《第108集 (节目)》歌词

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[00:00:00] 周坤

[00:00:01] 周老剑客

[00:00:03] 领着窦尔敦上官元婴来拜会贺东坡

[00:00:11] 干嘛为窦尔敦学能耐

[00:00:15] 这玩意儿真不容易啊

[00:00:17] 来求人来了

[00:00:20] 不用说

[00:00:21] 这贺东坡这个人怎么样

[00:00:23] 就这看门的

[00:00:24] 你都惹不起

[00:00:26] 前后等了俩时辰

[00:00:29] 好不容易这门孙算开开了

[00:00:33] 就听这门吱呀一声开了个缝

[00:00:37] 有张老脸从里边伸出来了

[00:00:41] 大伙儿一看

[00:00:42] 吓了一跳

[00:00:44] 你瞅这张老脸

[00:00:46] 老的甭提了

[00:00:47] 要多老有多老

[00:00:50] 大眼皮呀

[00:00:51] 好像门帘子在那挂着

[00:00:54] 也不知道他是睁着眼的

[00:00:56] 是闭着眼的

[00:00:58] 挺高个

[00:00:59] 鼻子嘴角往下耷拉着

[00:01:02] 那胡须说白呀

[00:01:04] 不是白

[00:01:05] 都变成那个褐色的

[00:01:08] 好像多少年那老鼠成精了

[00:01:11] 那老鼠毛差不多

[00:01:14] 脸上是皱纹堆垒呀

[00:01:18] 这老头儿是少气无力

[00:01:21] 伸出这头来

[00:01:22] 可也不言语

[00:01:25] 周坤

[00:01:26] 赶紧施礼哦

[00:01:28] 老哥哥

[00:01:29] 是您呐

[00:01:31] 诶

[00:01:32] 你是谁呀

[00:01:34] 我姓周

[00:01:35] 我叫周坤呐

[00:01:37] 咱去年还见过面呢

[00:01:39] 您忘了我还来过

[00:01:41] 也是您开的门

[00:01:43] 记不清了

[00:01:44] 记不清了

[00:01:46] 找谁呀

[00:01:48] 找你家主人的

[00:01:51] 贺老先生在家吗

[00:01:53] 你看我们这么多人来看望他来了

[00:01:58] 哦

[00:01:59] 是这么回事儿啊

[00:02:00] 啊

[00:02:02] 你们等等啊

[00:02:04] 我看看我家主人在家不在家

[00:02:08] 咣

[00:02:09] 门关上了

[00:02:10] 稀里哗啦咔嘣锁上了

[00:02:12] 得等着吧

[00:02:16] 等啊

[00:02:17] 等啊

[00:02:18] 一直等到日色平息了都

[00:02:23] 这门也没开

[00:02:24] 也不知道贺东坡在家没在家

[00:02:29] 连窦尔敦呢

[00:02:30] 心里都起了好几回急

[00:02:32] 但自己劝自己别着急

[00:02:34] 别着急

[00:02:35] 我们求人家来了

[00:02:37] 哪那么容易的事儿

[00:02:40] 都说这人古怪

[00:02:42] 看来一点都不假

[00:02:44] 现在无论如何要有耐性

[00:02:49] 你看这人呐

[00:02:50] 要有耐性的人

[00:02:52] 就这一点就不容易

[00:02:54] 一般火爆的脾气那他受不了

[00:02:58] 把上官元婴气的鼻子眼都喷火呀

[00:03:02] 都眼珠瞪得溜圆

[00:03:04] 呼呼喘粗气

[00:03:07] 诶正这么个时候真有动静了

[00:03:11] 随着一阵缓慢的脚步声

[00:03:15] 咔吧一声

[00:03:16] 锁打开

[00:03:17] 稀里哗啦吱扭

[00:03:18] 咣当当当

[00:03:20] 总算盼着把大门打开了

[00:03:23] 开门的依然是那老家人

[00:03:27] 就见他往旁边一闪

[00:03:29] 后边走出一人来

[00:03:32] 周奎一看

