《My Pipe My Boots And My Lord》歌词

[00:00:01] My Pipe My Boots And My Lord - Jake Thackray
[00:00:06] Bring me me pipe call for me wife
[00:00:09] Pass my boots and I’ll be satisfied
[00:00:11] With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms
[00:00:14] And me boot up the Landlord’s backside
[00:00:22] I lead a peaceful life I‘m the unobtrusive type
[00:00:28] I live for my ever-loving wife and
[00:00:31] My evil-smelling pipe
[00:00:33] Though my darling loves me well
[00:00:36] She often heaps abuse
[00:00:39] On me pipe and its poxy smell
[00:00:42] But me pipe has got its usefulness
[00:00:45] For when our huffing puffing
[00:00:48] Landlord calls upon us
[00:00:51] Crushing our humble privet under his Jag
[00:00:57] I light my pipe and I defy his bluster
[00:01:03] By blowing billows of my blackest shag
[00:01:07] Up his Homberg
[00:01:15] Bring me me pipe call for me wife
[00:01:17] Pass my boots and I’ll be satisfied
[00:01:20] With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms
[00:01:23] And me boot up the Landlord’s backside
[00:01:31] And after my supper I like to enjoy matrimonial bliss
[00:01:36] I retire to the sofa with me pipe
[00:01:39] And dally with my missus
[00:01:42] But my little wife protests my little wife asserts
[00:01:48] She could kiss me with a lot more zest
[00:01:51] If I took me pipe out first
[00:01:54] but when our narrow-eyed landlord
[00:01:57] Comes to call upon us
[00:02:01] Prodding our garden gnome
[00:02:03] With his walking stick
[00:02:06] I tap him in the chest with me pipe stem
[00:02:09] Confidentially
[00:02:12] And watch my black tobacco juices trickle
[00:02:17] Down his mohair
[00:02:24] Bring me me pipe call for me wife
[00:02:27] Pass my boots and I’ll be satisfied
[00:02:30] With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms
[00:02:33] And me boot up the Landlord’s backside
[00:02:41] And at the end of the day
[00:02:43] I sit up in bed and I smoke
[00:02:47] Peacefully puffing away till me wife
[00:02:50] Has finished her cocoa
[00:02:52] But my little wife protests that
[00:02:56] Smoking in bed incurs
[00:02:59] Burn marks on me chest and
[00:03:02] A few too many on hers
[00:03:04] but when our smirking Landlord
[00:03:07] Comes to call upon us
[00:03:10] I can look him straight in his moustache
[00:03:16] Remaining ever so calm and ever so courteous
[00:03:22] And ever so gently knockin’ out me ash on
[00:03:27] His Hush Puppies
[00:03:34] Bring me me pipe call for me wife
[00:03:37] Pass my boots and I’ll be satisfied
[00:03:40] With me pipe in me mouth wife in me arms
[00:03:43] And me boot up the Landlord’s backside
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