《水浒0050》歌词

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[00:00:01] 宋江送走了刘唐

[00:00:05] 转身刚要回寓所

[00:00:08] 肩头上被人拍了一巴掌

[00:00:12] 没把宋江给吓死

[00:00:16] 那位说他胆儿也太小了

[00:00:20] 这话说的不对

[00:00:23] 这事儿就轮到您身上

[00:00:25] 你也不例外

[00:00:28] 那有杀身之祸呀

[00:00:30] 谁也不害怕

[00:00:33] 宋江打了个冷战

[00:00:35] 回头一看

[00:00:36] 哟

[00:00:36] 这心才放下

[00:00:39] 又是那个老阎婆子

[00:00:43] 就见这老太太满面是笑

[00:00:47] 押思啊

[00:00:49] 我找您找的好苦味

[00:00:52] 转圈儿找没找着

[00:00:55] 饭馆儿的人说您都要来

[00:00:58] 饭菜没吃就走了

[00:01:01] 跟一个朋友出来了

[00:01:03] 我就在街上找

[00:01:04] 不

[00:01:05] 这才把您找着

[00:01:07] 哦哦

[00:01:09] 合适

[00:01:11] 您忘了

[00:01:13] 头三天我就跟您约会好了

[00:01:17] 我到时候来接您来

[00:01:19] 婆媳呀

[00:01:20] 都给您准备妥当了

[00:01:23] 就等您去团聚呢

[00:01:26] 我 官人哪

[00:01:28] 大人不见小人怪

[00:01:30] 宰相肚子撑开船

[00:01:33] 您别跟他一般见识

[00:01:37] 怎么说他在您面前是个孩子

[00:01:40] 平时呢

[00:01:41] 有个周到不周到的

[00:01:43] 您还得谅解

[00:01:46] 不看僧面看佛面嘛

[00:01:50] 雅思啊 走吧

[00:01:51] 跟我回家吧

[00:01:53] 唉

[00:01:55] 我对你说过

[00:01:57] 我公务太忙

[00:02:00] 时难分身

[00:02:01] 哟

[00:02:03] 您现在不没事儿吗

[00:02:05] 那你忙

[00:02:07] 你刚才怎么还接待朋友呢

[00:02:09] 啊

[00:02:09] 那人儿是谁

[00:02:11] 唉唉

[00:02:12] 多年不见的一个同乡

[00:02:16] 说几句话嘛

[00:02:17] 可你有这功夫

[00:02:20] 就到家里坐一坐

[00:02:21] 有何不可呢

[00:02:23] 今天说什么你也得跟我去

[00:02:27] 宋江不去

[00:02:29] 这老婆子就撒开泼了

[00:02:33] 拽住宋江的衣服

[00:02:35] 说什么也不撒手

[00:02:38] 你说在这个街上撕袍裸带的观职不雅

[00:02:42] 哎呀

[00:02:43] 宋江实在没办法了

[00:02:45] 好 你松手

[00:02:46] 松手我跟你去也就是了

[00:02:51] 您

[00:02:51] 您可不行跑了啊

[00:02:52] 那好

[00:02:53] 那跟我来吧

[00:02:56] 就像看犯人似的

[00:02:59] 把宋江领到西关

[00:03:04] 宋江看看这座楼的楼门

[00:03:07] 心里头不是滋味儿

[00:03:10] 可从前回来的时候

[00:03:12] 高高兴兴

[00:03:13] 何等快乐

[00:03:15] 现在落得这么个结局来

[00:03:18] 有什么意思

[00:03:21] 但阎婆子执意相请

[00:03:23] 又推却不了

[00:03:26] 硬着头皮进了屋了

[00:03:29] 阎婆惜呀

[00:03:30] 在楼上住

[00:03:32] 这阎婆子就喊丫头

[00:03:35] 喂

[00:03:36] 丫头

[00:03:37] 你看看谁来了

[00:03:39] 你那心爱的三郎来啦

[00:03:44] 其实他这么说呀

[00:03:46] 是故意呢

[00:03:48] 亲近宋江也是老三孝义黑三郎嘛

[00:03:54] 嗯

