《水浒0003》歌词

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[00:00:01] 书接前文

[00:00:04] 王进拄着棍儿

[00:00:07] 跟着这几个人儿走一步歇一步

[00:00:11] 喘着气儿

[00:00:12] 好不容易到了经营变帅府高球

[00:00:16] 把桌子一拍拍呀

[00:00:20] 大王见王军上膛

[00:00:25] 王进低着头往上走一瞅

[00:00:28] 真凶啊

[00:00:29] 操妈

[00:00:31] 我可真得注点儿意啊

[00:00:34] 到了上面他就跪下拿磕膝盖当脚走

[00:00:38] 爬了多时

[00:00:39] 到垫脚之下

[00:00:41] 连头也不敢抬

[00:00:43] 小人王进参见太尉

[00:00:49] 高俅伸着个脖子往下看看

[00:00:54] 你是谁啊

[00:00:56] 小人王俊

[00:00:59] 官居何职

[00:01:02] 80万禁军的教头啊

[00:01:07] 王姐

[00:01:08] 我想问你

[00:01:11] 你因何没病

[00:01:13] 说有病

[00:01:14] 嗯

[00:01:16] 你拿着国家的俸禄

[00:01:18] 吃着国家的钱粮

[00:01:20] 不给国家干事儿

[00:01:22] 你在家没事养贤呢

[00:01:26] 尤其本太尉坐堂

[00:01:29] 你明知是这么回事儿

[00:01:32] 避而不见

[00:01:34] 真是狗胆包天

[00:01:36] 莫非你敢一小反上不成

[00:01:41] 你还小瞧本关不成

[00:01:44] 这叫找邪茬

[00:01:47] 王静赶紧往上扣头

[00:01:49] 太累

[00:01:50] 小人吓死我也不敢

[00:01:53] 我的确在家养病啊

[00:01:56] 不信太尉派人到药铺去问我一共吃了多少药

[00:02:02] 而且我请假那天有病状为证

[00:02:06] 别说了

[00:02:09] 你有病

[00:02:10] 你怎么来了呢啊

[00:02:13] 你不是起不来吗

[00:02:15] 太尉召唤我言敢不来还是的你能来就说明你没病

[00:02:24] 今天我非得教训教训你不可

[00:02:27] La la 的下头重打80

[00:02:31] 很难给我打棍见血

[00:02:39] 两旁人一看这怎么办呢

[00:02:41] 把王g la 下去了

[00:02:43] 王劲有病啊

[00:02:44] 漫说走80 揍40

[00:02:47] 这人就交代了

[00:02:50] 有很多的人跟王静的关系处的都不错

[00:02:54] 大伙儿互相一使眼色

[00:02:56] 呼啦超跪倒一大片

[00:02:58] 太为荣

[00:02:59] 比王进身体虚弱

[00:03:02] 确实有病

[00:03:05] 可今天呢

[00:03:06] 就是有病

[00:03:07] 他也应该来给派位祝贺

[00:03:10] 他不来是不对的

[00:03:12] 打他80 不算多

[00:03:14] 但是今天是大喜的日子

[00:03:17] 别因为他把喜事给冲了

[00:03:20] 万望太尉高抬贵手

[00:03:23] 下不为例

[00:03:25] 排位开恩吧

[00:03:28] 越贵人越多

[00:03:29] 一大片100来人

[00:03:32] 高酋一看

[00:03:34] 形势不太妙

[00:03:36] 看来这王进人缘儿还是不错的

[00:03:39] 哎

[00:03:40] 要不怎么这么多人给他求情呢

[00:03:43] 就寻思了

[00:03:44] 一会儿好爸

[00:03:47] 你们众人说的也对

[00:03:49] 不能因为他把我的喜事给冲了

[00:03:53] 把王进推回来

[00:03:55] 王继上塘二次跪倒

[00:03:57] 王记呢

[00:03:59] 这事儿可没完啊

[00:04:00] 先给你记上这笔账

[00:04:02] 三天之后我还要把

[00:04:06] 牙齿滚回去听信儿

[00:04:10] 他退了他们

