《水浒0090》歌词

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[00:00:01] 武松大闹快活林

[00:00:05] 把个酒馆给砸啦

[00:00:08] 把伙计给揍了

[00:00:12] 最后索性

[00:00:14] 把蒋门神的小妾春花

[00:00:18] 给塞到酒缸里

[00:00:22] 哎哟

[00:00:23] 整座酒馆儿就乱套了

[00:00:27] 有人撒脚如飞

[00:00:30] 到树林里给蒋中送信

[00:00:35] 别看武松表面上轻松

[00:00:38] 心里头也有点儿

[00:00:40] 紧张啊

[00:00:43] 这就叫有备而无患

[00:00:48] 鲍氏的小伙子用手一指

[00:00:52] 掌柜的就是他

[00:00:55] 蒋门神大吼一声

[00:01:00] 小子

[00:01:01] 给我站住

[00:01:03] 你是哪儿来的野种

[00:01:06] 未曾闹事之前

[00:01:09] 逼打听打听

[00:01:12] 这是讲记酒馆

[00:01:14] 启忠

[00:01:15] 你发也

[00:01:17] 你活腻歪啦

[00:01:21] 武松故意喝醉了

[00:01:23] 摇摇晃晃眯缝着眼睛

[00:01:26] 来了个先下手为强

[00:01:29] 左手一晃

[00:01:30] 他的面门正手一掌

[00:01:34] 叫单撞杆

[00:01:36] 猛扣蒋门神的华盖穴

[00:01:42] 长成刮风

[00:01:43] 呼一下就到了

[00:01:46] 别看讲中长得像个没毛的大狗熊

[00:01:50] 身子相当利便

[00:01:53] 赶紧跨步

[00:01:55] 闪身往旁边一躲

[00:01:57] 哎

[00:01:59] 武松这一掌击空

[00:02:03] J 蒋门神那顺势驶离

[00:02:06] 遭金丝缠卖类

[00:02:09] 伸出仨手指头

[00:02:11] 猛扣武松的脉门

[00:02:16] 武松赶紧往回一收

[00:02:18] 着儿蒋门神称是往前一迈步

[00:02:23] 使了个大鹏单展翅猛击武松的肋骨

[00:02:30] 那可是铁砂掌啊

[00:02:32] 拍上肋骨就得折

[00:02:36] 嗯

[00:02:37] 武松一看这小子够厉害

[00:02:40] 出手如电

[00:02:42] 我给你多加注

[00:02:45] 赶紧土气心胸

[00:02:47] 屁股往后一坐

[00:02:49] 使了一招叫千斤坠差

[00:02:54] 吞出去六尺多远

[00:02:57] 蒋门神这一巴掌没扇着

[00:03:01] 就这样

[00:03:02] 两个人插手过招

[00:03:05] 站在一处

[00:03:09] 咱这么说吧

[00:03:11] 武松打出事以来

[00:03:14] 还没遇上这么硬地差

[00:03:18] 今年这仗打得可够过瘾的

[00:03:22] 武松把少林学了八年的工夫内

[00:03:26] 点儿精华全倒了出来

[00:03:30] 也占不到蒋门神

[00:03:33] 那么蒋门神呢

[00:03:35] 也没遇上过茶

[00:03:37] 这是第一次

[00:03:40] 一边打着一边在心中盘算

[00:03:43] 哎呀

[00:03:45] 啊

[00:03:45] 这个大个子是哪儿来的

[00:03:48] 他是谁呀

[00:03:50] 受谁的主使跟我为仇作对

[00:03:54] 看他的掌法是少林的功夫

[00:03:58] 我可要多加谨慎

[00:04:00] 不然今天是非吃亏不可

[00:04:04] 就这样讲明什么

[00:04:06] 把压箱底儿的绝招也施展开来

[00:04:10] 两个人打得这个好看就甭提了

[00:04:13] 有时武松发动攻势

[00:04:17] 啪啪啪

[00:04:21] 那拳头好像连珠炮子把蒋门神逼的是蹬蹬倒退

[00:04:28] 只有招架之功

[00:04:29] 并无还手之力

[00:04:32] 可有时候蒋门神发动进攻

[00:04:36] 连拳带脚是猛扣猛拍

[00:04:40] 把武松给逼的

