心把他打死

[00:12:50] 意思呢我这一打你一朵

[00:12:53] 你的注意力就分散了

[00:12:56] 我完全有可能把山药蛋给救了

[00:13:00] 出乎意料的是什么呢

[00:13:03] 皮振山这小子没躲

[00:13:06] 因此

[00:13:08] J 双掌打了个结结实实啊

[00:13:15] 可坏了

[00:13:18] 随着掌声就健脾

[00:13:20] 振山双脚离B

[00:13:23] 腾空而起

[00:13:25] 被白瑞打出有三丈六尺

[00:13:29] 多远

[00:13:34] 一个跟头摔倒在地

[00:13:37] 胳膊扬了两下

[00:13:39] 腿抽动了两下

[00:13:41] 脑袋一扑棱不动

[00:13:43] 很

[00:13:44] 在开始及七窍流血

[00:13:47] 死于非命

[00:13:51] 他手里还抓着山药蛋

[00:13:54] 他摔出这么远去

[00:13:56] 山药蛋也跟着摔得刚一生把俩腿一蹬

[00:14:01] 也没钱儿

[00:14:03] 思念

[00:14:05] 云瑞脑子嗡了一声

[00:14:08] 不是心疼他

[00:14:09] 是心疼山药蛋

[00:14:12] 心说怪事二

[00:14:15] 这小子来了

[00:14:16] 喳喳呼呼俩眼倍儿亮

[00:14:19] 看这样功底儿浅不了

[00:14:24] 怎么这个长瞪眼儿他就没躲开呢

[00:14:27] 他老老实实教给揍了

[00:14:31] 我并没有答复他的意思

[00:14:33] 结果还真打死了

[00:14:37] 再看看身后那些人啊

[00:14:40] 好

[00:14:41] 那就睡

[00:14:43] 杀人偿命

[00:14:44] 欠债还钱

[00:14:45] 你等着才能入住

[00:14:50] 一打胡哨是分身上墙

[00:14:54] 都跑了

[00:14:56] 干什么呢

[00:14:57] 回去送信儿去了

[00:15:01] 永远也顾不得别的

[00:15:04] 先来到陂镇山

[00:15:06] 近前一瞅

[00:15:06] 死定啦

[00:15:08] 大口的血饼子都吐出来了

[00:15:12] 瑞仔细看he

[00:15:14] 把干还打出一块

[00:15:16] 你就说这一掌厉害不厉害

[00:15:20] 然后又直奔山药蛋

[00:15:23] 摸着摸着都凉啦

[00:15:26] 把鱼给急的

[00:15:28] 赶紧给他舒筋活血

[00:15:32] 给他V 1 慌B

[00:15:35] 捶后背啪的钱心

[00:15:38] 好半天山药蛋才缓过来

[00:15:42] 哎哎

[00:15:44] 我的娘啊

[00:15:47] 我的屁股大概摔成四瓣儿了

[00:15:52] 云瑞一听他说话

[00:15:54] 心才放下

[00:15:56] 起来起来活动活动

[00:15:58] 摔坏没

[00:15:59] 我我试试啊哎

[00:16:02] 哎

[00:16:03] 真不错

[00:16:04] 腿没折

[00:16:06] 哎哎

[00:16:08] 胳膊也没断

[00:16:09] 嘿嘿嘿

[00:16:11] 主人那你放心

[00:16:13] 我他妈生来就是贱骨头

[00:16:17] 金衰又简陋

[00:16:20] 你看

[00:16:20] 我寻思摔死了我就享福了

[00:16:23] 怎么没钱又活过来了

[00:16:25] 没事儿您放心吧

[00:16:28] 白瑞看这家真进水

[00:16:31] 把地砸了个坑

[00:16:34] 哎呀

[00:16:35] 这心那才感觉到轻松

[00:16:39] 可证J 镇孔飞、孔渊

[00:16:43] 两位剑客过来一把

[00:16:46] 拉住白哥瑞

[00:16:48] 对

[00:16:51] 白将军

[00:16:53] 你呢

[00:16:54] 可闯了大祸啦

[00:16:58] 死者叫陂

[00:17:00] 镇善

[00:17:01] 乃是三鲜罐头一个大当家的萧道成的爱to

[00:17:07] 此人

[00:17:09] 仰仗着师傅的势力

[00:17:11] 在南海一带横行霸道

[00:17:15] 说一不二

[00:17:17] 您这一掌把他给灌死

[00:17:20] 萧道成其能答应

[00:17:23] 这不

[00:17:23] 有人去送信儿去了

[00:17:25] 用不了一会儿三仙观的群飞

[00:17:29] 就得来报复我

[00:17:32] 小达摩

[00:17:34] 现在我什么也不说了

[00:17:36] 是非之地不可久留

[00:17:39] 带着你这书童逃命去吧

[00:17:44] 那你们二位

[00:17:45] 哎呀

[00:17:46] 我们也待不了了

[00:17:49] 可他这块宝地也得放弃啦

[00:17:54] 带着我们的徒弟

[00:17:55] 只好远走高飞

[00:17:59] 说着

[00:18:00] 转身要回屋收拾东西

[00:18:04] 山药蛋这大哥缓过劲儿来了

[00:18:07] 把脑瓜子卜楞卜楞清了清嗓子哑着个脖子

[00:18:13] 他交换开大不大

[00:18:17] 我的二位大爷

[00:18:21] 你们刚才说的话我全听见了

[00:18:24] 真叫我要饭的人可怕一笑

[00:18:29] 哦

[00:18:31] 你笑什么

[00:18:33] 我说你们二位还是练5 D

[00:18:36] 那小名儿还叫什么剑客

[00:18:40] 比侠客还高着一层

[00:18:45] 闹了半天

[00:18:46] 你们俩狗屁不是

[00:18:50] 啊

[00:18:50] 答复这么个性皮的

[00:18:53] 就把你俩吓成这模样

[00:18:56] 那萧道成要来了

[00:18:59] 大概你们俩真混就得出鞘

[00:19:03] 真给练武术的丢人

[00:19:08] 我家主人做的不对吗

[00:19:10] 太对了

[00:19:12] 这才叫英雄呢

[00:19:15] 按理说

[00:19:17] 他替咱们武林人打一提了气

[00:19:20] 震了微风

[00:19:22] 你们应当鼓掌赞成

[00:19:26] 应该把胸脯鼓起来

[00:19:29] 帮着我家的主人大破三仙观

[00:19:33] 这才配当剑客二字

[00:19:38] 结果吓得你们卷包要逃跑

[00:19:41] 难道不叫人发叫骂

[00:19:45] 算了算了

[00:19:47] 宁芙竹竿不扶井绳

[00:19:51] 没出息的货

[00:19:53] 到什么时候也没出息

[00:19:56] 我就记住这两句话了

[00:19:58] 狼啊

[00:19:59] 走遍天下吃肉

[00:20:02] 狗到什么地方也得吃屎

[00:20:06] 你们两位连吃屎都赶不上热乎的滚滚耶

[00:20:13] 眼前就是一场横祸