《栾蒲包与丰泽园076集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 人得喜事

[00:00:03] 精神爽

[00:00:05] 闷来愁肠盹

[00:00:07] 睡多

[00:00:09] 这话一点都不假

[00:00:12] 人这一生也有不少喜事儿

[00:00:15] 福建都爱活着干什么呢

[00:00:17] 嗯

[00:00:18] 刮一下分了

[00:00:19] 房子一下进来急了一下

[00:00:22] 涨了工资了一下

[00:00:24] 升了官了

[00:00:25] 一下中了

[00:00:26] 踩了高兴

[00:00:28] 那那神情他不一样

[00:00:30] 精神爽吧

[00:00:32] 要玩也值了

[00:00:33] 脸上有笑纹

[00:00:35] 遇上密室了

[00:00:36] 爱打盹

[00:00:37] 唉

[00:00:37] 发愁

[00:00:38] 没事儿

[00:00:39] 在那块儿

[00:00:39] 无精打采

[00:00:41] 这是一点都不假的事儿

[00:00:43] 精神主导一切

[00:00:46] 拿栾蒲包来说

[00:00:49] 取了雅丽

[00:00:52] 知书达礼

[00:00:55] 这女人就相当相当不错

[00:00:58] 现在又来了一桢桢

[00:01:01] 如获至宝能不高兴

[00:01:04] 这些日子走道儿就跟驾云差不多少没翻脸

[00:01:09] 轻飘飘的

[00:01:11] 哎

[00:01:11] 怎么地

[00:01:12] 兴奋地睡不着觉

[00:01:15] 跟关雅丽商量

[00:01:16] 婚事怎么举行日子定的腊月26

[00:01:21] 这是定下来都同意

[00:01:23] 这个规模相当小

[00:01:26] 雅丽就一皱眉

[00:01:27] 这样是不是

[00:01:29] 真正愿意

[00:01:31] 姚老板

[00:01:32] 是否同意你放心

[00:01:34] 事先我都争取了意见

[00:01:37] 这是真真地主意

[00:01:39] 他同意这样办

[00:01:41] 相反地大肆张扬

[00:01:43] 他还反对

[00:01:45] 哟

[00:01:45] 真是难得的好姑娘

[00:01:48] 既然这样的话

[00:01:49] 一切就按真正的意思办

[00:01:54] 书说简短

[00:01:56] 光阴似箭

[00:01:58] 日月如梭

[00:01:59] 一转眼吃不楞登

[00:02:02] 到了腊月26

[00:02:06] 按照原计划

[00:02:07] 就在他们家里

[00:02:10] 校场头条13号

[00:02:12] 收拾的干干净净

[00:02:15] 一进屋

[00:02:16] 暖气扑脸

[00:02:18] 房子得靠东头

[00:02:20] 这边是洞房

[00:02:22] 早都给收拾好了

[00:02:24] 被褥都是新的

[00:02:27] 都是关雅丽给张罗的

[00:02:29] 两个老太太也没闲着

[00:02:32] 嗯

[00:02:33] 所以哥儿八个来了

[00:02:35] 姚泽圣到了就是自己一家人摆了那么两桌

[00:02:42] 孩子大人既有天伦之乐

[00:02:45] 又举行了简朴的婚礼

[00:02:49] 当然啦

[00:02:50] 真的

[00:02:52] 和栾蒲包都穿着新衣服

[00:02:55] 向双方的老人行了礼

[00:02:57] 磕了头

[00:02:58] 那年头还讲究磕头呢

[00:03:01] 现在咱简化了

[00:03:03] 现在也就是练

[00:03:06] 骂

[00:03:07] 这就不错啦

[00:03:08] 顶多过年过节了

[00:03:10] 行个礼

[00:03:12] 哎

[00:03:12] 爸爸你过年好吗

[00:03:14] 祝您生日快乐玩

[00:03:16] 那时候礼仪繁多的磕头

[00:03:19] 这叫大理

[00:03:22] 喝完头

[00:03:23] 两头老人特别高兴