[00:04:42] 也是滴溜溜乱转

[00:04:47] 咱们上文书说了

[00:04:50] 现在的时间中午刚过

[00:04:54] 快活林正在热闹的时候

[00:04:58] 30多家奶卖内游人都上千呢

[00:05:03] 一听说这打仗

[00:05:05] 谁不想看看热闹

[00:05:07] 尤其听说把蒋门神的酒馆给砸了

[00:05:11] 这事儿真新鲜

[00:05:13] 所以外边儿围观的人呢

[00:05:16] 就拥挤波涛

[00:05:19] 人们一边看着一边窃窃私议

[00:05:24] 我哥哥兄弟啊

[00:05:26] 我这大哥哪来的啊

[00:05:30] 这家胆子不小

[00:05:32] 敢碰蒋门神还用说吗

[00:05:35] 看这位可不看我手底可够利索的

[00:05:38] 可不是

[00:05:40] 哎呀

[00:05:40] 谁赢谁输

[00:05:42] 现在很难断定

[00:05:44] 看哪今天弄不好

[00:05:46] 非出人命不可

[00:05:47] 可不是骂

[00:05:49] 一传十十传百

[00:05:51] 越聚人越多

[00:05:55] 武松跟蒋门神达到80 多个回合

[00:05:59] 还没分输赢

[00:06:02] 五二郎可有点冒汗

[00:06:05] 不由得阵阵发发

[00:06:09] 先说我跟我兄弟施恩化

[00:06:13] 廊檐说大话

[00:06:15] 把功课都拉满了

[00:06:19] 我下了双保证

[00:06:21] 我把酒店给夺回来给我兄弟出气

[00:06:26] 一旦要败在蒋门神之手

[00:06:30] 我有何颜面去见他

[00:06:33] 我就给你脑袋碰死

[00:06:35] 到这儿怎么办呢

[00:06:41] 哎

[00:06:42] 灵机一动

[00:06:44] 武松想起一件事儿

[00:06:48] 在少林寺学艺的时候

[00:06:51] 他的授业恩师

[00:06:53] 圆光爪

[00:06:56] 学一八年呢

[00:06:58] 等武松临走那天

[00:07:00] 元光长老送他

[00:07:03] 师徒到了少林寺山根儿底下

[00:07:09] 都要分手啦

[00:07:11] 难舍难离的远光长老就说武松啊

[00:07:15] 咱们师徒一场临分手

[00:07:18] 我有件事情嘱咐

[00:07:22] 你功夫学的不错

[00:07:24] 但有时候潦草

[00:07:28] 急躁

[00:07:29] 不太成熟

[00:07:31] 比如说你要遇上劲敌

[00:07:36] 你不是他的对手怎么办呢

[00:07:40] 为师教给你一招决议

[00:07:43] 叫败中取胜的招法啊

[00:07:47] 武松一定高兴啊

[00:07:49] 师傅什么招儿什么招儿啊

[00:07:52] 这可得冒点险

[00:07:54] 败中取胜

[00:07:56] 迷惑对方

[00:07:58] 出其不意

[00:07:59] 攻其不备

[00:08:00] 你才能取胜

[00:08:02] 就把这招交给武松

[00:08:06] 后来告诉松

[00:08:09] 这叫高挂连环绝命腿

[00:08:13] 怎么使怎么使怎么使

[00:08:16] 武松就学会了

[00:08:18] 但是数年来

[00:08:20] 武松没遇上过劲敌

[00:08:24] 换句话说

[00:08:25] 没打过牌打谁

[00:08:27] 在武松面前三下五除二就得输

[00:08:31] 所以这武松从来也没使过这招

[00:08:36] 年头多了

[00:08:37] 几乎淡忘

[00:08:39] 今天面对强敌

[00:08:42] 五二郎突然想起老师教的绝招来了

[00:08:46] 哎哟

[00:08:48] 对

[00:08:50] 没试过

[00:08:52] 不知道好使不好使

[00:08:56] 看眼前的形势

[00:08:58] 不豁出一头去也不行勒

[00:09:02] 武松边打边想

[00:09:04] 最后打定主意了

[00:09:07] 双掌猛扣

[00:09:09] 蒋门神的灭门啪啪啪

[00:09:11] 就机长身子一摘