[00:03:33] 哟

[00:03:34] 真不错

[00:03:35] 贺东坡闪电神钩真在家呢

[00:03:42] 他是满面赔笑

[00:03:44] 赶紧一躬扫地

[00:03:47] 老剑客

[00:03:48] 您可好啊

[00:03:50] 小老周坤

[00:03:52] 我这厢有礼了

[00:03:54] 哎哟

[00:03:54] 不敢当

[00:03:55] 不敢当

[00:03:56] 这是哪阵香风把您吹来了

[00:04:00] 这些都是啊

[00:04:02] 这都是我的朋友来拜会您来的

[00:04:06] 哎呀

[00:04:07] 太客气了

[00:04:09] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:04:12] 里边请

[00:04:13] 里边请吧

[00:04:16] 窦尔敦一听

[00:04:17] 哦

[00:04:19] 这就是要找的人

[00:04:20] 我薛勾就得跟人家学

[00:04:23] 都说他古怪不古怪

[00:04:27] 你这人

[00:04:27] 说话多随和呀

[00:04:29] 窦军的心呢

[00:04:31] 当时放下了

[00:04:33] 觉着学能耐有了希望了

[00:04:37] 就这么的

[00:04:38] 大家鱼贯而行

[00:04:40] 进了人家的家

[00:04:42] 把礼物也抬进来了

[00:04:44] 进了厅堂

[00:04:46] 分宾主落座

[00:04:48] 你别看这房子一般般

[00:04:50] 屋挺宽敞

[00:04:52] 但是无非都是粗木的桌椅板凳

[00:04:57] 上年纪有身份的在屋坐着

[00:05:00] 其他的人都在院儿站着

[00:05:04] 就见贺东坡往这儿看看

[00:05:07] 往那儿看看

[00:05:09] 转回身问周坤

[00:05:12] 周老英雄

[00:05:13] 这这这

[00:05:15] 这是怎么回事啊

[00:05:16] 啊

[00:05:16] 我

[00:05:17] 我来给介绍介绍啊

[00:05:19] 这位

[00:05:20] 他一指上官元婴

[00:05:23] 大概您能听说

[00:05:25] 他也是你们云南的人吗

[00:05:29] 祖居云南昆明府

[00:05:32] 复姓上官

[00:05:34] 双名元婴

[00:05:36] 有个绰号叫海外野叟

[00:05:41] 这位更了不起了

[00:05:44] 有绰号叫独霸山东铁罗汉

[00:05:48] 姓窦

[00:05:49] 叫窦尔敦

[00:05:51] 这是我磕头的把兄弟

[00:05:53] 我是老大

[00:05:54] 这是老二

[00:05:55] 这是老三

[00:05:56] 久闻您的大名

[00:05:59] 想见您一面

[00:06:01] 所以呢

[00:06:02] 我们从远道来拜会您来的

[00:06:06] 哦

[00:06:07] 是这么回事儿

[00:06:09] 但这么介绍

[00:06:11] 就见贺东坡毫无表情

[00:06:15] 好像从来就没听说过有个上官元婴

[00:06:19] 更不知道有个窦耳洞

[00:06:23] 那脸上跟开门那时候差不多少哦

[00:06:27] 是这么回事

[00:06:29] 看我为什么呢

[00:06:32] 就单独为看看我嘛

[00:06:34] 当然了

[00:06:36] 主要是看看您

[00:06:38] 另一方面呢

[00:06:39] 我们求您来了

[00:06:41] 求我求我什么事

[00:06:44] 是这么回事

[00:06:46] 我兄弟窦尔敦九牧

[00:06:49] 您的大名知道

[00:06:51] 您的双钩盖世无双

[00:06:54] 站着一绝

[00:06:55] 他打算呢

[00:06:56] 跟你学学勾

[00:06:58] 话还没等说完呢

[00:07:01] 就见贺东坡那脸啪嗒沉下来了

[00:07:05] 行行

[00:07:06] 别说别说