[00:03:25] 吃喝玩乐

[00:03:26] 你哥几个走了

[00:03:28] 别耽误人家的好事

[00:03:31] 栾蒲包和真真双双进了洞房

[00:03:37] 一栋房子收拾的干干净净

[00:03:40] 另外呢

[00:03:41] 也不显得素气

[00:03:43] 大人床

[00:03:45] 水红色的杖子帘儿挂着

[00:03:48] 闪断被褥

[00:03:50] 干干净净

[00:03:52] 桌子、椅子锃明刷亮

[00:03:54] 都是鲜花

[00:03:56] 窗户帘儿吹着必是地毯

[00:04:01] 两个人呢

[00:04:02] 坐在床上

[00:04:03] 洞房花烛吗

[00:04:06] 这人这一生是极大的快乐

[00:04:10] 真真眼睛盯着栾蒲包、栾蒲包的眼睛盯着珍珍

[00:04:18] 两个人是相对无言

[00:04:22] 怎么不说话了

[00:04:24] 该说的话都说的差不离儿了

[00:04:27] 没话可说了

[00:04:30] 这个眼镜就会说话

[00:04:33] 这一看就代表着万语千言

[00:04:37] 但是两个人的手握在一起是嫉妒万分

[00:04:44] 龙泊湾拉着真真地手

[00:04:48] 心里说真的

[00:04:50] 这可是真的

[00:04:52] 这一点假的也没有

[00:04:54] 老天爷的心太善良

[00:04:58] 想啥来啥

[00:05:00] 拿我栾蒲包来说我我是个讨饭的孩子

[00:05:05] 我叫狗生

[00:05:07] 当年的时候连饭我都吃不上

[00:05:11] 为了吃口饱饭

[00:05:13] 我是四处漂流

[00:05:15] 我过的啥日子

[00:05:17] 哎

[00:05:18] 那个哪有想娶媳妇还挑拣的

[00:05:21] 连想都不敢想

[00:05:23] 后来到新丰楼做了小丽包

[00:05:26] 蹭大勺干苦力活

[00:05:29] 我怎么熬扯出来

[00:05:31] 我才有今天

[00:05:34] 如花似玉的媳妇儿就坐在我的眼前

[00:05:38] 我大字不识

[00:05:40] 人家是高材生

[00:05:43] 从长相上来讲

[00:05:45] 人家如花似玉貌美天仙

[00:05:48] 我就是普普通通的一个人

[00:05:51] 哪一点配不配

[00:05:53] 但这是真的

[00:05:55] 老天爷真睁了眼了

[00:05:57] 菩萨真是保佑啊

[00:06:00] 她心激动的说不出来

[00:06:04] 和在真人的眼里

[00:06:06] 她最爱的男人就是栾蒲包

[00:06:11] 虽然说栾蒲包长得一般

[00:06:13] 个儿也不那么高五短身材

[00:06:16] 但是怎么看怎么喜欢

[00:06:19] 大概这就是情人眼里出西施

[00:06:23] 旁边的人看得清楚

[00:06:27] 他怎么嫁给他了

[00:06:28] 就说那些一朵鲜花插在**上了

[00:06:32] 怎么他看上他了

[00:06:33] 你看他媳妇儿长得人高马大的

[00:06:36] 听这小伙儿这么水灵娶啥样都娶不着

[00:06:40] 旁人的语录

[00:06:42] 情人眼里出西施

[00:06:44] 怎么看怎么顺的

[00:06:46] 咱们瞅着怎么那么美

[00:06:49] 你说的这个小

[00:06:50] 他看着葛好

[00:06:52] 要不说这人呢

[00:06:53] 就这样

[00:06:55] 两个人相对无言

[00:06:58] 能做了能有十分钟

[00:07:02] 后来栾蒲包才说话

[00:07:05] 真的

[00:07:07] 天不早了

[00:07:09] 咱们早点儿歇着吧

[00:07:12] 那我给你打洗脚水

[00:07:14] 先烫烫脚

[00:07:16] 我都在澡堂子都喜欢

[00:07:18] 那也别看他

[00:07:20] 珍珍下地给打洗脚水

[00:07:23] 咋来了

[00:07:23] 这拖鞋

[00:07:24] 然后解衣宽带

[00:07:26] 就想休息

[00:07:28] 应该听明白了啊