[00:09:14] 就好像脚底下没跟那摔倒了似的

[00:09:19] 虽然是假摔

[00:09:21] 跟真的差不多

[00:09:22] 双话筒

[00:09:24] 汝松是摔倒在地

[00:09:28] 真就把蒋门神给迷惑住了

[00:09:32] 蒋门神心里一动

[00:09:34] 哎哟

[00:09:35] 天赐良机呀

[00:09:39] 我只是说赢不了这个大个子哦

[00:09:42] 你自己摔倒了

[00:09:44] 这可是你找死

[00:09:48] 蒋门神高兴

[00:09:49] 往跟前一送

[00:09:51] 阳泉便打

[00:09:54] 他可吃了亏了

[00:09:57] 武松虽然摔倒跟一般的人不一样啊

[00:10:02] 他躺在地上

[00:10:03] 好像一张弓

[00:10:06] 这左手镇到头底下好像是枕头

[00:10:10] 两条腿蜷蜷着

[00:10:14] 等蒋门神跨不上来了

[00:10:17] 武松这两条腿开始做活了

[00:10:22] 底下那条腿往怀里带

[00:10:25] 用脚尖勾蒋门神地脚后跟

[00:10:30] 右腿往外踢蹬

[00:10:32] 他的应面孔

[00:10:38] 就这一夏

[00:10:38] 蒋门神就没躲开

[00:10:40] 嗖啪的一下就听讲门前嗨哟李生甩出有一丈多远

[00:10:49] 真好像从三楼上掉下个大行李卷一样扑

[00:10:56] 沙土都蹦起多高了

[00:11:00] 武松赶紧使了个鲤鱼打挺

[00:11:03] 站起身来

[00:11:05] 一根不倒了

[00:11:07] 蒋门神进前对准的泪

[00:11:10] 啪啪啪就两腿

[00:11:14] 这玩意提升受得了

[00:11:16] 蒋门神惨叫了两声啊

[00:11:21] 肋骨折了五根儿

[00:11:27] 武松害怕的反扑

[00:11:28] 往前一纵

[00:11:30] 伸出一尺多长的大脚丫子

[00:11:33] 把他的脸蛋子跟脖子给他踩住

[00:11:37] 把两只大拳头举起来对准蒋门神的头部和上身

[00:11:44] 就像擂鼓一样啪啪啪

[00:11:49] 哎哟哎哟

[00:11:51] 哎哟哎哎哎

[00:11:55] 结果怎么了

[00:11:57] 连叫唤的劲儿都没了

[00:12:00] 直翻白眼儿顺着鼻子口往外倾斜

[00:12:07] 今天他可吃了暴亏了

[00:12:10] 武松心说别介

[00:12:12] 别个打死人命关天

[00:12:15] 那就不好交代了

[00:12:18] 武松最后不打了

[00:12:20] 把拳头高高地举过头顶

[00:12:23] 高声断课

[00:12:27] 景梅

[00:12:29] 你服也不服

[00:12:33] 啊

[00:12:35] 别看蒋门神

[00:12:37] 快断气儿了

[00:12:38] 头脑还挺清醒

[00:12:41] 人谁不愿意活着愿意死没有

[00:12:46] 蒋中心想再打下去

[00:12:48] 我就活不成了

[00:12:50] 会说点软话吧

[00:12:54] 谁干这大个子问他讲中马上哀求上好汉

[00:13:01] 英雄好汗

[00:13:03] 衣服我服了

[00:13:06] 你再说一遍

[00:13:08] 服不服

[00:13:09] 服了

[00:13:10] 服了翱翔

[00:13:14] 我听说你在快活林独霸一方

[00:13:17] 坐地分赃二八下账

[00:13:20] 抢男霸女

[00:13:22] 胡作非为

[00:13:25] 你想有什么能力

[00:13:27] 谁给你撑腰

[00:13:29] 你怎么这么霸道

[00:13:32] 今天爷爷路过此地

[00:13:34] 就要报答这个不平

[00:13:39] 既然你服了

[00:13:41] 我有三点要求你必须答应

[00:13:45] 不然我就活活把你打死

[00:13:48] 你说吧

[00:13:49] 你说什么要求300件我也答应

[00:13:55] 这会儿看热闹的人就看了

[00:14:00] 一看这小伙子能把蒋门神给打成这模样

[00:14:05] 真是人心大快呀

