《水浒0013》歌词

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[00:00:01] 花和尚鲁智深两次大闹文殊院

[00:00:06] 智真长老一看实在没办法

[00:00:10] 决定把他赶走

[00:00:13] 但是呢

[00:00:14] 看在赵石主的份上

[00:00:17] 不能赶出门去不管

[00:00:20] 就想啊

[00:00:22] 把他介绍到东京大相国寺

[00:00:25] 找亲师弟智清长老给安排个活儿做

[00:00:31] 那么决定之后

[00:00:33] 得先跟赵施主打个招呼

[00:00:36] 他特为派个人到了七宝村去的和尚

[00:00:42] 当面跟赵施主一说经过

[00:00:45] 哎呀

[00:00:45] 赵员外是紧锁双眉呀

[00:00:49] 细说

[00:00:51] 真长老

[00:00:52] 这就够意思了

[00:00:54] 鲁达好不晓事

[00:00:57] 既然这样

[00:00:58] 就没有什么可说的

[00:01:01] 因此同意了

[00:01:02] 又给封了一百两银子

[00:01:05] 让J 和尚拿回文殊院

[00:01:08] 交给真长老

[00:01:10] 真长老一看

[00:01:11] 赵施主没有别的可说

[00:01:15] 这事儿就做了最后的决定

[00:01:17] 命人把鲁智深找到面前

[00:01:22] 至深呐

[00:01:23] 我已决定

[00:01:25] 信已写好

[00:01:26] 命你赶奔东京大相国寺

[00:01:31] 找我师弟至亲

[00:01:33] 让他给你找个直视

[00:01:36] 你到了东京之后要好自为之

[00:01:41] 切莫违犯清规啊

[00:01:45] 多谢师傅来来说着

[00:01:49] 有人把书信交给鲁智深

[00:01:53] 临别了得

[00:01:54] 留点纪念

[00:01:56] 又送他一套僧衣

[00:01:58] 僧帽

[00:01:59] 僧袍

[00:02:00] 袈裟僧鞋等等等

[00:02:02] 鲁智深网上扣头接过来

[00:02:05] 另外要上路了

[00:02:07] 手续必备

[00:02:09] 五花度牒

[00:02:12] 揣到身上

[00:02:13] 讨饭用的波也带好

[00:02:16] 这才离开五台山文殊院

[00:02:19] 等于出了门儿

[00:02:22] 鲁智深D

[00:02:23] 心里头觉着空荡荡的

[00:02:26] 有点儿失魂落魄的意思

[00:02:30] 但呢

[00:02:31] 它也有高兴的地方

[00:02:33] 这五台山文殊院虽好

[00:02:36] 太偏僻

[00:02:37] 这样到了东京大相国寺

[00:02:40] 那是天子脚下

[00:02:41] 大邦之地

[00:02:42] 藏龙卧虎啊

[00:02:44] 那多有意思

[00:02:46] 嗯

[00:02:46] 多开心呢

[00:02:48] 肯定能比这强

[00:02:50] 下了山之后

[00:02:51] 头一件事儿

[00:02:53] 他先找着那个小镇店的铁匠炉

[00:02:56] 因为他在这儿打了一把戒刀

[00:02:59] 一条禅杖

[00:03:01] 定钱都交了

[00:03:03] 鲁智深迈大步

[00:03:05] 等到了铁匠炉之后

[00:03:07] 伙计抬头一看了师傅

[00:03:10] 来了

[00:03:11] 来了

[00:03:12] 我那活儿做的怎么样

[00:03:15] 哎哟

[00:03:16] 还得等两天

[00:03:18] 师傅

[00:03:18] 我没跟您说

[00:03:20] 起码也得三天

[00:03:23] 这才一天的时间

[00:03:25] 我哪能打造的出来呢

[00:03:27] 好吧

[00:03:28] 别着急

[00:03:29] 我就住在这个小镇上

[00:03:31] 等你

[00:03:32] 不过

[00:03:33] 这活儿一定要做得干净

[00:03:35] 让我称心如意

