《第006集_大唐惊雷》歌词

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[00:00:00] 程咬金上殿保本

[00:00:04] 给秦王李世民求情

[00:00:08] 真没想到

[00:00:10] 碰了南墙

[00:00:13] 唐高祖李渊

[00:00:15] 说什么也不准

[00:00:17] 本君臣二人情绪对立

[00:00:22] 十分尴尬

[00:00:25] 程小金呐

[00:00:26] 这火是三起三落啊

[00:00:30] 啊

[00:00:30] 不管怎么说

[00:00:33] 面对面的是皇上

[00:00:36] 皇上是至高无上的

[00:00:40] 程咬金功劳再大

[00:00:42] 你是属于臣子

[00:00:44] 因此说再有礼

[00:00:48] 也不敢逾越

[00:00:50] 所以啊

[00:00:52] 老程

[00:00:53] 又把这情绪稳定稳定

[00:00:58] 厚着脸皮

[00:00:59] 嘿嘿一笑

[00:01:01] 万岁

[00:01:03] 算了吧

[00:01:06] 老陈是个粗人

[00:01:08] 但我心眼儿不坏

[00:01:11] 说话呢

[00:01:12] 可能这情绪一激动就有点儿走板儿

[00:01:17] 顶撞了陛下

[00:01:19] 我觉着咱们老兄老弟的是不是呢

[00:01:23] 你也不能怪我

[00:01:25] 万岁

[00:01:26] 你真生气了

[00:01:30] 李渊一看

[00:01:31] 程咬金把话收回去了

[00:01:34] 只好把情绪

[00:01:37] 也就控制住了

[00:01:39] 王兄

[00:01:40] 没什么

[00:01:42] 正像你所说

[00:01:44] 咱们君臣多年了

[00:01:46] 我对你太了解了

[00:01:49] 过点份我也不怪你

[00:01:52] 那就好那就好啊哈哈

[00:01:55] 诶我说万岁啊

[00:01:58] 说1000道1 万

[00:02:01] 我这次来见您的目的呢

[00:02:04] 是给秦王保稳

[00:02:06] 秦王这人真不错呀

[00:02:09] 功劳太大了

[00:02:11] 你要把他杀了

[00:02:13] 非后悔不可

[00:02:15] 看在老臣的份上

[00:02:17] 拉倒吧

[00:02:19] 行不

[00:02:21] 方才我说的也是实话

[00:02:23] 我把我的功名利禄

[00:02:26] 一切的功劳全不要了

[00:02:29] 愿意人头担保

[00:02:31] 保他不死万岁

[00:02:34] 您看这

[00:02:37] 还没等程咬金往下说呢

[00:02:40] 也就是说这话还没等说完呢

[00:02:42] 就见李渊啪

[00:02:46] 把桌子一拍

[00:02:48] 眼睛就瞪圆了

[00:02:50] 程咬金

[00:02:52] 中堂

[00:02:54] 今天你说什么都行

[00:02:57] 唯独这件事情不行

[00:03:00] 你怎么三番五次说起来没完没了啊

[00:03:06] 你呀

[00:03:06] 赶紧下殿去吧

[00:03:11] 程咬金这脸上就跟抽了几巴掌相似

[00:03:16] 老程一看

[00:03:17] 真是龙眼无恩翻脸无情啊

[00:03:20] 这李渊怎么变成这样了

[00:03:23] 一谈到李世民

[00:03:25] 简直就出了他的废物子了

[00:03:27] 那么

[00:03:28] 究竟秦王犯了什么罪了

[00:03:31] 怎么李渊这么大的肝火呢

[00:03:35] 又一想

[00:03:36] 今天我既然到了八宝金殿

[00:03:40] 非得把本倒下了不可

[00:03:43] 李渊

[00:03:43] 答应也得答应

[00:03:44] 不答应也得答应

[00:03:47] 老程啊

[00:03:49] 打定了主意

[00:03:50] 厚着脸皮嘻嘻笑了一阵

[00:03:55] 我说

