《Numbers》歌词

[00:00:00] Numbers - Bobby Bare

[00:00:07] I was sitting in Friday's sucking on a glass of wine

[00:00:15] When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind

[00:00:22] Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine

[00:00:29] On a scale of one to ten

[00:00:32] I'd give her a nine

[00:00:37] Now on my scale there ain't no ten's

[00:00:41] You know nine is about as far as any chick can go

[00:00:52] So I flashed her a smile

[00:00:54] But she didn't even look at me

[00:00:59] So for brains and good judgement

[00:01:02] I'd give her a three

[00:01:06] I said Hey sweet thing

[00:01:08] You look like a possible eight

[00:01:14] You and me could uh make eighteen

[00:01:17] If your head's on straight

[00:01:22] She looked up and down my perfect frame

[00:01:29] And said these words that

[00:01:31] Burned into my perfect brain

[00:01:36] She said well

[00:01:37] Another one of those macho matician men

[00:01:44] Kind who grade all women on scales of one to ten

[00:01:51] And you give me an eight well

[00:01:53] That's a generous thing to do

[00:01:59] Now let's just see just how much i give you

[00:02:10] She said you coming on to me

[00:02:12] With that phony numbers jive

[00:02:18] Your style makes me smile

[00:02:21] I give it a five

[00:02:25] When you walked up i noticed that suit of yores

[00:02:32] It's last year's double knit frayed-cuffs

[00:02:35] Give it a four

[00:02:40] That must be your car parked out on the curb

[00:02:47] That sixty nine homemade convertible

[00:02:50] A three and a third

[00:02:55] Now as for your build

[00:02:57] I guess yore less than five

[00:03:02] Except for your pot belly

[00:03:04] I'd give that a ten for size

[00:03:09] That wine you're pouring might be fine to you

[00:03:17] But i'm used to fine champagne

[00:03:20] I give it a two

[00:03:25] It's hard to tell

[00:03:26] What your flashing smile is worth

[00:03:32] I give it a six

[00:03:34] You could use some dental work

[00:03:39] But it's your strutting rooster act

[00:03:42] That really makes me laugh

[00:03:47] It may be a ten to these country hens

[00:03:51] But to me a three and a half

[00:03:54] And there really ain't much to add

[00:03:57] Once the subtractin's done

[00:04:02] Since there ain't no zeroes

[00:04:05] I give you a one

[00:04:10] She walked out while up and down the line

[00:04:17] The whole bar was laughing

[00:04:19] Said bare what happened to your nine

[00:04:25] Nine says I

[00:04:27] Hell soon as she started to talk i knew

[00:04:32] She didn't have no class

[00:04:34] I barely gave her a two

[00:04:40] Yeah No matter how good they look at first

[00:04:44] There's flaws in all of them

[00:04:47] That's why on a scale of ten to one friend

[00:04:52] There ain't no ten