《第45集 (节目)》歌词

[00:00:00] 本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成

[00:00:00] 万全镖局总镖师赖九成

[00:00:04] 窝火

[00:00:05] 憋气呀

[00:00:07] 人也死了

[00:00:09] 也打了败仗

[00:00:10] 真是叫苦不迭

[00:00:14] 现在啊

[00:00:15] 他把这希望

[00:00:17] 就寄托到第三镇上了

[00:00:20] 他知道第三阵是至关重要

[00:00:25] 如果这阵要能赢了

[00:00:27] 就有取胜的把握

[00:00:30] 所以呢

[00:00:31] 他心里想着得派个硬人

[00:00:35] 谁去合适呢

[00:00:37] 他把这个希望就寄托到三尺地灵魔陆青身上

[00:00:45] 因为在嘴里头问着

[00:00:47] 哪位登台

[00:00:49] 哪一位

[00:00:50] 嘴说着

[00:00:52] 眼睛看着陆青

[00:00:55] 陆青是干什么的

[00:00:57] 还不明白这个吗

[00:00:59] 他心里头也清楚

[00:01:02] 这一阵太重要了

[00:01:05] 无论如何啊

[00:01:06] 不能输

[00:01:08] 他心里头想着

[00:01:10] 哦

[00:01:11] 赖九成看我

[00:01:13] 希望我能登台

[00:01:15] 你说这个事儿怎么办

[00:01:17] 按理说

[00:01:18] 姓盛的来了

[00:01:20] 应该叫他登台

[00:01:23] 不过姓盛的太狂了

[00:01:25] 我登台也好

[00:01:27] 叫他开开眼

[00:01:29] 省得他狂傲

[00:01:31] 再说赖九成人不错呀

[00:01:35] 跑前跑后

[00:01:36] 供吃供喝

[00:01:38] 对待我们

[00:01:39] 照顾的无微不至

[00:01:41] 这玩意吃了人家嘴短

[00:01:43] 拿了人家手短呢

[00:01:46] 真不卖卖力气与良心上也交代不过去

[00:01:52] 所以啊

[00:01:53] 这陆青就站起来了

[00:01:56] 诶

[00:01:57] 总镖师

[00:01:59] 老朽不才

[00:02:01] 我比划比划吧

[00:02:04] 哎哟

[00:02:06] 赖九成是正中下怀呀

[00:02:10] 赶紧抱拳施礼

[00:02:12] 老剑客

[00:02:13] 哎呀

[00:02:14] 这我真是求之不得呀

[00:02:17] 您老委屈

[00:02:18] 委屈

[00:02:20] 这第三阵就交给您了

[00:02:22] 诶

[00:02:24] 客气什么呢

[00:02:26] 这是应该的

[00:02:29] 盛大侠少坐片刻

[00:02:32] 老朽失陪了啊

[00:02:36] 圣奎也欠了

[00:02:38] 欠身诶老健康

[00:02:40] 那我得好好学习学习

[00:02:43] 哎哟

[00:02:43] 您太客气

[00:02:44] 我这两下子值得一学吗

[00:02:47] 走一步掉一块了

[00:02:50] 嗯呢

[00:02:52] 还咳嗽一声

[00:02:55] 稳稳当当

[00:02:57] 下了

[00:02:57] 西看台

[00:02:59] 见着老百姓

[00:03:00] 他一作揖

[00:03:01] 各位啊

[00:03:02] 借光借光

[00:03:04] 老朽到台上比划比划

[00:03:08] 老百姓一看

[00:03:09] 个头不高的一个小老头

[00:03:12] 小细脖

[00:03:13] 大脑壳

[00:03:16] 你别看个儿小

[00:03:17] 那么大的年纪

[00:03:18] 倍儿精神

[00:03:20] 干净

[00:03:21] 利落

[00:03:22] 呼啦超往左右一闪三尺

[00:03:25] 地灵魔晃着大脑袋登上比武台

[00:03:31] 这时台上收拾的干干净净

[00:03:36] 再看陆青来到台口

[00:03:39] 冲着下边一抱拳

[00:03:42] 呃

[00:03:42] 各位

[00:03:44] 老朽不才