[00:03:56] 万岁啊

[00:03:57] 何必那么认真呢

[00:04:00] 你忘了

[00:04:01] 咱们两个人经常在一起闲唠

[00:04:05] 你还说过

[00:04:07] 人这一生

[00:04:09] 台上是戏

[00:04:11] 台下事

[00:04:12] 戏都在演戏

[00:04:15] 人生如梦啊

[00:04:18] 一转眼就玩完了

[00:04:21] 你看刚才你把你气的这样

[00:04:24] 你

[00:04:25] 你这么认真干什么呢

[00:04:27] 再说你杀的呢

[00:04:29] 又是你亲儿子

[00:04:32] 虎毒不吃子

[00:04:34] 兔子不吃窝边草

[00:04:36] 你这阵儿在火头上

[00:04:40] 可是过三过五

[00:04:42] 你脑袋一凉快

[00:04:44] 肯定得后悔

[00:04:46] 世上没有卖后灰药的

[00:04:49] 那就悔之晚矣

[00:04:52] 肠子都得悔青了

[00:04:54] 陛下

[00:04:55] 饶了吧啊

[00:04:58] 还是那句话

[00:04:59] 虎毒不食子

[00:05:02] 看在我的老脸上

[00:05:04] 看在我的份上

[00:05:06] 答应了吧

[00:05:09] 这程咬金这话呀

[00:05:12] 刚说了

[00:05:13] 有1 /3

[00:05:14] 李渊就急了

[00:05:17] 把龙胆一拍

[00:05:19] 突然站起来

[00:05:20] 用手指着程咬金的鼻子

[00:05:23] 程咬金筑巢

[00:05:27] 我说你这个人是不是有病啊

[00:05:31] 张嘴求情

[00:05:33] 闭口保本

[00:05:35] 朕明确表示

[00:05:38] 不饶

[00:05:39] 不饶就是不饶

[00:05:41] 不准

[00:05:42] 不准就是不准

[00:05:44] 谈的都可以谈

[00:05:46] 唯独此事

[00:05:48] 你是免开尊口

[00:05:50] 偌大年纪

[00:05:52] 回府休息休息有多好啊

[00:05:56] 下殿去了

[00:06:00] 程咬金今天碰了好几回南墙

[00:06:04] 一阵儿冷

[00:06:06] 一阵儿热呀

[00:06:07] 实实在在

[00:06:09] 有点接受不了了

[00:06:11] 程咬金破门帘子挂不住了

[00:06:14] 好腾站起来

[00:06:15] 把大肚子一腆

[00:06:18] 我说我啥

[00:06:21] 看来人们常说

[00:06:24] 龙眼无恩

[00:06:26] 翻脸没情啊

[00:06:28] 这话一点都不假

[00:06:31] 你不是当年了

[00:06:33] 在打天下的时候

[00:06:35] 说的比唱的都好听

[00:06:38] 我说什么

[00:06:39] 你听什么

[00:06:41] 现在我明白了

[00:06:43] 那阵你用我呀

[00:06:45] 你使唤我呀

[00:06:47] 现在没用了

[00:06:50] 江山打成了

[00:06:52] 你替我坐稳当了

[00:06:54] 拿我们这帮人说话

[00:06:55] 不当个屁呀

[00:06:57] 一

[00:06:58] 我说皇上

[00:06:59] 你可听明白了

[00:07:01] 我今儿个这么求你

[00:07:04] 我不是给我儿子求情

[00:07:07] 我们家什么事儿都没有

[00:07:09] 我是给你儿子求情

[00:07:12] 是为了你们老李家

[00:07:14] 你别分不出里外拐来呀

[00:07:17] 你瞅你吹胡子瞪眼

[00:07:19] 恨不能一张嘴把我给吃了

[00:07:23] 咱们落到那步了吗

[00:07:25] 至于的吗

[00:07:26] 我也不想多说了

[00:07:29] 今天呢

[00:07:30] 我再问你最后一句

[00:07:33] 你是饶还是不饶

[00:07:37] 你给我一个明确的答复