[00:03:57] 这阎婆惜呀

[00:03:58] 在楼上听见了

[00:04:01] 这阎婆惜正在床上躺着呢

[00:04:04] 皱着双眉

[00:04:06] 心里头非常非常不高兴

[00:04:10] 因为这好几天

[00:04:11] 张文远也没来

[00:04:15] 他心里就琢磨着

[00:04:16] 张文远是不是把我忘了

[00:04:20] 这么好的机会

[00:04:21] 你怎么不来呢

[00:04:24] 你大概另有新欢了吧

[00:04:28] 瞧我 见着你

[00:04:29] 我先撤你俩嘴巴

[00:04:32] 我叫你跟我说实话

[00:04:35] 他正胡思乱想

[00:04:36] 他娘在底下喊

[00:04:37] 说三郎来了

[00:04:39] 他没想到是宋江

[00:04:41] 认为是张文远呢

[00:04:45] 再看阎婆惜

[00:04:46] 一跃而起呀

[00:04:49] 穿上鞋往楼下就跑

[00:04:52] 可乐坏了

[00:04:54] 你个小没良心的

[00:04:55] 你早把我忘在九霄云外了

[00:04:58] 乔老娘我跟你算账的

[00:05:01] 说着话到楼下了

[00:05:03] 抬头一看

[00:05:04] 是宋江

[00:05:07] 当时他这心里咯噔一下

[00:05:10] 模样就变了

[00:05:12] 莫回身

[00:05:12] 噔噔噔噔噔上了楼了

[00:05:16] 连个招呼都没打

[00:05:19] 阎婆子一看

[00:05:21] 心说 丫头啊

[00:05:22] 你好不小事

[00:05:26] 你娘为什么这么干

[00:05:28] 为什么非叫你们言归于好

[00:05:31] 这是财神爷呀

[00:05:35] 你把财神爷给得罪了

[00:05:36] 咱娘儿俩往后依靠何人呢

[00:05:40] 虽然说那张文远小白脸子长得不错

[00:05:44] 但你别忘了

[00:05:45] 小白脸子没有好心眼子

[00:05:47] 那花花公子

[00:05:49] 你能靠得住吗

[00:05:50] 嗯哟

[00:05:52] 这丫头还是年轻

[00:05:53] 唉 这

[00:05:53] 这怎么办呢

[00:05:54] 老阎婆的经验丰富

[00:05:57] 老于世故啊

[00:05:59] 没话找话

[00:06:01] 没乐乐找乐儿呀

[00:06:03] 呀

[00:06:05] 官人哪

[00:06:05] 你看见没

[00:06:06] 又耍小孩儿脾气呢

[00:06:09] 刚才他还哭天抹泪央求我去请你

[00:06:12] 你看见着面儿了

[00:06:14] 他又说这话

[00:06:16] 你瞅瞅这个小没良心的

[00:06:18] 纯粹是个小疯丫头

[00:06:21] 我一定好好教训教训她啊

[00:06:23] 您

[00:06:23] 您别往心里去

[00:06:24] 来 上楼 上楼

[00:06:28] 宋江本不想上楼

[00:06:31] 这婆子抓住宋江不撒手

[00:06:34] 没有办法

[00:06:35] 把她推到楼上来了

[00:06:38] 楼上两间房

[00:06:40] 里外屋两间儿

[00:06:42] 外屋是会客的

[00:06:44] 里屋是卧室

[00:06:46] 外间屋挺宽敞

[00:06:49] 红油漆的地板

[00:06:51] 正中摆着八仙桌

[00:06:53] 四把太师椅

[00:06:55] 有点儿简单的家具

[00:06:58] 可这里屋呢

[00:07:00] 收拾的挺漂亮

[00:07:02] 蜡糊纸儿表墙

[00:07:04] 黄梁的大地板

[00:07:07] 二人床都是雕花的

[00:07:09] 挂着幔帐

[00:07:11] 屋里头还摆着一些古董

[00:07:15] 摆着几样玉器

[00:07:18] 旁旁儿是一对大箱子

[00:07:20] 箱子里边儿装的都是衣服

[00:07:23] 桌子上放着熄灯

[00:07:26] 天黑了

[00:07:27] 灯光明亮

[00:07:30] 松江到了外屋

[00:07:31] 坐在太师椅上

[00:07:34] 寻思