[00:03:47] 想要打这第三阵

[00:03:51] 方才嘛

[00:03:52] 大家都看见了

[00:03:54] 出了人命了

[00:03:56] 其实这事儿不新鲜

[00:03:59] 别看台子不大

[00:04:01] 这也是战场啊

[00:04:04] 尤其是官准比武

[00:04:07] 打死自认倒霉呀

[00:04:10] 这玩意儿不带偿命的

[00:04:13] 哎

[00:04:15] 这也算死者

[00:04:16] 京师不到

[00:04:18] 学艺不高

[00:04:20] 比武就是这么残酷

[00:04:23] 闲言少叙吧啊

[00:04:26] 说比咱就比

[00:04:29] 说着

[00:04:31] 转脸奔东看台

[00:04:34] 我说各位呀

[00:04:37] 哪位耗财买脸陪我走几趟

[00:04:42] 跟老朽打这第三阵

[00:04:46] 哪位呀

[00:04:47] 我可在这儿等着呢

[00:04:51] 单说东看台老少英雄

[00:04:55] 一看

[00:04:56] 嚯

[00:04:57] 三尺地灵魔

[00:05:00] 登了台了

[00:05:02] 看来赖九成急不可待

[00:05:06] 剑客登台

[00:05:08] 当然是了不起了

[00:05:11] 年轻人

[00:05:12] 哪敢登台呀

[00:05:14] 掂量掂量自己这两下子

[00:05:17] 那是望尘莫及呀

[00:05:21] 窦尔敦往左右看了看

[00:05:24] 平身站起来

[00:05:26] 柯大哥

[00:05:27] 交给我吧

[00:05:29] 这第三阵

[00:05:30] 我去打

[00:05:32] 窦敦说完了

[00:05:34] 整理衣服

[00:05:35] 就要下台

[00:05:37] 被科特朗一把给拦住了

[00:05:40] 慢

[00:05:41] 贤弟啊

[00:05:42] 还没到时候

[00:05:44] 最好你先别登台

[00:05:47] 怎么

[00:05:48] 大哥

[00:05:49] 不相信我啊

[00:05:50] 不不不

[00:05:50] 不存在

[00:05:52] 千万别误会

[00:05:54] 我是说

[00:05:55] 你还得沉住气

[00:05:56] 大将督后镇

[00:05:59] 你得唱压轴戏啊

[00:06:02] 现在还不是时候

[00:06:03] 哎哟

[00:06:04] 柯大哥

[00:06:05] 你这么说

[00:06:06] 折煞我的阳寿啊

[00:06:09] 诶正在这么个时候

[00:06:12] 池热天

[00:06:13] 池老将可站起来了

[00:06:16] 我各位别争了

[00:06:17] 谁都别争

[00:06:19] 耳朵呢

[00:06:20] 的确没到时候

[00:06:23] 你先不要着急登台

[00:06:25] 我看交给老朽吧

[00:06:28] 我也卖卖老

[00:06:32] 大伙儿一看

[00:06:32] 正好

[00:06:33] 剑客对剑客

[00:06:36] 衡山二老大

[00:06:37] 有名气呀

[00:06:39] 要对付这小矬子

[00:06:42] 非得迟乐天不可

[00:06:45] 所以柯特朗也没深蓝老剑客您受累了

[00:06:49] 没说的

[00:06:50] 没说的

[00:06:51] 嘿

[00:06:51] 各位

[00:06:52] 闪一闪

[00:06:53] 闪一闪

[00:06:56] 从东看台跳下去了

[00:06:59] 左手唐锣

[00:07:01] 右手明杖

[00:07:03] 把眼睛一翻

[00:07:05] 又装开盲人了

[00:07:09] RRR

[00:07:11] 借光

[00:07:12] 借光

[00:07:13] 奔比舞台怎么走啊

[00:07:15] 各位啊

[00:07:18] 大伙儿一看

[00:07:18] 哟呵

[00:07:19] 实木的盲人

[00:07:21] 不是你什么都看不见

[00:07:24] 你比划什么劲儿

[00:07:26] 这不自找倒霉吗

[00:07:29] 有的人就说不去

[00:07:31] 刚才眼睛倍儿亮

