《第007集_西游记》歌词
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[00:00:00] 东海龙王敖广
[00:00:04] 这老头儿啊
[00:00:05] 经验丰富
[00:00:07] 老于世故
[00:00:10] 见着孙猴子的盛情款待一点儿小乔的意思都没有
[00:00:16] 等来到水晶宫之后
[00:00:18] 孙猴子坐下
[00:00:19] 放眼这一看嚯
[00:00:23] 光听说没来过今儿可开了眼了他一看这龙宫十分的阔气是金碧辉煌
[00:00:33] 闹了半天
[00:00:35] 龙工地墙壁都是属於京师的
[00:00:39] 透明的在这坐着往外一看水啊
[00:00:44] 鱿鱼啊
[00:00:45] 水草啊
[00:00:46] 看的是粘
[00:00:47] 而且真
[00:00:49] 再看那八颗大柱子都是马脑袋
[00:00:54] 陛下的涌入都镶着蓝宝石和红宝石
[00:00:59] 再看桌子上这些碗馋家伙不是金的就是银的
[00:01:04] 要不就是玉帝那筷子是象牙地包着筋头金盘玉盏是珠光宝气
[00:01:15] 百折各种各样的干鲜水果儿
[00:01:19] 孙猴子看了看自个儿做的这把椅子也是白宝传承的经过人工的雕琢相当华丽
[00:01:30] 整堂弟家具和摆设
[00:01:32] 而是富丽堂皇
[00:01:35] 听说这比我那水帘洞要盛强万万倍呀
[00:01:41] 我呢
[00:01:42] 就是石床石枕石桌子石凳子跟人家比起来这价值相差悬殊啊
[00:01:50] 孙猴子
[00:01:50] 心里自叹不如
[00:01:53] 但是说老龙王款
[00:01:56] 带着孙猴子吃了点儿东西之后
[00:01:59] 这才问
[00:02:01] 请问猴王今日来载我的龙宫有何事见教
[00:02:09] 看人家多会说话
[00:02:12] 孙猴子笑着点了点头
[00:02:14] 哎
[00:02:15] 老龙娃
[00:02:16] 我来得有点儿唐突
[00:02:20] 深表遗憾
[00:02:21] 哪
[00:02:22] 不过呢
[00:02:23] 我这厚着脸皮我来求您来了哦
[00:02:28] 请问什么事情相求
[00:02:31] 哎
[00:02:31] 是这么回事儿
[00:02:33] 我这花果山水帘洞啊
[00:02:36] 现在要加强防范
[00:02:39] 以防混世魔王内一类前来侵扰
[00:02:44] 因此我每天练兵
[00:02:48] 现在我的兵器吗
[00:02:50] 不缺
[00:02:51] 唯独轮到我个人身上
[00:02:54] 我没有趁手的家把事儿
[00:02:58] 因此我来有求于民
[00:03:01] 我知道您家底儿丰厚
[00:03:04] 能不能送给我一件宝兵器
[00:03:08] 您放心
[00:03:10] 我不白用旁人今日受此恩惠来日必要重重答谢老龙娃你可舍得
[00:03:21] 哦
[00:03:22] 原来如此
[00:03:25] 敖广新说
[00:03:27] 这猴头来讨便宜来了
[00:03:29] 管我要保兵器
[00:03:33] 要按理说啊
[00:03:34] 你我虽为近邻
[00:03:37] 但是互不往来
[00:03:39] 难怪你怎么张着嘴来的
[00:03:41] 哎
[00:03:42] 张嘴就管人要东西啊
[00:03:44] 有点儿舍不得
[00:03:46] 但是呢
[00:03:47] 又不愿得罪人
[00:03:49] 如果说没有肯定把喉头给得罪了
[00:03:53] 离得这么近
[00:03:54] 万一他要找我的毛病我就犯不上了
[00:03:59] 老龙王想到这儿一笑猴王您算来
[00:04:05] 对了
[00:04:06] 你找我算找着了
[00:04:09] 我这宝兵器还真有几样任民挑选您看如何
[00:04:16] 哎呀
[00:04:16] 多谢多谢难得老龙王如此大方
[00:04:21] 哎这算不了什么不在话下
[00:04:25] 呃
[00:04:25] 现在我叫人把兵器取来您随便挑啊
[00:04:30] 来人
[00:04:32] 把薄刀取来事儿
[00:04:36] 时间不大
[00:04:38] 几名虾兵蟹将
