《My Home Town》歌词

[00:00:00] My Home Town (Shi Da Jie) - Tom Lehrer

[00:00:13] I really have a yen

[00:00:16] To go back once again

[00:00:18] Back to the place where

[00:00:19] No one wears a frown

[00:00:23] To see once more those

[00:00:24] Super-special just plain folks

[00:00:27] In my home town

[00:00:34] No fellow could ignore

[00:00:36] The little girl next door

[00:00:38] She sure looked sweet

[00:00:40] In her first evening gown

[00:00:43] Now there's a charge

[00:00:44] For what she used to give for free

[00:00:47] In my home town

[00:00:52] I remember Dan

[00:00:56] The druggist on the corner 'e

[00:00:59] Was never mean or ornery

[00:01:01] He was swell

[00:01:03] He killed his mother-in-law

[00:01:05] And ground her up real well

[00:01:08] And sprinkled just a bit

[00:01:11] Over each banana split

[00:01:14] The guy that taught us math

[00:01:17] Who never took a bath

[00:01:19] Acquired a certain measure of renown

[00:01:24] And after school he sold

[00:01:26] The most amazing pictures

[00:01:28] In my home town

[00:01:35] That fellow was no fool

[00:01:37] Who taught our Sunday School

[00:01:40] And neither was our kindly Parson Brown

[00:01:48] In my home town

[00:01:53] I remember Sam

[00:01:57] He was the village idiot

[00:02:00] And though it seems a pity it

[00:02:02] Was so

[00:02:04] He loved to burn down houses

[00:02:06] Just to watch the glow

[00:02:09] And nothing could be done

[00:02:12] Because he was the mayor's son

[00:02:15] The guy that took a knife

[00:02:18] And monogrammed his wife

[00:02:20] Then dropped her

[00:02:21] In the pond and watched her drown

[00:02:25] Oh yes indeed

[00:02:26] The people there are just plain folks

[00:02:30] In my home town