《清官册075集》歌词

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[00:00:03] 照B 想叫一个人假扮新娘

[00:00:08] 这人很难挑

[00:00:12] 首先选的是小一

[00:00:14] 都没钱

[00:00:15] 量也年轻

[00:00:17] 小伙儿长得也帅气

[00:00:18] 长得也系列

[00:00:20] 但是钱亮说的

[00:00:22] 叫我冲锋陷阵怎么的都行

[00:00:26] 干这活儿我干不了

[00:00:28] 您那另选旁人

[00:00:31] 哎

[00:00:32] 是啊

[00:00:33] 这也不能强人所难

[00:00:35] 对吧

[00:00:36] A

[00:00:37] 我是张景龙

[00:00:39] 你长得也挺帅气

[00:00:42] 个虽然高遮一点儿

[00:00:43] 再叫里头一窝吧谁能去测量啊

[00:00:47] 女光新娘

[00:00:49] 你看怎么样呃

[00:00:51] 张景龙说

[00:00:52] 赵老爷

[00:00:53] 我跟钱亮一样

[00:00:55] 怎么的都行

[00:00:56] 就这活儿我干不了

[00:00:58] 另选旁人

[00:00:59] 说什么我也不能答应谢

[00:01:04] 这

[00:01:04] 这这

[00:01:05] 总而言之

[00:01:07] 照壁犯难了

[00:01:08] 人不少

[00:01:10] 合适的很少很少的

[00:01:13] 怎么办呢

[00:01:15] 谁都没想到

[00:01:17] 这位新出世的英雄傻小子杜科雄在旁边听出门道来了

[00:01:24] 呃呃

[00:01:26] 我

[00:01:26] 我小脑瓜

[00:01:28] 你看我

[00:01:29] 我装新娘怎么样

[00:01:32] 一句话

[00:01:33] 大伙挖全了开

[00:01:36] 有你的新娘

[00:01:38] 跟眉毛的大狗熊差不多

[00:01:40] 少五大三粗

[00:01:42] 能有新娘五个分领陈相华

[00:01:46] 马可照B

[00:01:48] 长不长的眼睛

[00:01:51] AA

[00:01:52] 我看还可以

[00:01:54] 咱J 新娘就是胖点的对不对

[00:01:57] 说啥

[00:01:58] 小子

[00:01:58] 你过来

[00:02:00] 你愿意呗

[00:02:01] 金鸟re

[00:02:03] 有饭吃就行

[00:02:04] 嘿

[00:02:05] 好吃的有的是

[00:02:07] 但是你小子可得听话

[00:02:10] 你要把事给弄砸了

[00:02:12] 我告诉你

[00:02:13] 大饼卷肉什么都没了

[00:02:16] 呃

[00:02:17] 你八天

[00:02:17] 呃呃

[00:02:18] 可不行

[00:02:19] 你说啥的

[00:02:20] 让我吃饭

[00:02:21] 那你得听话啊

[00:02:23] 老老实实装新娘

[00:02:26] 一句话不准多说

[00:02:28] 不准哼

[00:02:29] 不准哈

[00:02:30] 不准挪地方

[00:02:32] 到那儿拜了天地

[00:02:34] 入了洞房

[00:02:35] 你就在那儿摸黑呆着

[00:02:38] 多咱那新郎官啊

[00:02:40] 你也记不住名儿

[00:02:41] 反正我告诉你吧

[00:02:43] 叫黄强

[00:02:45] 叫黄强

[00:02:46] 进了洞房就交给你了

[00:02:48] 给我

[00:02:48] 为什么

[00:02:50] 别整死啊

[00:02:52] 要一口活气儿的

[00:02:53] 最好把他生擒活拿

