《One Hundred Ways to Lose a Man》歌词

[00:00:00] One Hundred Ways to Lose a Man - Wonderful Town - Original London Cast

[00:00:04] The first way to lose a man

[00:00:09] You've met a charming fellow and you're out for a spin

[00:00:13] The motor fails and he just wears a helpless grin

[00:00:17] Don't bat your eyes and say what a romantic spot we're in

[00:00:22] Just leap out crawl under the car

[00:00:24] Say it's the gasket and fix it in two seconds flat with a bobby pin

[00:00:28] That's a good way to lose a man

[00:00:31] He takes you to a baseball game

[00:00:33] You sit knee to knee

[00:00:35] He says the next man up at bat will bunt you'll see

[00:00:39] Don't say ooh what's a bunt this game's too hard for little me

[00:00:44] Just say blunt are you nuts with one out two men on base

[00:00:48] And a left handed batter coming up you'll walk right into a triple play

[00:00:51] The same as the fifth game of the world series in 1923

[00:00:54] That's a sure way to lose a man

[00:00:58] A sure sure sure sure way to lose a man

[00:01:01] A splendid way to lose a man

[00:01:04] Just throw your knowledge in his face

[00:01:05] He'll never try for second base

[00:01:10] Ninety-eight ways to go

[00:01:13] The third way to lose a man the life guard at the beach

[00:01:18] That all the girlies adore swims bravely out

[00:01:22] To save you through the ocean's roar don't say oh thanks

[00:01:26] I would have drowned in just one second more

[00:01:31] Just push his head under and what say

[00:01:32] Last one in is a rotten egg and race him back to shore

[00:01:36] That's a swell way to lose a man

[00:01:39] You've found your perfect mate and it's been love from the start

[00:01:43] He whispers you're the one to who I give my heart

[00:01:47] Don't say I love you too my dear let's never never part

[00:01:54] Just say I'm afraid you've made a grammatical error

[00:01:57] Isn't to who I give my heart it's to whom I give my heart

[00:02:00] You see with the preposition to who becomes the indirect object

[00:02:03] Making the use of whom imperative which I can prove to you

[00:02:06] With this very simple chart

[00:02:08] That's a fine way to lose a man

[00:02:12] A fine fine fine fine way to lose a man

[00:02:15] A dandy way to lose a man

[00:02:18] Just be more well informed as he

[00:02:20] You'll never hear oh promise me

[00:02:25] Just should we where his grammar errs

[00:02:28] Then mark your towels hers and hers

[00:02:32] Yes girls you too can lose your man

[00:02:35] If you will use ruth sherwood's plan

[00:02:37] One hundred easy ways to lose a man