[00:07:39] 你敢不敢再说五个不饶

[00:07:44] 李渊也有点挂不住劲儿了

[00:07:47] 冷笑一声

[00:07:49] 程咬金呢

[00:07:51] 慢说

[00:07:51] 五个不饶就是50 个500个真我怕你吗

[00:07:58] 不饶

[00:07:59] 不饶

[00:07:59] 不饶

[00:08:00] 不饶就是不饶

[00:08:04] 程咬金一听什么

[00:08:07] 好啊好啊

[00:08:09] 杀人不过头点地

[00:08:11] 你把我姓程的鼻子死胡同里了

[00:08:14] 今天我也不活了

[00:08:16] 你来看

[00:08:19] 说着

[00:08:20] 他把砍王的斧子抡起来

[00:08:22] 肉肉肉肉肉

[00:08:25] 在皇上面前耍开斧子

[00:08:27] 你愿意看啊

[00:08:30] 程咬金

[00:08:31] 你敢弑君不成

[00:08:35] 你饶不饶

[00:08:36] 不饶我都说了

[00:08:38] 就是不饶

[00:08:39] 好了

[00:08:40] 今天我就给你切开晾它

[00:08:44] 这斧子受过皇封

[00:08:46] 叫砍王的斧子

[00:08:49] 上砍君王不正

[00:08:51] 下砍文武不忠

[00:08:53] 见官大三进

[00:08:55] 可这斧子从来也没使唤过

[00:08:58] 无非是个样子而已

[00:09:00] 今天程咬金真想试验试验

[00:09:03] 大斧子往空中一抡

[00:09:05] 对着李渊这脖子揉就来了

[00:09:10] 文武百官

[00:09:11] 金瓜武士

[00:09:13] 殿上所有的人一看

[00:09:15] 吓得把眼睛闭上了

[00:09:19] 听说程咬金啊

[00:09:21] 你敢血染金龙殿

[00:09:23] 敢砍皇上的脑袋

[00:09:25] 盘古至今

[00:09:27] 恐怕还没有过呀

[00:09:30] 按理说李渊得躲吧

[00:09:32] 啊不

[00:09:33] 这李渊今天命上了

[00:09:36] 一看

[00:09:36] 常小金把大斧子举起来了

[00:09:39] 李渊不但不妥

[00:09:40] 手扶龙福案

[00:09:42] 把身子往前一探

[00:09:43] 脖子一抻

[00:09:44] 把眼闭上了

[00:09:46] 用手一拍脖子

[00:09:47] 成王兄

[00:09:48] 这儿来

[00:09:49] 来这儿来

[00:09:50] 往这儿砍

[00:09:51] 往这儿砍来

[00:09:52] 诶

[00:09:52] 给你来喂

[00:09:58] 程咬金把这斧子举了三举

[00:10:01] 没往下落呀

[00:10:03] 他再回

[00:10:05] 能做那种荒唐的事儿

[00:10:09] 朝野金可不傻呀

[00:10:11] 要真把李渊给砍死

[00:10:13] 留下千古的骂名

[00:10:16] 这无非是逼得没办法了

[00:10:18] 吓不吓唬李渊

[00:10:21] 一看没吓住

[00:10:23] 老程

[00:10:23] 没词儿了

[00:10:25] 赶紧把大斧子轻轻放到地上

[00:10:28] 双腿跪倒万岁

[00:10:32] 臣错了

[00:10:34] 我呀

[00:10:36] 也老糊涂了

[00:10:38] 做出这种过分的事情

[00:10:41] 我是罪该万死

[00:10:44] 底下

[00:10:45] 我多少年没给你磕头了

[00:10:48] 你原谅我吧

[00:10:50] 老臣给你磕头了

[00:10:54] 不不不

[00:10:58] 程咬金是以头触地

[00:11:02] 李渊拿他真没有办法

[00:11:05] 一会儿软一会儿硬

[00:11:08] 这位是滚刀肉

[00:11:10] 李文

[00:11:11] 赶紧摆手

[00:11:12] 王兄啊

[00:11:14] 朕不怪你

[00:11:16] 你怎么的都行

