《My Wig Fell Off》歌词

[00:00:00] Hey wait a minute don't step on it

[00:00:03] My toupee is out on the floor

[00:00:05] Watch out for my mood ring 18 button shirts

[00:00:09] In all the latest designs

[00:00:11] My all 12 astrological signs

[00:00:13] But what's worse you know let me tell you about it

[00:00:17] Trying to pass for 18

[00:00:19] Is a tough thing to do

[00:00:21] You can't make it in a disco

[00:00:23] When you're 42

[00:00:25] Been looking for love

[00:00:26] Every disco in town

[00:00:28] My wig's gettin shaky

[00:00:30] My truss is slippin down

[00:00:33] My wig fell off

[00:00:35] Don't step on it out on the floor

[00:00:41] My pacemaker's busted

[00:00:44] My Poli Grip won't hold no more

[00:00:49] These girls laugh

[00:00:51] At my fishnet shirt

[00:00:53] When they call me grandpa

[00:00:55] That really hurts

[00:00:57] Look in the mirror

[00:00:59] Didn't look 42

[00:01:01] All that shakin and sweatin

[00:01:03] I must have come unglued

[00:01:05] My wig fell off

[00:01:08] Hand my toupee to me

[00:01:13] I'm quittin the disco

[00:01:17] I'm almost 43

[00:01:22] Hey look out buddy

[00:01:24] Get off my wig

[00:01:26] Oops I didn't realize

[00:01:27] You was quite so big

[00:01:29] Go ahead and keep it

[00:01:31] Keep my mood ring too

[00:01:33] But gimme back my dentures

[00:01:35] Or I'll have to use kung fu

[00:01:37] My wig fell off

[00:01:40] Hand my toupee to me

[00:01:45] I'm quittin the disco

[00:01:49] I'm almost 43

[00:01:54] My elevator shoes

[00:01:56] My hip jewelry

[00:01:58] Sell 'em at a yard sale somewhere

[00:02:01] Anybody wanna buy all 12 astrological signs

[00:02:05] Anybody wanna buy 18 button shirts in all the latest designs

[00:02:11] Anybody wanna buy a wig

[00:02:14] You can have my wig for next to nothing

[00:02:21] I'm quittin the disco

[00:02:23] I'm quittin the disco y'all

[00:02:24] I can't take it no more

[00:02:25] Too much heartbreak too much paing

[00:02:30] Too much heartbreak too much paing

[00:02:42] (歌手讲述)