《The Sexual Life of a Camel》歌词

[00:00:00] The Sexual Life of a Camel - Our Team

[00:00:06] The sexual life of a camel,

[00:00:10] Is stranger than anyone thinks;

[00:00:15] At the height of the mating season,

[00:00:19] He tries to bugger the sphinx.

[00:00:23] But the sphinx' posterior's sphincter

[00:00:27] Is all clogged by the sands on the Nile.

[00:00:31] Which accounts for the hump on the camel,

[00:00:36] And the sphinx's inscrutable smile.

[00:00:41] In the process of syphillisation,

[00:00:46] From the anthropoid ape down to man;

[00:00:50] It is generally held that the navy,

[00:00:54] Has buggered whatever it can.

[00:00:58] Yet recent extensive researches

[00:01:02] By Darwin and Huxly and Hall,

[00:01:06] Conclusively prove that the hedgehog

[00:01:11] Has never been buggered at all.

[00:01:16] We therefore believe our conclusion,

[00:01:20] Is incontrovertibly shown

[00:01:24] That comparative safety on shipboard

[00:01:28] Is enjoying by the hedgehog alone.

[00:01:32] Why haven't they done it at Spithead?

[00:01:36] As they've done it at Harvard and Yale.

[00:01:41] And also at oxford and Cambridge

[00:01:45] By shaving the spikes off it's tail