[00:11:18] 咱们君臣的交情在那儿摆着呢

[00:11:21] 赶紧站起身来

[00:11:24] 回府去吧

[00:11:26] 陛下

[00:11:28] 还是那句话

[00:11:30] 老臣恳请陛下高抬贵手

[00:11:34] 饶了李世民吧

[00:11:37] 陛下如果不答应

[00:11:39] 老臣就跪死在你的面前

[00:11:44] 笨嘣嘣笨笨笨笨笨嘣嘣嘣嘣

[00:11:50] 那个时候干嘛呢

[00:11:51] 以头杵地

[00:11:53] 用脑门子碰金砖

[00:11:55] 梆梆直响

[00:11:57] 听出多远去

[00:11:58] 时间不大

[00:12:00] 程咬金这大脑袋上长了个小脑袋

[00:12:03] 这是真实劲儿

[00:12:05] 渴呀

[00:12:06] 一边磕着

[00:12:08] 老泪纵横

[00:12:10] 程咬金就说

[00:12:11] 呀

[00:12:12] 陛下开恩

[00:12:13] 陛下开恩

[00:12:14] 陛下开恩

[00:12:15] 呐嘣嘣嘣嘣

[00:12:19] 喝的程咬金是蒙噔转向

[00:12:23] 也不知过了多长时间

[00:12:25] 上边一点反应都没有

[00:12:28] 突然

[00:12:29] 肩头上伸过一只手来

[00:12:32] 拍了拍程咬金

[00:12:34] 四个

[00:12:36] 四哥

[00:12:37] 我长月金回过头一看

[00:12:41] 谁呀

[00:12:42] 正是大刀王君可

[00:12:46] 磕头的老六

[00:12:50] 哎呀

[00:12:50] 均可

[00:12:51] 什么事四哥

[00:12:54] 你给谁磕头

[00:12:56] 给皇上

[00:12:57] 给皇上

[00:12:59] 你看皇上在哪儿呢

[00:13:02] 嗯

[00:13:04] 瞅

[00:13:04] 金揉揉眼睛

[00:13:06] 抬头转身一看

[00:13:08] 九龙口上

[00:13:10] 空无一人

[00:13:13] 李渊呢

[00:13:14] 没影了

[00:13:16] 什么时候走的

[00:13:17] 不知道

[00:13:20] 王君可就说

[00:13:22] 我四哥呀

[00:13:23] 看出来没

[00:13:25] 皇上这心呢

[00:13:26] 比铁石还坚硬啊

[00:13:29] 看来今天是非杀秦王不可了

[00:13:33] 你在这儿磕头

[00:13:34] 人家把你蹲这儿走了

[00:13:38] 我站起来了

[00:13:40] 哎呀

[00:13:47] 这回程咬金可真急了

[00:13:51] 用手指着九龙口是破口大骂呀

[00:13:56] 李渊呐

[00:13:57] 李树德

[00:14:00] 你算个什么东西

[00:14:03] 想当初

[00:14:04] 我老成做混世魔王

[00:14:06] 大德天子的时候

[00:14:09] 你无非是太原的一个刘老啊

[00:14:12] 嗯

[00:14:12] 见着我程咬金的面儿

[00:14:15] 点头哈腰

[00:14:16] 嬉皮笑脸呢

[00:14:18] 你我二人称兄论弟

[00:14:21] 论哪方面来讲

[00:14:23] 我老程要比你高贵的多得多

[00:14:27] 啊

[00:14:28] 今天你做了皇帝了

[00:14:31] 你没拿我姓程的当人

[00:14:33] 把我当成臭狗屎

[00:14:36] 把我这蹲这了

[00:14:38] 看来你是个人面豺狼

[00:14:41] 冷血的动物啊

[00:14:43] 今天我跟你拼了

[00:14:47] 再看程咬金

[00:14:49] 这跟疯了一样

[00:14:51] 抡开砍王的斧子往后宫边追

[00:14:56] 谁也拦不住他

[00:14:58] 谁拦着他砍谁呀

[00:15:01] 跟一头猛虎相似

[00:15:03] 哒哒哒哒

[00:15:06] 一边追他一边喊

[00:15:09] 李渊呐

[00:15:11] 李树德