[00:14:09] 都静静地听着

[00:14:12] 武松说一

[00:14:14] 我听说你这快活林酒店是度别人

[00:14:20] 原来开酒店的小伙子姓石

[00:14:24] 对不对

[00:14:26] 你无缘无故把人家财产给磨度了

[00:14:30] 哎哟

[00:14:31] 这事儿好

[00:14:33] 你怎么度

[00:14:34] 你怎么给人家吐出来

[00:14:37] 你必须从现在起

[00:14:39] 净身出户

[00:14:41] 把所有的财产还给老师去

[00:14:45] 你听懂没行行行

[00:14:48] 我能做得到

[00:14:49] 我答应第二件

[00:14:54] 你小子人五人六的

[00:14:56] 在这报号叫蒋门神

[00:14:59] 你的脸露的也够足的啦

[00:15:02] 今天不行勒

[00:15:04] 要想叫我饶你

[00:15:06] 你把快活林32 家酒店的老掌柜

[00:15:10] 少掌柜东家账房先生全都请来

[00:15:15] 你当众向石公子赔礼认罪

[00:15:21] 你答应不答应答应第三页啊

[00:15:27] 不许你在孟州住

[00:15:30] 你马上夹行李

[00:15:31] 卷儿给我滚蛋

[00:15:33] 多待一天也不行

[00:15:37] 我要发现你没走

[00:15:38] 见头打头

[00:15:40] 见尾打尾

[00:15:41] 见一次打一次

[00:15:42] 见十次打十次

[00:15:45] 听见没

[00:15:46] 是

[00:15:46] 是是

[00:15:47] 是我马上就滚

[00:15:52] 你看这事儿还怎么打了

[00:15:54] 你怎么说人家怎么答应武松

[00:15:58] 这火气就消了一大半儿

[00:16:02] 最后把脚抬起来

[00:16:05] 哎哎哎

[00:16:06] 起得来吗

[00:16:08] 那条骨头折了

[00:16:11] 有几个小伙子仗着胆儿过来了

[00:16:14] 原来都是讲中的人

[00:16:17] 好汉英雄

[00:16:18] 我们扶着掌柜的起来行吗

[00:16:22] 没你们的事儿

[00:16:23] 你们随便吧

[00:16:25] 谢谢好汉英雄

[00:16:28] 哎哟

[00:16:29] 费了半天劲

[00:16:30] 把蒋门神从地上给收起来

[00:16:34] 这蒋门神惨透了

[00:16:38] 武松所要求的三件事

[00:16:40] 马上照办

[00:16:43] 先把快活林

[00:16:45] 头面人物100多号全请到这片树林

[00:16:51] 其实甭请这些人都来看热闹的

[00:16:54] 这一打招呼都来了

[00:16:57] 金眼彪施恩

[00:17:00] 在动手之前躲起来

[00:17:03] 最后

[00:17:03] 听说哥哥打了胜仗

[00:17:07] 把蒋门神制服了

[00:17:09] 师恩带着30 几名军汉和五六个徒弟也赶到了

[00:17:17] 一看哥哥跃武

[00:17:19] 扬威果然打了胜仗

[00:17:21] 经验镖

[00:17:22] 那太高兴了

[00:17:24] 人们全都到齐

[00:17:27] 武松叉着腰问蒋门神

[00:17:31] 人都到齐啦

[00:17:32] 你赶紧滚吧

[00:17:34] 我马上就赔礼

[00:17:35] 马上就赔礼

[00:17:39] 本来这小子都没有劲儿说话了

[00:17:42] 他没有办法把嘴一咧

[00:17:46] 先把嘴里的血沫子吐了几口

[00:17:53] 想请各位我讲中不人

[00:18:01] 我不应该多老

[00:18:03] 实际的财产

[00:18:06] 这就叫善有善报

[00:18:10] 恶有恶报

[00:18:12] 今天被这好汉爷爷把我打得明白过来了

[00:18:19] 我愿意把快活林的酒馆儿以及其他一切权利

[00:18:26] 还给人家老师去

[00:18:29] 从即日起

[00:18:31] 我抱着脑袋滚出孟州

[00:18:36] 以往我实在对不起时工资

[00:18:40] 我这给石公子赔礼了