[00:02:57] 懂得什么叫生擒活拿

[00:03:00] 就是有口气还没死

[00:03:01] 哎

[00:03:01] 对了

[00:03:03] 最好这么办

[00:03:04] 你小子要办成这事儿立了大功一件

[00:03:08] 见着咱们总范东大饼卷肉管够吃

[00:03:13] 懂吗

[00:03:13] 哦

[00:03:14] 那就行呢

[00:03:14] 行呢

[00:03:15] 交给我去上旁边儿去背词去

[00:03:18] 我刚才教给你这套话

[00:03:20] 反复的背

[00:03:22] 一会儿我还得考你

[00:03:23] 你行不行

[00:03:25] 你这傻小子

[00:03:26] 还真动了心

[00:03:27] 记了往墙角一做

[00:03:29] 掰着手指在那算账

[00:03:31] 嘴里嘟嘟囔囔

[00:03:33] 要听话别说话

[00:03:36] 在屋里一呆

[00:03:37] 把内小子逮住

[00:03:39] 要活气儿

[00:03:40] 别整死

[00:03:41] 嘿嘿

[00:03:43] 记住

[00:03:43] 嘿嘿

[00:03:45] 大伙瞅着他乐

[00:03:47] 傻家伙有傻人缘

[00:03:50] 照B 按下

[00:03:51] 他不说

[00:03:52] 跟黄天霸一商量

[00:03:54] 咱们谁办成送亲的

[00:03:57] 脸儿熟的人不行

[00:04:00] 怕叫人家认出来

[00:04:01] 得找内敛而声的相隐龙、银、虎啊这样的路面儿都没事儿

[00:04:07] 应该很少跟他们打交道

[00:04:10] 照B 1 想

[00:04:11] 我也化化妆也办成送亲人呢

[00:04:15] 因为照B 为什么跟着

[00:04:17] 他是个精细的人

[00:04:19] 全靠她张罗

[00:04:21] 离开他就直不开炮

[00:04:24] 照B 分派完了

[00:04:26] 想起一件大事儿来

[00:04:28] 跟黄天霸一商议

[00:04:30] 把本地巡检兹巡检辰的姥爷

[00:04:36] 别找了

[00:04:38] 打过交道

[00:04:39] 那是五官呢

[00:04:41] 巡检司就是巡检本地治安的

[00:04:45] 手下有兵全呢

[00:04:48] 辰的姥爷进了小王伽陀

[00:04:51] 等到了老梁家

[00:04:53] 进屋一看

[00:04:55] 全是苏州府的官员

[00:04:58] 他不知道发生什么事儿

[00:05:01] 他认识黄田坝

[00:05:02] 和赵B 经常打交道

[00:05:04] 过来跟黄田坝界里用黄堵头

[00:05:08] 您在这儿啊

[00:05:09] 陈大老爷今天晚上把您给请的

[00:05:12] 有件大事儿咱们商议

[00:05:15] 您吩咐什么事儿

[00:05:18] 黄田坝是个都头

[00:05:20] 有什么权利派给人家活呢

[00:05:23] 这得仰仗着知府大人施世纶

[00:05:28] 知府大人有交代

[00:05:30] 我们今天晚上要采取行动

[00:05:33] 超黄梁庄对付王龙凤啊

[00:05:40] 瞬间一听

[00:05:41] 吓得可不行啊

[00:05:43] 黄龙凤老虎的屁股摸不得

[00:05:48] 但是施大人有话

[00:05:51] 必须采取行动

[00:05:53] 他受施大人D 节制

[00:05:56] 敢不听公是公私是私

[00:06:00] 黄田坝严肃认真

[00:06:03] 因此

[00:06:04] 陈德老爷点头

[00:06:06] 黄猪头

[00:06:07] 我具体干哪些

[00:06:10] 您那马上回去调动军队

[00:06:12] 你手下有多少人

[00:06:14] 哎呀

[00:06:14] 我管的人不多

[00:06:16] 一共240 个