[00:07:06] 别说别说

[00:07:08] 我当什么事

[00:07:10] 我多年不练武了

[00:07:12] 我那钩早都扔了

[00:07:15] 学什么狗

[00:07:17] 要知道这样

[00:07:18] 我不给你们开门

[00:07:21] 算了算了

[00:07:21] 别说了

[00:07:22] 别说了

[00:07:23] 你看这老头儿

[00:07:24] 古怪不说

[00:07:24] 变脸变脸

[00:07:26] 刚才那么随和

[00:07:28] 刹那之间

[00:07:30] 脸蛋子沉下来了

[00:07:32] 四个人都皱不起来

[00:07:35] 另外

[00:07:36] 他用手往院一指

[00:07:38] 我说那花红柳绿的

[00:07:39] 那都是什么东西啊

[00:07:41] 给您送的礼物不成敬意

[00:07:44] 望其笑念

[00:07:46] 来啊

[00:07:46] 抬起来

[00:07:47] 抬起来啊

[00:07:47] 别别别

[00:07:50] 贺东波急了

[00:07:53] 摆手制止给我送礼

[00:07:56] 为什么

[00:07:57] 是见面礼吗

[00:08:00] 望其笑纳

[00:08:01] 行行

[00:08:01] 别说别说了

[00:08:03] 送礼就没安好肠子

[00:08:06] 换我的能耐

[00:08:09] 我能这么干吗

[00:08:11] 再说我也没能耐

[00:08:13] 空有其名

[00:08:15] 无有其实

[00:08:17] 你说你们在家呆着好不好

[00:08:19] 这么老远跑我这儿来

[00:08:21] 害得我也不得休息

[00:08:23] 弄得我家宅也不安

[00:08:26] 这礼物我绝对不能收

[00:08:28] 我说贺福啊

[00:08:31] 贺福啊

[00:08:32] 就是老的不像样的老头儿

[00:08:35] 哎哟

[00:08:37] 送客

[00:08:40] 贺东坡站起来

[00:08:42] 一甩袖子

[00:08:43] 是拂袖而走

[00:08:45] 他奔后院呢

[00:08:47] 把这帮人给蹲这儿了

[00:08:50] 你说这出不来进不去

[00:08:52] 什么滋味

[00:08:54] 上官元英那脑袋都绿了都

[00:08:59] 心说姓贺的

[00:09:01] 你好来的

[00:09:02] 无理呀你

[00:09:04] 方才介绍那会儿

[00:09:06] 你无动于衷

[00:09:07] 眼皮都不了

[00:09:09] 难道说真不知道我们是谁

[00:09:12] 没瞧得起我们

[00:09:15] 官还不打送礼的呢

[00:09:17] 我们好心好意这么远把礼物给拿来了

[00:09:20] 往外轰我们诶

[00:09:23] 拿我们不识数啊

[00:09:25] 噌

[00:09:26] 上官元婴就站起来

[00:09:29] 兄弟

[00:09:29] 走

[00:09:31] 大哥

[00:09:31] 别说了

[00:09:32] 走

[00:09:33] 走啊

[00:09:34] 溜都不带了

[00:09:35] 他有什么了不起

[00:09:37] 走走走走

[00:09:38] 兄弟

[00:09:39] 你不走我可走了

[00:09:41] 窦尔敦一看上官元婴真发火了

[00:09:45] 要真不走

[00:09:47] 怕大哥伤心

[00:09:48] 好好

[00:09:49] 我听您的

[00:09:51] 站起来

[00:09:52] 往外走

[00:09:54] 再看那老头儿

[00:09:55] 贺福拿把笤帚走了

[00:09:58] 我所闻我还得收拾屋子

[00:10:01] 这何苦来的

[00:10:03] 干什么来呀

[00:10:05] 哗哗

[00:10:07] 没等人走呢

[00:10:09] 他扫开地了

[00:10:10] 炮土壤肠啊

[00:10:12] 大伙儿真是气上加气

