《自助餐精神》歌词

[00:00:01] 自助餐精神
[00:00:24] 点!点!点!点!只许赚不许赔!
[00:00:27] 点!点!点!点!贱的不挑专挑贵的!
[00:00:33] 点!点!点!点!食量不够你别来!
[00:00:39] 点!点!点!点!吃完拉,
[00:00:42] 拉完再吃,吃完拉,拉完再吃。
[00:00:45] 一个星期忙完,功课差点做完,
[00:00:47] 找些同学一起聚聚玩玩。
[00:00:49] 兜里资金花光但食欲虎视眈眈,
[00:00:52] 自然按老规矩选自助晚餐。
[00:00:55] 餐厅老板见到我们脸色顿时煞白,
[00:00:57] 看到我们来势凶猛自然有备而来。
[00:01:00] 先把腰带解开,大家起立杆一杯,
[00:01:03] 准备,秘密武器:农民精神?
[00:01:05] 海胆按百份,龙虾按百份,
[00:01:08] 珊贝按百份,鲍鱼按百份,
[00:01:10] 鱼翅按百份,螃蟹按百份,
[00:01:13] 就算豆腐白菜鸡蛋都要点百份!
[00:01:16] 时间多的是 慢点 慢点,
[00:01:21] 小心不要撑着 稳点 稳点,
[00:01:26] 专点生濛海鲜 发现 发现,
[00:01:32] 老板的怒眼神 危险 危险。
[00:01:37] 喂!你现在怎么就把餐具放下啦?
[00:01:39] 还没到2个小时你就要结速了?
[00:01:42] 觉得饱了?休息一会儿去趟厕所再来,
[00:01:45] 时时刻刻不要忘了这是自助餐啊!
[00:01:47] 我们付钱了!我们变成上帝了!
[00:01:50] 顾客就是上帝不是你们的口号吗?
[00:01:52] 好好伺候吧~那位服务员什么眼神?
[00:01:55] 难道你对我们几个有何不满吗?
[00:01:57] 其实我们也不想这样,只是胃口大,
[00:02:01] 兜里没有钱,闲着没事干,
[00:02:03] 学了农民精神!很多理由别再看啦!
[00:02:07] 乖乖去上菜吧!
[00:02:08] 时间多的是 慢点 慢点,
[00:02:14] 小心不要撑着 稳点 稳点,
[00:02:19] 专点生濛海鲜 发现 发现,
[00:02:24] 老板的怒眼神 危险 危险。
[00:02:29] 大家都差不多了吧?
[00:02:32] 老板已经火冒三丈啦!
[00:02:34] 我们也到此为止吧,
[00:02:36] 已经奋战四个小时了,
[00:02:38] 大家都很累了吧?
[00:02:40] 桌上还有很多菜怎么办?
[00:02:42] 趁老板不注意,趁员工不注意,
[00:02:45] 把带来的饭盒拿出来往里装,
[00:02:48] 偷偷的,往里装,别被发现
[00:02:50] 反正放着它们也会扔掉,
[00:02:52] 浪费食物是最不好的行为,不要那样,
[00:02:55] 中国有句话说的不是很好吗?
[00:02:58] 哪句话?吃不了逗着走啊~~~
[00:03:01] 时间多的是 慢点 慢点,
[00:03:06] 小心不要撑着 稳点 稳点,
[00:03:11] 专点生濛海鲜 发现 发现,
[00:03:16] 老板的怒眼神 危险 危险。
[00:03:22] 点!点!点!点!只许赚不许赔!
[00:03:26] 点!点!点!点!贱的不挑专挑贵的!
[00:03:32] 点!点!点!点!食量不够你别来!
[00:03:37] 点!点!点!点!吃完拉,
[00:03:41] 拉完再吃,吃完拉,拉完再吃。
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