[00:06:18] 全调动

[00:06:20] 各拿绳索、刀枪棍棒

[00:06:23] 埋伏在黄梁庄左右等

[00:06:27] 事发之后

[00:06:28] 封锁现场

[00:06:29] 务实一人漏网

[00:06:32] 你明白吗

[00:06:33] 我明白

[00:06:35] 配合苏州府的官员

[00:06:37] 咱们采取一致的行动

[00:06:39] 我明白了

[00:06:41] 陈大老爷

[00:06:42] 你现在就回去

[00:06:43] 准备马上带着军队按预定地点进行埋伏

[00:06:50] 刘力

[00:06:52] 陈子姥爷是个五官

[00:06:54] 闻风而动

[00:06:55] 一下就准备去了

[00:06:57] 黄田坝交代完了

[00:06:59] 这就忙上了

[00:07:01] 这个杜克熊怎么办呢

[00:07:03] 他也不像新娘啊

[00:07:05] 就他五大三粗的

[00:07:07] 人家应勤的来了一看当时就得露馅儿

[00:07:11] 照B 10分精细

[00:07:13] 把老梁家的小院审视了一遍

[00:07:17] 告诉姑娘

[00:07:19] 梁红

[00:07:19] 你啊

[00:07:20] 别害怕

[00:07:21] 我们今天来救你来的

[00:07:23] 你也得帮帮忙

[00:07:25] 你穿上新娘的衣服坐到外屋

[00:07:29] 比方他们迎亲的来了

[00:07:31] 偷眼能看见

[00:07:33] 等上轿子的时候你就藏起来了

[00:07:37] 旁人替你上教

[00:07:39] 你就躲起来了

[00:07:41] 你娘陪着你

[00:07:43] 这你敢干吗

[00:07:45] 姑娘勉强答应了

[00:07:47] 是

[00:07:47] 是是

[00:07:48] 这我敢bi a j 楼也用不着你说话

[00:07:51] 让他们看一眼就行

[00:07:54] 姑娘也打扮起来了

[00:07:57] 描眉打鬓

[00:07:58] 穿着新娘的衣服

[00:08:00] 在外间屋

[00:08:02] 布克兄弟为灶王爷

[00:08:05] 在里间屋

[00:08:07] 这大家就忙活着

[00:08:09] 有话则长

[00:08:10] 无话则短的

[00:08:13] 到了迎亲的时候

[00:08:15] 又见黄梁庄那个方向

[00:08:18] 灯球火把、亮子、油松是照如白昼

[00:08:23] 一行人足有200来号

[00:08:26] 敲锣打鼓

[00:08:27] 抬着花轿

[00:08:29] 骑着高头骏马

[00:08:31] 赶奔小王伽陀

[00:08:35] 这有放哨的

[00:08:37] 依然发现了

[00:08:38] 马上回来告诉赵B 和黄金吧

[00:08:41] 来了来了

[00:08:44] 照B 也难免一震地紧张啊

[00:08:47] 各位做好准备

[00:08:50] 心里要有底

[00:08:52] 不准乱套啊

[00:08:54] 来了啊

[00:08:55] 做好准备

[00:08:57] 造币又告诉老太太

[00:08:59] 您假装高兴点

[00:09:00] 迎亲的人来了得先见您呐啊

[00:09:03] 你说几句客气话

[00:09:06] 千万别把戏给演砸了

[00:09:08] 劳神知道

[00:09:10] 劳神知道

[00:09:11] 一个个心都提到嗓子眼儿

[00:09:14] 书说简短

[00:09:16] 时间不大黄梁庄来迎亲的人已经进了

[00:09:21] 小汪伽陀拐弯抹角

[00:09:24] 来到老娘家门口里啦里啦

[00:09:28] 那吹着

[00:09:30] 再看迎亲的头子那个黄强

[00:09:35] 春愁果断帽插宫

[00:09:38] 花是狮子披红

[00:09:41] 骑着一匹大红马