[00:10:15] 一看这老头儿

[00:10:16] 走道都打晃了

[00:10:18] 也没必要跟他置气

[00:10:21] 大家离开老贺家

[00:10:23] 把东西自然也拿出来了

[00:10:25] 前脚刚出来

[00:10:27] 咣当稀里哗啦

[00:10:28] 大门锁上了

[00:10:30] 上官云英气得鼓鼓的

[00:10:34] 上了车了

[00:10:34] 走走走

[00:10:35] 回去回去回去

[00:10:36] 大哥快回你们家

[00:10:37] 走走

[00:10:38] 打道回衙

[00:10:40] 窦尔敦一看

[00:10:41] 赶紧过来

[00:10:43] 我说大哥

[00:10:44] 别介

[00:10:45] 别介

[00:10:47] 您消消气

[00:10:48] 有话咱们回去说

[00:10:51] 您说路途这么老远

[00:10:54] 咱能空去白回吗

[00:10:56] 我看咱找个店房住下

[00:10:58] 有话到店里咱讲去

[00:11:01] 周坤也说

[00:11:02] 老二啊

[00:11:03] 消消气儿

[00:11:05] 我发现你这脾气太暴

[00:11:08] 好吗

[00:11:08] 听老三的

[00:11:11] 上官元英没言语

[00:11:13] 这就是默许了

[00:11:15] 就在这个镇上找了一家店房

[00:11:17] 包了几间房

[00:11:19] 他们住下了

[00:11:20] 吃喝完毕

[00:11:22] 坐在一起谈这个事儿

[00:11:24] 上官元婴那还骂呢

[00:11:27] 他妈的

[00:11:28] 来的

[00:11:29] 他不认得我呀

[00:11:30] 我还不知道他呢

[00:11:32] 有什么了不起

[00:11:35] 你看那架子端的

[00:11:38] 不如咱把话说完

[00:11:39] 往外轰咱们

[00:11:42] 咱们也太不值钱了

[00:11:45] 我说尔敦呢

[00:11:46] 你太没志气了

[00:11:48] 你好学

[00:11:50] 我赞成

[00:11:52] 但是你得看看这对象是谁

[00:11:55] 这货你理他干什么

[00:11:57] 牵着不走打着倒退呀

[00:12:00] 难道说你心里头就不难受

[00:12:03] 大哥

[00:12:06] 当然

[00:12:06] 我也不是滋味

[00:12:08] 我又不是小孩子

[00:12:10] 还是那句话

[00:12:12] 人家没请咱

[00:12:14] 是咱主动来的

[00:12:17] 人家就往外撵咱们

[00:12:19] 咱也没辙

[00:12:20] 是不是呢

[00:12:21] 人家交给咱能耐是人情

[00:12:24] 不交给是本分

[00:12:27] 这事呢

[00:12:28] 咱还要耐心

[00:12:30] 哥哥

[00:12:31] 我的事儿让你们跟着受累

[00:12:34] 我心里很难过

[00:12:36] 哥哥

[00:12:37] 你这火要不消啊

[00:12:38] 我是无地自容这

[00:12:43] 哎

[00:12:43] 我真拿你没办法呀

[00:12:45] 我说兄弟

[00:12:47] 这就冲你得了

[00:12:48] 不冲你啊

[00:12:49] 我一把火把他房子给他点了

[00:12:53] 这些晚辈们也不服气

[00:12:56] 可不是怎么

[00:12:58] 这何苦来的呢

[00:13:00] 一个个怨声载道

[00:13:03] 这窦蹲不想走

[00:13:06] 大伙儿就不能走了

[00:13:08] 周坤给打圆场

[00:13:10] 这这这么这么

[00:13:11] 歇着歇着

[00:13:12] 明儿个咱还去

[00:13:15] 心诚则灵吗

[00:13:17] 书说简短

[00:13:19] 当晚大家睡到这儿了

[00:13:22] 谁也不说话

[00:13:24] 乘兴而来

[00:13:25] 败兴而归