[00:07:31] 一会儿才快

[00:07:33] 易捷贷休息

[00:07:34] 现在还没休息

[00:07:36] 要烫脚

[00:07:37] 还没等趟地功夫

[00:07:39] 话分两头

[00:07:41] 单说关雅丽

[00:07:44] 关雅丽在内头那房间

[00:07:47] 栾学堂就跟她住在内屋

[00:07:49] 现在是洞房花烛挪在这屋里

[00:07:52] 原来夫妻两个人在屋里

[00:07:54] 头又说又笑

[00:07:56] 谈谈天说说地说说买卖

[00:07:59] 说说家庭

[00:08:01] 今天可好

[00:08:03] 连一个唠嗑作伴儿的都没

[00:08:06] 他空前觉着孤单单冷清清没抓没落的压力

[00:08:13] 就傻了

[00:08:14] 往那一坐

[00:08:16] 身上觉得发冷

[00:08:19] 心里头发票怎么那么烦躁

[00:08:23] 眼泪掉下来

[00:08:26] 冠雅力气说话

[00:08:28] 我苦啊我呀

[00:08:30] 看我的表面上

[00:08:32] 我出生在名门

[00:08:35] 我娘

[00:08:37] 那是郡王妃啊

[00:08:39] 我是黄骨一份

[00:08:41] 连溥仪皇帝还得管我叫一声姑姑

[00:08:46] 我们家何等地高贵

[00:08:49] 时过境迁

[00:08:51] 改朝换代

[00:08:53] 啥也不是

[00:08:55] 沦落成平民百姓

[00:08:59] 这还不说

[00:09:00] 吃口晚饭也行

[00:09:02] 我的命怎么这么不好

[00:09:05] 遇上一个花花公子

[00:09:07] 想要变污我的身子

[00:09:10] 我奋起反抗

[00:09:11] 一失手

[00:09:13] 把他给打死

[00:09:15] 为此摊了人命

[00:09:17] 官司被判处死刑

[00:09:20] 怎么那么巧遇上了王恩普把我给赎出来

[00:09:26] 又把我放在**住了一晚上

[00:09:29] 第二天

[00:09:30] 他又把我赎出来就住的这13 号

[00:09:34] 我做了汪恩普的外事

[00:09:37] 他那么大的年纪

[00:09:38] 我这么年轻

[00:09:40] 他那么不是人

[00:09:42] 我给他做外事小老婆

[00:09:45] 苦不苦

[00:09:47] 委屈不委屈

[00:09:50] 老天保佑

[00:09:52] 遇上了学堂a 学堂那个人怎么就那么好

[00:09:57] 我们俩知疼知热

[00:09:59] 这一辈子我心满意足了

[00:10:01] 为他我倾家荡产我都看

[00:10:05] 可是偏偏学堂爱上的真人

[00:10:10] 真的有那么爱学堂

[00:10:12] 我长期他们的好事

[00:10:14] 这是应该的

[00:10:17] 我算积德行善

[00:10:18] 我有罪

[00:10:19] 我这叫赎罪

[00:10:21] 可是

[00:10:24] 你滋味儿受不了

[00:10:25] 说是说做是做

[00:10:29] 他那屋洞房花烛

[00:10:31] 多高兴

[00:10:32] 多亲密

[00:10:34] 可能这会儿两个人说不尽的甜言蜜语

[00:10:40] 两个人不定多高兴

[00:10:42] 可是我呢

[00:10:45] 孤单单冷清清

[00:10:48] JJ 滋味实在难熬

[00:10:51] 别想

[00:10:51] 别想

[00:10:52] 别想

[00:10:52] 睡觉睡觉

[00:10:54] 躺在床上烙被窝

[00:10:56] 把脑袋蒙上

[00:10:57] 睡不着

[00:10:58] 拿过酒来吨吨吨吨吨吨

[00:11:01] 喝了几口又蒙上被躺下了

[00:11:04] 这回睡着了

[00:11:05] 刚睡着

[00:11:06] 做开噩梦

[00:11:09] 门一开哦

[00:11:11] 栾蒲包进来

[00:11:13] 就在梦里头

[00:11:15] 他就起来了

[00:11:17] 血糖啊