[00:09:43] 这匹马新刷洗的是金鞍玉佩

[00:09:47] 马头上也戴着大红花

[00:09:51] 黄强高兴

[00:09:53] 嘴角往下耷拉着

[00:09:55] 掩饰不住内心的喜悦

[00:09:59] 心想

[00:09:59] 什么呢

[00:10:01] 这老娘家

[00:10:02] 这个梁虹的丫头长得太美了

[00:10:06] 我就没见过这么好看的女孩儿

[00:10:10] 他恨不能一张嘴把这女孩吞到肚里去

[00:10:15] 日思夜想

[00:10:18] 今天终于有了眉目了

[00:10:21] 快点把他接到家里拜天地

[00:10:24] 入洞房

[00:10:26] 我爹那全都安排好了

[00:10:28] 祝贺的人也太多太多了

[00:10:32] 可是越想越高兴

[00:10:34] 陪着他来迎亲的40 多人

[00:10:37] 其中大部分都是把手

[00:10:40] 以防意外

[00:10:42] 但表面看不出来

[00:10:43] 长袍短褂都是新衣服

[00:10:46] 一个个喜气洋洋

[00:10:48] 投钱的人拖着盆

[00:10:50] 带着礼物

[00:10:52] 那么老梁家呢

[00:10:54] 也假装演戏啊

[00:10:56] 大门挂灯

[00:10:57] 二门挂红

[00:10:59] 大门洞开

[00:11:01] 红毡铺地

[00:11:02] 老太太在堂屋坐着等着

[00:11:05] 梁老四在旁边陪着

[00:11:08] 时间不大

[00:11:09] 就剑皇强从外边儿进来了

[00:11:13] 这小子还人模狗样的撩衣服跪倒在地

[00:11:18] 岳母大人在上小婿

[00:11:20] 黄强参拜大人了

[00:11:26] 老太太心说话

[00:11:30] 你们黄家父子就不是个人哪

[00:11:36] 把老太太恨透了

[00:11:38] 但是到了现在还得演戏啊

[00:11:40] 老太太假装高兴

[00:11:42] 欠了欠身

[00:11:44] 贤婿评审免礼

[00:11:48] 多谢岳母大人

[00:11:51] 贤虚啊

[00:11:53] 本应当款待你吃顿饭

[00:11:56] 知道今天晚上事儿太多

[00:11:59] 我的小女就托付于你啦

[00:12:03] 今后你们百年合好

[00:12:06] 终生相守

[00:12:08] 要善待于他

[00:12:10] 老删我也就放心了

[00:12:13] 岳母大人放心

[00:12:15] 小婿

[00:12:16] 一切都安排得到了

[00:12:18] 你女儿嫁给我算小了

[00:12:20] 服了金后

[00:12:22] 岳母大人乐一住在黄梁庄

[00:12:25] 我特为给准备一所庄宅

[00:12:28] 让你享受不尽的快乐

[00:12:33] 好好好

[00:12:34] 崂山就谢过了

[00:12:36] 呃

[00:12:37] 岳母大人

[00:12:38] 既然如此

[00:12:40] 我是二

[00:12:41] 的确很忙

[00:12:42] 要迎新人马上起身

[00:12:46] 先去随便吧

[00:12:48] 我不送了

[00:12:49] 是是是是

[00:12:51] 王强退出来

[00:12:53] 有人张罗着

[00:12:55] 花轿抬到院儿里头

[00:12:58] 照B 在那儿瞎扎呼

[00:13:00] 告诉尹龙银虎

[00:13:02] 你们是娘家人

[00:13:04] 因为他俩生了

[00:13:06] 他俩也喊

[00:13:07] 哎呀

[00:13:08] 今天的日子不太好

[00:13:11] 要B 3光啊

[00:13:12] 星光、月光、灯光都得B 才能一顺百顺

[00:13:18] 呃

[00:13:19] 外间屋掌灯

[00:13:21] 先让姑爷看上姑娘一眼