[00:03:37] 不然我可不给钱

[00:03:39] 好嘞

[00:03:39] 您放心吧

[00:03:41] 书说简短

[00:03:42] 鲁智深

[00:03:43] 在这小镇店又住了两天

[00:03:47] 到第三天头

[00:03:48] 又到铁匠炉

[00:03:50] 活儿干完了再看

[00:03:52] 伙计乐乐呵呵

[00:03:53] 先把借刀拿出来

[00:03:56] 师傅您看看吧

[00:03:57] 怎么样

[00:03:58] 鲁智深砍这把戒刀

[00:04:01] 刀柄到刀尖儿尝了一下

[00:04:05] 是三尺七呀

[00:04:07] 黄登登的刀盘用黄忠绳

[00:04:12] 馋得玩手摁崩皇秃雁翅苍狼一声把刀拽出来

[00:04:19] 刀身上都闪着青光

[00:04:23] 虽然不是保任

[00:04:25] 但是港口风力

[00:04:28] 用手指的一谈谈谈谈

[00:04:33] 龙吟虎啸

[00:04:36] 好

[00:04:37] 好好好

[00:04:39] 分量也正合适

[00:04:41] 看来你这手艺不错

[00:04:44] 师傅

[00:04:45] 您再看看您这条禅杖

[00:04:48] 俩伙计进屋给搬出来

[00:04:52] 外头还有个套套着

[00:04:55] 把这部套撤掉之后

[00:04:58] 鲁智深一看

[00:04:59] 锃明刷亮

[00:05:01] 一条铁禅杖

[00:05:04] 前头是个大铲头儿

[00:05:06] 后边儿是个大月牙

[00:05:09] 那赶上都用大漆给漆了

[00:05:12] 锃明刷亮了

[00:05:15] 抄起来轮了两下子

[00:05:17] 份量是正合适

[00:05:19] 好

[00:05:21] 好

[00:05:22] 伙计

[00:05:23] 一共多少银子

[00:05:24] 我说了

[00:05:25] 一共五两

[00:05:28] 我给你多少了

[00:05:29] 你已经给了五两

[00:05:31] 再给五两打点酒喝吧

[00:05:35] 聊表筛家的寸心

[00:05:38] 哎呀

[00:05:38] 多谢师父

[00:05:39] 多谢师父

[00:05:40] 鲁智深把铁铲往肩头上一扛

[00:05:45] 腰里挎着戒刀

[00:05:47] 手里拎着大包袱

[00:05:50] 高高兴兴是直奔东京汴梁

[00:05:54] 这一路之上啊

[00:05:56] 晓行夜住

[00:05:58] 咱不必拘束

[00:06:00] 由于道路不熟

[00:06:03] 这一天呢

[00:06:04] 把道走错了

[00:06:06] 上不着村

[00:06:08] 下不着店

[00:06:09] 往前看

[00:06:11] 山峦叠翠

[00:06:13] 怪石横生

[00:06:14] 是古木狼林

[00:06:16] 翻了一山

[00:06:18] 又是衣领

[00:06:20] 穿过一钩

[00:06:21] 又是一岗

[00:06:24] 可把鲁达累坏了

[00:06:26] 心说这什么地方

[00:06:29] 我怎么就转不出去了呢

[00:06:31] 看看天

[00:06:33] 快黑了

[00:06:34] 急得他直出燥汗

[00:06:37] 放开脚步

[00:06:38] 又紧走了一程

[00:06:40] 在掌灯前后终于出了删了

[00:06:44] 离着山不远那有一个小村庄

[00:06:48] 这小村庄也有那么五六十户人家吧

[00:06:53] 他就进了村儿了

[00:06:54] 寻思找一家啊

[00:06:56] 住一晚上

[00:06:57] 然后找点儿东西吃

[00:07:00] 也不能白住

[00:07:01] 照样给钱呗

[00:07:03] 一瞅村边儿有大院套

[00:07:05] 门敞着呢

[00:07:07] 往里一探头

[00:07:09] 都点着灯笼

[00:07:11] 人来人往

[00:07:13] 忙活的挺欢

[00:07:14] 不知道干什么

[00:07:16] 鲁达就站在门前了

[00:07:18] 手打问讯