[00:07:33] 怎么这么一会儿成了盲人了

[00:07:36] 大概是装的

[00:07:38] 怎么说的都有

[00:07:40] 真有那好心人过来了

[00:07:43] 把明杖端起来了

[00:07:45] 老先生别着急

[00:07:48] 我给你带路送到台上去啊

[00:07:50] 哎哟

[00:07:50] 多谢多谢

[00:07:53] 这主啊

[00:07:54] 还真就把他送到台上了

[00:07:56] 然后转身扎入人群

[00:08:00] 石乐天天生的诙谐

[00:08:03] 爱开玩笑

[00:08:05] 到了台上

[00:08:06] 平身站好

[00:08:09] RRR

[00:08:11] 算卦

[00:08:12] 算卦

[00:08:13] 算灵卦

[00:08:15] 大刘运卦

[00:08:17] 未卜先知啊

[00:08:20] 能事先知道人的吉凶

[00:08:23] 我说老剑客

[00:08:25] 算一卦吗

[00:08:26] 烫烫

[00:08:29] 陆青认识他呀

[00:08:32] 冷笑了两声

[00:08:35] 我说迟老剑客

[00:08:36] 开什么玩笑啊

[00:08:39] 这是比武的场所

[00:08:41] 你这何苦来的

[00:08:44] 再看迟乐天唰

[00:08:46] 眼睛放光

[00:08:50] 瞳孔之中放出两道寒光来

[00:08:56] 也冷笑了两声

[00:09:00] 我陆老剑客

[00:09:02] 开个玩笑嘛

[00:09:05] 有道是不说不笑不热闹嘛

[00:09:09] 诶

[00:09:10] 今天在比武台上

[00:09:13] 我能跟陆老剑客比划

[00:09:16] 真是三生有幸啊

[00:09:19] 老健康

[00:09:20] 你说咱们是怎么个比法啊

[00:09:24] 嗯

[00:09:25] 迟老剑客

[00:09:27] 你说呢

[00:09:28] 我说呀

[00:09:30] 咱先比划比划拳脚

[00:09:33] 如果高兴呢

[00:09:35] 再比试兵器怎么样啊

[00:09:39] 一切随你

[00:09:43] 迟乐天一转身

[00:09:44] 把唐罗明杖放到台上

[00:09:48] 外边肥大的破衣服闪掉了

[00:09:52] 把里边的衣服收拾干净利落

[00:09:55] 把袋子紧了几扣

[00:09:57] 把他这个鞋也提了

[00:09:59] 提鞋带勒紧

[00:10:02] 小辫也盘好了

[00:10:04] 诶

[00:10:06] 亮开门户

[00:10:07] 亮了个大鹏双展翅

[00:10:11] 三尺地灵魔早都收拾好了

[00:10:14] 双臂一扬

[00:10:16] 亮了个二郎

[00:10:18] 单山市

[00:10:19] 二人互道了一个请字

[00:10:22] 请

[00:10:23] 前

[00:10:23] 咳咳

[00:10:26] 往跟前一凑

[00:10:28] 两人身形转动

[00:10:30] 四目相对

[00:10:33] 身子就转开了

[00:10:36] 像他们这种身份

[00:10:38] 不轻易发招

[00:10:39] 发招就得有分量

[00:10:46] 按现在钟表说

[00:10:49] 转了有五分钟

[00:10:51] 谁也没伸手

[00:10:53] 尽管如此

[00:10:55] 台上台下

[00:10:56] 鸦雀无声啊

[00:10:59] 大家全神贯注在这看着

[00:11:02] 心说

[00:11:03] 这俩老头儿

[00:11:04] 不定谁胜谁负

[00:11:08] 单说三尺地灵魔心说

[00:11:12] 迟乐天

[00:11:13] 你真有点稳当劲儿

[00:11:15] 你不发招

[00:11:17] 就算完了

[00:11:18] 那可对不起点儿

[00:11:21] 想到这儿

[00:11:22] 往前一跟步

[00:11:23] 脚下使的是鸡蹬步

[00:11:26] 上边使的是连环掌

[00:11:28] 还使

[00:11:30] 流星赶月

[00:11:32] 双掌挂风

[00:11:34] 奔驰这天面门遍地

[00:11:38] 石老健可不敢怠慢

[00:11:40] 脑袋一拨楞