[00:13:24] 然后避光上叫

[00:13:29] 黄强这小子进了配方

[00:13:31] 撩帘望屋一看

[00:13:33] 姑娘在床那儿坐着

[00:13:35] 哎呦

[00:13:37] 人配衣服

[00:13:38] 马配鞍呢

[00:13:39] 借着灯光一照

[00:13:41] 这姑娘艳丽无比

[00:13:44] 她看完之后是魂飞魄散

[00:13:48] 飘荡荡荡飘飘

[00:13:50] 好像失魂落魄相似

[00:13:53] 转身退出去

[00:13:54] 这阵请着姑娘上轿

[00:13:56] 灯光只列第三光to

[00:14:00] 风的也没了

[00:14:01] 里边儿变了戏法儿的姑娘躲起来了

[00:14:05] 代替它的灶王爷杜科雄

[00:14:09] 钻进了轿子

[00:14:12] 那把大铁锹他也拿着

[00:14:15] 那是随手的家伙

[00:14:17] 形影不离啊

[00:14:18] 人抬轿起

[00:14:20] 喊一声起嗯

[00:14:23] 这才叫你就直咧嘴

[00:14:26] 哎哎哎嘎吱吱喳喳

[00:14:30] 我的妈呀

[00:14:32] 我的新娘怎么这么大分量

[00:14:35] 听说新娘长得挺苗条

[00:14:37] 少说废话吧

[00:14:39] 咱就干这活儿的

[00:14:40] 切杆吱吱

[00:14:42] 吱嘎吱

[00:14:43] 吱吱河山

[00:14:44] 河山河山

[00:14:45] 河山河山

[00:14:47] 黄强光顾高兴

[00:14:49] 哪管这些非深杀了马把手一挥

[00:14:53] 辉煌梁庄狂慌慌里啦里啦啦地吹着

[00:15:00] 人等

[00:15:01] 掉头感动黄梁庄

[00:15:04] 官人们暗藏利刃

[00:15:07] 夹到送亲的队伍当中

[00:15:09] 跟着也来到黄梁庄

[00:15:13] 咱们不必细说了

[00:15:16] 说有人皮

[00:15:18] 今天为了B 3 光

[00:15:19] 先入洞房

[00:15:21] 后拜天地

[00:15:23] 这样比较顺利

[00:15:25] 黄强啊

[00:15:26] 现在恨不得一头钻进洞房

[00:15:30] 黄强的太好了

[00:15:31] 太好了

[00:15:32] 应当先进洞房后拜天地

[00:15:36] 这就是随着令一个地方一个讲究

[00:15:40] 就把这个轿子抬到新房的院里叫门

[00:15:46] 这对准房门有人挑帘儿

[00:15:48] 杜戈雄拎着大铁锹钻进心房

[00:15:53] 依然是那个老讲究B 3 光

[00:15:56] 星光

[00:15:56] 月光

[00:15:57] 灯光

[00:15:58] 屋里黢黑

[00:15:59] 杜和熊进屋了

[00:16:02] 杜克星到了屋之后

[00:16:04] 一批鼻子

[00:16:05] 哎哟

[00:16:06] 好香啊

[00:16:07] 你这么小

[00:16:07] 嗯

[00:16:08] 这屋挺大

[00:16:10] 目光一看

[00:16:11] 哦

[00:16:12] 这是床

[00:16:14] 二人刁滑大床

[00:16:17] 南锣丝的帐帘儿

[00:16:19] 金钩挑着闪段的背布

[00:16:22] 往地上一看

[00:16:23] 红毡铺地

[00:16:25] 八仙桌

[00:16:26] 太师椅

[00:16:27] 资兴

[00:16:27] 猩红的毡子垫儿往桌上一看

[00:16:31] 这是什么

[00:16:32] 水果儿摆了满桌子的糕点和水果

[00:16:37] 杜科雄一看

[00:16:38] 嘴中干渴

[00:16:41] 小脑瓜告诉我了

[00:16:42] 别言语

[00:16:43] 别说话