[00:15:12] 你给我站住

[00:15:15] 李渊

[00:15:16] 我看你往哪儿跑啊

[00:15:18] 对对

[00:15:21] 单说李渊

[00:15:23] 他这心呢

[00:15:24] 也不好受啊

[00:15:26] 您想想

[00:15:28] 杀青

[00:15:29] 儿子能好受得了吗

[00:15:31] 但是盛怒之下

[00:15:33] 他是非杀不可呀

[00:15:36] 这心里头跟开了锅了相似

[00:15:39] 让程咬金把他磨得实在没招念

[00:15:43] 还一下

[00:15:45] 不有那么句话吗

[00:15:46] 惹不起我躲得起

[00:15:49] 我躲到后宫

[00:15:50] 我不见你

[00:15:52] 传旨

[00:15:53] 把李世民杀了

[00:15:55] 那么过后

[00:15:56] 你程咬金的气儿也就消了

[00:15:59] 然后呢

[00:16:00] 咱们君臣坐在一起好好唠唠

[00:16:03] 我再安抚几句不就过去了吗

[00:16:07] 他是这么想的

[00:16:09] 可没想到

[00:16:10] 他正走着呢

[00:16:12] 听后边喊声

[00:16:13] 回头一看哟

[00:16:16] 程咬金胡子撅起多高的追来了

[00:16:20] 李渊

[00:16:21] 情之不妙

[00:16:23] 现在也忘了皇上的仪态了

[00:16:27] 迈大步就跑走走走走走走

[00:16:31] 眼前就来到紫禁城

[00:16:35] 紫禁城外

[00:16:37] 是皇上议事的金銮宝殿

[00:16:40] 紫禁城内是皇上住处

[00:16:44] 三宫六院72 嫔妃都住在这儿

[00:16:48] 这李渊三步并成两步

[00:16:50] 进了紫禁城

[00:16:51] 吩咐御林军

[00:16:53] 我们快掩门

[00:16:57] 玉林英答应了一声

[00:16:59] 哎呀呀呀呀

[00:17:00] 滚吧

[00:17:01] 把门关上

[00:17:02] 上栓上锁

[00:17:05] 横栓上的嘎嘣嘎锁锁上

[00:17:09] 李渊刚进了紫禁城

[00:17:11] 程咬金就注意到了

[00:17:13] 眼睁睁瞅着李渊进了城了

[00:17:17] 城门关闭了

[00:17:19] 晚到了一步啊

[00:17:22] 把程咬金急得咣咣直跺脚

[00:17:25] 李渊呐

[00:17:27] 你跑不了

[00:17:29] 我程咬金跟你拼了

[00:17:33] 哇咔咔咣啪

[00:17:39] 干什么

[00:17:40] 斧劈城门

[00:17:43] 70

[00:17:45] 那城门拿斧子能劈开

[00:17:48] 效果一样

[00:17:50] 城门厚度半尺多厚

[00:17:53] 两旁边包的是铁板炸菊花钉钉着

[00:17:58] 里边有横栓

[00:18:00] 又有顶门

[00:18:01] 杠子又锁着

[00:18:03] 慢说

[00:18:04] 斧子

[00:18:05] 你就什么也睁不开呀

[00:18:09] 跟李渊进到里边

[00:18:12] 靠着城门

[00:18:13] 听见外边咣咣直响

[00:18:16] 他还真没忍心上内宫

[00:18:19] 觉着平安了

[00:18:21] 顺着马道上了城

[00:18:23] 手扶垛口

[00:18:24] 探身往下观看

[00:18:27] 一看程咬金正在这玩命呢

[00:18:30] 李渊是又气又笑啊

[00:18:34] 身子探出去

[00:18:36] 他就喊成王兄

[00:18:40] 成王兄

[00:18:42] 正在这儿呢

[00:18:45] 你别白费劲了

[00:18:47] 那城门是砍不坏的

[00:18:50] 这程咬金往后倒退了几步

[00:18:55] 倒背斧子

[00:18:56] 仰起头来观瞧

[00:18:59] 君臣二人

[00:19:00] 看的是清清楚楚

[00:19:03] B 项

[00:19:06] 陛下呀