[00:11:41] 身子一晃

[00:11:42] 唰

[00:11:43] 上步斜身把这一掌躲开

[00:11:46] 刚想还招

[00:11:49] 陆青

[00:11:49] 把膀臂一平

[00:11:52] 这掌当刀使

[00:11:53] 横着就到了

[00:11:55] 对不起

[00:11:56] 你接掌

[00:11:59] 奔伯相砍来

[00:12:02] 十了天往后一撤

[00:12:04] 把这一掌躲开

[00:12:05] 两个人结驾相还

[00:12:07] 就倒在一处

[00:12:10] 这两个人都是人中的剑客

[00:12:13] 那不是说着玩儿呢

[00:12:16] 这两个人心里头都在想心事

[00:12:20] 陆清晰说

[00:12:22] 我练的是五毒掌

[00:12:26] 老家伙

[00:12:27] 一会儿叫你吃吃苦头

[00:12:29] 粘上我的五毒掌

[00:12:31] 你是准死无疑

[00:12:34] 那个说他手上有毒吗

[00:12:36] 啊不

[00:12:38] 他这白板囊之中啊

[00:12:39] 有鹿皮挽手套

[00:12:43] 这鹿皮碗手套是用毒药喂的

[00:12:45] 那上头有毒

[00:12:47] 在关键的时候他把手套戴上

[00:12:50] 打上

[00:12:51] 你就没个

[00:12:53] 一般的他不使用

[00:12:56] 现在呢

[00:12:57] 还没到关键时刻

[00:13:00] 所以呢

[00:13:00] 是正常的比试

[00:13:04] 就这样

[00:13:05] 陆青有能耐

[00:13:08] 使用的招法独特

[00:13:10] 变化莫测

[00:13:12] 十了天也不含糊

[00:13:14] 衡山二老啊

[00:13:16] 自称恒山派

[00:13:19] 那招法也非同寻常

[00:13:23] 这两个人这一打

[00:13:24] 转眼之间

[00:13:25] 80 回合未分胜负

[00:13:30] 把所有的人全牢牢的吸引住了

[00:13:35] 大伙儿眼睛瞪一般大

[00:13:37] 有的那个嘴张多大呀

[00:13:39] 气儿都喘不上来了

[00:13:42] 因为什么呢

[00:13:43] 就发现这俩老头儿

[00:13:46] 一开始一招一式很慢

[00:13:49] 看的比较清

[00:13:51] 后来是越打越快

[00:13:53] 越打越急

[00:13:55] 这两个人在台上

[00:13:57] 跟那纺车轮差不多少

[00:13:59] 身形转动

[00:14:01] 看不清招数了

[00:14:10] 有的人都看的花了眼了

[00:14:13] 心说这是人吗

[00:14:14] 这刮旋风呢这是

[00:14:18] 毕竟迟乐天不是陆青的对手

[00:14:24] 刚到100回合

[00:14:26] 他稍微没留神

[00:14:28] 让陆军这一巴掌正削到肩头上

[00:14:33] 虽然他没带着五毒手套

[00:14:36] 那个掌力可够重的

[00:14:38] 要说有千金也差不多少

[00:14:41] 耳聋中就听见咔咔

[00:14:44] 哎哟

[00:14:48] 石老见个身子往前一仰

[00:14:50] 噔噔噔噔噔噔

[00:14:52] 摔出去一丈多远吭

[00:14:54] 摔到台上了

[00:14:57] 大汗淋漓

[00:14:58] 是痛苦不堪呢

[00:15:01] 什么原因

[00:15:02] 膀子折了

[00:15:04] 挨上就完了

[00:15:07] 陆青往下侧身

[00:15:09] 收回双掌

[00:15:14] 吃了

[00:15:15] 健康

[00:15:16] 对不起

[00:15:17] 让你受苦了

[00:15:21] 东看台的伙计

[00:15:23] 上去十几个

[00:15:25] 把迟老剑客架起来

[00:15:27] 抬回东看台

[00:15:30] 哎呀

[00:15:30] 这一到台上

[00:15:32] 众人全都围拢过来了

[00:15:34] 郎中拎着药箱子也过来了

[00:15:38] 这么一看

[00:15:39] 伤势严重啊

[00:15:41] 赶紧进行包扎

[00:15:43] 上药