[00:13:27] 人们心里头觉着压抑和不痛快

[00:13:31] 窦尔敦也没说话

[00:13:33] 但是躺在床上翻来覆去睡不着

[00:13:37] 窦那一琢磨

[00:13:39] 我这人呢

[00:13:39] 就犟脾气

[00:13:41] 明知山有虎

[00:13:43] 偏向虎山行

[00:13:46] 越不好办的事儿

[00:13:47] 我也办

[00:13:49] 这样觉着踏实

[00:13:52] 等到第二天了

[00:13:53] 咱这么说吧

[00:13:54] 吃完早饭带着礼物又来了

[00:13:58] 周坤又叫门

[00:14:00] 这回怎么也叫不开这门了

[00:14:03] 干脆里头无人答言

[00:14:07] 王贤

[00:14:07] 王亮就说师傅

[00:14:10] 是不昨天的事咱来了

[00:14:13] 他有意回避

[00:14:15] 躲了吧

[00:14:17] 有人

[00:14:18] 他哪儿也不能去

[00:14:20] 那怎么这么砸

[00:14:21] 没人言语

[00:14:22] 哎

[00:14:23] 心诚则灵砸

[00:14:25] 换班砸

[00:14:28] 早上起来的

[00:14:29] 眼看天黑了

[00:14:31] 这门也没砸开

[00:14:33] 上官元婴一看

[00:14:35] 怎怎么样怎么样

[00:14:37] 我说什么来着

[00:14:39] 回去吧

[00:14:40] 人家诚心不理咱

[00:14:42] 拿咱当臭狗屎给晾到这儿了

[00:14:46] 大家又回到店房

[00:14:49] 更堵心了

[00:14:51] 一天没吃东西

[00:14:53] 回来摆了几桌

[00:14:54] 没几个能吃的下去的

[00:14:58] 窦尔敦这心呢

[00:14:59] 跟刀剜子一样

[00:15:01] 还得笑脸相迎

[00:15:03] 劝说这个劝说那个

[00:15:06] 上官元营就问

[00:15:09] 我兄弟

[00:15:10] 明儿个你怎么安排

[00:15:13] 大哥

[00:15:14] 您听我说

[00:15:16] 明天呢

[00:15:17] 我一个人去

[00:15:18] 谁都不必陪我

[00:15:21] 我试试

[00:15:22] 比方说明天我再砸不开门

[00:15:25] 咱们就回去

[00:15:27] 从哪儿来回到哪儿去

[00:15:29] 别因为我

[00:15:30] 牵连了大家

[00:15:33] 周坤一听

[00:15:34] 老三那合适吗

[00:15:35] 合适我一个人去

[00:15:38] 好不好

[00:15:39] 也许我一个人能把门砸开

[00:15:42] 周坤一想

[00:15:43] 可也行

[00:15:44] 老三啊

[00:15:45] 那你就试试

[00:15:46] 不行呢

[00:15:47] 你也别上火

[00:15:49] 学这玩意儿

[00:15:50] 不学这玩意儿也当不了饭吃好吗

[00:15:53] 他不行

[00:15:54] 咱再找别人呗

[00:15:55] 高人不有的是吗

[00:15:57] 是啊

[00:15:58] 明天我再试试

[00:15:59] 估计我不死心

[00:16:02] 到了第二天

[00:16:05] 窦尔敦比谁起的都早

[00:16:07] 梳洗已毕

[00:16:08] 也没吃早饭

[00:16:10] 都说好了

[00:16:11] 谁都没去

[00:16:12] 就他一个人

[00:16:13] 也没带礼物

[00:16:15] 又到了老贺家门首

[00:16:19] 这算常来常往

[00:16:20] 轻车熟路了

[00:16:23] 说实在的

[00:16:24] 窦尔敦瞅着门楼也有点儿打怵

[00:16:28] 在门前转了半天

[00:16:30] 碰碰运气吧

[00:16:32] 啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:16:36] 有人吗