[00:07:20] 阿弥陀佛

[00:07:23] 哪位听

[00:07:24] 是啊

[00:07:25] 哪位施主听是从里边出来个小伙儿

[00:07:30] 这小伙满头大汗

[00:07:32] 瞪着眼睛看看鲁智深

[00:07:35] 吵吵什么

[00:07:36] 吵吵什么

[00:07:38] 花园

[00:07:38] 那你看什么时候没有

[00:07:41] 什么都没有

[00:07:41] 啧啧啧你说这位是愣头青

[00:07:45] 也不问青红皂白

[00:07:47] 把脸蛋子一沉

[00:07:48] 像轰狗似的

[00:07:49] 我们就撵那鲁智深火爆子脾气沾火就着要再过去

[00:07:57] 那伸手就打上了

[00:07:59] 但是现在的鲁智深比内阵有涵养

[00:08:04] 这会儿撞到脑门子上

[00:08:07] 又把它压下去

[00:08:09] 阿弥陀佛

[00:08:11] 施主休得口出不逊

[00:08:15] 拼层并非是化缘的

[00:08:19] 因为我道路不熟

[00:08:22] 错过了宿头

[00:08:25] 打算借宝宅住上一晚

[00:08:28] 讨口饭吃

[00:08:29] 明天早早我就登城

[00:08:32] 请施主赏个方便

[00:08:36] He 想得到

[00:08:38] 好

[00:08:39] 我告诉你吧

[00:08:40] 我们这儿谈事儿

[00:08:43] 什么人也不能收留

[00:08:44] 走走

[00:08:45] 快走快走

[00:08:46] 没事儿

[00:08:47] 天这份腻歪整这时候又出来俩小伙儿

[00:08:52] 大哥怎么了

[00:08:54] 你看

[00:08:55] 咱正忙得喘不过气来

[00:08:57] 他来添乱了

[00:08:59] 要打算借这儿住一宿

[00:09:02] 你说可恶

[00:09:03] 不哪有功夫理他

[00:09:05] 把他轰走就得了

[00:09:06] 擦擦J 2 位也是愣头青

[00:09:10] 出来了就推鲁智深这

[00:09:14] 鲁智深可不敢把眼睛一瞪

[00:09:17] 心说

[00:09:17] 人生在世就是这么个道理

[00:09:21] 人善被人欺

[00:09:22] 马善被人骑

[00:09:24] 那我怎么的啦

[00:09:26] 你们干嘛推我呀

[00:09:32] 你们推什么

[00:09:33] 就这一帮子三妹全趴下了

[00:09:36] 那根铁杠子差不多少

[00:09:38] 好好和尚

[00:09:40] 你敢打人

[00:09:41] 你敢打人

[00:09:42] 这么一乱

[00:09:44] 惊动了本斋的主人

[00:09:47] 提着灯来到门口

[00:09:50] J 主人呢

[00:09:52] 能有50岁

[00:09:53] 挂零

[00:09:54] 腰板还挺硬实

[00:09:56] 满脸的愁云呢

[00:09:59] 到门口就问

[00:10:01] 老三

[00:10:02] 那怎么了

[00:10:04] 哎哟

[00:10:04] 圆圆

[00:10:05] 你看来个野和尚非要住这儿

[00:10:08] 我们刚说个不字

[00:10:10] 他动手就打人

[00:10:12] 哎呀

[00:10:14] 还是怪你们不会说话呀

[00:10:18] 鲁智深一看

[00:10:20] 哦

[00:10:21] 这是本斋的主人

[00:10:23] 我得过去跟他讲着讲着

[00:10:25] 阿弥陀佛

[00:10:26] 善哉善哉

[00:10:28] 小僧有礼了

[00:10:31] 哎呀

[00:10:32] 高僧不可夺

[00:10:33] 李师傅到底是怎么回事儿

[00:10:37] 哎

[00:10:38] 没旁的事儿

[00:10:40] 我奶

[00:10:41] 五台山文殊院出家的僧人

[00:10:45] 奉师父所差奔东京大相国寺

[00:10:50] 因为道路不熟

[00:10:52] 错过了宿头

[00:10:54] 打算借宝宅住一晚上

[00:10:58] 讨口水喝

[00:10:59] 讨碗饭吃