[00:16:44] 把新郎官交给我了

[00:16:46] 一会儿免不了一场大战

[00:16:49] 我先吃饱了喝足了再说

[00:16:53] 这位坐在太师椅子上

[00:16:55] 甩着腮帮子边起大槽牙

[00:16:58] 满桌子的糕点和水果

[00:17:01] 他造了有一半儿

[00:17:02] 哪儿有吃这些果味儿

[00:17:06] 吃只会

[00:17:08] 发现肚子一阵绞痛

[00:17:12] 要上茅房

[00:17:14] 哎呀度和雄心里说话

[00:17:16] 我早就憋的慌

[00:17:19] 想跟你小脑袋瓜说

[00:17:21] 人也多也乱

[00:17:22] 没抽开功夫哟

[00:17:24] 这肚子这的小茅房也已经憋不住了

[00:17:29] 但是小脑瓜告诉他

[00:17:31] 不准言语

[00:17:32] 不准动

[00:17:33] 就在屋里呆着

[00:17:34] 如果违背了规矩

[00:17:36] 将来不给大饼卷肉吃

[00:17:38] 你只知道哎呀

[00:17:40] 憋死我了

[00:17:41] 呵呵

[00:17:43] 他双手捂着肚子按叫

[00:17:45] 痛苦咱不必细说

[00:17:48] 单说前院

[00:17:49] 好家这热闹

[00:17:52] 罗列北盘来祝贺的人

[00:17:57] 左邻右舍的100来号

[00:18:00] 各山各倒各寨来祝贺第100来号

[00:18:04] 加上府里的人

[00:18:06] 打溜须的人胜友如云不下500多人

[00:18:11] 屋里能装的开院儿里东西院正院全是人

[00:18:17] 天灯杆子上标着天灯

[00:18:20] 锃明刷亮

[00:18:21] 豁蹬力蹬

[00:18:23] 人影晃动

[00:18:25] 一个个笑语欢声

[00:18:27] 手下的仆人丫鬟老妈子穿梭不断

[00:18:31] 敬酒上菜

[00:18:34] 单说黄荣凤做到主席这张桌上

[00:18:38] 是居中而坐

[00:18:40] 神采奕奕

[00:18:42] 儿子完婚

[00:18:43] 他能不高兴吗

[00:18:45] 咱们前文书已说了

[00:18:48] 儿子不是第一次玩昏了

[00:18:50] 如果这次是事实的话

[00:18:53] 这是第九方一派的

[00:18:56] 这小子年纪不大

[00:18:57] 娶了九个媳妇

[00:19:00] 不记名儿的他霸占着

[00:19:02] 他糟蹋的还不在其内

[00:19:05] 这是名正言顺的

[00:19:07] 你说他这个爹缺德不缺德

[00:19:11] 今天高兴

[00:19:13] 众人频频向他敬酒

[00:19:15] 他让他儿子频频给众位敬酒

[00:19:18] 要一醉方休

[00:19:21] 大厅跨越式

[00:19:23] 笑语欢声

[00:19:25] 正在这时候

[00:19:26] 这黄强这小子有点呆不住了

[00:19:29] 进了一群酒之后

[00:19:32] 就跟他爹商量

[00:19:33] 爹啊

[00:19:35] 这两天海尔身体不爽

[00:19:37] 头重脚轻

[00:19:39] 您看这么多的人挨饿敬酒

[00:19:42] 我得陪到什么时候

[00:19:44] 我打算及早回房休息

[00:19:47] 他爹心里清楚

[00:19:49] 黑他没出息的货

[00:19:52] 跟我一样

[00:19:53] 当初我就这样啊

[00:19:55] 想他的小媳妇儿了

[00:19:57] 也罢

[00:19:57] 年轻人嘛

[00:19:59] 啊

[00:20:01] 那你就回房休息去吧

[00:20:04] 多谢爹爹各位吃好喝好啊

[00:20:08] 失陪失陪

[00:20:10] 今天我身体有点不爽

[00:20:12] 我想及早回房休息

