《Jewish Girls (At The Matzoh Ball)》歌词

[00:03:47] I saw you on a Tuesday at the deli

[00:03:47] Then on Wednesday you were at the bank

[00:03:47] I should've asked the digits to your celli

[00:03:47] But my tongue was tied

[00:03:47] My mind just drew a blank

[00:03:47] On Friday my friend dragged me to a Jewish singles event

[00:03:47] I told him there are better ways my time could be spent

[00:03:47] He said "I think you ought to reconsider

[00:03:47] 'Cause loneliness won't keep you warm in winter"

[00:03:47] Jewish girls all shapes and sizes

[00:03:47] Waiting for you at the ball

[00:03:47] Find that girl who's pretty and loquacious

[00:03:47] Settle down, find a place

[00:03:47] So there I was at the Jewish community center

[00:03:47] Sitting on a metal fold-out chair

[00:03:47] While everybody's dancing to Madonna

[00:03:47] I wondered how she got into Kabbalah

[00:03:47] (Madonna...Kabbalah...)

[00:03:47] Then suddenly I saw you with your cashmere shawl

[00:03:47] The girl from the deli who caught my eye

[00:03:47] I never thought I'd meet you at a Matzoh Ball

[00:03:47] Who knew you were a member of the tribe?

[00:03:47] Jewish girls all shapes and sizes

[00:03:47] Waiting for you at the ball

[00:03:47] Find that girl who's pretty and loquacious

[00:03:47] Settle down, find a place

[00:03:47] Jewish girls all shapes and sizes

[00:03:47] Hanging out at the ball

[00:03:47] Make your Mom so happy she's ecstatic

[00:03:47] You're taking home a Jewish girl