[00:18:45] 当着那么多的人

[00:18:47] 真的不容易呀

[00:18:49] 金眼彪施恩点了点头

[00:18:52] 好了

[00:18:54] 那就饶你不死

[00:18:56] 你赶紧给我滚吧

[00:18:58] 是是

[00:18:59] 是好汉

[00:19:01] 爷爷我现在可以走了吗

[00:19:04] 可以了

[00:19:05] 哎

[00:19:06] 快点儿给我装东西

[00:19:11] 他随身的东西得叫他拿着

[00:19:14] 准备了一辆车

[00:19:17] 有人呢

[00:19:18] 早把他那小老婆从酒缸里头拽出来

[00:19:21] 不然的话这么半天不得淹死

[00:19:25] 连他那小老婆

[00:19:27] 在几个徒弟

[00:19:28] 几个小伙子

[00:19:31] 收拾了临时应用之物

[00:19:33] 上了车

[00:19:35] J 蒋门神还没等上车之前转过身来问武松

[00:19:40] 浩瀚爷爷

[00:19:43] 人过留名

[00:19:45] 雁过留声

[00:19:47] 敢问爷尊姓大名啊

[00:19:52] 你想干什么

[00:19:54] 想报复吗

[00:19:56] 哈哈哈哈

[00:19:59] 大丈夫立不更名坐不改姓

[00:20:05] 我告诉你我乃大无无松啊

[00:20:13] 蒋门神这才知道

[00:20:16] 闹了半天

[00:20:16] 他就是景阳岗打虎的好汉武松

[00:20:21] 阳谷县的都头

[00:20:25] 怪不得这么大的能耐

[00:20:27] 拿我当老虎打了

[00:20:30] 今天没把我打死

[00:20:32] 嗯

[00:20:33] 这算便宜

[00:20:36] 等他们上了车之后

[00:20:39] 车老板晃动鞭子

[00:20:41] 我我爬咕噜

[00:20:45] 就离开了快活林

[00:20:50] 哎呀

[00:20:51] 老百姓没有一个不高兴的

[00:20:55] 因为这个奖中太遭人恨

[00:20:58] J 家的砖横跋扈

[00:21:02] 晃着膀子横行

[00:21:05] 不管是谁

[00:21:07] 见着人家

[00:21:08] 他就压人家三分

[00:21:10] 点儿瞪眼就骂

[00:21:12] 是扬手就打

[00:21:15] 这个害人精一走

[00:21:17] 大伙哪能不高兴呢

[00:21:20] 经典彪施恩把失去的财产又接收了

[00:21:25] 得隆重祝贺

[00:21:29] 把饭馆酒馆儿收拾的干干净净

[00:21:32] 换上新幌子新招牌

[00:21:36] 还请了不少股

[00:21:38] 要班子鸣锣击鼓

[00:21:42] 张灯结彩

[00:21:44] 燃放炮竹

[00:21:47] 别骂别骂

[00:21:48] 别骂

[00:21:49] 别骂

[00:21:49] 别骂

[00:21:50] 别骂

[00:21:50] 别骂内

[00:21:53] 32 家的冬姐全都来祝贺

[00:21:58] 金眼彪施恩换了身儿新衣服

[00:22:03] 武松陪着喜气洋洋接待来宾

[00:22:09] J 蒋门神还没等上车之前

[00:22:12] 他那小老婆看了看

[00:22:14] 武松没跟来

[00:22:16] 这可就哭开了

[00:22:19] 我嫁给你我倒了血霉了

[00:22:22] 本来不会喝酒

[00:22:24] 今儿个可喝了个够

[00:22:27] 我当着这么多人的面儿让人家给撵走了

[00:22:32] 往后怎么见人呢

[00:22:35] 这口气难道就出不来了

[00:22:40] 蒋中看看

[00:22:41] 没人儿了

[00:22:42] 这小子一咬牙a

[00:22:46] 夫人啊

[00:22:48] 你说错了

[00:22:50] 方才我惹不起

[00:22:52] 他说小话

[00:22:54] 那叫光棍

[00:22:56] 不吃眼前亏

[00:22:58] 你记住

[00:23:00] 君子报仇

[00:23:02] 十年不晚

[00:23:04] 问蒋中岂能善罢

[00:23:08] 甘休