[00:20:15] 各位明儿见

[00:20:16] 明儿见

[00:20:17] 鹅鹅鹅庄巷

[00:20:20] 其实他没喝多

[00:20:22] 有人陪着他送到跨越到了新房的门手

[00:20:27] 众人一乐

[00:20:28] 一会儿我们闹洞房啊

[00:20:30] 咪咪休息好啊

[00:20:32] 送到这儿人家都走了

[00:20:35] 愿里冷冷清清

[00:20:37] 往屋里一看

[00:20:38] 黑去聊光

[00:20:39] 灯火街舞

[00:20:42] 啊

[00:20:42] 黄强明白今天第三关吗

[00:20:47] 为求个一顺百顺

[00:20:49] 这样也好

[00:20:51] 摸黑跟我的小媳妇相亲相爱

[00:20:55] 别有一番D 情趣

[00:20:58] 哈哈

[00:21:00] 用手一推

[00:21:01] 咱们开了屋里曲黑

[00:21:05] 夫人

[00:21:06] 嗯嗯

[00:21:07] 夫人

[00:21:09] 你在哪呢

[00:21:10] 杜克雄双手捂着肚子

[00:21:13] 正想找茅房的

[00:21:14] 憋得实在受不了

[00:21:16] 刚在这节骨眼儿上听见外头有脚步的声音

[00:21:21] 他经历一剧中

[00:21:22] 把下边这茬就忘了

[00:21:25] 翻着眼睛看着

[00:21:27] 一看

[00:21:27] 门儿一开

[00:21:28] 黑影一晃

[00:21:29] 哦

[00:21:30] 他明白了

[00:21:32] 这就是我丈夫的知心人来了

[00:21:35] 小脑袋瓜把他交给我了

[00:21:37] 嗯

[00:21:38] 我得咋下手啊

[00:21:41] 傻子有点儿发傻

[00:21:44] 正在琢磨的时候

[00:21:45] 就见着黑影俩手在前头奔着床去了

[00:21:51] 夫人

[00:21:52] 你在何处

[00:21:54] 让你久等了

[00:21:56] 哈哈哈哈

[00:21:58] 丈夫

[00:21:59] 我陪你来了

[00:22:02] 良宵苦短呢

[00:22:04] 我早日休息了吧

[00:22:07] 二为a

[00:22:09] 在哪呢

[00:22:10] 它伸着两只手瞎划了

[00:22:13] 划了来

[00:22:13] 划了去

[00:22:14] 到了杜科雄今天了

[00:22:16] 晃晃悠悠能看出点来啊

[00:22:19] 在这儿呢

[00:22:21] 夫人呢

[00:22:22] 你怎么不在床上坐着跑椅子上来了

[00:22:26] 可想死我了

[00:22:28] 我地乖乖

[00:22:30] 他一伸手

[00:22:31] 摸着杜科雄的潜心

[00:22:35] 一摸

[00:22:36] 这镖头真挺厚啊

[00:22:39] 这怎么这么胖啊

[00:22:42] 他这一摸不要紧

[00:22:44] 度和熊受不了了

[00:22:45] 他发痒了

[00:22:48] 诸葛君乐歌乐一乐

[00:22:51] 把黄强吓得可不轻

[00:22:53] 媳妇怎么这么粗的声儿

[00:22:55] A

[00:22:56] 这是新娘吗

[00:22:57] 他正在疑惑之中

[00:22:59] 杜科雄是忍无可忍

[00:23:03] 听说小脑瓜没交代什么时候下手

[00:23:06] 反正把他交给我了

[00:23:07] 我可忍不住

[00:23:09] 我把他逮住

[00:23:10] 好去找茅房去

[00:23:12] 再憋非把我憋死不可

[00:23:14] 她伸出两只大手里a

[00:23:19] 就把黄强的手腕子给抄住了

[00:23:22] 你想

[00:23:23] 他那大手跟蒲扇似的手

[00:23:25] 趾头根铁棒子差不多

[00:23:28] 这要抓住他是插翅难飞