[00:04:13] 哎呀

[00:04:13] 王静回到家里往床上一倒

[00:04:17] 蒙头大哭啊

[00:04:19] 完了

[00:04:20] 完了

[00:04:22] 这才叫闭门家中坐

[00:04:25] 祸从天上来呀

[00:04:28] 我惹着谁招惹谁了

[00:04:31] 他娘就问二人

[00:04:32] 你哭什么

[00:04:33] 王进把经过讲述一遍

[00:04:35] 最后他说

[00:04:36] 娘啊

[00:04:38] 您猜这关儿是谁呀

[00:04:41] 我在下塘的时候

[00:04:42] 我偷眼看了一下

[00:04:44] 我才认出来

[00:04:46] 乃是市井的无赖那个高二

[00:04:51] 哎呀

[00:04:52] 不知道这小子走了什么红运了

[00:04:54] 做了三司太尉

[00:04:58] 您记得吗

[00:04:59] 当年我爹王生曾经还打过他呀

[00:05:06] 就因为他耍无赖

[00:05:08] 让我爹就堵上了

[00:05:10] 揍他一顿棒子啪啪了

[00:05:13] 仨月没下地啊

[00:05:15] 而今

[00:05:16] 他要公报私仇

[00:05:19] 我爹不在了

[00:05:21] 他要拿我撒气呀

[00:05:23] 看来他非把我整死不可

[00:05:28] 只要娘儿俩哭吧

[00:05:31] 哭的黑天

[00:05:33] 老太太挺有主意

[00:05:36] 孩子哭也没用

[00:05:40] 常言说得好

[00:05:41] 惹不起咱躲得起

[00:05:46] 我看这碗饭

[00:05:48] 你也甭吃了

[00:05:49] 收拾东西

[00:05:50] 咱们赶紧离开京城

[00:05:52] 远远的躲避去吧

[00:05:56] 娘啊

[00:05:57] 躲了初一躲不了15

[00:06:00] 咱们往哪去

[00:06:02] Er

[00:06:04] 你还记得你爹在世之时

[00:06:08] 有个老上司

[00:06:10] 此人姓中叫中梁啊

[00:06:14] 现在是延安府第镇守使啊

[00:06:19] 那个人蛮忠厚的

[00:06:21] 跟你爹处的也不错

[00:06:22] 儿啊

[00:06:23] 干脆咱们到延安府去投奔他去吧

[00:06:28] 看在你爹的份上讨碗饭吃还是比较容易的

[00:06:35] 好吧

[00:06:36] 也只好如此了

[00:06:39] 下了

[00:06:39] 恒心了

[00:06:40] 不走不行啊

[00:06:43] 王静看得出

[00:06:45] 高球

[00:06:45] 这小子是条狼啊

[00:06:47] 他要把你盯上

[00:06:48] 你还有个号码

[00:06:50] 不怕见官

[00:06:52] 就怕现管

[00:06:53] 这上眼皮呀

[00:06:55] 你可得罪不了嗨

[00:06:58] 尤其是一个上眼皮

[00:07:01] 他要赏识米提拔你

[00:07:05] 也许你这一辈子从此飞黄腾达

[00:07:09] 他要报复你

[00:07:11] 找你的毛病

[00:07:13] 也许你这一辈子永无出头之日

[00:07:18] 这一点都不假

[00:07:21] 王庆跟母亲商量好了

[00:07:24] 粗笨的东西都不要

[00:07:28] 哎

[00:07:28] 收拾了金银细软

[00:07:31] 常换的衣服拿了俩大包袱

[00:07:35] 弄个挑

[00:07:36] 他要挑着那边说不有病吗

[00:07:39] 这阵儿也没病了

[00:07:41] 上大堂吓出一身透汗来

[00:07:44] 这病还真就好了

[00:07:46] 再者说不好也得走

[00:07:49] 到了三天

[00:07:50] 高球找他毛病

[00:07:52] 怎么办呢

[00:07:53] 就这样收拾好了

[00:07:56] 说那么容易走吗

[00:07:58] 这门口啊

[00:07:59] 还有俩门军

[00:08:02] 按照王进的差事

[00:08:04] 有资格使用人

[00:08:07] 所以官府派俩人儿是凤王郡

[00:08:12] 这就是眼目

