《Underage Bichon》歌词

[00:00:00] Underage Bichon (Album Version) - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

[00:00:05] She walked into the dog run

[00:00:08] Like she f**king owned the place

[00:00:12] She turned to me with a scent that said

[00:00:16] "Sit boy on my face "

[00:00:19] Now I like a little discipline

[00:00:22] As much as the next Shar Pei

[00:00:25] But this bitch was only ten months old

[00:00:29] And now I have to pay

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[00:00:34] She told me she was one

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[00:00:40] I schtupped her now I'm done

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[00:00:46] They say I did a crime

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[00:00:51] Might as well bang you one more time

[00:00:56] Eight perky boobies

[00:00:58] I knew that she was young

[00:01:01] But I figured she was legal

[00:01:04] From the way she used her tongue

[00:01:09] She said I was hung like a Great Dane

[00:01:11] And it sounded like an old line

[00:01:14] She's smooth as a newborn chihuahua

[00:01:17] But she licks ass like she's nine

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[00:01:23] My little puppy treat

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[00:01:29] She clearly was in heat

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[00:01:34] They're putting me away

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[00:01:40] Might as well bang you anyway

[00:01:44] Please your Honor

[00:01:45] She was very cool when I came on her back

[00:01:48] Didn't know who Lassie was but cut her slack

[00:01:51] Figure she's an airhead from an inbred pack

[00:01:53] And try to take your eyes off her enormous rack

[00:01:59] Well I was looking at a Monday court date

[00:02:02] With no chance to be cleared

[00:02:05] So I picked up a Bearded Collie hooker

[00:02:07] And made a bee-line for her beard

[00:02:12] She was a furry motherf**ker

[00:02:15] And I couldn't find her pie

[00:02:17] So I pulled and I tugged to get under her rug

[00:02:20] Yes I burrowed all around and I finally found

[00:02:28] A Bearded Collie hooker guy

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[00:02:34] I banged her now I'm screwed

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[00:02:40] Took photos of her nude

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[00:02:45] They're throwing me in jail

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[00:02:53] Might as well get one last piece of tail

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