[00:04:40] 四人扛B 口大砍刀来到住按前头
[00:04:46] 再看这口刀刀头常德下三尺八刀杆长的下三尺八刀钻三尺八内杆儿比鹅蛋还要粗金光闪闪
[00:05:00] 冷气袭人哪
[00:05:02] 那刀这儿蓝汪汪的跟一汪水差不多少
[00:05:07] 老龙王用手一指
[00:05:10] 猴王你看看吧
[00:05:12] 这奶镇海的一口宝刀
[00:05:16] 善于切金断玉啊
[00:05:18] 分量加重您看看您合适不合适带我观看
[00:05:25] 孙猴子跳下椅子迈步来到宝刀近前
[00:05:30] 一伸手把刀抄起来了
[00:05:33] 在掌中端了端颠量颠量
[00:05:36] 然后捂了那么两下
[00:05:38] 把脑袋移不了不好
[00:05:40] 不好
[00:05:41] 不好不好
[00:05:42] 这口刀虽快分量太轻
[00:05:46] 再者一说我不喜欢练刀不合适
[00:05:50] 不合适
[00:05:51] 哦台聊下去
[00:05:55] 把包茶台来
[00:05:59] 第二次四名夜场抬了一口饱茶
[00:06:05] 也是金光闪闪
[00:06:06] 冷气逼人
[00:06:08] 猴子看了看是三股托天叉叉盘盛明刷亮跟镜子一样都能照进人情
[00:06:16] 茶苗子都有一尺八长吵起来
[00:06:20] 用手掂量掂量烦恼的不了不
[00:06:25] 还是太轻好啊
[00:06:29] 你可知此茶的份量啊
[00:06:32] 多少1800 斤哪
[00:06:36] 这1800 斤
[00:06:38] 您还嫌轻不行不行
[00:06:41] 青青青青在我手里一拿跟没拿东西差不多少
[00:06:47] 这么说
[00:06:48] 您是没相中
[00:06:49] 没相中
[00:06:50] 没相中
[00:06:50] 再换换差料下去
[00:06:54] 去把包几台来
[00:06:57] 这老龙王还真有家底儿时间不大
[00:07:00] 把镇海的保几台上来了再看这条大几尝了下能有一丈六尺
[00:07:09] 前头一个节儿旁边儿带大月牙也是寒光闪闪几杆上站着自儿7200 斤
[00:07:21] 老龙王心说这我可舍不得
[00:07:24] 但没有办法不愿意得罪这猴头儿忍痛割爱
[00:07:30] 用手一指猴王啊
[00:07:32] J 级肯定称心如意
[00:07:36] 这是7200 斤重
[00:07:39] 您要在说清
[00:07:41] 我就无能为力了
[00:07:43] 嗯
[00:07:44] 猴子从头到尾看了看用手摸了摸
[00:07:48] 然后朝起来抖了一抖嘭嘭分量还是有点儿青
[00:07:57] 这几这东西跟大枪相差无几
[00:08:01] 我不喜欢不喜欢那再给我换换吧
[00:08:05] 老龙王听到这儿把脸沉起来了
[00:08:09] 一面命人把几台走一面跟孙悟空说
[00:08:14] 猴王啊
[00:08:16] 恕老朽无能为力
[00:08:20] 方才你看过刀叉几J 3件就是东海
[00:08:27] 龙宫镇洞之宝啊
[00:08:29] 我保存了多少年了
[00:08:32] 老师说要错非是猴王他人来我连看都不让看
[00:08:39] 可是您呢
[00:08:40] 居然一件也没相中
[00:08:43] 我是深表遗憾
[00:08:45] 那既然这三件宝物
[00:08:48] 你全都没相中
[00:08:50] 恕老朽无能为力
[00:08:53] 是吗
[00:08:55] 你不是说有几间吗
[00:08:56] 在拿出来让我挑一挑眉了
[00:09:00] 这三件你看不上其他的都不在话下了
[00:09:05] 我老龙王别开玩笑了
[00:09:08] 我早知道你有家底儿
[00:09:11] 哎
[00:09:11] 叫人到库里再去找一找
[00:09:14] 万一我要相中了
[00:09:15] 哎
[00:09:16] 无能为力
[00:09:19] 啊
[00:09:20] 您这意思这三件儿
[00:09:22] 我要看不中的话
[00:09:24] 您就没了
[00:09:25] 没了
[00:09:26] 真的吗
[00:09:27] 呃
[00:09:28] 我岂能说谎啊
[00:09:30] 不信您亲自去查看好嘞