[00:11:01] 可是这三个人口出不逊

[00:11:04] 不但不答应

[00:11:06] 还要动手怒打乒乓

[00:11:10] 我没办法

[00:11:11] 这才还手

[00:11:12] 万望老施主原谅

[00:11:15] 哎呀

[00:11:16] 本宅J 主人一看

[00:11:18] 这和尚长得虽然凶恶

[00:11:21] 说话蛮客气地

[00:11:24] 扭回头来深思手下的人

[00:11:28] 奴才你们真不小

[00:11:31] 是啊

[00:11:32] 还不给我退下

[00:11:35] 这仨人儿

[00:11:36] 绵溜溜退下去

[00:11:38] 本斋的主人转回脸来

[00:11:40] 对鲁智深属

[00:11:42] 师傅

[00:11:43] 那就住下吧

[00:11:45] 属于我来

[00:11:47] 他提灯在前头引路

[00:11:49] 鲁智深在后头跟着进院儿一看

[00:11:53] 院儿里有几挂车

[00:11:56] 车上装D 行李

[00:11:58] 破东烂西的

[00:11:59] 地上也堆着不少

[00:12:02] 十几个人呢

[00:12:03] 从屋里往外搬运东西

[00:12:06] 喊这意思是要搬家

[00:12:09] 啊

[00:12:10] 怪不得几个年轻人心里头急躁

[00:12:14] 他们的确是有事儿

[00:12:16] 就这样进了屋里

[00:12:18] 分宾主落座

[00:12:20] 员外说话

[00:12:22] 是否是从哪儿来

[00:12:24] 五台山文殊院

[00:12:26] 这是我的度

[00:12:28] 别

[00:12:29] 光说不行

[00:12:30] 得拿出证明叫人家看看

[00:12:32] 员外接过来看看

[00:12:33] 哎呀

[00:12:34] 原来是出活佛的胜地

[00:12:38] 这是圣僧啊

[00:12:40] 没吃饭呢吧

[00:12:42] 呃

[00:12:42] 没吃呢

[00:12:44] 来人哪

[00:12:46] 告诉厨房把火桶开

[00:12:49] 给圣僧做饭

[00:12:51] 婶儿下班准备去了

[00:12:54] 员外这才问

[00:12:56] 但不知高僧是吃荤呐

[00:12:59] 是吃斋a

[00:13:01] 刚才我没说清楚

[00:13:03] 按理说应当吃斋

[00:13:06] 不过我这个人不在乎这些

[00:13:11] 什么牛羊肉狗肉

[00:13:13] 我全来回要

[00:13:15] 有酒的话还是越多越好

[00:13:18] 哦哦

[00:13:19] 这就是了

[00:13:20] 快去准备

[00:13:21] 还真够意思

[00:13:24] 时间不大

[00:13:25] 条摆桌案罗列

[00:13:27] 杯盘呢

[00:13:28] 头儿上大盘全是肉

[00:13:32] 大盘子切D 也是肉

[00:13:35] 整台酒

[00:13:37] 给断了

[00:13:39] 员外这才说

[00:13:40] 师傅

[00:13:41] 请用饭吧

[00:13:42] 呃

[00:13:43] 我不客气了啊

[00:13:46] 说着

[00:13:46] 端起酒碗来

[00:13:47] 蹲一晚

[00:13:51] 然后夹起肉来

[00:13:52] 这就吃开

[00:13:54] 这员外像傻子似的坐到她对面儿瞪眼看着

[00:13:59] 心说这出家人少说三天没吃饭

[00:14:04] 看这样都饿急了都

[00:14:06] 的确

[00:14:07] 鲁智深也饿坏了

[00:14:09] 还吃了个半饱儿

[00:14:11] 他才发现这员外盯着他

[00:14:14] 鲁达觉着有点儿十里他也了

[00:14:17] 呵呵

[00:14:21] 原来您见笑了

[00:14:23] 您看我吃的是不是太狼乎点儿

[00:14:27] 那倒不是我发现圣僧身体强壮

[00:14:34] 好啊好啊

[00:14:37] 嗨嗨嗨

[00:14:42] 鲁智深

[00:14:43] 你看这什么毛病啊