[00:16:39] 有人吗

[00:16:40] 来客人了

[00:16:42] 啪啪啪

[00:16:45] 您还用问吗

[00:16:46] 毫无反应

[00:16:48] 窦尔敦

[00:16:50] 有充分的思想准备

[00:16:52] 一点急也没着

[00:16:54] 隔了一会儿

[00:16:55] 又砸

[00:16:56] 还没反应

[00:16:58] 又停了一会儿

[00:16:59] 又砸

[00:17:00] 还没反应

[00:17:02] 就这么的周而复始

[00:17:05] 窦墩呢

[00:17:06] 叫了一上午门

[00:17:08] 眼瞅着正当午时了

[00:17:11] 还没有反应

[00:17:13] 都蹲

[00:17:14] 想我不走

[00:17:15] 我给你调上了

[00:17:17] 我看你开门不开门

[00:17:20] 兜墩就坐台阶上了

[00:17:22] 要说一点儿也不着急

[00:17:25] 一点儿也不生气

[00:17:26] 不可能

[00:17:27] 但他有耐性

[00:17:29] 能忍得住

[00:17:32] 这就是说人呢

[00:17:33] 这个肚量大和小的事儿

[00:17:36] 你看上官元婴哪儿都好

[00:17:38] 肚量小

[00:17:39] 不能容事

[00:17:41] 呃

[00:17:42] 窦尔敦则不然

[00:17:43] 生气是生气

[00:17:45] 能容事儿

[00:17:47] 他总是翻过来调过去琢磨这事儿咱求人家来了

[00:17:52] 你还那么大脾气

[00:17:54] 那你来干嘛

[00:17:57] 想起当初

[00:17:59] 刘备

[00:18:00] 刘关

[00:18:01] 张三

[00:18:01] 请诸葛亮

[00:18:03] 这才感动了诸葛孔明

[00:18:06] 答应出头帮忙

[00:18:08] 咱不敢比古人

[00:18:10] 咱就做个普通的人

[00:18:12] 不也这个理儿吗

[00:18:15] 诶等一会儿我在砸门

[00:18:18] 诶窦顿正胡琢磨呢

[00:18:20] 门开了

[00:18:22] 也没听见脚步声

[00:18:24] 就听见啊

[00:18:29] 回头

[00:18:31] 那张老脸又露出来了

[00:18:34] 把兜里还吓了一跳

[00:18:36] 赶紧站起来

[00:18:38] 这老家人

[00:18:39] 贺福仰着脸看看窦尔敦那个说

[00:18:43] 仰脸干嘛不仰脸看不着

[00:18:45] 眼皮太大

[00:18:50] 你找谁啊

[00:18:53] 老人家

[00:18:55] 我们前两天来过

[00:18:57] 您忘了吗

[00:18:58] 您给开的门记不清了

[00:19:01] 道对

[00:19:02] 一听是老糊涂了

[00:19:05] 得了

[00:19:05] 别提那些事儿啊

[00:19:07] 老人家

[00:19:08] 我来拜会你家主人

[00:19:11] 能不能求老人家赏个方便

[00:19:14] 真烦人呐

[00:19:17] 我家主人不在

[00:19:19] 要在不早就把你请进去了吗

[00:19:23] 走吧走吧走吧

[00:19:24] 不在不在

[00:19:24] 咣当把门关上了

[00:19:28] 兜敦趴他锁上

[00:19:30] 在外头紧说小话

[00:19:33] 不是

[00:19:33] 老哥哥

[00:19:35] 您先等会儿

[00:19:36] 允许我说几句行吗

[00:19:38] 我说完了

[00:19:39] 您再锁门也不晚

[00:19:42] 没听见锁门的声

[00:19:44] 窦尔敦就说

[00:19:46] 老人家

[00:19:47] 我是从山东来的

[00:19:50] 万水千山

[00:19:52] 抛家舍业

[00:19:54] 我可不容易啊

[00:19:56] 我怀着一颗忠心

[00:19:58] 来拜他老人家为师