[00:15:44] 给服药

[00:15:47] 迟老剑客满面的羞愧哟

[00:15:56] 柯大侠

[00:15:59] 我对不起你呀

[00:16:01] 惭愧惭愧呀

[00:16:04] 我直说

[00:16:06] 能替你把拔号

[00:16:08] 哪知道老朽无能啊

[00:16:11] 耽误了大事儿了

[00:16:14] 这关键的一战

[00:16:17] 我拜着回来了

[00:16:19] 老健老健康

[00:16:22] 千万别难过

[00:16:23] 这我就领情不过呀

[00:16:26] 您冲什么呢

[00:16:27] 还不是给我帮忙吗

[00:16:29] 胜败兵家常事

[00:16:31] 这算不了什么

[00:16:33] 虽然说我们输了

[00:16:34] 后头还有两阵呢

[00:16:38] 我们要能搬回来

[00:16:40] 啊

[00:16:40] 那还是可以的

[00:16:42] 老人家千万别难过

[00:16:45] 这样吧

[00:16:46] 我派人送您回去

[00:16:48] 赶紧养伤

[00:16:49] 呃

[00:16:49] 等等等等

[00:16:50] 我话还没说完

[00:16:53] 转回身

[00:16:55] 他对窦尔顿说

[00:16:57] 尔敦纳

[00:16:58] 你过来

[00:17:00] 老剑客

[00:17:01] 有话请讲

[00:17:03] 哎

[00:17:05] 我这次啊

[00:17:07] 算

[00:17:08] 没白来呀

[00:17:10] 怎么这么说呢

[00:17:12] 王二算有了归属了

[00:17:16] 拜你为师

[00:17:18] 我就放了心了

[00:17:21] 看来人呢

[00:17:22] 变老

[00:17:23] 老了就完了

[00:17:25] 往往是力不从心的

[00:17:29] 不怪旁的

[00:17:31] 怪我经师不到

[00:17:33] 学艺不高啊

[00:17:35] 因此当众出丑

[00:17:38] 老了老了

[00:17:40] 栽这么跟头

[00:17:42] 从衡山栽到山东来了

[00:17:45] 还是那句话

[00:17:47] 猛儿有了归宿

[00:17:50] 我100个放心

[00:17:52] 我要走了

[00:17:54] 回到衡山碣石村

[00:17:58] 闭门谢客

[00:17:59] 永不出头

[00:18:01] 从今之后

[00:18:03] 这江湖上

[00:18:05] 就没有我这号了

[00:18:08] 这孩子

[00:18:09] 我就交给你了

[00:18:11] 希望你严加管束

[00:18:14] 叫他成人

[00:18:16] 尔敦呐

[00:18:17] 你能答应吗

[00:18:19] 哎呀

[00:18:21] 窦尔敦听完也很伤感

[00:18:25] 老人家千万别灰心

[00:18:28] 这算不了什么

[00:18:30] 你何必心灰意冷

[00:18:33] 哎

[00:18:33] 算了算了吧

[00:18:35] 劝什么也没用

[00:18:38] 这伤啊

[00:18:40] 我回家去养吧

[00:18:42] 萌二

[00:18:43] 你过来

[00:18:45] 哎哟

[00:18:46] 这这

[00:18:47] 我揪他的脑袋

[00:18:49] 放肆放肆啊

[00:18:52] 这是陆青啊

[00:18:54] 你揪脑袋

[00:18:56] 连我都没揪下来呀

[00:18:58] 孩儿啊

[00:18:59] 我要走了

[00:19:00] 听你师傅的话

[00:19:02] 听没听见

[00:19:03] 是喽

[00:19:05] 我

[00:19:05] 我本来就应该听我师傅的话

[00:19:08] 你就放心吧

[00:19:10] 既然这样

[00:19:13] 我先回去收拾收拾东西

[00:19:16] 我就要离开了

[00:19:19] 这老头儿还挺犟

[00:19:21] 谁怎么劝也不行

[00:19:23] 包扎之后

[00:19:24] 也不那么疼了

[00:19:26] 仗着他功底深厚啊

[00:19:29] 还真就不在乎

[00:19:31] 这时候

[00:19:32] 有人在台上把明杖唐罗给他捡回来了

