《Val Kilmer(Main Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] I always thought my movie would be a comedy

[00:00:04] Not quite the tragedy that it's become

[00:00:08] More slapstick than chick-flick

[00:00:11] More 'Caddyshack' than 'Breakfast At Tiffany's'

[00:00:15] So thank me at the podium

[00:00:18] For a lifetime of contribution

[00:00:22] Turn on the cameras someone cue the extras

[00:00:25] Hair and makeup to the set

[00:00:28] Because the big screen's calling

[00:00:29] Final casting call

[00:00:31] It's your big shot baby

[00:00:33] You're the next big star

[00:00:35] Of another stupid movie

[00:00:36] 'Bout a guy with a broken heart

[00:00:39] Who's falling apart

[00:00:42] You're headed for the cutting room floor

[00:00:43] Headed for the cutting room floor

[00:00:45] And in the sequel honey

[00:00:46] I'm the guy who gets the girl

[00:00:53] So if you miss my movie get the DVD

[00:00:58] Check out the chemistry between you and me

[00:01:01] Less 'Raising Arizona'

[00:01:04] More 'Steel Magnolias'

[00:01:08] So when you walk down that red carpet

[00:01:10] I hope you trip and fall

[00:01:15] I hope someone squirts you with a water gun

[00:01:18] A super soaker filled with pee

[00:01:21] Because the big screen's calling

[00:01:23] Final casting call

[00:01:25] It's your big shot baby

[00:01:26] You're the next big star

[00:01:28] Of another stupid movie

[00:01:29] 'Bout a guy with a broken heart

[00:01:32] Who's falling apart

[00:01:35] You're headed for the cutting room floor

[00:01:36] Headed for the cutting room floor

[00:01:38] And in the sequel honey

[00:01:39] I'm the guy who gets the girl

[00:01:43] All apologies to Kevin Costner

[00:01:46] And that chick from 'Monster'

[00:01:49] Give me Adam Sandler Will Ferrell

[00:01:52] Belushi and even Val Kilmer

[00:01:55] He was funny in 'Real Genius'

[00:01:59] What about 'Top Gun'

[00:02:00] No 'Top Gun' wasn't funny whatever

[00:02:03] 'Top Secret' was funny too

[00:02:06] But he sucked as Batman

[00:02:08] Because the big screen's calling

[00:02:10] Final casting call

[00:02:11] It's your big shot baby

[00:02:13] You're the next big star

[00:02:15] Of another dumb movie

[00:02:16] 'Bout a guy with a broken heart

[00:02:19] I'm falling apart

[00:02:21] Steven Spielberg's calling

[00:02:23] And he's sending a car

[00:02:25] It's your big shot baby

[00:02:26] You're the next big star

[00:02:28] Of another stupid movie

[00:02:29] 'Bout a guy with a broken heart

[00:02:33] Who's falling apart

[00:02:35] You're headed for the cutting room floor

[00:02:37] Headed for the cutting room floor

[00:02:38] And in the sequel honey

[00:02:40] I'm the guy who gets the girl

[00:02:44] Who gets the girl

[00:02:46] I'm the guy that gets the girl

[00:02:48] Adam Sandler Will Ferrel

[00:02:50] Belushi and Akroid

[00:02:51] Who gets the girl

[00:02:53] Chris Farley Bill Murray in Stripes

[00:02:53] I'm the guy that gets the girl

[00:02:55] Eddie Murphy 'til 90

[00:02:56] Chris Rock and John Candy

[00:02:58] Who gets the girl

[00:02:59] The cast of Hollywood Knights

[00:03:00] I'm the guy that gets the girl

[00:03:02] Mike Myers

[00:03:02] Jim Carry and the Farelly Brothers

[00:03:04] Who gets the girl

[00:03:06] Are more my style

[00:03:07] I'm the guy that gets the girl

[00:03:09] Terms Of Endearment I didn't get it

[00:03:10] Who gets the girl

[00:03:12] I'd much rather shut up and smile

[00:03:14] I'm the guy that gets the girl

[00:03:15] Adam Sandler Will Ferrel

[00:03:16] Belushi and Akroid

[00:03:17] Who gets the girl

[00:03:19] Chris Farley Bill Murray in Stripes

[00:03:20] I'm the guy that gets the girl

[00:03:22] Eddie Murphy 'til 90

[00:03:23] Chris Rock and John Candy

[00:03:24] Who gets the girl