《搞笑歌打酱油》歌词

[00:00:00] 搞笑歌打酱油 - 姜梦琪

[00:00:02] 作词：姜鹏

[00:00:05] 作曲：姜鹏

[00:00:08] 一个小老头

[00:00:12] 逛街打酱油

[00:00:16] 遇到小猫捉仓鼠

[00:00:20] 提瓶绕开走

[00:00:24] 仓鼠急逃窜

[00:00:28] 钻进油瓶口

[00:00:32] 无奈肚大脖子粗

[00:00:36] 瓶子卡住头

[00:00:48] 闻着酱油香

[00:00:52] 仓鼠口水流

[00:00:56] 捞不着油活气死

[00:01:00] 呜呼小命休

[00:01:04] 仓鼠到阴曹

[00:01:08] 诬告小老头

[00:01:12] 酱油瓶子害性命

[00:01:16] 一定要报仇

[00:01:20] 仓鼠骗无常

[00:01:24] 捉拿小老头

[00:01:28] 老头说我不相干

[00:01:32] 路过打酱油

[00:01:36] 老头进地府

[00:01:40] 众神忙叩头

[00:01:44] 原来老头是钟馗

[00:01:48] 微服世间走

[00:02:00] 钟馗讲真情

[00:02:04] 判官气晕头

[00:02:08] 仓鼠扔进油锅里

[00:02:12] 炸了三春秋

[00:02:16] 仓鼠不怕烫

[00:02:20] 皮肉十丈厚

[00:02:24] 肉膘拉长神经线

[00:02:28] 冰火打不透

[00:02:48] 早春被猫咬

[00:02:52] 知疼已晚秋

[00:02:56] 热锅中洗冷水澡

[00:03:00] 游哉乐悠悠

[00:03:04] 仓鼠睡油锅

[00:03:08] 耗干八锅油

[00:03:12] 毛孔吸油更肥胖

[00:03:16] 变成大肥牛

[00:03:28] 判官很忐忑

[00:03:32] 钟馗有计谋

[00:03:36] 发配仓鼠去荒岛

[00:03:40] 饿成干巴猴

[00:03:44] 荒岛无粮仓

[00:03:47] 仓鼠无处偷

[00:03:52] 贼油耗尽只剩皮

[00:03:56] 包着贼骨头

[00:04:00] 判官很忐忑

[00:04:04] 钟馗有计谋

[00:04:08] 发配仓鼠去荒岛

[00:04:12] 饿成干巴猴

[00:04:16] 荒岛无粮仓

[00:04:20] 仓鼠无处偷

[00:04:24] 贼油耗尽只剩皮

[00:04:28] 包着贼骨头

[00:04:32] 老头又回人世间

[00:04:36] 逛街打酱油