《祖传笑话》歌词
[00:00:00] 祖传笑话 - 李金鹏
[00:00:03] 师傅 师傅
[00:00:04] 徒儿 我已经不行了
[00:00:07] 师傅 你坚持住 我们还得回去吃刀削面啊
[00:00:11] 徒儿 我这里有个祖传的笑话 今天我就传给你
[00:00:17] 你听好了 从前有一头母猪骑着电动车回娘家
[00:00:25] 这时候就听见一只螃蟹喊 拐了 拐了
[00:00:32] 母猪很生气的对螃蟹说 你知道我上哪儿去 你就拐了拐了地
[00:00:38] 这只螃蟹又说 卖了 卖了 拐卖了拐卖了
[00:00:45] 这只母猪就下了车 就下了车
[00:00:49] 师傅这只母猪下了车后怎么样啊
[00:00:52] 师傅你别吓我啊 你讲完啊
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