[00:08:14] 不把他们摆脱了

[00:08:16] 哪行呢

[00:08:18] 王进把他们俩叫进来了

[00:08:21] 一个老张

[00:08:23] 一个老李

[00:08:25] 数日呢

[00:08:25] 王静对他们不错

[00:08:27] 无话不谈

[00:08:29] 王进就说

[00:08:31] 让我娘啊

[00:08:32] 许了个愿

[00:08:33] 到关王庙酱香

[00:08:37] 你们哥俩拿着十两银子

[00:08:39] 买三牲

[00:08:41] 祭品把香辣都清好了

[00:08:44] 到关王庙等着我呢

[00:08:47] 一会儿陪我娘前去烧香

[00:08:51] 你们走吧

[00:08:52] 哎

[00:08:52] 好吧

[00:08:54] 这两个人信以为实

[00:08:57] 高高兴兴拿着十两银子啊

[00:08:59] 遭的

[00:09:01] 王进把他们支走了之后

[00:09:03] 赶紧回到后院

[00:09:06] 娘啊

[00:09:06] 快走

[00:09:08] 怎么个走法呢

[00:09:10] 王静有匹马是匹黄骠马鞍忏交还都准备好了

[00:09:16] 扶着娘骑着马

[00:09:19] 包袱呢

[00:09:20] 让马驮着

[00:09:21] 另外

[00:09:22] 王军还挑这个挑

[00:09:24] 带着散碎的银子把前后门锁好

[00:09:29] 不敢走前边儿在厚街偷偷走的

[00:09:34] 离开了京都

[00:09:36] 直奔延安府

[00:09:40] 咱说那俩伙计

[00:09:43] 到了关王庙

[00:09:45] 把三牲、祭品香辣都清好了

[00:09:49] 就等着这位教头

[00:09:52] 左等不来

[00:09:53] 右等不来

[00:09:55] 一直等着赏午也没来

[00:10:00] 这怎么这么慢呢

[00:10:02] 再等等吧

[00:10:04] 打了过场

[00:10:05] 还没来

[00:10:07] 这老李啊

[00:10:08] 叫老张说

[00:10:09] 你回去看看去是不是出了什么事儿了

[00:10:12] 是老张跑回去了

[00:10:13] 一看见

[00:10:15] 前后门都锁上了

[00:10:17] 这这上哪去了

[00:10:19] 当然

[00:10:20] 走两岔了

[00:10:21] 他又跑回关王庙

[00:10:24] 一打听没来

[00:10:27] 一直等到黑天

[00:10:29] 也没见面儿

[00:10:30] 俩人就知道这里边有事儿了

[00:10:33] 到了第二天

[00:10:34] 急忙到殿帅府禀报此事

[00:10:38] 不敢隐瞒

[00:10:41] 高俅一

[00:10:41] 听什么

[00:10:43] 跑了好小子

[00:10:47] 我看你能跑到哪去

[00:10:50] 高酋赶紧把文案师爷找上来

[00:10:54] 亲自牵手首例发下海捕公文一体

[00:11:01] 严拿陶军

[00:11:04] 所以把她带回来不可

[00:11:07] 这玩意儿叫全纳太尉府的还补公文呢

[00:11:11] 到哪儿也不敢耽搁

[00:11:13] 周伏见稻荷路码头

[00:11:16] 接着公示之后马上派出人去

[00:11:20] 开始捉拿王进

[00:11:24] 咱们单说王教头

[00:11:27] 母亲骑着马在前边走

[00:11:29] 他挑着挑在后头

[00:11:31] 跟着不敢走

[00:11:32] 大道儿竟走小道

[00:11:35] 王进算计

[00:11:36] 这日子可能高球

[00:11:39] 这会儿知道了

[00:11:41] 他非得杀海捕公文抓我不可言

[00:11:45] 路上我要多加谨慎

[00:11:48] 不敢叫王进了

[00:11:51] 改个名儿

[00:11:53] 改叫张四儿

[00:11:57] 不走大道

[00:11:58] 走小道

[00:12:00] 就这样保护他娘

[00:12:03] 走出一个多月了

[00:12:05] 离延安府不到300例啦

[00:12:10] 王进常出了一口气