[00:09:35] 我老龙王
[00:09:37] 我拿您当正人君子
[00:09:40] 既然您舍不得赠给我保兵器也罢
[00:09:45] 那我还就不走了
[00:09:47] 我就在这儿安家了
[00:09:49] 我看您这水晶宫比我那水帘洞可强的太多了
[00:09:53] 不如咱俩掉个个儿
[00:09:55] 您领着人搬到水帘洞
[00:09:57] 我领着我的孩儿们搬到水晶宫
[00:10:01] 您看如何
[00:10:03] 猴子说到这儿往大靠椅上一躺二郎腿
[00:10:07] 一旦脚丫之巅的
[00:10:10] 闭着眼睛
[00:10:11] 他不言语了这点操作
[00:10:15] 哎呀
[00:10:16] 敖广一看十分恼火
[00:10:19] 心说这一猴头儿好
[00:10:21] 莱芜里
[00:10:23] 这不是个超无赖
[00:10:25] 管我要东西
[00:10:27] 他还得称心如意达不到目的
[00:10:30] 他赖着不走
[00:10:32] 还要换换搬家起由此理念
[00:10:37] 这龙王这伙诬状的脑门子又压下撞到脑门子又压下去
[00:10:45] 到底是有忍耐性不便发作
[00:10:50] 他站起身来正想对策就觉着袖子有人拽他
[00:10:56] 老龙王回头一看闹了半天正是王妃
[00:11:01] 王妃拽他的袖子用手衣领内意思你跟我过来
[00:11:06] 我有话说
[00:11:08] 老龙王点了点头
[00:11:10] 欠身离座跟王菲到了套间儿
[00:11:14] 轻轻地关上房门了
[00:11:17] 王菲这才说
[00:11:20] 这一喉头甚是无礼把我气的手脚冰凉
[00:11:25] 是啊
[00:11:26] 我这会儿都攻破了脑门子了夫人你说应该怎样对待于他
[00:11:34] 哎
[00:11:35] 我也想过了
[00:11:36] 但是呢
[00:11:38] 要动用武力没有好结果
[00:11:42] 但能不得罪他还是不要得罪他
[00:11:46] 我也是这样想的
[00:11:48] 所以我才一忍再忍
[00:11:51] 夫人哪
[00:11:53] 你说他赖着不走
[00:11:55] 应该如何对待
[00:11:58] 我也想过了哎
[00:12:01] 龙娃能不能这么办呢
[00:12:05] 咱还有一件宝物就是定海神针
[00:12:10] 你怎么王了
[00:12:12] 哦
[00:12:13] 哦哦哦
[00:12:14] 想起来了
[00:12:16] 那定海深针乃是禹王治水留下的宝物
[00:12:22] 它是镇东海的宝物
[00:12:25] 那怎能随便动用呢
[00:12:28] 夫人的意思想把并海参真给了他不成
[00:12:33] 嗨
[00:12:35] 说给他也等于开玩笑
[00:12:38] 估计咱怎么下这个台阶儿啊
[00:12:41] 我看您回去就跟他提这件事儿说还有件宝物叫定海深针领她亲自去观看他如果拿得动
[00:12:53] 那就该着啦
[00:12:54] 就给他
[00:12:56] 如果他拿不动也就作罢了
[00:12:59] 他总不至于强人所难吧
[00:13:02] 他找咱的毛病
[00:13:04] 他也找不着了
[00:13:05] 您说呢
[00:13:07] 嗯
[00:13:08] 也可以一试
[00:13:11] 九一夫人
[00:13:14] 两口子商量好开门到前厅老龙王坐下跟孙猴子说猴娃
[00:13:22] 刚才我跟我的夫人思索了半天
[00:13:25] 突然想起来了
[00:13:27] 我这东海还有一件宝物啊
[00:13:31] 那你怎么不早说
[00:13:33] 你跟我藏心眼儿啊
[00:13:34] 不是不是
[00:13:36] 因为这件宝物至关重要
[00:13:39] 乃是禹王治水知识流血镇东海地宝物十分高大
[00:13:47] 分量太重
[00:13:49] 我怕你拿不动啊
[00:13:52] 你看着不称心
[00:13:53] 怎么办呢
[00:13:55] 你逼得我没有办法了
[00:13:57] 我们两口子这才想起来
[00:14:00] 那件宝物
[00:14:01] 现在何处
[00:14:03] 郑振着东海的海眼呢
[00:14:07] 不妨大圣前去观看