[00:11:18] 你怎么来了洞房花烛啊

[00:11:21] 你不陪着

[00:11:22] 真真你上我这屋干嘛了

[00:11:24] 就见栾蒲包满面陪笑也不回答了

[00:11:29] 呵呵

[00:11:30] 扑到自己身边

[00:11:31] 把自己狠狠的抱住

[00:11:33] 亲起来没完

[00:11:36] 雅丽闭着眼睛

[00:11:38] 后来把眼睁开

[00:11:39] 你看呀

[00:11:42] 不是

[00:11:42] 栾蒲包又变成了弯弯普纳大猪头

[00:11:48] 可把雅丽气坏了

[00:11:50] 汪恩婆

[00:11:51] 你不是个人呢

[00:11:53] 你把我害苦了

[00:11:55] 你干什么来还想找我的便宜呢

[00:11:57] 我鼓励奋力一搏

[00:12:01] 把汪恩普给摆脱了

[00:12:04] 哪知道汪恩普一伸手把抽匣拉开

[00:12:07] 从里面拿出一把刀子

[00:12:09] 一阵地名校啊

[00:12:12] 我靠你

[00:12:14] 你把我坑苦啦

[00:12:17] 栾蒲包占了我的房子罢了

[00:12:20] 我的人

[00:12:21] 这口气我出不来

[00:12:23] 我非要报仇

[00:12:24] 一接刀子扑就离了

[00:12:28] 跟真理一样

[00:12:30] 这是做梦

[00:12:32] 这一刀正好扎在心上

[00:12:35] 关雅丽惨叫一声

[00:12:38] 啊

[00:12:42] 真是心疼

[00:12:44] 这一嗓子一喊

[00:12:46] 全院都停

[00:12:48] 夜深人静

[00:12:50] 紧跟着雅丽

[00:12:52] 哇

[00:12:52] 丢人呐

[00:12:53] 丢人啊

[00:12:57] 栾蒲包呢

[00:12:58] 刚把袜子脱下来

[00:13:00] 还没等他那脚就听这一嗓子

[00:13:03] 可把他吓坏了

[00:13:05] 谁好像雅丽真真地点了点头

[00:13:09] 怎么雅丽呢

[00:13:10] 屋出事儿了

[00:13:11] 快去看看

[00:13:12] 两个人疯刺烽火自我

[00:13:15] 栾蒲包

[00:13:16] 连鞋袜子都没穿啊

[00:13:21] 到那屋去看去

[00:13:23] 俩老太太也起来了

[00:13:25] 怎么啦

[00:13:25] 出啥事儿了

[00:13:27] 等进屋一看坏了

[00:13:29] 就见雅丽呢

[00:13:31] 脸都没人色

[00:13:32] 还在梦中没醒

[00:13:34] 哆嗦成一个个儿

[00:13:38] 雅丽雅丽

[00:13:42] 快快请大夫请大夫

[00:13:45] 这全家人就忙乎开了

[00:13:48] 后来把大夫请来了

[00:13:50] 带我到这儿一听一看哦

[00:13:53] 没有多大的危险

[00:13:55] 他可能是有心事

[00:13:57] 惊吓过度

[00:13:59] 扎一针

[00:14:00] 安定安定就好

[00:14:02] 扎完了针

[00:14:03] 吃完药

[00:14:04] 大夫走了

[00:14:05] 天快亮

[00:14:07] 这折腾一夜

[00:14:09] 那边儿洞房花烛也没成

[00:14:11] 没等睡觉呢

[00:14:14] 等关雅丽明白过来

[00:14:17] 小脸煞白

[00:14:18] 判若两人

[00:14:21] 一看栾蒲包一看真吓的

[00:14:24] 那样他就哭

[00:14:27] 我做了个梦啊

[00:14:29] 把大家都惊扰了

[00:14:31] 我不是人

[00:14:32] 别这么说

[00:14:33] 压力啊

[00:14:34] 别这么说哎

[00:14:35] 你是有心事啊

[00:14:37] 好好养病

[00:14:38] 好好养病

[00:14:40] 珍珍也说话雅丽姐

[00:14:43] 大夫说你有心病

[00:14:46] 雅丽姐

[00:14:47] 你好好养着

[00:14:49] 很快就康复