[00:12:12] 看来没什么危险的

[00:12:15] 这地方属于编外

[00:12:18] 山高皇帝远呐

[00:12:21] 我要在走几天

[00:12:23] 到了延安府

[00:12:25] 见着老相公就没有事儿啦

[00:12:31] 第二天

[00:12:32] 娘儿俩接着往前走

[00:12:34] 因为贪赶路程

[00:12:36] 错过了宿头

[00:12:40] 嗯

[00:12:40] 没找着电王

[00:12:42] 哎呀

[00:12:43] 前面除了大山就是树林儿啊

[00:12:47] 老太太实在是太乏了

[00:12:49] 你别看骑马那玩意累啊

[00:12:52] 跟王进商量

[00:12:54] 是不是找个地方好好休息休息微凉

[00:12:58] 四肢疼痛

[00:13:00] 实在是走不了了

[00:13:02] 李阳啊

[00:13:03] 您别着急

[00:13:05] 咱们往前再走一段路

[00:13:07] 我我找一户人家

[00:13:11] 又走了不到五里地

[00:13:12] 在山坡下头

[00:13:15] 哎

[00:13:16] 找了一个状元

[00:13:19] 这山村里拉拉穆

[00:13:21] 有三四百户人家的

[00:13:23] 紧把头儿的是个大宅院

[00:13:27] 大院套

[00:13:29] 王进欣说要投诉

[00:13:31] 我得找这样的人家

[00:13:33] 一般人家房子少

[00:13:35] 人多

[00:13:35] 他狭窄

[00:13:37] 看来在这还行

[00:13:40] 王俊撞了撞胆子

[00:13:42] 让娘下了马在旁边坐着

[00:13:45] 他把票放下

[00:13:47] 过来叩门

[00:13:50] 没砸几下

[00:13:51] 门开了

[00:13:53] 里边儿出来个伙计

[00:13:55] 提着灯照一照

[00:13:58] 找谁啊你

[00:13:59] 啊

[00:14:01] 这位大哥辛苦

[00:14:03] 嗯

[00:14:04] 我呀

[00:14:05] 奶是外地人

[00:14:07] 到这儿要办点儿事儿

[00:14:09] 因为呢

[00:14:10] 没来过

[00:14:11] 走错了道路

[00:14:13] 迷失了方向

[00:14:14] 也错过了树头

[00:14:17] 天已经到了

[00:14:18] 这般时候打算借宝斋

[00:14:22] 住上一晚上

[00:14:24] 该花什么钱

[00:14:25] 我花什么钱

[00:14:27] 求大哥赏个方便

[00:14:30] 是啊

[00:14:32] 哎呀

[00:14:32] 这事儿得老员外做主啊

[00:14:35] 你等等吧啊

[00:14:36] 我一定给你多加美言

[00:14:39] 有劳大哥了

[00:14:41] 别人到里边送信儿去了

[00:14:43] 哎

[00:14:44] 本来这主人呢心地良善

[00:14:47] 一会儿亲自出来一看

[00:14:50] 一个老太太有匹马在看

[00:14:53] 王静五官端正

[00:14:55] 30 挂零的年纪也是个证人

[00:14:59] 人家这才放心

[00:15:00] 一打听

[00:15:02] 想要借许

[00:15:03] 好吧

[00:15:04] 老杨说

[00:15:05] 我房子有的是

[00:15:07] 既然是不嫌弃的话

[00:15:09] 请到里面来吧

[00:15:10] A Xiao Xia

[00:15:11] 伙计牵着马给漂着行李进了院儿的

[00:15:16] G Le

[00:15:16] 草堂分宾主落座

[00:15:20] 一问王进叫什么名儿

[00:15:21] 王静茹

[00:15:22] 我姓张

[00:15:23] 我叫张四

[00:15:24] 上哪儿去上延安府

[00:15:27] 哎呀

[00:15:27] 上延安府还有360 多里呢

[00:15:30] 还得走几天呢

[00:15:32] 呃

[00:15:32] 今天晚上住在这边没吃饭的都没有呢

[00:15:36] 来

[00:15:36] 让他给准备吃喝