[00:07:34] 我坐一会儿就走

[00:07:36] 这阎婆子说什么也不答应

[00:07:40] 我说丫头啊

[00:07:42] 你怎么净耍小孩子脾气啊

[00:07:44] 你哭天抹泪的的盼着大官人来

[00:07:47] 大官人来

[00:07:48] 你怎么又不言语了

[00:07:50] 你给我出来

[00:07:52] 阎婆惜倒在床上

[00:07:54] 说什么也不动弹

[00:07:57] 也不说话

[00:07:59] 阎婆子列着宋江

[00:08:01] 连推带搡

[00:08:03] 把他推到里间屋去了

[00:08:05] 让他坐到床上

[00:08:07] 挨着阎婆惜

[00:08:08] 宋江一掉屁股坐在椅子上

[00:08:12] 俩眼盯着阎婆惜

[00:08:14] 一句话也不说

[00:08:16] 阎婆子说

[00:08:17] 这么办吧

[00:08:19] 今天呢

[00:08:19] 得喝点儿和欢酒

[00:08:21] 我也高兴

[00:08:23] 我也算一份儿

[00:08:24] 你等着

[00:08:25] 我到厨房去拿去

[00:08:28] 说着

[00:08:28] 他给腾了个空儿

[00:08:30] 下了楼了

[00:08:32] 其实什么也没准备

[00:08:34] 他拎着篮子现买

[00:08:36] 怕宋江溜了

[00:08:38] 把门儿他给关上了

[00:08:40] 外头嘎嘣把锁还给锁上了

[00:08:43] 老婆子走了嘿

[00:08:46] 宋江看看阎婆惜

[00:08:50] 心里头一阵的烦恼啊

[00:08:53] 你不理我

[00:08:55] 我也不理你

[00:08:58] 宋江多犟

[00:08:59] 那自尊心多强啊

[00:09:01] 脸儿一甩

[00:09:02] 盯着窗户

[00:09:05] 阎婆惜也够梗的

[00:09:09] 脸儿朝里躺着

[00:09:11] 连身子都没转过来

[00:09:14] 两个人相对无言

[00:09:18] 足能有半个时辰

[00:09:19] 老阎婆子回来了

[00:09:22] 把东西放下

[00:09:24] 门开开

[00:09:25] 到了厨房

[00:09:26] 七手八脚她就忙活开了

[00:09:29] 买了些熟食

[00:09:31] 整了个大冰盘

[00:09:33] 另外呢

[00:09:34] 又投了点儿米

[00:09:36] 熬了点粥

[00:09:36] 又买了点儿饼

[00:09:38] 把酒都烫好了

[00:09:40] 老阎婆子用托盘托到楼上

[00:09:45] 进门儿一看

[00:09:48] 走前儿这屋什么样儿

[00:09:50] 回来还什么样儿

[00:09:52] 他这心呢

[00:09:52] 就堵了个疙瘩

[00:09:55] 赶紧把桌儿收拾收拾

[00:09:57] 把吃喝摆上来

[00:09:59] 大官人哪

[00:10:00] 今儿个我高兴

[00:10:02] 我老婆子也陪您喝几杯

[00:10:06] 说完了就拽阎婆惜

[00:10:09] 阎婆惜就甩胳膊

[00:10:11] 不

[00:10:13] 丫头

[00:10:13] 你起来陪着大官人喝几杯呀

[00:10:17] 人家大人不见你

[00:10:18] 小人怪你

[00:10:19] 怎么还蹬着鼻子上脸呢

[00:10:21] 你个死丫头

[00:10:23] 我没请他来

[00:10:25] 他自己愿意来

[00:10:27] 今天我不喜欢喝酒

[00:10:29] 我陪他干什么

[00:10:30] 他爱喝

[00:10:31] 他有嘴他喝呗

[00:10:33] 哟

[00:10:33] 瞧你说这话说的

[00:10:35] 嗯

[00:10:37] 我 你不起来 娘

[00:10:38] 我可生气了啊

[00:10:39] 娘啊

[00:10:41] 我也没得罪他

[00:10:42] 他爱来就来

[00:10:43] 不来就拉倒

[00:10:45] 我没那么大功夫理他

[00:10:47] 你说宋江听着这话堵心不堵心呢

[00:10:51] 宋江站起来要走

[00:10:53] 老婆子说什么不让他走