[00:14:44] 先乐后哭

[00:14:46] 啊

[00:14:47] 明白了

[00:14:49] 感情我吃得太多

[00:14:52] 把老头吃得都哭了都

[00:14:54] 我得跟他解释解释

[00:14:57] 施主不必难过

[00:14:59] 别看我吃的多

[00:15:01] 我儒术给钱

[00:15:03] 你不必心疼

[00:15:06] 员外一听

[00:15:07] 把脚一跺

[00:15:08] 哎呀

[00:15:09] 圣僧说的哪里话了

[00:15:12] 我能在乎这个吗

[00:15:15] 我要小气的话

[00:15:16] 我说没有好不好

[00:15:18] 我哭的不是这个

[00:15:21] 哭的是我们家的事儿

[00:15:24] 完喽

[00:15:26] 都玩了

[00:15:27] 哼

[00:15:29] 虎

[00:15:31] 施荣不必难过

[00:15:34] 有什么想不通的事儿

[00:15:36] 办不到的事

[00:15:38] 尽管对贫僧

[00:15:40] 将来看看我能不能帮上忙

[00:15:44] 你吃饭

[00:15:47] 吃完了你就睡觉

[00:15:49] 明儿个早早地登场

[00:15:52] 我家的事情你管不了

[00:15:57] 话也不能这么说

[00:15:59] 天下人管天下事嘛

[00:16:03] 你说说

[00:16:04] 我听听

[00:16:05] 能管则管

[00:16:06] 不能管也就算了

[00:16:08] 好爸

[00:16:10] 这真是闭门家中坐

[00:16:13] 祸从天上来呀

[00:16:17] 我们这小小的山村叫桃花庄

[00:16:23] 离我们这15 里地大山里有一座山寨叫桃花债

[00:16:31] 最近桃花债来了一伙强人

[00:16:36] 大概能有个三百四百的为首的债主

[00:16:42] 召集他手下那帮人强啊多呀

[00:16:47] 什么坏事都干连

[00:16:50] 官府都治不了

[00:16:52] 他们这些人经常到我们桃花庄一带来找事儿

[00:16:58] 见牛要牛见杨耀扬

[00:17:03] 觉得我们这一方啊

[00:17:05] 都没法儿过

[00:17:06] 前些时

[00:17:08] 他们的债主又来到老汉家中

[00:17:12] 索取白银二百两

[00:17:15] 我没敢说

[00:17:16] 胖子乖乖地把银子给了他们

[00:17:21] 还在这儿设宴款待

[00:17:24] 咱不敢得罪

[00:17:27] 哪知道我有个女儿

[00:17:30] 正好经此路过

[00:17:33] 被山大王看见了

[00:17:36] 见我女儿有几分姿色啊

[00:17:39] 动了坏心了

[00:17:42] 非要把我女儿接到山上做个压寨夫人

[00:17:47] 昨天派人送来的病理

[00:17:51] 说明天晚上就到这儿来接亲

[00:17:55] 我老伴为此哭地死去活来

[00:18:00] 我女儿也哭的跟傻子差不多

[00:18:06] 你

[00:18:06] 你说这这

[00:18:07] 这可怎么办

[00:18:09] 谁愿意把孩子往火坑里推

[00:18:14] 谁们娘家的子女愿嫁给山贼

[00:18:19] 不答应吧

[00:18:20] 活不了

[00:18:22] 答应吧

[00:18:23] 不愿意

[00:18:24] 天呐

[00:18:27] 师傅你说说

[00:18:28] 这叫什么世界

[00:18:30] 哪还有王法

[00:18:32] 哪还有天理a

[00:18:35] 我一看

[00:18:36] 惹不起咱躲得起啊

[00:18:39] 这不是让我手下人准备车辆吗

[00:18:43] 把比较值钱的东西全都拉走

[00:18:46] 我们能跑则跑不了

[00:18:50] 弄包耗子药

[00:18:53] 我们一家子全都自杀

[00:18:57] 火

[00:18:59] 有这等事儿

[00:19:01] 但不知那个山贼的头子叫什么

[00:19:06] 听说俩头儿的

[00:19:07] 我也记不住叫什么

[00:19:10] 嗯