[00:14:09] 哈哈头前带路
[00:14:11] 麻烦你麻烦你
[00:14:12] 嘿嘿我去开开眼
[00:14:15] 顺着水路到了东海的海眼老龙王用手往前一指
[00:14:22] 侯王晴过目你看那就是定海深针
[00:14:28] 侯把眼睛揉揉往对面一看就见金光闪闪啊
[00:14:34] 好饱好饱
[00:14:38] 鱼兵虾蟹都不敢靠近皮鼻子一闻还有一股清香
[00:14:45] 等到近前猴子傻眼了
[00:14:47] 抬头一看
[00:14:48] 好嘛
[00:14:49] 上主天下主地
[00:14:51] 两头都是金光闪闪
[00:14:54] 正中央是黑的好像乌目的相似
[00:14:59] 那个光华劲儿就甭提了
[00:15:02] 猴子用手第一爆俩手不能合拢
[00:15:07] 手指头尖碰不着手指头尖儿就这么粗抬头看高了
[00:15:13] 下不下十几丈高啊
[00:15:16] 哪有使这兵器的
[00:15:19] 哎呀
[00:15:20] 孙猴子是爱不释手
[00:15:22] 围着定海深针转了六圈嘴里的叨咕
[00:15:28] 可惜呀
[00:15:29] 可惜我相中是相中了它太大了
[00:15:34] 这小点儿吗
[00:15:35] 他就好了
[00:15:37] 他也无意之中一句话
[00:15:40] 可惹了大祸
[00:15:42] 就听见电闪雷鸣的声音
[00:15:45] 呜呜哈
[00:15:48] 把龙王龙飞龙子龙孙虾兵蟹将下的呼啦朝往后一推
[00:15:55] 连孙猴子大吃一惊
[00:15:57] 抬头一看你说邪门儿不
[00:16:00] 就见并海参真居然缩小了耍
[00:16:07] 哎
[00:16:07] 小了好几圈
[00:16:09] 矮的有一半儿不过那也高得多呀
[00:16:13] 孙猴儿一看
[00:16:14] 他懂得话耶
[00:16:16] 我嫌它大的变小了
[00:16:19] 用手量了量还是太大
[00:16:22] 哪有爆折兵器打仗的
[00:16:25] 嗯
[00:16:25] 再来小点儿嘛
[00:16:27] 还差不多卡哎
[00:16:34] 真听懂我的话呀
[00:16:35] 还是大点
[00:16:37] 再小点刷又小了点
[00:16:40] 再小点刷又小了点
[00:16:43] 直到一人多高
[00:16:45] 有鸭卵粗细
[00:16:48] 孙悟空一伸手批到长中
[00:16:52] 在看定海神针两头儿用黄金包地头儿藏明刷亮夺人
[00:16:58] 二目
[00:17:00] 正中央J 心儿好像乌木杆儿时只是乌铁打造的
[00:17:07] 言曰曰上面还有字3800 0斤
[00:17:13] 就这定海神针那分龄都有了3800 0斤
[00:17:18] 再看孙猴子端在掌中颠量颠量
[00:17:22] 哎哎
[00:17:24] 差不多差不多
[00:17:25] 嘿嘿
[00:17:26] 正合适在我舞动一回
[00:17:29] 各位闪
[00:17:31] 我要练棍了
[00:17:33] 这一辆可了不得了这东海都沸腾起来了
[00:17:38] 海水往上一涨起了几丈高哇
[00:17:42] 夏依洛跌落了数丈
[00:17:49] 从天空和远处看东海都开了锅了
[00:17:54] 那水进攻直晃老龙王一看可不得了了
[00:17:59] 别练啦
[00:18:00] 猴王助手助手你在练几下房倒屋塌
[00:18:08] 我的水晶宫就毁啦
[00:18:10] 别练啦
[00:18:11] 别练了
[00:18:12] 嘿嘿嘿
[00:18:13] 哈哈哈
[00:18:15] 大圣以为如何呀
[00:18:17] 这个家伙事儿你可满意满意满意
[00:18:21] 哈哈归我了归我啦
[00:18:23] 我有了病还shen Zhen
[00:18:27] 他不光叫定海神针棍头上还有字呢
[00:18:31] 您仔细看看是吗
[00:18:33] 我再看看
[00:18:36] 哎呀
[00:18:36] 如果我认的不错
[00:18:38] 如意金箍棒对这不叫棍
[00:18:43] 这叫棒
[00:18:43] 如意金箍棒
[00:18:47] 又叫定海神针好啦
[00:18:50] 老龙娃
[00:18:52] 真给我了呃
