《Theme from Rocky XIII(aka: The Rye or The Kaiser|Theme From Rocky XIII)》歌词

[00:00:01] Theme From Rocky XIII(aka: The Rye or The Kaiser ) - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:50] Fat and weak what a disgrace

[00:00:54] Guess the champ got too lazy

[00:00:58] Ain't gonna fly now he's just takin' up space

[00:01:02] Sold his gloves threw his eggs down the drain

[00:01:07] But he's no bum he works down the street

[00:01:11] He bought the neighborhood deli

[00:01:15] Back on his feet now he's choppin' up meat

[00:01:19] Come inside maybe you'll hear him say

[00:01:23] Try the rye or the kaiser

[00:01:25] They're on special tonight

[00:01:27] If you want you can have an appetizer

[00:01:31] You might like our salami and the liver's all right

[00:01:35] And they'd really go well with the rye

[00:01:40] Or the kaiser

[00:01:45] Never eats while on the job

[00:01:49] He heard it's good to stay hungry

[00:01:53] But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob

[00:01:57] Have a taste they were made fresh today

[00:02:01] Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white

[00:02:05] Maybe I can suggest an appetizer

[00:02:09] Stay away from the tuna it smells funny tonight

[00:02:13] But you just can't go wrong with the rye

[00:02:18] Or the kaiser

[00:02:27] So today his deli comes first

[00:02:30] Steady dreams of his past days of glory

[00:02:36] Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst

[00:02:39] All the while you can still hear him say

[00:02:43] It's the rye or the kaiser it's the thrill of one bite

[00:02:47] Let me please be your catering advisor

[00:02:51] If you want substitutions I won't put up a fight

[00:02:56] You can have your roast beef on the rye

[00:03:02] Or the kaiser

[00:03:14] The rye or the kaiser

[00:03:23] The rye or the kaiser

[00:03:31] The rye or the kaiser