[00:14:52] 真真说到这儿

[00:14:53] 你甩脸回了自己的屋

[00:14:58] 魔王觉着不正常

[00:15:00] 呆了一会儿

[00:15:01] 转身也回屋

[00:15:02] 再找珍珍踪迹

[00:15:05] 不见收拾收拾东西回家了

[00:15:09] 天还黑着

[00:15:10] 讷斯靓不靓的功夫

[00:15:11] 你走

[00:15:15] 萝卜挖一坨马

[00:15:16] 真真挑理了

[00:15:19] 压力不像是装

[00:15:20] 这是真的

[00:15:22] 还有一盒一事

[00:15:24] 我们这儿呢

[00:15:25] 亲亲热热洞房花烛给他

[00:15:28] 一个人抛在这儿

[00:15:30] 他心里肯定不是滋味

[00:15:32] 这就不错啦

[00:15:35] 一般地女人能干出这事儿来吗

[00:15:37] 嗯

[00:15:38] 哎

[00:15:38] 这怎么办

[00:15:41] 要不就是会说那么一句话为人

[00:15:44] 别娶俩老婆

[00:15:46] 两个老婆饭争夺

[00:15:48] 大老婆说

[00:15:50] 今天我要吃过水的面

[00:15:52] 二老婆说今天我偏吃蒸饽饽又砸碗

[00:15:56] 又咋过

[00:15:58] 这日子没法过

[00:16:00] 这还没那样

[00:16:02] 就就这样就受不了

[00:16:05] 咱们安歇他们都不说

[00:16:08] 再说

[00:16:09] 姚善人

[00:16:10] 姚泽圣

[00:16:12] 姚泽圣的日子也不好过

[00:16:15] 你别看家里有巨资

[00:16:17] 女儿嫁出去了

[00:16:19] 从13号儿出来之后

[00:16:21] 回到家往沙发上一躺

[00:16:24] 睡着了

[00:16:26] 累了

[00:16:27] 等醒了之后就喊真的

[00:16:30] 真的

[00:16:31] 给爸打完水了

[00:16:34] 没人答应

[00:16:36] 那等清醒过来才知道对

[00:16:39] 我女儿嫁

[00:16:41] 不是我家的人

[00:16:44] 想起了夫人

[00:16:45] 早死拉扯女儿成人

[00:16:48] 相依为命

[00:16:50] 形影不离

[00:16:52] 那是我心头的肉

[00:16:54] 一旦嫁出去不回来

[00:16:58] 当爹的心里是滋味吗

[00:17:01] 姚泽圣从来不掉眼泪

[00:17:04] 一个人在客厅里

[00:17:05] 眼泪掉下来

[00:17:07] 后来又一想

[00:17:09] 我是什么人

[00:17:11] 真真的是外星人能跟你过一辈子吗

[00:17:14] 你怎么糊涂了呢

[00:17:16] 哎

[00:17:17] 你哭什么呢

[00:17:19] 自己还有点后悔

[00:17:21] 但是

[00:17:23] 坐不是站不是

[00:17:25] 拿本书翻了翻了

[00:17:28] 哦

[00:17:28] 还拿到了

[00:17:29] 也不知道那书上都印的是什么

[00:17:31] 看不下去

[00:17:32] 把留声机打开上了条

[00:17:36] 然后翻了骗子歌声唱

[00:17:39] 真听了听资呀呀呀呀呀也听不下去

[00:17:43] 不行

[00:17:43] 怎么这么闹心

[00:17:45] 心惊肉跳

[00:17:47] 出去溜达溜达

[00:17:49] 给同德浩打个电话

[00:17:51] 坐汽车

[00:17:52] 到自己买卖家了

[00:17:54] 他那大客厅又漂亮

[00:17:55] 坐一会儿还闹心

[00:17:57] 在打电话

[00:17:58] 把好朋友同仁堂的乐的少爷西单大老板拥远胜里奇都给找人打麻将啊

[00:18:07] 嗯

[00:18:09] 好不容易打了四圈麻将

[00:18:12] 后来也是不欢而散

[00:18:14] 他又回到家里头

[00:18:15] 刚进门儿

[00:18:17] 这阵阵风四风火似火就跑进

[00:18:23] 家门