[00:19:13] 你等等啊

[00:19:15] 我把这后半截饭吃完了

[00:19:18] 咱俩再商议

[00:19:20] 哎

[00:19:20] 这么紧急

[00:19:21] 他还没忘了吃

[00:19:23] 简短节说

[00:19:25] 吃完水漆上来

[00:19:28] 鲁智深也来了精神

[00:19:30] 把椅子往前拉拉

[00:19:32] 挨着老头坐下

[00:19:35] 我老丈

[00:19:36] 你贵姓

[00:19:37] 免贵姓刘

[00:19:38] 大家都管我叫刘太公

[00:19:42] 我刘太公

[00:19:44] 没事儿

[00:19:46] 这事儿包在山峡我身上

[00:19:51] 我替你管管

[00:19:52] 你看怎么样

[00:19:53] 你就

[00:19:55] 你就你一个人

[00:19:56] 对

[00:19:57] 就我一个人不行

[00:20:00] 不行

[00:20:01] 那些山大王都是杀人不眨眼的魔王啊

[00:20:06] 都是亡命徒啊

[00:20:08] 双拳难敌四手

[00:20:10] 好汉怎架得住人多呀

[00:20:14] 你浑身是铁

[00:20:16] 能粘几颗钉啊

[00:20:18] 如果你管的半截不是他们的对手

[00:20:22] 你要有个三长两短

[00:20:24] 我们全得跟着玩

[00:20:27] 不但我们老刘见活不成就山村的父老乡亲

[00:20:32] 左邻右舍也活不成啊

[00:20:36] 不行不行不行

[00:20:38] 哈哈哈哈

[00:20:41] 刘太公啊

[00:20:43] 你对我是不了解

[00:20:45] 要平着打

[00:20:47] 当然我打不过他们

[00:20:49] 可是你别忘了

[00:20:50] 我是出家的僧人

[00:20:53] 我学过签到

[00:20:56] 我能够掐诀念咒

[00:20:59] 撒豆成兵

[00:21:00] 呼风唤雨

[00:21:02] 拘神遣将

[00:21:04] 另外我还会一招绝一说姻缘

[00:21:09] 嗯

[00:21:10] 是吗

[00:21:12] 什么叫说姻缘

[00:21:14] 哎

[00:21:15] 比方说那山大王来了之后跟我对面坐好

[00:21:21] 我给他指出肠破厉害

[00:21:25] 然后吹动仙气a

[00:21:28] 他马上就能改变想法

[00:21:32] 比如说他要想娶你的女儿

[00:21:35] 她不娶了

[00:21:36] 她要做坏事儿

[00:21:37] 他准保就不做了

[00:21:39] 这叫说姻缘呢呀

[00:21:42] 是啊

[00:21:43] 您还会这两下子

[00:21:44] Na

[00:21:45] 当然了

[00:21:46] 要不然能穿这套衣裳吗

[00:21:49] 不然能把脑袋剃个倍儿亮

[00:21:53] 你这鲁智深呢

[00:21:54] 也会开玩笑

[00:21:56] 你要不这么说

[00:21:57] 这老头儿

[00:21:59] 这个心呢

[00:21:59] 踏实不下来

[00:22:02] 可这么一说呀

[00:22:03] 老头儿果然转忧为喜

[00:22:06] 趴地上就磕头

[00:22:08] 上升啊

[00:22:09] 恩人呐

[00:22:10] 圣僧

[00:22:11] 我们一家的性命全都交给您了

[00:22:15] 哎呀

[00:22:16] 起来起来

[00:22:16] 起来

[00:22:17] 起来

[00:22:18] 我刘太公啊

[00:22:19] 他什么时候来取琴

[00:22:21] 明天

[00:22:22] 明天的晚上

[00:22:24] 你也帮搬家

[00:22:25] 哎

[00:22:26] 该过日子过日子

[00:22:28] 该怎么过怎么过

[00:22:29] 你就着手准备

[00:22:31] 越热闹越好

[00:22:33] 贫僧不走

[00:22:34] 就住在你家等着呢

[00:22:36] 山大王来了

[00:22:37] 我好说

[00:22:39] 姻缘