[00:10:56] 宋江没办法

[00:10:57] 又坐下了

[00:10:58] 老阎婆子陪着喝酒

[00:11:03] 宋江没办法

[00:11:05] 喝了一杯

[00:11:06] 坏了

[00:11:08] 酒入欢肠

[00:11:09] 酒入愁肠

[00:11:12] 高兴的时候多喝点儿没事儿

[00:11:14] 心里一别扭

[00:11:17] 沾酒还就醉

[00:11:20] 一杯酒下肚

[00:11:22] 脑袋嗡嗡直响啊

[00:11:24] 就有点儿头重脚轻

[00:11:28] 后来这阎婆子死乞白咧的把他姑娘给拽起来了

[00:11:34] 搬了把凳子

[00:11:36] 摁着阎婆惜坐下

[00:11:38] 非叫他给宋江满酒

[00:11:40] 一个劲使眼色

[00:11:44] 阎婆惜一合计

[00:11:45] 天儿这么晚了

[00:11:48] 看这意思

[00:11:49] 宋江是不能走了

[00:11:51] 他要不走

[00:11:54] 他就得占我的便宜

[00:11:56] 我太烦他了

[00:11:59] 嗯

[00:12:00] 不如啊

[00:12:01] 我用酒把他灌醉

[00:12:04] 让他糊了吧

[00:12:05] 嘟 睡一宿

[00:12:05] 明儿快滚

[00:12:07] 也省着我娘着急

[00:12:10] 她安了这么个主意

[00:12:12] 赌着气给宋江满了一大杯

[00:12:16] 递过去了

[00:12:17] 可是没说话

[00:12:19] 阎婆子乐了

[00:12:20] 唉

[00:12:20] 这才叫好闺女呢

[00:12:23] 这孩子

[00:12:23] 从小他就犟

[00:12:25] 心好嘴怒

[00:12:27] 到时候不会说人话

[00:12:30] 大官人哪

[00:12:31] 他既然给您敬酒

[00:12:32] 您就喝了这杯吧

[00:12:34] 宋江赌着气

[00:12:36] 一仰脖

[00:12:37] 把这杯又喝了

[00:12:39] 两杯酒下去

[00:12:41] 动不了地方了

[00:12:43] 阎婆子一看

[00:12:44] 行了 唉

[00:12:46] 偷着冲姑娘一使眼色

[00:12:49] 直指宋江

[00:12:50] 那意思

[00:12:51] 你好好伺候他呀

[00:12:52] 他是财神爷呀

[00:12:54] 不能把他得罪了

[00:12:56] 阎婆子一宿盖脸儿

[00:12:58] 到楼下歇着去了

[00:13:01] 阎婆惜一看他娘走了

[00:13:04] 他也站起来了

[00:13:06] 没理宋江

[00:13:07] 倒头便睡

[00:13:10] 脸儿朝里

[00:13:11] 脊背朝外

[00:13:13] 浑身打浑身

[00:13:14] 衣服没脱

[00:13:15] 被子没盖

[00:13:18] 宋江昏昏沉态那儿坐着

[00:13:22] 好半天哪

[00:13:24] 他站起来了

[00:13:25] 宋江想走

[00:13:27] 但是呢

[00:13:28] 一迈步

[00:13:29] 觉着这个脑袋嗡

[00:13:31] 好悬还没趴下

[00:13:34] 他一琢磨

[00:13:35] 天这么晚了

[00:13:37] 回去还得现叫门

[00:13:40] 遇上茶叶的还得犯化

[00:13:44] 唉

[00:13:44] 干脆在这儿过一夜吧

[00:13:47] 他看看阎婆惜那样

[00:13:49] 宋江也没理他

[00:13:52] 他就在底下打了个横头儿

[00:13:55] 心说

[00:13:55] 眯瞪一觉

[00:13:56] 天亮我就走

[00:13:59] 这古人

[00:13:59] 这衣服

[00:14:00] 他别扭啊

[00:14:02] 外边肥肥大大的袍子

[00:14:05] 腰里系着个带子

[00:14:06] 袋子上还挂个招文袋

[00:14:09] 招文袋里硬东西

[00:14:11] 怎么躺着怎么不得劲儿

[00:14:13] 宋江就把外衣垮了

[00:14:16] 搭在床头

[00:14:18] 把招纹带解下来也挂在床头

