《老铁,得劲不?》歌词

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[00:00:19] 有人呢跟我说
[00:00:20] 王思聪要是没有他爸
[00:00:22] 他什么也不是
[00:00:24] 我就笑了
[00:00:25] 我说没有他吧
[00:00:26] 他就是万达老总了呀
[00:00:37] 今天我们公司来了一个新的经理
[00:00:39] 我呢
[00:00:40] 本来想去拍拍马屁的
[00:00:42] 结果拍到马蹄子上了
[00:00:44] 我说经理你长得太像那个明星了
[00:00:47] 就是前几天刚播完的那个电视剧里边儿人民的名义里的那个公安厅长
[00:00:53] 叫什么来着
[00:00:54] 嗯
[00:00:54] 他说祁同伟
[00:00:56] 我说对对对
[00:00:57] 就是那然后精灵的眼神
[00:01:01] 嗯
[00:01:02] 我一辈子估计也不会忘吧
[00:01:10] 今天啊
[00:01:10] 我穿的短裤去坐公交车
[00:01:13] 感觉有人在摸我屁股
[00:01:15] 我就寻思可能遇到变态了
[00:01:17] 不过我没出声啊
[00:01:18] 任由他摸
[00:01:19] 摸了一会儿
[00:01:20] 我用伪音发出女生的娇喘
[00:01:23] 嗯嗯
[00:01:24] 他胆子大了
[00:01:25] 开始摸我的底裤
[00:01:27] 当他摸到我的时候
[00:01:29] 我回过头用粗壮的男低音问他
[00:01:32] 老铁啊得劲儿不啊啊这五一放假回老家
[00:01:47] 有一个哥呢
[00:01:48] 就跟我说陈
[00:01:48] 哎呀
[00:01:49] 你是怎样这么变健谈的呢
[00:01:52] 我也想像你一样随口就能讲一些笑话段子
[00:01:55] 然后呢
[00:01:56] 我就拿他的手机给他下载了酷我
[00:01:59] 音乐APP
[00:02:00] 顺便让他收听了爆笑酷我
[00:02:13] 这几天啊
[00:02:13] 小颖呢
[00:02:14] 去我家玩儿
[00:02:16] 就碰到我小弟弟在她那
[00:02:19] 就去逗我弟弟
[00:02:19] 他说
[00:02:20] 哎呀小朋友
[00:02:21] 你的小鸡鸡好可爱哟
[00:02:23] 哎
[00:02:23] 他呢就说咋的啦
[00:02:25] 我爸还有个大的
[00:02:27] 你要不要看呀
[00:02:33] 嘿嘿嘿
[00:02:35] 你是一只猫
[00:02:36] 你是
[00:02:37] 我拍拍
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