[00:18:54] 只要猴王喜欢我双手奉送
[00:18:58] 多谢啦
[00:18:59] 多谢啦
[00:19:00] 哈哈哈哈
[00:19:02] 我有了如意金箍棒
[00:19:05] 怕他何来呀
[00:19:07] 这可真是应手的家伙
[00:19:10] 不过呢
[00:19:11] 这玩意老拿着有点儿缀手再小点儿才好呢
[00:19:17] 小小小小
[00:19:20] 哎
[00:19:20] 这金箍棒还真就听话
[00:19:23] 越说小月小月说小月小最后孙悟空拖得长心根一根头发毛差不多少耶
[00:19:31] 这还差不多少放哪儿合适耳朵眼儿差不多
[00:19:37] 他塞到耳朵眼儿里头了这玩意风吹不着日晒不着这道和事老龙王一看
[00:19:44] 邪门儿不这家法术真高强啊
[00:19:47] 孙悟空是乐视在耳朵眼儿摸出了如意金箍棒说了一声
[00:19:52] 别刷他就大了
[00:19:55] 呃不清不重视任何事
[00:19:59] 不用的时候变小塞到耳朵眼儿里头
[00:20:03] 老龙王心中暗想
[00:20:05] 按理说
[00:20:07] 这阵还得保护我焉能给猴儿
[00:20:11] 可又一想
[00:20:13] 这也是缘分改着啊
[00:20:16] 估计如意金箍棒这些年来拼过谁的话呀
[00:20:21] 怎么他说大就大说小就小呢
[00:20:24] 这不是缘分
[00:20:25] 这是什么呢
[00:20:27] 看来也许是天意呀
[00:20:31] 给他就给他吧
[00:20:34] 老龙王是这么想的送给孙猴子如意金箍棒
[00:20:40] 那么两个人携手揽腕回到水晶宫
[00:20:44] 老龙王盛情款待
[00:20:46] 心说
[00:20:47] 这猴子一走
[00:20:48] 我去掉块心病
[00:20:50] 哪知这孙猴儿还得寸进尺
[00:20:54] 接茬说
[00:20:55] 哎
[00:20:56] 我老龙君呐
[00:20:58] 您送给我的如意金箍棒
[00:21:00] 我是万分感谢
[00:21:03] 还有件事儿
[00:21:04] 您说说我这身穿戴有点儿太发水啦
[00:21:09] 哎
[00:21:10] 您手下虾兵蟹将
[00:21:12] 龙子龙孙多的是肯定有好甲胄能不能送给我一套儿好甲胄
[00:21:19] 我也披挂整齐再使如意金箍棒
[00:21:24] 这不就配套了吗
[00:21:26] 您说是不对吧
[00:21:29] 老龙王一看倒了霉了
[00:21:31] 今天遇上个无赖热粘皮要了
[00:21:35] 这样要那样我上哪弄好假肉去老龙王有点儿不高兴
[00:21:42] 猴王我实难满足啊
[00:21:46] 我盔甲是不少肯定您看不上眼
[00:21:50] 不信我叫人取过来
[00:21:52] 您瞅瞅
[00:21:54] 一声令下
[00:21:55] 取了10 0多副果然这猴王
[00:21:59] 是的
[00:21:59] 这件事那件事了
[00:22:01] 这件事那件儿试了10 0多套全部合适
[00:22:05] 您看怎么样
[00:22:07] 没有合适的吧
[00:22:09] 哎呀我上哪找地甲胄去呢
[00:22:15] 这猴子偷眼观看老龙王面带不悦之色
[00:22:20] 他就多心了
[00:22:21] 我这老头儿诡计多端
[00:22:23] 那我要不耍无赖说我不走了
[00:22:27] 咱俩换家得了
[00:22:29] 他也舍不得给我如意金箍棒
[00:22:32] 这一逼他
[00:22:34] 他什么都能满足了是不是跟我耍心眼儿啊
[00:22:38] 这回我在逼他一逼您说这猴儿也够坏的不是
[00:22:44] 哎
[00:22:45] 想到这儿假装动怒
[00:22:47] 我老龙王你跟我耍什么心眼儿
[00:22:51] 让我看这不值钱的东西
[00:22:53] 你那好甲胄都藏起来了
[00:22:56] 今儿给了我还砸吧了
[00:22:57] 不给
[00:22:59] 换家你搬我那去
[00:23:01] 我搬你这儿也得老龙王一看
[00:23:05] 整个一个臭无赖
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