[00:14:24] 就这么打横头

[00:14:25] 他睡了

[00:14:27] 能睡得着吗

[00:14:29] 就是糊了巴涂的

[00:14:30] 一阵儿清醒一阵儿糊涂

[00:14:33] 还不到天亮的时候

[00:14:35] 宋江起来了

[00:14:38] 可他这一起来

[00:14:40] 阎婆惜也没睡

[00:14:42] 阎婆惜就怕宋江碰他

[00:14:46] 听宋江咕噜声儿

[00:14:48] 这一起来

[00:14:48] 阎婆惜把身子转过来了

[00:14:51] 盯着宋江

[00:14:53] 宋江说

[00:14:53] 你看我干什么

[00:14:55] 难道说

[00:14:56] 我还能偷东西吗

[00:14:58] 哼

[00:14:58] 那谁知道了

[00:15:00] 我奉劝你一句

[00:15:02] 往后少来

[00:15:04] 最好咱俩别见面儿

[00:15:07] 好

[00:15:09] 就依你

[00:15:10] 我是绝对不来

[00:15:15] 这句话把宋江可气着了

[00:15:16] 这个没良心的

[00:15:19] 宋江把外衣拿过来披上

[00:15:21] 噔噔噔噔下了楼了

[00:15:24] 那招文袋他忘带了

[00:15:27] 要不人呢

[00:15:28] 别生气

[00:15:29] 一生气头脑发胀

[00:15:31] 方寸就乱了

[00:15:33] 宋江开门走了

[00:15:36] 老阎婆子楼下听着门响

[00:15:39] 还说了那么一句

[00:15:40] 是大官人吗

[00:15:43] 天还没亮怎么就走了

[00:15:44] 哎呦 真性急

[00:15:47] 唉

[00:15:47] 糊了巴涂起来

[00:15:50] 她把门关上

[00:15:51] 接茬儿

[00:15:52] 她还睡

[00:15:54] 可宋江走在街上

[00:15:56] 事情也凑巧

[00:15:59] 遇上一个卖早点的老刘头儿

[00:16:03] 这老刘头儿一看是宋江

[00:16:05] 哎呦 宋押司

[00:16:08] 好早啊

[00:16:09] 天不亮呢

[00:16:11] 您怎么就起床了

[00:16:13] 来来

[00:16:13] 吃点早点吧

[00:16:16] 宋江昨天气的就喝了点儿酒

[00:16:20] 饭都没吃

[00:16:21] 肚子觉着有点儿空

[00:16:24] 吃儿早点就吃点儿吧

[00:16:26] 就这样

[00:16:27] 老刘头给他倒了一碗药茶

[00:16:32] 哎

[00:16:32] 那阵子早点喝这药茶

[00:16:35] 这玩意儿去火清肺

[00:16:37] 另外大饼果子给拿过来了

[00:16:41] 宋江吃着

[00:16:42] 就跟这老刘头闲谈

[00:16:45] 忽然想起一件事儿来

[00:16:48] 两个月前

[00:16:50] 老刘头啊

[00:16:51] 向宋江提过一个要求

[00:16:53] 说咱们呢

[00:16:54] 处的都不错

[00:16:56] 我知道您叫及时雨

[00:16:59] 专门急人之难

[00:17:01] 我对您没别的要求

[00:17:04] 就是我死之前哪

[00:17:06] 我能看见您给我买口薄皮棺材

[00:17:10] 我就感恩不尽了

[00:17:12] 宋江说 行

[00:17:14] 我给你买口好棺材

[00:17:18] 一定叫你满意

[00:17:21] 谁让咱们是熟人儿一场呢

[00:17:24] 可后来忙

[00:17:26] 宋江说过去之后

[00:17:27] 没兑现

[00:17:29] 今天看见老刘头儿

[00:17:31] 起起这件事来了

[00:17:32] 老伯

[00:17:35] 今天我就了得你的心愿

[00:17:38] 我给你棺材钱

[00:17:40] 你去找范大郎

[00:17:42] 赊一口好棺材

[00:17:45] 我给钱 哎呦

[00:17:46] 算了算了

[00:17:47] 那都过去的事儿了

[00:17:48] 我知道您忙多

[00:17:50] 咱有空再说

[00:17:51] 不不不