[00:15:39] 还真挺丰盛

[00:15:41] 做了四个菜

[00:15:42] 还得切了一盘熟牛肉

[00:15:46] 娘俩也真饿了

[00:15:47] 没客气

[00:15:49] 等吃完了之后

[00:15:50] 王技术

[00:15:52] 原来你放心

[00:15:53] 明天临行之时

[00:15:55] 该多少钱

[00:15:56] 我给多少钱

[00:15:58] 员外移了嗨呀

[00:16:00] 出门在外不容易

[00:16:03] 谁能扛着房子走

[00:16:05] 这算得了什么

[00:16:07] 就别提那个钱了啊

[00:16:09] 呃

[00:16:10] 回家给准备了住处了吗

[00:16:12] 都准备好了

[00:16:14] 就这样

[00:16:14] 员外亲自送的进了屋一看

[00:16:17] 被褥

[00:16:18] 枕头都准备了

[00:16:21] 这员外又坐了一会儿走了

[00:16:24] 王静扶持着

[00:16:25] 老娘先睡了

[00:16:27] 他也睡了

[00:16:28] 这一晚上是胡思乱想啊

[00:16:33] 王静暗自叹息

[00:16:36] 就凭我落到这步田地

[00:16:39] 这不是老天爷惩罚我吗

[00:16:42] 我惹谁了

[00:16:45] 哎

[00:16:46] 到延安府还不知道是吉是凶啊

[00:16:51] 后半夜才睡

[00:16:54] 本来第二天想吃罢早饭就走

[00:16:58] 结果王晋起来之后

[00:17:00] 发现他娘病倒了

[00:17:04] 老太太哼哼了半宿啊

[00:17:06] 起不来了

[00:17:07] 上了年纪的人了

[00:17:08] 又担心又受苦

[00:17:12] 老太太一病不起

[00:17:13] 你这怎么急人不

[00:17:16] 后来本庄的这员外真不错

[00:17:20] 原来说

[00:17:21] 你别着急啊

[00:17:23] 这么办吧

[00:17:24] 我找个先生给他看看

[00:17:27] 你要没钱

[00:17:28] 我这儿有

[00:17:29] 将来你再给我王进千恩万谢

[00:17:33] 把大夫给请了号了

[00:17:35] 脉看看病大夫说了

[00:17:38] 没什么大病

[00:17:39] 疲劳过度

[00:17:41] 加上有点儿风寒感冒

[00:17:44] 不过呢

[00:17:45] 上了年纪了

[00:17:46] 也得将养个十天半月的

[00:17:48] 可不能再赶路了

[00:17:50] 在赶路

[00:17:51] 老太的命就保不住了

[00:17:53] 你说这玩意儿急人不

[00:17:55] 人家把药方给开了

[00:17:59] 王静

[00:18:00] 你看只好硬着头皮就住到人家这儿吧

[00:18:04] 走不了啊

[00:18:06] 嗯

[00:18:06] 这原来还真不错

[00:18:08] 一再安慰王季就住到我这儿

[00:18:12] 没什么

[00:18:13] 夺子

[00:18:14] 你娘好了

[00:18:15] 度子

[00:18:16] 你们再登程赶路啊

[00:18:19] 王进千恩万谢

[00:18:22] 咋个老太太开始养病

[00:18:25] 王进熬完药司碰老娘

[00:18:27] 睡了之后

[00:18:28] 他没事儿

[00:18:31] 就背着手里里外外溜达

[00:18:34] 他这才知道本庄的主人姓史

[00:18:39] 史太公

[00:18:41] 心说早晚

[00:18:42] 那我要混好了

[00:18:44] 绝不望着人家的恩情啊

[00:18:48] 因为他没事儿

[00:18:49] 他闲溜达溜达到后院去了

[00:18:53] He 发现一个小伙子正在这练吧

[00:19:00] 这小伙子脱了光榜一沙板带七把叉

[00:19:04] 蹲裆滚裤

[00:19:05] 等着抓壁虎的靴子

[00:19:06] 把头发高高地挽在头顶金簪

[00:19:10] 别领这小伙子一身腱子肉带折皮户外

[00:19:16] 这条棒使的是呼呼刮风啊

