《The Bear， The Tiger， The Hamster and The Mole》歌词

[00:00:00] The Bear, The Tiger, The Hamster and The Mole - Lynne Wintersteller

[00:00:07] Stop

[00:00:10] All right that's it

[00:00:11] That's the one that does it

[00:00:12] I've had it with that song and dance

[00:00:14] A man must this and a woman must that

[00:00:17] Till relationships don't stand a chance

[00:00:20] I'm sorry to shout

[00:00:20] But I'm up to here

[00:00:22] With all that crap about man and wife

[00:00:25] For I thank god am a scientist

[00:00:29] And I know the real facts of life

[00:00:41] Like a soul possessed

[00:00:43] I have studies and assessed

[00:00:44] The creatures of this earth

[00:00:47] And from moose to eel

[00:00:48] What my studies most reveal

[00:00:50] Is the male's inflated worth

[00:00:53] For in most of the animal kingdom

[00:00:56] The ladies only seldom need men

[00:00:59] Their dealings are straight

[00:01:00] They meet them to mate

[00:01:02] And never see them again

[00:01:05] The bear the tiger the hamster and the mole

[00:01:10] Have females who live fruitful lives outside of male control

[00:01:16] For one mindless spasm they allow the male his role

[00:01:22] That's marriage for the tiger bear and hamster

[00:01:28] Now the mole who's blind

[00:01:30] Will never be confined

[00:01:31] To one male she's merely felt

[00:01:34] Once his seed is sown

[00:01:35] She has her babes along

[00:01:37] In the hole where the male mole dwelt

[00:01:40] And as for the boa constrictor

[00:01:43] She needs no more than one male response

[00:01:46] For when it appears

[00:01:47] She stores it for years

[00:01:49] To use whenever she wants

[00:01:52] The ray the rhino the penguin and the tern

[00:01:57] Those females know that motherhood is not a male concern

[00:02:03] Of course they're not human but they show what we can learn

[00:02:09] They point the way the rhino ray and penguin

[00:02:16] In a field or brook

[00:02:17] Almost anywhere you look

[00:02:18] Are mothers on their own

[00:02:21] In the deep on high

[00:02:23] Mothers kiss their mates goodbye

[00:02:24] And they raise their young alone

[00:02:27] Now I make no brief for the mantis

[00:02:30] Who decapitates her mate during sex

[00:02:33] But I do like the auk

[00:02:35] Who mates with a squawk

[00:02:36] And then throws rocks at her ex

[00:02:39] The bitch the vixen the queen bee and the shrew

[00:02:45] What men have done to those fine words we never can undo

[00:02:51] They're strong working mothers yes they're just like me and you

[00:02:57] Let's redefine the shrew the bitch and vixen

[00:03:03] And be like the seagull

[00:03:09] Roam free as the lynx

[00:03:14] And cruise like the caribous if we choose

[00:03:21] And not have to wait for those sly little winks

[00:03:24] From some man who envies the sex life of minks

[00:03:27] And not have to guess if he's one of the finks

[00:03:30] Or whether he drinks

[00:03:31] Or whether he stinks

[00:03:33] Or what he thinks

[00:03:36] Of me

[00:03:42] Now of course if fate

[00:03:43] Should put upon my plate

[00:03:45] That quintessential male

[00:03:47] I would stick like glue

[00:03:49] Yes I would be as true

[00:03:51] As any beaver owl or whale

[00:03:53] But till then I'll envy the oyster

[00:03:57] Who lives a happy life on the shelf

[00:03:59] When she wants a term

[00:04:01] She releases some sperm

[00:04:02] And fertilizes herself

[00:04:05] The hare the condor the guppy and the bream

[00:04:11] They're all out there doing what humans only dream

[00:04:17] Come march toward the future on my scientific team

[00:04:23] For now that you've seen and can compare

[00:04:26] Why anyone with the will to dare

[00:04:29] Can follow the tiger and the bear

[00:04:32] And hamster

[00:04:34] And mole

[00:04:37] And me