[00:17:52] 今天我就给您钱

[00:17:55] 宋江说着

[00:17:56] 早点吃完了

[00:17:58] 伸手往怀里一摸

[00:18:00] 那钱都在招文袋里头呢

[00:18:03] 一摸 呦

[00:18:04] 想起来了

[00:18:06] 走的慌速

[00:18:07] 把招文袋落到阎婆媳屋里了

[00:18:13] 那钱丢不丢是小事儿

[00:18:15] 那有晁盖的一封信哪

[00:18:19] 这要落到他手还了得呀

[00:18:22] 他知道阎婆惜还认得几个字儿

[00:18:26] 平常没事儿老看唱本儿

[00:18:29] 宋江还教过他认字

[00:18:33] 哎呀

[00:18:34] 把他吓得呀

[00:18:35] 手脚都凉了

[00:18:37] 老人家

[00:18:39] 我慌速之间带了了钱

[00:18:41] 我在给你取去

[00:18:43] 哎呦

[00:18:43] 算了算了

[00:18:45] 哪天给我都可以

[00:18:47] 您瞅您这么着急干嘛

[00:18:50] 其实老刘头儿哪知内情啊

[00:18:54] 宋江站起身来

[00:18:55] 风是风

[00:18:56] 火是火呀

[00:18:58] 就奔老阎家去了

[00:19:01] 到了这

[00:19:01] 啪啪啪啪叩打门环哪

[00:19:05] 老阎婆子正睡回笼觉呢

[00:19:09] 被声音惊醒了

[00:19:11] 谁呀

[00:19:12] 我呀 妈妈

[00:19:14] 快开开门

[00:19:16] 唉

[00:19:17] 我说你走的早你还不信

[00:19:21] 你看这么半天

[00:19:22] 天还没亮呢

[00:19:23] 回来睡个回笼觉吧

[00:19:25] 等着

[00:19:25] 我给你开门

[00:19:27] 把门给开开了

[00:19:28] 宋江二话不说

[00:19:30] 噔噔噔噔噔上了楼了

[00:19:33] 恨不能把招文带一下弄到手

[00:19:37] 翻回头说阎婆惜

[00:19:40] 一宿他也没睡呀

[00:19:43] 等宋江下楼走了之后

[00:19:46] 阎婆惜一咕噜声儿起来了

[00:19:49] 冲着楼下就骂

[00:19:50] 呸

[00:19:53] 你瞅你长那个缺德色

[00:19:57] 哎呀

[00:19:58] 癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉

[00:20:01] 就凭姑娘我

[00:20:03] 一朵花似的

[00:20:05] 我能陪伴你一辈子吗

[00:20:07] 你想什么来的

[00:20:09] 叫你占了便宜就算不错了

[00:20:14] 她嘴里骂骂叨叨的

[00:20:17] 一想我一夜没睡好觉了

[00:20:20] 这回他滚了

[00:20:21] 我好好睡一睡

[00:20:24] 他把被也捂好了

[00:20:26] 款衣解带

[00:20:28] 唉 正这时候

[00:20:29] 他发现床头上扒着宋江的东西

[00:20:34] 是根带子

[00:20:35] 还有个口袋

[00:20:37] 该死鬼

[00:20:38] 我瞅着你这东西我都烦得慌

[00:20:42] 挂到我床上多讨厌

[00:20:46] 他伸手拎起来

[00:20:47] 打算给撇了

[00:20:48] 哪知一拎呢

[00:20:51] 觉着挺沉

[00:20:52] 嗯

[00:20:54] 这里边儿有什么

[00:20:57] 随手

[00:20:58] 他把招文袋里的东西倒到床上了

[00:21:02] 连那封信带十两马蹄金还有散碎的银子

[00:21:07] 哗啦盗出来了

[00:21:08] 不仅如此

[00:21:10] 袋子上还有一把解万尖刀

[00:21:17] 干什么的

[00:21:17] 护身用的

[00:21:19] 古人那那都带着家伙

[00:21:23] 这把刀锋芒利刃

[00:21:25] 在牛角鞘里头藏着

[00:21:28] 他这一倒

[00:21:29] 全倒出来了

[00:21:32] 他一看

[00:21:33] 黄澄澄的是金子