[00:20:01] 跟他老人家学能耐来了

[00:20:04] 你要把门锁上

[00:20:06] 不给我通报一声

[00:20:08] 我就白来了

[00:20:10] 花多少钱无所谓

[00:20:13] 就耽误我的大事儿了

[00:20:16] 老人家

[00:20:17] 我求求你了

[00:20:18] 你能不能动一动恻隐之心

[00:20:21] 帮帮忙啊

[00:20:23] 我求你了

[00:20:26] 里边没动静儿

[00:20:27] 可能这老头儿啊

[00:20:29] 听见了

[00:20:31] 又待了一会儿

[00:20:32] 吱呀

[00:20:33] 门开了

[00:20:35] 老头

[00:20:35] 又把那老脸探出来了

[00:20:39] 哎呀

[00:20:40] 你说的叫我心里都怪难过的

[00:20:45] 进来吧

[00:20:46] 哎哟

[00:20:47] 多谢多谢多谢

[00:20:49] 你看

[00:20:50] 昨天来一大帮人没进来

[00:20:52] 今儿个窦尔敦自己来的

[00:20:54] 他就进来了

[00:20:56] 进了院

[00:20:57] 冷冷清清的

[00:20:59] 就见老头儿把门锁上了

[00:21:01] 来

[00:21:01] 来到我这屋

[00:21:02] 到我这屋啊

[00:21:04] 豆顿这才发现

[00:21:06] 正房

[00:21:07] 还有配房

[00:21:09] 那次来进的正房

[00:21:11] 这回这老头儿把他领到配房

[00:21:13] 进屋一瞅

[00:21:15] 一张木板床铺着草褥子

[00:21:18] 上头有被褥

[00:21:20] 屋里没什么东西

[00:21:22] 但是倒也干净

[00:21:24] 地上放着方凳

[00:21:26] 呃

[00:21:27] 大和尚

[00:21:28] 你坐下吧

[00:21:29] 是

[00:21:30] 多谢

[00:21:30] 多谢

[00:21:31] 窦尔敦坐到方凳上

[00:21:34] 你等着啊

[00:21:35] 我呢去打点水来

[00:21:39] 不必了

[00:21:40] 哎

[00:21:40] 来客人了

[00:21:42] 怎么也得喝点水

[00:21:44] 窦尔敦一看呢

[00:21:46] 这老头儿不像那么不太通情达理的人

[00:21:50] 等了一会儿

[00:21:52] 就见老头儿提了一壶热水

[00:21:55] 拿那粗瓷碗

[00:21:57] 这窦尔敦满上一碗

[00:21:59] 自己倒了一碗

[00:22:01] 喝吧

[00:22:02] 刚开的

[00:22:03] 诶

[00:22:03] 多谢多谢

[00:22:05] 老实说

[00:22:06] 豆都没吃东西

[00:22:07] 喊了这么半天

[00:22:09] 嗓子也冒烟了

[00:22:11] 喝了那么几口

[00:22:13] 哎呀

[00:22:13] 心里觉着非常舒服

[00:22:16] 请问老人家能不能给我通报一声啊

[00:22:20] 捅八什么

[00:22:22] 我想见你家主人呢

[00:22:24] 哎呀

[00:22:26] 我说大和尚

[00:22:28] 你这人真是

[00:22:29] 你怎么不明白呢啊

[00:22:33] 我不明白什么事

[00:22:35] 我家主人不在

[00:22:37] 我说的是真的

[00:22:40] 他要在

[00:22:41] 我能不开门吗

[00:22:44] 可能你们都恨我

[00:22:47] 别恨我

[00:22:49] 主人这样交代的

[00:22:51] 我敢不听吗

[00:22:54] 你别忘了那句话

[00:22:55] 办事不由东

[00:22:58] 累死也无功啊

[00:23:00] 不听主子的

[00:23:02] 我饭碗不砸了吗

[00:23:05] 哦

[00:23:06] 老人家真不在

[00:23:08] 真不在就叫你们折腾的出门会客去了