[00:19:21] 可王进是教头

[00:19:25] 每天跟刀枪棍棒打交道

[00:19:28] 这是他的老本行

[00:19:30] 他非常喜爱

[00:19:32] 搭着也没事儿

[00:19:34] 他就背着手在旁边看

[00:19:37] 这小伙一直练完了

[00:19:40] 旁边有几个伙计鼓掌喝彩

[00:19:43] 哈哈哈哈

[00:19:45] 好啥呀

[00:19:48] 你这功夫大有长进

[00:19:52] 这小伙子挺高兴

[00:19:53] 咕咚咕咚喝了两碗水

[00:19:55] 用手巾擦了擦脸

[00:19:57] 一抬头

[00:19:59] 看着王静

[00:20:01] 哎

[00:20:02] 你是干什么的

[00:20:04] 贼头贼脑的

[00:20:05] 你在这儿瞅什么

[00:20:08] 王军一听这话

[00:20:10] 有点儿不对路

[00:20:12] 这小伙怎么出口伤人呢

[00:20:15] 赶紧过来

[00:20:16] 冲着小伙子一抱拳

[00:20:19] 在下姓张

[00:20:21] 我叫张四

[00:20:23] 因为我跟我娘上

[00:20:25] 延安府找朋友去

[00:20:28] 我娘不幸病倒

[00:20:30] 就住在宝宅养病

[00:20:34] 啊

[00:20:35] 我听说了

[00:20:38] 我这瞅你这人儿俩眼倍儿亮

[00:20:42] 身子骨挺结实

[00:20:44] 你懂不懂武术

[00:20:47] 王静说

[00:20:48] 要说懂我

[00:20:48] 可不敢当

[00:20:50] 但是我挺喜欢

[00:20:52] 那你看我刚才使得棒如何呀

[00:20:57] 王静就知道这小伙没心眼子

[00:20:59] 直出直入

[00:21:02] 有点儿深沉和涵养的人

[00:21:05] 怎么能说出这种话来呢

[00:21:07] 但是王静挺喜欢他

[00:21:10] 哈啊

[00:21:13] 老弟啊

[00:21:15] 要说你使的吧

[00:21:17] 不错

[00:21:19] 的确下了一番苦功

[00:21:22] 但是呢

[00:21:23] 你使地磅有点儿华而不实

[00:21:27] 呃

[00:21:28] 什么叫华而不实

[00:21:30] 就是你练的是花架子

[00:21:33] 不实用

[00:21:34] 要遇上行家

[00:21:37] 恐怕你这棒就不好使

[00:21:39] 换了干去那挨打的

[00:21:42] 是吗

[00:21:43] 哈哈

[00:21:46] 哎呀

[00:21:46] 我爹给我花老了银子了

[00:21:49] 我从七岁就开始练功

[00:21:52] 我还头回

[00:21:53] 听说这样的话哦

[00:21:55] 我是花架子

[00:21:57] 那么这一说你会实在的了

[00:22:01] 那你练练我看看不

[00:22:03] 不不

[00:22:04] 吓死

[00:22:05] 我也不敢

[00:22:05] 不敢

[00:22:07] 既然你说出这话来

[00:22:08] 你就得给我来

[00:22:10] 你要不练的比我强

[00:22:12] 那你就是小瞧我

[00:22:15] 这小伙子说什么也不答应

[00:22:18] 非叫王进练不可王进没辙了

[00:22:21] 把棒拿过来好吧

[00:22:24] 那么既然说我就练练

[00:22:26] 老弟你可别见笑啊

[00:22:29] 王进就练了一套

[00:22:31] 其实还没练真功夫

[00:22:34] 就是像

[00:22:35] 不像做比成样

[00:22:38] 这年轻人把嘴一撇

[00:22:40] 你就这样

[00:22:41] 下次我看也不怎么地

[00:22:43] 还赶不上我这两套

[00:22:46] 王进说是这么的

[00:22:49] 平常店看不出功夫高低

[00:22:53] 主要得打对手

[00:22:55] 美食

[00:22:57] 光一个人练

[00:22:59] 看不出好坏的

[00:23:00] 那我陪你练练

[00:23:03] 看一看谁高

[00:23:06] 水的