[00:21:35] 用手一掂量

[00:21:36] 哟 这么沉哪

[00:21:38] 哎呦

[00:21:39] 这小子有的是钱哪

[00:21:43] 这回啊

[00:21:43] 都归我了

[00:21:45] 我发笔小财

[00:21:48] 张文远

[00:21:49] 我那相好的

[00:21:52] 好几天没来了

[00:21:54] 等他来了之后

[00:21:55] 我先给他做套新衣服

[00:21:58] 再给他置办一桌丰盛的酒席

[00:22:02] 哼

[00:22:02] 叫他看个姑奶奶我手头也是比较富裕的

[00:22:07] 你说他净讲好事儿呢

[00:22:11] 他看看那封信

[00:22:14] 心说是什么玩意儿

[00:22:15] 无意之中把信展开了

[00:22:18] 借灯光一看

[00:22:20] 呀

[00:22:22] 晁盖

[00:22:25] 怎么这名儿这么熟啊

[00:22:27] 晁盖 哎呀

[00:22:28] 想起来了

[00:22:31] 这不是国家严拿的逃犯吗

[00:22:35] 他在东西村做过理政啊

[00:22:38] 对对对对

[00:22:41] 抢生辰纲就是他领的头儿啊

[00:22:46] 这晁盖跟宋江还是好朋友

[00:22:49] 往下看

[00:22:51] 等他把信看完了

[00:22:53] 如获至宝

[00:22:55] 往床上一坐

[00:22:57] 心说宋江啊宋江啊

[00:23:00] 好小子

[00:23:02] 这回你可犯到我手里头了

[00:23:04] 嗯

[00:23:06] 我叫你怎么地你就得怎么地

[00:23:10] 我跟我的心上人张文远就可以白头偕老

[00:23:14] 就不怕你干涉了

[00:23:17] 好你个黑宋江

[00:23:19] 你胆子不小

[00:23:22] 你土匪呀

[00:23:25] 还给你送了一百两黄金

[00:23:27] 你把这么多钱搁哪儿了

[00:23:29] 嗯

[00:23:31] 瞧我到县衙门告你去

[00:23:34] 他有心去告状去

[00:23:35] 天没亮呢

[00:23:37] 阎婆惜一想啊

[00:23:39] 先等等

[00:23:40] 天亮再说

[00:23:42] 他把东西又搁到招文袋里头了

[00:23:45] 抱着上了床了

[00:23:47] 把被子盖上

[00:23:49] 在这儿胡思乱想

[00:23:51] 正这时候

[00:23:52] 宋江回来了

[00:23:54] 宋江急冲冲来到楼上往床头上一看

[00:23:58] 不见了招文袋

[00:24:01] 可把他急坏了

[00:24:03] 四下里也没有

[00:24:05] 他记得清清楚楚

[00:24:07] 挂在床头了

[00:24:09] 没有办法

[00:24:11] 他就得哀求阎婆惜

[00:24:15] 阎婆惜一看宋江回来

[00:24:17] 把眼闭上

[00:24:17] 假装装睡

[00:24:20] 宋江就得低声下气

[00:24:22] 呀 婆惜

[00:24:24] 婆惜 醒醒

[00:24:26] 我那招文袋你给放到哪儿了

[00:24:30] 婆惜

[00:24:31] 一开始阎婆惜不理他

[00:24:34] 后来宋江急了

[00:24:35] 连推他 再喊

[00:24:38] 阎婆惜一咕噜声儿坐起来了

[00:24:41] 干什么

[00:24:41] 干什么不让别人睡觉

[00:24:45] 婆惜

[00:24:45] 你别吵吵啊

[00:24:47] 我那招文袋你给放在哪儿了

[00:24:49] 啊呸

[00:24:50] 你放狗屁

[00:24:53] 你多攒给我赵文带了

[00:24:55] 你多攒叫我给你保管了

[00:24:57] 你满嘴胡言乱语呀

[00:24:59] 我不知道

[00:25:01] 宋江把火儿压压

[00:25:03] 还跟他说好的

[00:25:05] 阎婆惜说什么也不承认

[00:25:08] 后来宋江急了

[00:25:10] 一拽他的被窝

[00:25:13] 发现招文袋在他怀里头抱着呢

[00:25:17] 宋江火往上撞

[00:25:19] 是伸手便抢