[00:19:38] 老将可提在掌中

[00:19:40] 满面羞愧

[00:19:42] 说了一声

[00:19:43] 各位

[00:19:43] 咱们再会了

[00:19:46] 挤进人群

[00:19:48] 踪迹不见

[00:19:51] 诶

[00:19:51] 这老头儿说话算数

[00:19:53] 说不露面

[00:19:54] 还真就不露面了

[00:19:58] 他走了

[00:19:59] 暂且不提

[00:20:01] 单说铁罗汉

[00:20:02] 豆墩

[00:20:03] 一看第三仗

[00:20:05] 人家赢了

[00:20:06] 这第四仗是至关重要

[00:20:10] 要不扳回一局来呀

[00:20:12] 就完了

[00:20:15] 窦尔敦站起身来

[00:20:17] 就要登台

[00:20:19] 可就在这时

[00:20:21] 科特朗又把他拦住了

[00:20:23] 我说兄弟

[00:20:24] 你着什么急呀

[00:20:26] 该你登台的时候

[00:20:28] 你不上台也不行

[00:20:30] 没到时候

[00:20:31] 你先别着急

[00:20:36] 按下他们

[00:20:37] 咱先不说

[00:20:38] 单说三尺地灵魔

[00:20:42] 哎呀

[00:20:42] 高兴

[00:20:44] 这家胜利

[00:20:46] 他这心里头这美就甭提了

[00:20:49] 您别忘了这句话

[00:20:51] 胜利冲昏了头脑

[00:20:54] 你干脆见好就收得了

[00:20:57] 回到西看台去多好啊

[00:20:59] 功德圆满啊

[00:21:01] 不去

[00:21:02] 他美的找不着北了

[00:21:05] 心中得意

[00:21:07] 他有点卖狂

[00:21:09] 站在台上

[00:21:10] 他没下去

[00:21:11] 哈哈哈哈

[00:21:15] 各位啊

[00:21:18] 知道我是谁吗

[00:21:19] 这不废话吗

[00:21:20] 刚才说了一回了

[00:21:22] 他忘了

[00:21:23] 老朽

[00:21:24] 三尺地灵魔陆青是也

[00:21:29] 双名

[00:21:30] 远泰

[00:21:32] 方才跟我交手的那个主

[00:21:34] 可不是一般的人呢

[00:21:36] 衡山二老

[00:21:38] 第一老叫迟乐天呐

[00:21:41] 功夫不含糊

[00:21:43] 真有两下子

[00:21:45] 不愧是人中的剑客

[00:21:48] 但是呢

[00:21:49] 人无完人

[00:21:51] 他的招法还是欠火呀

[00:21:55] 跟我比

[00:21:56] 还是差了一截

[00:21:59] 不然我能打胜仗吗

[00:22:02] 虽然说我打了他一掌

[00:22:05] 但是我手下给他留情了

[00:22:08] 估计他这条老命就得交代了

[00:22:13] 谁让我这个人有好生之德呢

[00:22:16] 嘿

[00:22:17] 今儿个我也高了兴了

[00:22:19] 我奉劝诸位

[00:22:22] 刮风下雨

[00:22:23] 不知道吃几碗干饭

[00:22:26] 应该清楚

[00:22:28] 大伙说

[00:22:29] 是吗

[00:22:30] 好嘛

[00:22:31] 这一句话

[00:22:32] 有个人不爱听

[00:22:34] 这个人分人群上了台了

[00:22:38] 陆清

[00:22:39] 你太狂

[00:22:41] 你臭美什么你

[00:22:44] 你挺大个年岁

[00:22:46] 不知好歹呀

[00:22:47] 你捡了个便宜

[00:22:49] 你偷着乐去吧

[00:22:51] 就你这两下

[00:22:52] 狗屁不是

[00:22:54] 在我眼里头

[00:22:56] 你根本就不是剑客

[00:22:59] 你连个普通人你都比不上

[00:23:02] 什么玩意儿

[00:23:04] 呀

[00:23:06] 陆青心说

[00:23:07] 这谁呀

[00:23:08] 胆大包天

[00:23:09] 敢教训我

[00:23:10] 甩脸定睛是仔细观看