《Half A Man》歌词

[00:00:00] Half A Man - Stephen Lynch

[00:00:17] All my days

[00:00:20] I live with my disgrace

[00:00:24] I'm afraid to show my face

[00:00:28] Or at least take off my underwear

[00:00:34] See I was born

[00:00:37] Like a half way neutered pet

[00:00:41] I don't have a matching set

[00:00:46] It's a part of me

[00:00:48] That just ain't there

[00:00:51] Please don't stare

[00:00:53] Well I'm a gambling man with out two dice

[00:00:57] I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice

[00:01:02] Oh to have two testis would be so nice

[00:01:06] But I'm half a man

[00:01:11] Yeah I'm half a man

[00:01:15] Wanna die

[00:01:17] End it all just call it quits

[00:01:21] I can't find a cup that fits

[00:01:26] And at baseball games I feel so dumb

[00:01:30] When I hear ball one

[00:01:33] Oh my God

[00:01:35] How could you have been so cruel

[00:01:39] To give me one family jewel

[00:01:44] And the one that's there must feel so sad

[00:01:48] He's a lonely nad

[00:01:50] Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg

[00:01:55] I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg

[00:01:59] Oh I want another testi

[00:02:02] Do I have to beg

[00:02:03] I'll be half a man

[00:02:08] Yeah half a man oh

[00:02:29] Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum

[00:02:34] And I'm a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb

[00:02:38] And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum

[00:02:43] I'm just half a man

[00:02:47] Yeah I'm half a man