《Otto Titsling(LP版)》歌词

[00:00:00] Otto Titsling - Bette Midler
[00:00:12] Otto titsling inventor and crout
[00:00:15] Had nothing to get very worked up about
[00:00:18] His inventions were failures his future seemed bleak
[00:00:21] He fled to the opera at least twice a week
[00:00:29] One night at the opera he saw an Aida
[00:00:32] Who's bust were so big they would often impede her
[00:00:37] Bug eyed he watched her fall into the pit
[00:00:40] Done in by the weight of those terrible tits
[00:00:44] Oh my God there she blows
[00:00:47] Aerodynamically this girl was a mess
[00:00:50] Otto eye balled the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds
[00:00:53] And he suddenly felt the fire or inspiration
[00:00:55] Flood his soul
[00:00:56] He ran back to his workshop
[00:00:58] Where he futzed and futzed and futzed
[00:01:01] For Otto titsling had found his quest
[00:01:04] To lift and mold the female breast
[00:01:07] To point the small ones to the sky
[00:01:10] To keep the big ones high and dry
[00:01:15] Every night he'd sweat and snort
[00:01:18] Searching for the right support
[00:01:21] He tried some string and paper clips
[00:01:23] Hey he even tried his own two lips
[00:01:29] Well he stiched and he slaved
[00:01:30] And he slaved and he stitched
[00:01:31] Until finally one night in the wee hours of morning
[00:01:34] Otto arose from his workbench triumphant
[00:01:37] Yes he had invented the worlds first
[00:01:39] Over the shoulder boulder holder hooray
[00:01:44] Exhausted but ecstatic Otto ran out to the diva
[00:01:46] Bearing the prototype in his hot little hand
[00:01:48] Now the diva did not want to try the darn thing on
[00:01:51] But after many initial mishaps
[00:01:52] She finally did
[00:01:54] And the sigh of relief that issued forth
[00:01:55] From the her mouth
[00:01:56] Was so loud that it was mistaken by some
[00:01:58] To be the early onset of the seraken winds
[00:02:00] Which would often roll through the schwarzwald
[00:02:02] With a vengeance
[00:02:08] But little did Otto know
[00:02:09] At the moment of his greatest triumph
[00:02:12] Lurking under the divas bed
[00:02:13] Was none other than the very worst
[00:02:15] Of the french patentees
[00:02:17] Phillip debrassiere
[00:02:20] And Phil was watching the scene
[00:02:21] With a great deal of interest
[00:02:27] Later that night while our broom Hilda slept
[00:02:30] Into the wardrobe Phillip softly crept
[00:02:33] He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore
[00:02:36] Til he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door
[00:02:39] Crying oh my God what joy what bliss
[00:02:43] I'm gonna make me a million from this
[00:02:45] Every woman in the world will wanna buy one
[00:02:48] I would have all the goods manufactures in Taiwan
[00:02:56] The result of this swindle is pointedly clear
[00:03:02] Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere
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