[00:19:08] 念其臣诚心实意给秦王求情

[00:19:13] 念在秦王汗马功劳

[00:19:16] 来之不易

[00:19:18] 你就高抬贵手

[00:19:20] 把他饶了吧

[00:19:23] 臣给你跪下了

[00:19:27] 李渊一看得又跑这儿来磨来了

[00:19:31] 一看程咬金的声泪俱下

[00:19:34] 李渊的心也就软了

[00:19:37] 但又一想

[00:19:38] 往后文武百官纷纷效仿他

[00:19:42] 我可怎么办呢

[00:19:45] 泼出去的水

[00:19:46] 说出去的话

[00:19:47] 不能再往回收了

[00:19:50] 想到这

[00:19:51] 李元心一横

[00:19:53] 昌王兄

[00:19:54] 你就跪死在这儿

[00:19:57] 你就把头碰碎

[00:19:59] 这也不牢啊

[00:20:02] 回府去吧

[00:20:04] 过三过五

[00:20:06] 我把你请进内宫

[00:20:09] 再好好跟你谈谈

[00:20:10] 今天是绝对不行

[00:20:14] 陛下

[00:20:15] 你真的不饶

[00:20:17] 哎呀

[00:20:18] 你叫我说几句就是不能饶

[00:20:23] 陛下呀

[00:20:24] 摆在臣面前就是两条路

[00:20:28] 一

[00:20:29] 保本成功

[00:20:31] 你放了市民另一条路

[00:20:35] 我就死在陛下的面前

[00:20:39] 难道你忍心叫臣死吗

[00:20:42] 王兄啊

[00:20:44] 我既不饶李世民

[00:20:46] 我也不希望你死

[00:20:48] 这两条路都走不通

[00:20:51] 好人

[00:20:53] 陛下

[00:20:54] 你这是逼着我死啊

[00:20:56] 看来人生有处死有地

[00:20:59] 我程咬金活到头了

[00:21:02] 再看老程站起来

[00:21:04] 把大斧子往脖子上一横

[00:21:08] 陛下

[00:21:09] 你再说一句

[00:21:10] 饶是不饶

[00:21:13] 我诶王兄啊王兄

[00:21:17] 别胡来别胡来啊

[00:21:20] 你跟市民是两回事儿

[00:21:23] 还是那句话

[00:21:25] 我

[00:21:26] 我不能饶啊

[00:21:29] 哎哟

[00:21:30] 再看程咬金吧

[00:21:33] 把袍子往面上一折

[00:21:35] 把大斧的一搓

[00:21:39] 普通

[00:21:41] 摔倒在地

[00:21:42] 斧子也撒手了

[00:21:45] 李渊看的清清的啊

[00:21:48] 长阳一听

[00:21:49] 啊

[00:21:50] 哎呀呀呀呀

[00:21:52] 他一看常小金真抹着脖子

[00:21:56] 那心就一翻个

[00:21:59] 要说君臣没感情

[00:22:01] 那是胡扯

[00:22:03] 李渊也是重感情的人

[00:22:05] 跟程咬金不分彼此

[00:22:08] 这是国家的栋梁啊

[00:22:10] 就为这件事情

[00:22:12] 程咬金抹了脖子了

[00:22:13] 能说李渊不心疼吗

[00:22:16] 刹那之间

[00:22:17] 李渊就感觉到天旋地转

[00:22:21] 头重脚轻

[00:22:22] 身子一摘歪

[00:22:23] 好心没从城上摔下去

[00:22:26] 幸亏很多的太监把皇上给抱住了

[00:22:30] 李渊就觉着心头发热呀

[00:22:34] 王兄啊

[00:22:35] 哈哈

[00:22:37] 哎呀

[00:22:39] 你怎么这么糊涂

[00:22:41] 叫太监搀着

[00:22:44] 顺马道下了紫禁城

[00:22:47] 开关落锁

[00:22:48] 他从里边出来了

[00:22:50] 来到程咬金的身体旁边

[00:22:54] 单腿跪倒

[00:22:56] 扶着程咬金的大肚子

[00:22:59] 是放声大哭